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Have you or someone you love recently been bitten by the sarcasm bug? You might catch yourself saying things like, “Oh, I can’t wait to attend this meeting that could have been an email!” Or maybe, when your partner comments on the thunderstorm raging outside, you respond with, “Oh, it’s raining? I thought it was a beautiful day for a picnic.”
If you consider yourself an avid sarcasm user, or you haven’t even noticed that it’s become your default form of communication, we’ve got the perfect article for you down below. We took a trip to the I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Facebook page and compiled a list of some of their most popular posts. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the pics that make your satirical self chuckle!
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Nitka Tsar 7 months ago (edited)
No no no.. the question should have been „Do you want to see my p***y?“ I don‘t know if BP will censor it, though. Edit: yeah they do lol
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Uncle Panda 7 months ago (edited)
My routine cat patrol just stopped by on her half hour tour, pausing to rock the notebook back and forth and verifying, for the 30,325th time, that she does not like coffee.
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Tussilago 7 months ago
Just practicing for future t*****e, just look ar what the bears did in Puss In Boots...
Glix Drap 7 months ago
He was playing all the right notes, just not necessarily all in the right order.
Gen X Feral 7 months ago (edited)
Oh my lort hahaha. Back off the bear man, they don't let wildlife into juilliard. I'll choose that bear, at least he's trying.
If sarcasm is a language that comes naturally to you, you’ll be happy to hear that there can actually be some surprising benefits of utilizing it. According to Scientific American, people are often cautioned against using it to maintain their personal and professional relationships. The last thing you want to do is hurt anyone’s feelings!
But when executed cleverly and inoffensively, research suggests that using sarcasm might actually increase your creativity. In fact, it can even boost the creativity of both the person making a sarcastic remark and the person they’re communicating with.
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Canadian_Casey 7 months ago
I had one - not sure where it got to - but they never carry so that they teeth are lined up like this. Never.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 months ago
Here in Portland there's a Klingon Metal Band called Stovalcor
As far as why sarcasm might be the key to unlocking creativity, Scientific American notes that it forces us to actually use our brains to understand the meaning of what someone has said. You can’t take a satirical comment at face value because the speaker doesn’t want you to listen to what they’re saying literally.
We must quickly think on our feet when using or deciphering sarcasm. And, of course, when used among friends or loved ones, sarcasm can actually be quite hilarious. It can break the tension in a stressful moment and remind those around you not to take life too seriously. As long as everyone is in on the joke, sarcasm can be harmless!
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nomnomborkbork 7 months ago
The German Shepherd years. Ask me how I know.
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Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
😂😂that’s what you get for over reacting op !! sending the dog out just for that just noooo ! He now be like fine hooman I,ll just stand on THIS ONE THEN HA ,
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Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Pfft miserable old neighbour quit paint over it , it looks awesome !! In fact the entire thing needs a good paint job making it look much nicer to look at than the plain monster it is now , op get them spray cans out heheh go banksy on it lol
zububonsai 7 months ago (edited)
Even better: Dear neighbour, please paint over your tank just one final time, completely in pink, so that Banksy2.0 can render an even better version of Peppa. Thanks in advance, Sincerely yours, the rest of mankind.
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Marlene Ricker 7 months ago
It's not as if they are painting something obscene on it! Let it stay!
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 7 months ago
Hey look! There is grandma's final resting place...and there, and there, and there, and there...
George Costanza 7 months ago
I would totally opt for this. Do it on a boat and spray me over the water like chum.
Rob Williams 7 months ago
I say that I want my remains to be scattered after the funeral. Not cremated, just scattered...
There are risks to relying too heavily on sarcasm, though. Poised warns that there is a time and a place when speaking with satire is appropriate, and it’s usually best to avoid sarcasm at all costs while at work. Colleagues might not understand that you’re being sarcastic, or they might get offended if they find your “clever” remarks rude. There will always be a small risk that your sarcasm won’t land, and this can lead to some uncomfortable situations or a one-on-one meeting with HR.
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Nota Robot 7 months ago
Actually.... https://youtube.com/watch?v=h5Mc55P1i9g&si=mdS87UOaFY9atbRO
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Paul Gerrard 7 months ago
If you have even seen the crater in arizona you walk up towards it and realise it looks exactly like expected and do wonder why you bothered. Whats pictured on the box os in the box.
