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Parenting is the ultimate roller coaster, the highs, lows, wholesome moments and sheer chaos are like nothing else in the world. At the same time, it can be quite lonely, because the only other person who really gets it is your spouse. But in the age of social media, people finally have a way to share and exchange their thoughts. 

We’ve put together some of the best Tweets from parents venting this January. From hilarious sayings to those painfully relatable constant battles, get comfortable as you read through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to comment your own thoughts below. We also got in touch with parenting psychologist Chelsea Caitlin.

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Bored Panda got in touch with child psychologist Chelsea Caitlin to learn more about some forms of parenting and she was kind enough to answer some questions. First and foremost, we wanted to learn more about how to manage your kid’s desires in the 21st century. 

“It can be difficult as a parent to find a balance between setting boundaries and providing children what they want at times. Every parent will be different on what they feel comfortable with, in terms of more relaxed boundaries or not. Permissive parenting can sometimes lead to challenging behaviors. Parents may worry about what happens then.”

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you check the original Tweet, the sweaters aren't totally identical, (different colours) so he could argue that.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could see where everyone was at by counting the number of bikes at the front door

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These days, one will run into parents who just give their kids anything they want, so we were curious to hear what this might cause. “Each child is different in how they respond, here are some examples of what may happen or skills that don't develop the same: Decrease in emotional regulation skills, difficulties engaging with peers, struggle with patience or delayed gratification, feelings of entitlement and they may have difficulties with failure,” she shared with Bored Panda. 

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents were far from perfect, but every day I see someone whose parents should have told them that they’re “amazing at asking the waiter for ketchup”.

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Nowhere is this more visible than the abundance of devices some parents get their kids. “We aren't for or against screen time. Often the reality is that screens are a part of life and we want to teach our children healthy boundaries of utilizing screens. We want parents to reflect on why and how they are using screens and what that can look like for their child. Some questions to ask yourself.” 

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She suggested that parents ask themselves a few questions when thinking about screen time. “It is important to look at how your child responds to the TV. Are you noticing an increase in behavior? Are you seeing them struggle to step away from the TV? What is happening to them? What is the TV time taking away from? Are they having social interactions? Are they limited in their exercise and ability to play?”

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. My son's school had a play yesterday evening. We received the invitation a few weeks ago. Commencement at 7pm. Wonderful. Day of the play, it is 5.30pm and we are sitting down to an early dinner so that we can be there on time when my son announces that he is IN the play and he needs to wear a costume of a Victorian era child.

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“Do they have the ability to self-regulate and self-monitor? It can be very challenging for adults to step away from the TV so what does that look like for your child? What are some of the reasons why certain parents choose to raise their children this way?” If a parent struggles with these questions, they should perhaps seek the help of a specialist. 

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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That means it's bed or nap time. Our kiddo always became unconsolably contrary whenever they were tired and needed a nap. Woke up sweet as candied peaches again.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that is exactly what the german word "Fruchtfleisch" means

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“There are a variety of reasons why some parents may choose or be permissive parents. A lack of support, maybe it is how they want to parent. Perhaps they aren't aware of parenting styles or other approaches to parenting or that's how they were parented. They were parented the opposite and had negative feelings towards how they were parented. There could be guilt or feeling as though they need to compensate. It is important to find what you value as a parent and what skills, beliefs, and values you want to pass on to your children.”

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because every kid I've ever met thinks work isn't being told what to do and learning stuff you hate, but doing something you've chosen to do, I call shenanigans.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter sometimes used to shout "Help! Help!" when I'd walk with her. Not very fun!

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“Moderation is key. Trying to find balance can be a helpful thing. Research! Educate yourself on different parenting approaches and styles and decide what is going to work best for you and your family.” You can find more of Chelsea Caitlin’s work on her website, on her Instagram page, and in her new book

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gonna try this. It won't be cute, but IDC as long as it works

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... The urge to channel Cmdr. Susan Ivanova (EarthForce): "And that's when I shot him, Your Honor." (not really. See comments about 'black humor' elsewhere in this thread.)

