If every song is inherently about love, then finding a joke dedicated to this chemical brain reaction is far rarer. But we did it! We have scoured the Internet, checked every thread and every post, and found enough funny material to dedicate a complete list to adorable love jokes. And you know what, it’s right on time for Valentine’s day, so you might just have the perfect source for greeting card inspiration in front of your very own eyes.
So, the things you are about to find on this list are: the cutest jokes on bees meeting their honey, the silliest pick-up lines, the most adorable puns on doctors having crushes, and, of course, some healthy satire on the institution of marriage. So really, a love joke for any occasion, any Valentine’s Day plans, and even for those who aren’t paired up at this instant. Alas, with the help of these silly jokes, who knows, you might just attract someone’s attention!
And while we know that some of you cringe the very hardest upon seeing anything sweet or cute, we can bet that these love jokes will make even the iciest heart thaw at least a tiny bit. If you are still determined to prove us wrong, though, try and read this article without uttering any ‘awwws’ and ‘oooohs’ even in the solitude of your cranium. If you honestly succeed, our bows are deserved, but if not - a ‘we told you so’ might be issued. Well, anyway, let’s just go to the silly jokes and check them out for ourselves, shall we? Of course, don’t forget to vote for the love jokes that made you squeal with joy and share this article with your loved ones (even if it’s a cat).
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My friends laughed at me when I said I had a hot date and said that she was imaginary.
The joke is on them, though. They’re imaginary, too.
If I ever have a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s.
It’s never been used.
I’m in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.
A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games.
When one satellite dish falls in love with another, what’s the best part of the wedding?
The reception.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
The T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much” as he stretched out his arms as far as he could.
His girlfriend said, “That’s not very much.”
What do you call two ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy?
Romance.
Romance in many latin languages have a different meaning than english..it signifyes some glamourous Love between man n woman,like the story of Romeo n Juliet....not Just a vulgar TV soup Opera
Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He'll dessert you.
What did the volcano say to express his love to his girlfriend?
He said, “I lava you so much!”
It is honestly the best, me and family watch it all the time and we say it to each other sometimes
Load More Replies... What did the saucer plate say tô his girlfriend cup-of-tea sitting on his lap ??? BABY,U HAVE SUCH A HOT BUN....
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have one. Break their bones; they have 206.
Had a nice long chat with my husband today after our WI-FI went down.
He seems like a nice guy.
What did the octopus say to its octopus crush?
“I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.”
My wife thinks I don’t respect her privacy enough. At least, that’s what it says in her diary.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Spouse #1: "I love you."
Spouse #2: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Spouse #1: "It's me. Talking to the wine."
N I Love wine more than humans lovers...they satisfy my inner ego above all
They say that when you meet the right person, you know immediately. So how come when you meet the wrong person it takes a year and a half?!
Being in a relationship is just yelling "WHAT?" from different rooms for thirty years and then you die.
They keep saying the right person will come along.
I think mine got lost.
My girlfriend just told me that she didn’t care what she got for Christmas, as long as it had diamonds in it.
Looks like somebody’s getting a pack of cards.
Why is Spider-Man the perfect boyfriend?
Because he’ll always stick beside you.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
What happens when your boyfriend pokes you in the eye?
You stop seeing him for a while.
'Cause he been arrested for assault, a very common crime nowdays..hoje he stays in jail for a loooong time
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
“You turn me on.”
What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
Burnt lips.
When u Kiss a frog it becomes an enchanting bonde young prince...but if the animal is a Dragon it will digest you entirely
The secret to a successful long-term relationship is the ability to laugh at the same joke 3,682,000 times.
Hahhhhhhhhhh...lol..but I will stop here, I do not wish that level of sucesso,defitly
What did one little flame say to the other?
“We’re a perfect match.”
I always wanted to marry an Archeologist. The older I would get, the more interested she would become!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl, who?
Owl always love you!
How do you make a crush notice you if they don't believe in love at first sight? You pass by them again.
I like to show my girlfriend who's the boss in our house. I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.
What happens when you date a girl whose ex-boyfriend was a clown?
You get some big shoes to fill.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
Why is it difficult to impress the police? Because they don’t like anyone who steals hearts.
Só what? Robbers are yet worse ,one of these rascalls ran away after getting my necklace Gold chain with a pure 24 karats small heart attached to that
Confucius says "Love one another. If it doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words."
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Which song do sunflowers listen to when their girlfriend goes to work?
“Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.”
I'm single by choice. Unfortunately, it's not my choice.
LOVE stands for Loss Of Valuable Energy.
A husband was throwing knives at his wife’s photo and missing the target. All of a sudden, she called to ask what he was doing. His reply was, “I am missing you.”
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".
Do you know what happened when one girl fell in love with a mechanic? Their relationship had a breakdown.
What did the mobile phone say to the Wi-Fi router?
“I think I feel a special connection between us.”
The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth.
How do you tell your boyfriend that your relationship isn’t working out?
You stop going to the gym with him.
My husband is of the opinion that I am absolutely crazy. But if he is the one who decided to get married to me, then that makes him even crazier than I am.
You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.
Do you know why the Queen of Hearts married the King of Hearts?
Because they were utterly suited for each other.
Why did the baseball player have trouble dating?
He always had a hard time getting to first base.
What did the astronaut’s girlfriend say to him when he proposed in outer-space?
“I can’t breathe!”
What was the stamp’s way of confessing his love for the envelope? He said, “I’m stuck on you!”
My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD.
I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's your common sense leaving your body.
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that...
My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life. I’m not buying it.
I think my girlfriend has a blind fetish. Last night she said we should stop seeing each other.
Why did she fall for the high-fat, low-carb diet?
Because it was the keto her heart the whole time.
Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you’re disconnected.
Love is a very complex matter of chemistry. And that is why my partner treats me like toxic waste!
What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
Love in the beggining is Just like a delicious lollypop but when marriages arrives it ends up as a stick
My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.
What’s the best thing about dating an architect?
The foundation of the relationship is strong!
How do atoms know that they are falling in love?
They feel a strong force between each other.
What would the earth say to the sun if they started dating?
“My entire world revolves around you.”
Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.
Why did the bartender get back with her boyfriend?
Because he kept asking for one more shot.