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Rick Murray 7 months ago
My mother used to use licky sticky way back in the days when people used to send letters to each other.
We also need to be careful when deciding to use sarcasm over email or text. Without being able to see your facial expressions and hear the tone of your voice, the message can easily be misinterpreted. And if you're an avid sarcasm user, be aware that it might become difficult to turn your sarcastic side off. If you start responding with sarcastic comments every time someone speaks to you, that can become an impulse. And it can be harder and harder to be authentic.
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Dave Nalesnik 7 months ago
David, friend of Jason, husband of Brandy, first of his Contact List
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Verena 7 months ago
Okay, I volunteer to be that person... Hope that collar isn't attached to something AND the owner uses a harness which is connected to the seat belt lock. Neither having a dog smashing into the front window nor the dog being crashed by the passenger airbag seems adventures to look forward to.
Jenny 7 months ago
Not to mention, if the car is hit or has to come to a sudden stop, that dog will become a missile within the car. People have been seriously injured when their unsecured pet has hurtled into them during crashes.
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Front facing iPhone cameras make everything look flipped so could still be us and dog is passenger lol
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Where sarcasm can pose issues in personal relationships is when it is perceived as being passive aggressive, GoodTherapy warns. Instead of asking your roommate to wash the dishes, you might make a snarky remark along the lines of, “I see you’re building an impressive dirty dish castle in the sink.” This might hurt their feelings, when a simple, direct but polite, request would have solved the issue without creating more tension.
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Michael Largey 7 months ago
And so do the others. A pdf can contain falsehoods. And so can the others.
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Sam Trudeau 7 months ago
First time I've seen a post like this where someone doesn't make a pastafarianism joke
Satya Bain 7 months ago
Where i work, PDF is a verb, apparently. "I need to PDF that Word doc and it's not working. "
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Sarah 7 months ago
Where does one learn the harmonica, unlike piano/ violin etc, I’ve never heard someone say they are taking Harmonica classes
Sue Denham 7 months ago
Could be the piano man isn't that great at the piano - "Sing us a song, you're the piano man" suggests they'd rather hear him sing. so let's let the dude with the harmonica have some fun.
Sarcasm lovers also have to be careful when using it with their romantic partner. Of all people, you should feel comfortable being genuine and vulnerable with your significant other. So if they want to have a serious conversation, and you decide to respond with sarcasm, it can hurt their feelings and damage the relationship. There’s nothing wrong with using sarcasm from time to time, but remember, it’s not always appropriate.
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Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
I hope all where all ears n listened intently, this is extremely important 😂❤️
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Tucker Cahooter 7 months ago
Every three years?? It's a daily occurrence where I shop
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Islandchild 7 months ago
Me to employee: where did they move X to? Employee: who knows. I’m as confused as you are. Let me see if I can find it. Not word for word, but pretty much a convo I’ve had.
Papa 7 months ago
I don't ask where they moved it to. Instead I ask where they hid it.
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IamMego 7 months ago
I swear Walmart rearranges every 6 weeks. Just as I relearn where everything is..... Rearrange time
Strawberry Angel 7 months ago
Unfortunately it really messes with people on the autism spectrum.
sturmwesen 7 months ago
no sh!t... and they did it to both of my regular ones in one month...Drama!
George Costanza 7 months ago
I literally stopped going to a grocery store because they rearranged it. I had my list perfectly ordered by aisle for that store and they F'd me. Never going back.
Michael Largey 7 months ago (edited)
I just switch to a new grocery store. At least there I know for sure that I don't know where anything is.
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Pheebs 7 months ago
I watched a news story earlier today about someone getting arrested because they grabbed a gosling from a flock because they wanted to add it to their backyard flock. Thankfully, cops were able to return it to the correct flock rather quickly, but wtf people!!?? Don’t kidnap children, regardless of species.
So how can we use sarcasm appropriately? Todd Hanson, a writer for The Onion, says there are several key rules to remember. First, always say exactly what you mean. And know that everyone always loves to hear sarcastic remarks! Next, remember that using sarcasm comes along with zero risks. And if your remark is misinterpreted, double down. Don’t explain that you were being sarcastic! (And if you haven’t caught on yet, all of Hanson’s advice is dripping with sarcasm.)
