“Millennial Heaven”: IG Page Shares 50 Relatable Memes For People In Their 30s

Oh, yes, this would be heaven!

He used "You are a nerd" as an excuse to break up with her? Wow... He clearly had self-worth issues, assuming it meant he was not good enough for her.

Straight to the burns unit

Yep, me every morning :D

I never answer if I don't know who's calling. The decent ones send a text after saying who they are and/or what it is about. I wish all people could do that instead of keep calling several times.

I had my wisdom teeth removed when I was 17 and while I was waiting for my dad to pick me up afterwards, I sat in the waiting room where I noticed a little boy was staring at me, in horror. His mom explained it was his first time at the dentist. I excused myself and went to the bathroom where I noticed blood running down both sides of my mouth. I didn't feel it because my mouth was still completely numb. All these years later I still think of that child and hope I didn't scare him too badly.

Respect.

🤣🤣🤣 I'm putting on my footwear before attempting to put on my legings, twice!

He sounds deserving.

true

I actually love this.

Yes, he is.

While also teaching them that it is fine to not having children. Which is amazing. Modern childfree people suffer a lot of hate but we at least have more options. But Previous generations were brainwashed to think that they needed to have kids.

Took me a few seconds...

That's actually lovely

But someone has to put me together first

That makes the drink sound so much cooler

I think a quorum should be sufficient.

I was trying to remember the name of a song recently. All I knew for definite was that "Mountain" and "Sea" were in the lyrics. It took a bit of searching (yes on Google) to find it. FYI it was "Truly, Madly, Deeply" by Savage Garden.

Hehehe

Wait what? Women can be happy and feel fulfilled by having a successful career?

"Wow" was the only thing I could think of after reading this.

Spot on

Yeah why don't we have good hackers that go in and erase peoples mortgages and student loans like undercover brother?

You mean we American want healthcare. Europe has healthcare (of course dental could be improved). We would like people to not live on the street. Family with kids to be able to feed them and pay school meals and also less violence

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Boomers took everything, ruined everything, then blamed everyone else.

done

Quicksand anyone??

English can be understood through thorough thought, though.

I'm slightly ahead of you here

My mom always said "be quiet until they go away" if someone showed up without notice. I do the same with my kids, lol. Even if it's someone I know I want to be prepared to socialize. And if it's someone I don't know its creepy. It makes sense to not just open your door to anyone when it's so easy to call/text/email beforehand.

And often with snacks

Sad and funny

that s the song! so true

Yeah, seems much more doable

country? more like countries...

I’d love to have such meeting. The jobs don’t need to be shitty

The older I get, the more I rely on professionals to do anything and everything for me. No more hanging my own photo frames.

Damn. That's legally binding

Actually, this is sorta genius. I could have saved myself and my realtor a lot of time had I known one house we wanted to see had 6ft ceilings, another had shelf paper glued to the "newly finished floors," and a third had a basement floor on an angle making most of it unusable despite being listed as "finished" and "spacious."

Exactly like this

I feel very attacked

I'd trust my kid to do the booby traps, but there's no way he'd buy groceries or do the laundry.

There are a lot of $800 ugly too

Yep that’s me… (girl power✌️)

This made me laugh out loud!

But that's the only perks you have. Eating what you want. Or drink soda or eat candy on weekdays (but in secret if you have kids).

Can you imagine the decompression alarm just went off, you're putting on your spacesuit, get to the helmet and are trying to stuff your three-foot-long tress up under your helmet before your oxygen runs out....

*shudders*

Bless her heart

give a boomer a new phone though and watch them descend into chaos

YES. THIS.

The photo is dated December 7th 2019. I think this dog knows what 2020 will bring and is getting his existential crisis in early.

I am slightly sick, but laughing like a drain

I wish my fat cells thought like this

Why compare yourself to anyone else? There's always someone above and someone below. I am just glad I'm better than past me and hoping future me is learning something from current me's mistakes

And won by the looks of it

I feel like if this was a sermon, I would become religious!

Amen, sister. I am with you, in my bed, in my PJs, reading Bored Panda and enjoying my life.

Y'know, apropos nothing in particular, it's common for tiresome know-it-alls to pretend they're "playing devil's advocate" when really they're just assholes who like the sound of their own voice and never listen to anyone else. For some reason that comment seems to belong here.

Stage 2 lasts about 5 mins max!

It’s really is a sign of responsibility and sanity. My kids are teenagers and I Am deeply worried about their future on our planet

What? You mean they don't do it by choice? Oh, what a surprising nonsense! /s

My New Year's resolution was to become a paperless household. ie to stop hoarding paper (documents) and to get online billing where possible. Today I noted my income remains pretty much the same as 2013. Of course I knew this but theres nothing like a piece of black and white paper to bring home the truth.

The male equivalent of a thornback is a bachelor, and if they got a bit of grey hair they are called a silver fox.