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50 Honest And Unhinged Posts On X From Parents Who’ve Seen It All (April Edition)
Despite the fact that humans have parented for basically as long as there have been humans, people with kids can attest to the fact that one’s offspring can always find a way to surprise you. From novel and innovative ways to make a mess, to “kid-logic” that can give you an aneurysm, parents, it seems, never have a dull moment.
We’ve gathered some of the best posts on X from parents sharing their funny stories or relatable experiences from this April. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments section below.
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Parents with younger kids in particular are often in a very specific place where they have no one to really share their experiences with. After all, you don’t really discuss the ups and, God forbid, downs of parenting with your actual kids. Your childless friends simply don’t get it either.
So it’s perhaps no surprise that parents then use the anonymity of the internet to share their feelings. This isn’t even limited to negative emotions either. Indeed, these sorts of posts might just be another side-effect of what some researchers call “parental loneliness.” One US survey found that over 66% of parents do report feeling isolated by the demands of raising kids.
Similarly, unlike a “normal” job, many parents report burnout at times. This is perhaps one reason why “it takes a village,” because the adults need a break too. You can’t exactly “quit” parenting, so folks vent online and seek advice. After all, you can’t exactly get a Masters degree in parenting, so asking for advice on the internet is a good start.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Schools do start too early for teens. When I was one I couldn't fall asleep before 2am, it was a horrific waking nightmare to drag my sorry a ss to school each weekday
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Bewitched One 2 years ago
I must’ve had a terrible imagination as a child. I never had an imaginary friend. And I tried lol
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Melanie Filmer 2 years ago
One of my favourite quotes: "Cleaning house while kids are growing, Is like shovelling snow when it's still snowing"
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Boredest Panda 2 years ago
What would happen if you squash a glitter bomb? Would it blow up? Because I doubt that's something I would wanna clean up.
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Starwhisper Nighthush 2 years ago
We went on a family vacation when I was in 1st grade. Somewhere in the middle of Montana, I said mommy, I don't feel so good and I have a lot of red spots on me. I developed 3 day measles on the way to Yellowstone.
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Mumma Cass 2 years ago
Miss 9 & I call each other bruh daily!! Even at school drop off & pick up, she'd say 'bye bruh' , 'hi bruh' it makes us feel connected more. My mum would punish us kids when we use to call her bruh. It's harmless!
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Francesco Gutierrez 2 years ago
African-American Vernacular English is a legitimate, NATIVELY used variety of English and, as such, it has its own grammar, vocabulary, and phonology. It's not "uneducated" and it's not "hood". In fact, it shares its phonology with rural deialects spoken by Whites throughout the Southern United States, and it's closely related to various creole languages. I know it's difficult to believe that if it doesn't "sound" white then it must not be proper, but try your hardest, will ya.
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Mumma Cass 2 years ago
I get called bro, brah, dude, mate but it shows me that Miss 9 loves me. She doesn't hug me as much anymore or tells me she that she loves me. But I know in my heart she feels comfortable by calling me bro, brah etc I guess noone knows your kids and their behaviour better than the parent/carer themselves ☺️ I allow my Miss 9 to express her feelings by any way possible so she can feel safe.
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Boredest Panda 2 years ago
It's a 6th sense that you develop upon constant use of your phone... no one said it was reliable, but it apparently exists.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
At the moment we have a game where there's a wicked witch and wizard in her mouth summoning evil cavity monsters with their sorcery who want to destroy her teeth. But hey, for the first time I her life brushing her teeth isn't a huge drama anymore (and she seems to love it all of a sudden)
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Jinx (she/her) 2 years ago
My mom actually did it once. I had to take the bags to the curb. It was traumatic and I didn't learn to clean from it. I learned about my mom's bipolar 🙃
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Jinx (she/her) 2 years ago
We do a pudding and whipped cream pie to the face for April fools. No pranks. We take turns. this year 9 got to pie daddy, it was beautiful
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Mumma Cass 2 years ago
We have Costco in Australia but I don't understand this too.. any Costco customers here?
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I always wonder what we are supposed to call "tweets" now that the site is called X. Do we call them x-lets? XD
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troufaki13 2 years ago
On Saturday night my brother went out for drinks with his friends. When he got home, his son, 6, took his place in the bed so my brother had to sleep in my nephew's bed. Next morning, he said to his dad winking "Did you find a little man in your bed next to your wife last night?" 😂
Mumma Cass 2 years ago
Also I caved in to slime/goo over the weekend lol I saw some pretty awesome stuff at our local supermarket. She went cray cray for & promised me that she will take extra care with it. She is pretty good keeping her promises though. She only makes promises that she can keep. She saw the comments here about Lego & slime.. Miss 9 said thank you for convincing me to give in & buy her lego 😂🙏🏽☺️
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I always wonder what we are supposed to call "tweets" now that the site is called X. Do we call them x-lets? XD
Load More Replies... troufaki13 2 years ago
On Saturday night my brother went out for drinks with his friends. When he got home, his son, 6, took his place in the bed so my brother had to sleep in my nephew's bed. Next morning, he said to his dad winking "Did you find a little man in your bed next to your wife last night?" 😂
Mumma Cass 2 years ago
Also I caved in to slime/goo over the weekend lol I saw some pretty awesome stuff at our local supermarket. She went cray cray for & promised me that she will take extra care with it. She is pretty good keeping her promises though. She only makes promises that she can keep. She saw the comments here about Lego & slime.. Miss 9 said thank you for convincing me to give in & buy her lego 😂🙏🏽☺️
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