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 7 months ago
Fried Unicorn is a lot tastier. Smoked Mermaid with Cream Cheese on an Everything Bagel, then Charcoal Rotisserie Griffin.
Sarah 7 months ago
What wine to complement? Excellent cooking choices though. I imagine fried mermaid is just abt 2/3 minutes on each side in the pan. What sauce for the Griffin?
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Margaret H 7 months ago
They could have used the bush flies, mosquitoes and leeches to light the barbecue, though, instead of saving them. God and Noah made a mistake there.
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Dave Nalesnik 7 months ago
I guess there will be one more name on that list if he’s stupid enough to try that joke with his next gf 🤣
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 7 months ago
I was in the Infantry and this made me laugh, way too much and way too long. Spilled my d**n coffee, too.
We hope you’re enjoying your scroll through this list of sarcastic memes, pandas. Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and let us know in the comments below how often you utilize sarcastic humor in your own life. Then, if you want to check out even more clever posts from I Speak Fluent Sarcasm, we’ve got another Bored Panda list for you to read next right here!
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Catherine Spencer-Mills 7 months ago
Robert-son, is that you? Guess not, his hair and beard are too short.
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Science Nerd 7 months ago
Clippy!!! I’ve missed him ever so very much! (He is actually one of my wallpapers on my work computer, which I make sure others on the Teams meetings see when I must screen-share.)
WindySwede 7 months ago
Missed, is not the word I would use... 🫣 At least not for the old one.
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Rubbish. It's was Mr something that was a caretaker of the old amusement park
Beak Hookage 7 months ago
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
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I'm too lazy to look it up but I recall seeing Clippy on a list of most hated cartoon characters. Scrappy Doo remains the all time Champion of Scorn.
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 7 months ago
From the studio and director who brought you; 'Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey', coming this fall; 'Bert: Sesame Street Mob Enforcer for Ernie the Boss'.
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Auntriarch 7 months ago
What's that said my dad, pimple cream I replied. Well it's working he said, you've got loads... My mother gave him such a telling off for that
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royal crablets 7 months ago
I'd like to die an hour after lunch, that way I'm someone else's problem.
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Skadi Lifdis 7 months ago
A former friend's now ex wife tried something similar on me once. She went through his phone, messaging every woman in his contacts pretending to be him trying to hook up. Turns out - in addition to me, she messaged two of his cousins, his aunt, and three coworkers. Unsurprisingly, no one responded the way she expected.
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
😂😂😂now that’s quick thinking lol , oh n she’s got a very suspicious husband lol opps
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CozyBear 7 months ago
“Do not take this medicine if you are breathing, alive, sane, or human. Side effects may include death and death.”
Science Nerd 7 months ago
Plus, it does not matter what you’re suffering from because we will not tell you what the d**g is supposed to cure. Just trust us and give up your insurance number.
Huddo's sister 7 months ago
Not quite related, but I just found out the side effects for one of my sister's meds are the same as the symptoms she is trying to treat with the medication! How does that make sense?
Dori 7 months ago
Because most people don't suffer the side effects. If she does though, how is she supposed to know though? That's probably not a good medicine for her but I'm not a doctor and maybe it's the best she can try with other given meds and conditions.
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Lyone Fein 7 months ago
Everyone at that table thinking the guitar player would taste good with ranch.
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karen Young 7 months ago
100% someone is thinking about this missed situation years later and kicking themselves.
Kalevra 7 months ago
Doubt considering this is most likey a bot or just some good ol' fashioned BS.
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Two Cat Studio 7 months ago
I would love it if I could call a friend to come over & scrub my back really good!
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keyboardtek 7 months ago
Getting born without our permission. No one really likes it.
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Rosecrucian Roeth 7 months ago
I was born before I was due.....................that's why they have called me an "up and comer" all my life:(
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Nitka Tsar 7 months ago
Chuck Norris does not celebrate his birthday. His birthday celebrates him.
