50 Hilarious Posts From A Page Dedicated To Mocking People And Things (New Pics)

Seriously! I just bought two maternity dresses and when I tried them on I yelled, OMG THERE ARE POCKETS!

What a beautiful alternate universe.

And my weird went to stranger randomly flashing people

Can confirm.

Fabric stores (and similar) have pocket kits designed to drop-in and sew into place.

If thats the case, then hail to the patriarchy. I have two teenagers in my house. If you stand downwind of them, lifting up their arms could knock out a bull moose.

What does patriarchy have to do with anything? I use it, too.

Body odor is the result of our bodies evolving to one set of conditions and then changing the conditions. As our ancestors lost body hair, it remained in places like the armpits both for protection, but also to trap chemicals that were important for communication. However, when humans started wearing clothes, which was highly beneficial, it meant that the stuff that was outside, and likely was cleaned pretty often, was now covered, trapping humidity and dead skin, and also not cleaned as often, However, yes, humans have become far more squeamish about natural smells and tastes. We are raised in relatively sterile environments and taught to overreact to any odor which is not neutral or smells "good". So between living lives that make us smell more and being less tolerant of smells, deodorants are both needed AND overused.

Actually, I’d seen a whole thing on this. It wasn’t necessarily ‘created to solve a fake problem’ since it came about when people were becoming more focused on hygiene and cleanliness. But the way it was marketed towards women absolutely was built on shaming women because of their bodies. It’s not so much about the creation of deodorant but the marketing. The thing is, it’s that sometimes, body odor can alert us to certain health issues and using deodorant covers it up and delays detection especially for ‘feminine hygiene’.

People stink. That has nothing to do with patriarchy.

or r t erdoğan?

I can see why Leo didn't want to meet him.

All jokes aside, he probably does. He-who-must-not-be-named seems to really like Putin

Ok JD needs to have a LOT more meetings with that a****t in DC

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Reminds me of my first day of high school. The teacher was going through roll call, and was saying things like "oh, I taught your mother" or "I remember your father. Good student". Then it came to my name, and she asked me my mother's name. When I told she said "Ah, she and I were classmates!" So, it seems my parents were old .

Hahahaha 😆

hahahahahaha!

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Should sell condoms beside the liquor too

That sounds awfully expensive. How many diapers are there in one box? How much is the average price per diaper in the US? Then again, my childfree-life might be showing and it's the normal price-range... Edit: I just checked. Holy moly! It's basically the same in Germany as in the US, and the average price of a diaper is 0,22 €/$ - and in total, until the child is potty-trained, a family will have to pay up to 2500 $ for diapers !! O.o Seriously - puts the "5000$ for a child"-idea of trump in funny perspective...

Brilliant!

Where TH do you get Huggies/Luvs for $22.00. My sons are in their 30's and we couldn't get them for that when they wore them!

I'm buying $22 worth of c**doms

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"I'll try to talk slow enough for you to understand it."

BURN

I'm putting it with everything else I've left in an 'obvious spot' that has since vanished into thin air.

I’d put it in my purse. That thing is a portal to another dimension. Stuff goes in and is never found again.

Janez is thinking far outside the box

I'd put it in with all my craft supplies, ie stick it inside a ball of yarn. I can never find anything in there.

In a pile of paper clips