‘Millennial Heaven’: Instagram Page Shares 50 Relatable Memes For People In Their 30s (New Pics)

The only Kardashian's show I would watch!

Clever girl.

No truer words have ever been written :-P

We had to spend days on end in libraries trying to find information that now is just a five second web search away.

Upvote for realness.

I do the same, just that i watch YouTube shorts instead of Instagram....

Same. I even have to mentally prepare myself just to put the garbage bins out.

Or perhaps criminals are busy visiting their moms.

sounds like fun

Growing up I used to think my mom knew everything cuz shes a mom. I'm now a mom of 4 and raise my sister's 4 kids as well. I don't have the answers to NOTHIN and barely know what I'm doing!

Never thought of it that way as my couch sleepy is sleepier than my bed sleepy

This is brilliant. Noted!

False! As an adult you have to get up even earlier to check the kids don't eat junk food, and do shower.

When my kids grow up, they better answer my hologram!

My neck hurts only because it has to support my head. No turning required.

Lol. Yes. And veterinarians of neon kittens with rainbow fur.

That means that she understands how common abuse and financial abuse are. :( Tbh I agree with grandma. Good to have some money that's just yours

He must. Joker is running for President again!

Level 11: write “cross this off,” somewhere in the middle of the list.

i feel it would be inappropriate to burst out in “PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS” in the middle of a funeral but f**k the patriarchy

Yes!!!!!

Different people are allowed to want different things. No matter which direction you play the movie, the person at the start is not satisfied with their life somehow.

It's never Lupus. Except for that one time when it actually was Lupus.

Also quicksand pits everywhere...

This is definitely one of my top concerns about my ability to survive a zombie apocalypse or other dystopian future.

38 here😅

The great depression lives within us now

Wow, that takes some set of ovaries

This 👆🏻

Are you asking about adulting in general?

I remember doing this! Well, not for popsicles, but I also use to dial my mom's work, get to reception, and ask to speak to my mom. Was the only way to reach her.

A human version of rooster morning call, nothing to see here, please disperse.

Either she is on a diet, or leaving a gift for the raccoon that will raid the trash and think it is Christmas.

I once sneezed while rolling out of bed. Don't do that.

Ha. I recently got excited about choosing a new new trash can too.

Too many people thinking it can all be solved by working harder and making more sacrifices of the little bits of joy we hold in the world. 8 hours is already 1/3 of the day how much more time do we need to give up to make a dollar? Work an hour to make $15 to buy a $5 coffee today because it gives me something to look forward to and a home in the area isn't going to cost less that $200k and a 20% down payment is $40k, or can give up coffee and have enough for that down payment in 21 years. i also enjoy Netflix because it's the only tv I have so let's get rid of that too at $15 per month now it will only take 19.95 years to get that down payment. Guess I can also give up eating out once every other week and save another $20 by eating the same penny saving meals I usually do but now we're getting somewhere cause it will only take 15.8 years to save up that down payment now. These "experts" want to act like we live in excess wehen we're just trying to live at all.

Yes! Add a cat.

The doctor lied to you.

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If Cheryl is your aunt, that's a real power move.

But...what do you do all day?

Or do what that couple did and invite royalty for a laugh. The Queen actually showed up

We used to go to karaoke. The nice lady, Robin, used to ask us to go up because we were so bad everyone else felt safe signing up.

How do you normally get that 0.5 kid? Asking for a friend.

it's a nasty surprise each time, too

I've been doing that since I was a kid. I would take my plushies and "tuck them in" like a half circle and put my pillow in the middle. Now I do that with 5 pillows instead!

Mainly it meant that we didn't instantly bother our friends with every trivial thought that popped in to our heads.

that’s SO hot

I was 18 and drunk and wrote a check to my friend for $1,000,000.00. It was because I was, obviously, responsible with my new bank account.

wow i just need a ground

*way more expensive than your own, with the same or worse weather

That's so work every day.

Go team!

yes

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Aww, true love!! I had a friend do this to me when extra people showed up to my own party one time, lol.

And eat those diet chips that made everyone poop forever

*Loud groaning* "Oh don't mind that, it's just Frank, the ghost that's trying to kill us! But come look over here! We have a backyard!!"

Art and music brains. My tribe.

the profile pic perfectly personifies the quote

why pay 15$ for pad thai when you can pay 16,000+ for the hospital bill that happened when you were making mediocre ramen and spilled boiling hot water down your pants

Hush little baby don't you cry, Life's a b***h and then you die

nah, jury duty is so important, like why have multiple professional lawyers and judges, and witnesses that were actually there, WHEN YOU COULD SOME RANDOM A*S GRANDMA THAT HASNET LEFT THE HOUSE IN 20 YEARS, AND THINKS THAT THE MURD*RER IS SUCH A NICE YOUNG MAN.

flossing is important

I feel you. And I hear the sad "Taps" playing. RIP Blockbuster. You used to rent out Rainbow Brite vhs and Gameboy color games and had awesome lights around your windows. Now you become a phone store and then an insurance place. *wipes nostalgic 90s tear from eye.*

Yes please....I miss you Lauren.

Yup.