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50 Of The Most Stupid, Bizarre And Absurd Things People Posted On This Neighbor App (New Pics)
Back in the day, neighbors had to communicate by knocking on each other's doors or chatting over the fence. Nowadays, we have "NextDoor." Globally, the platform has around 100 million users, and in the UK, one in four households says they're on "NextDoor."
Every neighborhood probably has its weirdo, and when there's a platform for them to voice their complaints, you can rest assured there's going to be some top-tier comedy. Luckily, for the rest of us, an online community collects these types of posts and lets all of us "NextDoor" outsiders see the madness that is neighbor relations. Maybe you'll consider joining such a neighboorhood just for the laughs after going through this list?
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#1
Finally An Actual Funny Post On Nd
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#2
Oh Lordy This One Got Me 😂
#3
Maga's House Burns Down, Posts For Help, Then Gets Burned In A Reply
Forget WhatsApp or Facebook groups if you want to keep in touch with your neighbors and stay on top of the neighborhood goss. "NextDoor" is the next big thing for all the Flanderses out there who can't wait to hit their neighbors with an "Okily dokily!", some petty complaints, or a suspiciously prejudiced hot take.
In the U.S., 13% of all adults use "NextDoor," which is about 220,000 neighborhoods all across America. In 2024, researchers from New York University and the University of Michigan studied "NextDoor" users and compiled a comprehensive portrait of "NextDoor" communities.
They found that "NextDoor" users are more often those who live in sparsely populated areas. These residents are also more likely to be white, wealthy, older, and more educated.
#4
The Case Of The Tresspassing Raccoons
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 months ago
"Dear HOA board members, please prevent raccoons from walking behind my house!" XD
#5
Voice Activated Paper Towels
#6
An Extremely Insightful Post About Something
But what do people on "NextDoor" actually talk about? It's not all nonsense and ridiculousness like what you see on this list. The researchers from the 2024 study found that there are three main topics that people usually post about on "NextDoor":
- Posts offering or seeking services or goods,
- Posts about perceived suspicious persons,
- Lost pets,
- Transportation issues,
- Events,
- And pleasantries, such as wishing happy holidays or celebrating the current weather.
Posts about supposedly suspicious people are most likely to get the most engagement, and most of us can imagine why. They account for only 6% of all posts on "NextDoor," but are the most worrying because they might encourage radicalized community surveillance.
#7
Look At This Sinister Rock
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago
Well first there was a long period of accretion and then the earth cooled. Eventually the atmosphere and oceans formed and do I really have to explain the origin of rocks?
#8
Can We Get Some Contractors Or Builders To Stop This Maniac? 😭
Mrs Irish Mom 3 months ago
If it was a kids tree house that woud be dangerous but a home gym, i give it a day before it crashes to the ground
#9
Are They Unloading D***s?
Bob Brooce 3 months ago
Probably loading up the body of a nosy neighbor that was sharing their business with everyone.
Sometimes, law enforcement agencies are present in "NextDoor" communities. Again, it's probably not surprising that this more often applies to non-white neighborhoods or communities where income inequality is greater. At the same time, they're also present on "NextDoor" in neighborhoods where the residents have higher incomes and the real estate value is higher.
#10
Cleansing The Chem Trails With Vinegar
Sometimes, law enforcement agencies are present in "NextDoor" communities. Again, it's probably not surprising that this more often applies to non-white neighborhoods or communities where income inequality is greater. At the same time, they're also present on "NextDoor" in neighborhoods where the residents have higher incomes and the real estate value is higher.
#11
Did Bezos Write This?
#12
Can’t Make This Sh!t Up!
A co-author of the paper, Megan A. Brown, says that it's hard to explain why law enforcement is more present in non-white communities. "They could be there to better engage with the community, to facilitate surveillance by community members, or some combination of the two." However, the researchers warn that it might drive neighborhoods towards racial profiling and vigilante surveillance, resulting in bias from law enforcement.
#13
The Moon. It’s Moving…
#14
Freedumb Of Speech
Geoffrey Scott 3 months ago
And recently, Trump has violated both the 1st and 4th. Not overtly, but certainly subteley.
#15
How Do You Cook Your Batteries?
Although it sounds really scary, that might just be the nature of any social media platform. As researcher of anthropology Sydney Yeager explained to the Baltimore Banner, most online spaces push us to extremes and groupthink. "We are invited to create divisions much more quickly and without thought, because again, there are no consequences for it and nuance requires more work than algorithms often allow."