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the kids is regularly saying things like that, get them to a sleep specialist. 6 year old should not feel that fatigued regularly

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who spent a childhood coughing my guts out because my parents HAD to smoke in the car, even when it was too cold to open the window, I find it difficult to see the funny side of this.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as someone who got sick in seconds when in the car with smoking family members or friends, and was told to stop making a drama, i think this is funny

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unintended consequences of making it illegal to smoke with kids in the car, love it.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New study shows that passive smoke increases the risk of bladder cancer in dogs six times...so its not just an issue for humans now.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's funny, myself. I, too, had parents who smoked. They smoked on the house and in the car. I still think this is pretty funny.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then there's someone like me. Absolutely loved the smell of the luckiy strikes my dad smoked in the car. No I don't smoke.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some really good advice I've gotten about having a baby: Don't expect anything from a baby. They're a baby.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every Mother's Day, my kids's dad takes them after breakfast and doesn't bring them back until dinner. It's a lovely gift!

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where are you getting your 5 year olds... Comedy Central? *rolls eyes so bad he goes blind and see snow angels and fire demons* stupid liars

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mixed together three or four different colors of modeling clay once when I was five. I immediately saw that I’d ruined it and I was very unhappy about it. So I never mixed different colors of clay or Play-Dough together again.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a pretty cool wooden card reader! I'm off to kmart to see if they sell them!

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My five year old niece - at a golden wedding party - told someone that she wanted to be an unmarried mother.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I took in a 16 year old boy for six months when he had nowhere else to go, my food bill quadrupled.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know many a toddler where not having go-gurt in the house is the same as not having food.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Encourage your kids to be nerds instead. Dungeons and Dragons teaches teamwork just well as a team sport!

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, that just triggered me to remember a dream I had, and NEVEr would have come to consciousness. I dreamed that I made tea using banana peels... whatever that means.

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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have rejection dysphoria which used to make meal prep time a very tense time for me. It took a lot of work to teach our kid about kind words without also making them feel responsible for my fragile self esteem. 12 years in, my kid is not allowed to complain about what I'm making when I'm making it, and no faces while eating... If they can help it. They have to eat at least some of it, and if they don't like it they can either throw it away if there's lots more, or wrap it up and I'll pack it for my lunch. My kid can also tell me "I didn't care for that" and I'll agree to try to remember and not make it for them next time (because they have to be allowed to express their feelings as well)

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of wheny dad was getting my baby sisters passport. She might've been 6 months old. They wanted her to sign somehow literally...my dad was dumbstruck..I think eventually he just held her hand closed over a pen and wrote her name....so stupid

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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 46 and many of my phone conversations with my folks still end with, Me: [deafening silence] Mom: Are you done? Me: Yeah, guess so. Love ya!

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a whole list of things that were unfair about that time.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH would YOU want to drink from one of those?? I mean, I grew up as part of the "garden hose drinking" generation and I sure as h3ll ain't drinking from a water fountain Nasty Nose Nelly or Snot-Faced Sam just drank from! EWWW!!

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be kind. For you never know how many dad jokes someone wished they could hear today...

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom used to drive my kids nuts by calling Pikachu "Pukeyshoes"!! LOL!

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time, when my daughter was about 3, she was bugging me about doing something that morning. I told her to let me have my coffee, then we'll talk about it. She put her hands on her hips and says, "Mommy, you're useless without coffee!"

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless multiple competent unbiased adults are. Then, y'know, maybe listen.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, to be fair every episode of "Phineas and Ferb" starts with how many days of summer vacation there are.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was watching a video essay on the feminine themes in bloodborne and the comments were absolutely f*****g hilarious. "Eldritch horrors beyond MAN'S comprehension. Cosmic beings are for the girlies 💅"

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. Everyone who makes garbage in the car takes the garbage with them when we get out of the car. Been the rule since one of us made the old car smell permanently of moldy orange.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought I would have a second kid, wanted to wait for the first one to be old enough to 'help,' but by then, I was actually sleeping again and I thought "maybe not"

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