50 Funny And Relatable Memes To Share With Your Millennial Friends (New Pics)

eff you Brian

Commute time is work time. Why aren't we paid for it?

Yep, it's the managers pushing for return to work, because THEY have nothing to do and can't justify being on the payroll.

Geez!!!

Fuc$in Brian haha

Too late, you're stuck with me!

And somebody is going to design me the most beautiful clothes I've EVER seen and I get to wear them? When can I move in? Is yesterday too soon?

That pretty much is what happened in the story, isn't it? Except for "Please leave?" (IRL, this was the punishment of Galileo. And his lawyer was made "Doctor of the Church," something only a couple dozen of the most saintly achieved.)

Yes please!

Would be 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓈ℯ

My how the turns have tabled

I’ve reached the point where I don't go to the party. The dogs and the sofa are all they party I need or want.

Age 57: my friends hav stopped throwing parties. We now have tea drinking sessions.

Lol lol lol.

37? I was still partying at that age! Now at 67+ I am no longer even invited to parties, because nobody my age has them anymore. This is a great relief.

"You need to exercise more and lose weight"

'I did bloodwork to determine what is wrong with you. ...the results were within normal limits, so you'll have to call in two weeks to find that out from a nurse, but only when your anxiety has reached a fever pitch...'cause /I'm/ not going to call you. And even though your symptoms persist and the bloodwork gave us no answers, I have no follow up questions, and my interest in the matter has never been nor could it ever be lower.' -My doctor

In my area: "YOU JUST WANT DRUGS!!!"

Have you tried turning yourself off and then on again?

I had a knee surgery a few years ago where they placed some screws in my bones. Two of them were too long and their ends poked out of the bone on the inner side of my knee making it impossible for me to bend said knee. You could even see this on the x-ray. But it took the doctors several weeks to admit that they made a mistake and they had some wild theories why I couldn't use my joint the way it is supposed to be - including "Maybe you are just afraid of bending your knee because it hurts a bit." Well... yeah.

I might be your soulmate.

A friend of mine told me about how Thomas Jefferson and his wife would hold hands and talk to each other in Morse code while on their daily walks. I thought that was so romantic. No one had a clue they were talking to each other.

Classic.

Want to find a large puddle to drive through and soak them with me? (I wouldn't actually do that, I don't drive and there's a huge puddle by my nearest bus stop. But I can fantasise.)

❤️❤️

I only own a house because I inherited it, there's no way I could've got one otherwise

And also in a lot of cases "the bank says I can't afford a mortgage on even a starter home, so i'm stuck paying more in rent than the mortgage payment would be."

I get frustrated with people who say they got a house because they worked hard. Neither me nor my husband were given money. We worked hard. Both worked while at uni. We have both spent our adult lives with graduate level jobs plus most of the time a second job each while spending very little on non essentials. We got a house in our early 40's. My parents were able to get a house at age 20 on my fathers single wage while enjoying holidays and nights out. We however are not millenials, we are gen x. We left uni without debt. We could not reasonably have earned and saved better than we did, if debt had been included in that equation i do not imagine we would have even tried.

I am a single boomer. I own a 4 br, 2 living area, 2 1/2 bath house that I bought 25 years ago for $185,000, when I had a 4 person family. It is now worth $500,000, but I can't sell it because I can't afford to buy another house and I can't afford monthly rent on a decent apartment.

I had to move to Europe to achieve the "American Dream" of owning my own home. Granted the housing crisis is becoming more and more global, but hey, capitalists gotta make a profit buy ANY means necessary, right???

THE urge to slap the s**t outta ur sibling when they start making those noises, boy I will put my fork in yo eyes if you don't stop that s**t RIGHT NOW

I don't know. I guess no elbows on the table has been ingrained in me by now. But yes, absolutely keep your disgusting pie hole closed while eating please.