Tobias Reaper 7 months ago
Chuck Norris shaved his beard once someone collected the shavings and the next day kevlar was invented
Becca not Becky 7 months ago
If you ever work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask him for his 3 hole punch
Igor914624 7 months ago
How was the first black hole formed? Chuck Norris accidentally killed John Wick's dog.
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Jeff Hunt 7 months ago
You don’t need to put the pineapple on just to throw it away. It’ll throw away just as easy with bananas as pineapple.
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Passerby 7 months ago
I tried a s'more pizza the other day. It was basically a bread topped with s'more. It was surprisingly edible, so this might not be too bad depending on what the other ingredients are.
Nikole 7 months ago
Dessert pizzas are good. This is a regular pizza with marinara and cheese, topped with bananas. It will not be good.
Load More Replies... Paul Gerrard 7 months ago
Ok some pineapple is good. Many will agree. Nobody has ever thought banana is a pizza topping. It is a crime
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Tucker Cahooter 7 months ago
Ridiculous! Where are you going to find a Rita Hayworth poster that big?
StPaul9 7 months ago
Lord Vetinari encourages you to begin digging your way out, only to find the spoon he left you in the middle of the wall.
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 7 months ago
Reminds me of the time a fellow teacher texted me I had left my phone at the classroom...
Uncle Panda 7 months ago
I caught myself out in public wearing three pair of glasses the other day...
Bi.Felicia 7 months ago
One pair on your head, one on your eyes and the other, around your neck?
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nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
I'm not just the president; I'm also a member.
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Norm Gilmore 7 months ago (edited)
T-Rex. Though it doesn't go all their way. All chickens deceased for the loss of 236 T-Rex. :-)
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Cheese Man 7 months ago
this is very exciting. Its a question that desperately needs to be answered
Spidercat 7 months ago
I mean... it's only 80 chickens for every T Rex and the T Rex has big ol' feet to stomp the Chickens... mismatch in my opinion. 80,000 Chickens VS 80,000 Ducks is the battle I want to see.
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 7 months ago
The ducks will just retreat to the water.
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Gen X Feral 7 months ago
It doesn't get better. You just get used to not knowing what the helll you're doing.
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WindySwede 7 months ago
A dog in a helicopter, no 🙃 a red bull pilot in helicopter, yes: https://youtube.com/shorts/AhCUN-Og78I
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Paulina 7 months ago
The answer is yes. Milk is sourced pretty locally, and it's mixed altogether from many different farms. The line isn't straight from cow to bottle. Rather it's from cow to mixed tank on the farm, to local collection/buying point (mixed again), to producer (mixed again, added water/balancing fat content, then to the bottle). So you most definitely drank milk from the same cow. A tiny bit, but still.
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Auntriarch 7 months ago (edited)
Of course you are. Here's another pizza roll
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Papa 7 months ago
No, she just rolled her eyes and decided to marry him because of the quality of his dad jokes.
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Count Stefan Amaranth 7 months ago (edited)
I have the results of your eye test. Can I see them? I doubt it.
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Tucker Cahooter 7 months ago
My wife is already fulfilling that role so I guess I saved myself a shedload of money
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Probably Legal 7 months ago
Dachshund. I’m sure that’s what it said. Because that’s totally what kind of dog that is.
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Lady Eowyn 7 months ago
Of course Crystalwitch isn't a "grammer cop," she's a grammar felon. So sad she's proud of her ignorance.
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Mreoww 7 months ago
I’ve had a moth fluttering about my house for weeks, and none of can get it out.
Verena 7 months ago
What usually works with almost all insects: Darken the room and leave only one, preferably small, opening with daylight. Most of them, including wasps, will use that opportunity immediately.
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Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago
Stephen Wright, " I bought some powdered water once...but I didn't know what to add."
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 7 months ago
What's that? Must be a tiny thing well behind the Gulf of Mexico
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David Morgan 7 months ago
You wouldn't have any idea what the forecast was, but equally you wouldn't care.
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Rachel Pelz 7 months ago
Well, that's more expensive than the cell phone version then, of course.
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Rachel Pelz 7 months ago
Kitchen appliance comes with "free recipe app". App: "you need t create an account". Homepage, link to recipes for this appliance: 404. That app isn't free if they insist on my data....
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