#16
Spreading The Good News
Drop Bear from Hell 3 months ago
is the daughter of the ex one of her grandkids? if so well I guess she is off Grandma's Christmas card list....
#17
Maga Moron Solves The Price Of Eggs
#18
Next Level Nextdoor Boomer Scaries
What is "NextDoor" doing about this? They have a kindness reminder feature that spots offensive language and encourages people to edit before they post. The app can also detect potentially inflammatory content. Users themselves can also report racism, misinformation, or problematic neighbor profiles to the Neighborhood Operations team.
#20
This Can't Be Correct
#21
Ok But Like What Kind Of Horse?
But anthropologists shift the blame from the platform to the people who use it. Yes, the nature of "NextDoor" might drive us to be meaner, more prejudiced, and more radical, but that's no excuse to act in problematic ways. "It's not like people are going online and adopting completely new beliefs or behaviors," another anthropologist Matt Artz, told the Baltimore Banner.
#22
My Neighbors Are Voters Y’all…
SerumSeven 3 months ago
My dorms used to fly, but they only left coed-trails. So much for progress.
#23
What In The Ham Sammich
#24
“I Don’t Care”
michael Chock 3 months ago (edited)
It's called seeing orange. Also known as maga rage, the Jesus hates, blind and deaf faith, conservative in conscience, blight nationalism...
"They might be performing an aspect of their identity they may have to suppress offline," Artz added. If the platform were to stop taking precautions, a community may express itself as it wishes. And an unchecked, self-regulating community like that might turn into something akin to Lord of the Flies.
#25
Guy Creates Account And Misspells His Name. Blames Nd. Wilter It Is!
#26
Walking The Line Between Complaint And Poetry
What is the key to being a good neighbor? According to the professor of communication at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Dawn O. Braithwaite, Ph.D., it's civility. She posits that most of us want similar things in life; we just disagree about how to achieve them. If we hear each other out without trying to be right, we might just understand other points of view.
Civility is the backbone of democracy, Brathwaite says. "For democracy to exist and thrive, multiple sides must respectfully articulate their positions, essentially putting concepts and proposals into the free marketplace of ideas."
#28
Evidence
FreeTheUnicorn 3 months ago (edited)
The parvo vaccine is a core puppy vaccine. Usually starts at 6 weeks with a few boosters, then every few years through life. The same is true for distemper. Although all you can do is support pups too young to be vaccinated, dogs shouldn't be contracting these diseases. Animal shelters, even in rural NM and other impoverished areas provide these for free if you can't afford them. This antivax BS is bringing back diseases that were all but eradicated.
#30
I’d Be Mortified If This Was My Mother
Do you think the neighbors from this list could learn some civility? Or is it ultimately not that deep and people just sometimes don't think before posting? Let us know what you think in the comments, Pandas, and share your craziest encounters with neighboring Pandas. Then, if you want to see more crazy posts from r/NextDoor, head over here and here to see our previous posts!
#31
Who Said That?
#32
So Sick Of This!
Ronja Oksanen 3 months ago
God I hate stupid people!!! Shame on the idiot who started this chem trail bs, and all the sheeple who believes in those should walk of a cliff x( ...sorry about that burst, it just makes me nuts to think how many people believe in this stuff so blindly 😅
#33
What Does This Even Mean?
Austzn 3 months ago
At least she admits what the problem is, "...weird for parents..." The kids are curious and should be taught about things, like what brought them into existence. I had this experience at a zoo: Kangaroos started petting each other so I knew what was coming and as soon as they started mating a bunch of other parents whisked their kids away in a a complete panic (this was in TX if that matters, haha). I didn't react at all (WTF you at a zoo for if you don't want to see them doing animal stuff?) and my kids asked what they were doing so I said, "They're making baby kangaroos." and then we moved on to something else. The kids survived the experience unphased. 🤣
#34
User Clearly Explains How They Are Not A Racist
#35
Isis Spotted In Cleveland
#36
Your Loss Is My Gain 🤷🏻♂️
#37
Read. Just... Freaking... Read!
#38
I Had No Clue What Nextdoor Was Until I Was Invited To Join. Boy Did I Learn Quick…
#39
You Have Too Many Keys On Your Keychain To Live In Our Community
Katie White 3 months ago
Legitimate reasons- collection of all of the keys they have ever had, carries their deceased parents Keys as mementos, collects antique and/or vintage keys, has job that requires entry into many homes (housekeeper, nurse/caretaker, dog walker) or cars (car salesperson/junkyard owner or caretaker.) Illegitimate reasons- I don’t really know , serial killer who collects a key from each victim?? I can’t think of any that make sense.
#40
Absolutely Diabolical Post I Found
#41
Why Is This Guy Blocking My Driveway?
I watched the video and read the comments, he is talking about the car legally parked across the street from his driveway. The car apparently belongs to one of the 2 houses across the street.
Some other boomers asked why that car couldn't use their driveway and they were being rude and maybe OOP should "accidentally" back into it or slash the tires.
Most of the comments were making fun of the guy and telling him it's legal.
Just to note, I think I know this street and it's super wide, like 3 cars could easily drive side by side down it.
geezeronthehill 3 months ago
Dude needs a smaller land yacht. Probably doesn't maneuver very well.
#42
So Is Nextdoor Just, Like, Free Ubereats/Doordash Now?
#43
Aren’t They Both An Act Of God?
Anthony Elmore 3 months ago
Jokes on you, I can *manufacture* those explosives. No need for the government to involve me on their list. Well I mean, except for the license... so I guess technically I'm on a list. F**k.
#44
Sounds Like You Just Want An Hour Of Labor Without Paying For It
Michael Largey 3 months ago
Reply: "Sure, come over to my house for an hour and watch me clean it. I'm sure you'll be quite impressed!"
#45
That Holistic Common Sense
#47
The Deleted Post In Question Was Her Asking For Money And Posting Her Cashapp. I Reported It And Then She Posts This
Joshua David 3 months ago
This just drips passive aggression. Starting it out sweet, with one line of a nice thing to say and them here they go. I don't use this app and now i feel justified as to why!
#48
No Lowball Offers. I Know What I’ve Got
#49
Deport The Four Year Olds Because They Picked A Tomato
#50
What A Dog Wants
#51
Ummm What?
#52
Attacked By Bees, Mistaken For Crazy
Uncle Panda 3 months ago
I kept honey bees and accidentally dropped the top frame of the hive the last few inches. They objected and I ran, spinning, backwards approximately 60 yards, wildly waving my hands. In full view of a state highway. "Dances with Ghosts."
#53
No Walking At Night
Mrs Irish Mom 3 months ago
I'm sure the husband is delighted YOU woke him up and not the people walking by
#54
Pray Away The Chem Trails
Daniel Atkins 3 months ago
That looks like real Thunderhead to me. Not sure this poster has ever seen one.
#55
Man Was Drinking And Can't Remember Why He Let Guy Up On His Roof With A Ladder
#56
Calling The Police On Insects
#57
Person Keeps Posting Demanding To Know The Identity Of A Kid In A Picture. Absolutely Refuses To Say Why. Stalkerish
sofacushionfort 3 months ago
If he has Skittles and an Arizona Tea just stay in your car and wait for the real police
#58
Best "Found" Post Yet
#59
Dude Has Been Trying To Sell Tp Rolls For 4 Years
Bob Brooce 3 months ago
That's less than 20 cents each. What a great deal for somebody who hasn't figured out how to harvest their own.
#60
I Will Not Be Silenced
Andrew Burke 3 months ago
.... actually if you look at a map, Canada is (bigger and) on top. If this was a prison the US would be our b****h. - Rick Mercer
#61
Breaking: Shih Tzu Accused Of Stolen Valor. Community In Shambles
Drop Bear from Hell 3 months ago
I admit I get pissed off seeing people cheating the system by slapping service dog on their pooches in order to take them places. These are not trained to behave the appropriate way in public - including being non reactive to people and other animals. Leave it for those that really need, and have trained, suitably certified service dogs.
#62
Im Dead At This🤣🤣
#63
Guy Angry At Teens Ruining "Romantic Time"
Mrs Irish Mom 3 months ago
If they ding ding ditched multiple times, fair enough but just once, get over yourself dude it's just kids being kids
#64
How Did Op Not See It?
Zoe Vokes 3 months ago
I can only see the rude image. I can’t work out what it”s supposed to be. Is it supposed to be a man kneeling on one leg, with a helmet on his knee? Because that doesn’t make sense or look right. Why is his leg so solid if that’s the case? Or is it supposed to be one man kneeling and one man on all fours but not in a rude way?
#65
A Trailer, On Someone's Own Property!? Not In My Backyard!!
#66
She Wanted To Share What Is Happening
She stated in the comments that she asked the manager to honor the .99c price in the window but the manager refused.
To add, we are in a state where it is illegal to advertise one price in the window but charge the customer a different price.
I posted a comment with the law and suggested she take it all the way up to our states supreme court if she has to in order to get her .98c back!
Mrs Irish Mom 3 months ago
She sounds like the type of person who would go to court and pay thousands just to prove she's right and get her 98c back
#67
2 Furries And A Black Man Walk Into A Park…
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 months ago
Oh no, furries that aren't doing anything to OP or anyone else and minding their own business! Let's imply that we're going to physically attack them if we find/see them again! That sounds totally rational!!!
#68
Lack Of Empathy For School Zone Speeder
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 months ago
I was just reminded of an old phrase I used to love: "Ignorance of the law is no excuse."
#69
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
#70
Grown-Ups Don’t Jog In This Neighborhood
#71
People In My Neighborhood Are Reporting This For Stealth P**********n
#72
New Light
Zoe Vokes 3 months ago
The way they said, “never seen before” makes me think it’s always been there. The obvious test is if a light switch inside the house turns it on (or maybe someone broke in, installed a free light, didn’t make a mess, and made the walls neat and tidy to hide the new wiring).
#73
Kangaroo
#75
Crypdoh!
David Morgan 3 months ago
Sure, I can help. I work for Crypto. Send me your bank details and personal identifiers so I can verify your account and fix the issue. We'll have you up and running in no time.
#76
It’s The Rapture!
#77
What In The Sweet Home Alabama
#78
Posted This On My Local Nextdoor And Got Banned! 🚫🐈🚫
#79
Man Brags About Harassing A Random Woman He Didn't Recognize In The Parking Lot
#80
Can I Borrow Your Pool?
#81
Runaway
#82
LOL Wut?
#83
Karen Doesnt Know What A Japanese Flag Is
#85
Drunk At Home Depot
#86
Apparently You Cannot Be Disabled And Also Drive A Nice Car
#87
Maybe Talk To Her If She’s Trespassing On Your Land?
#88
Spectrum Or Version Or Wha Ever
#89
Painted “Invisible”?
#90
Can’t Stop Watching This Weird Beef Unfold
#92
Just Gives Me The Ick
#93
Get Off My Lawn!
#94
I Can’t Even Begin To Decipher What This Rant Is About And I’m Not Gonna Waste My Time With It
#96
This Guy Is Fleecing All Of The Local Boomers With His AI "Paintings", Multiple A Day
#97
Kyle Is Personally Financing This Major Investigation
#98
My $2!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 months ago
Why did OP receive the Easter card that OP sent to their grandkids?! Did they address it to themselves instead?
#99
Well. Bye
#100
First And Last Time I Sell Something On Nextdoor
Zoe Vokes 3 months ago
So blue arranged to meet green, drove somewhere to drop off the shoe rack, but was in such a hurry that they only gave the buyer a few minutes to arrive before leaving? And they’re blaming the buyer? Why would you arrange to meet someone when you only have five minutes free?
#101
I Love This App
Drop Bear from Hell 3 months ago
I'm kind of on the OP's side on this one......over charging is overcharging.....the very least they can do is refund the difference.
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Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago
What? I mean, seriously? Is there any explanation for this stuff? 🤨
Samantha H 3 months ago
I thought some of them were really funny and a pleasant change from some rather depressing posts.
Jamie Peterson 3 months ago
Got a 'Nextdoor' Invite during Covid LockDowns - cancelled that geo-located aggression in 3 days. The Karen & Kevin Ranting/Dating Site is horrendous.
Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago
What? I mean, seriously? Is there any explanation for this stuff? 🤨
Samantha H 3 months ago
I thought some of them were really funny and a pleasant change from some rather depressing posts.
Jamie Peterson 3 months ago
Got a 'Nextdoor' Invite during Covid LockDowns - cancelled that geo-located aggression in 3 days. The Karen & Kevin Ranting/Dating Site is horrendous.
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