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Becoming an adult is all fun and games until you realize your back hurts and now you need to figure out taxes. Soon enough, a solid Friday night involves a movie and some snacks, and midnight is seen as a pretty late bedtime. 

The “I Am Thirty AF” Instagram page is dedicated to hilarious and painfully relatable Millennial memes. We got in touch with the page’s admins to learn more. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, be sure to comment your thoughts below, and check out our previous article on adulting memes. 

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Riends! Today’s #followfriday Feature Writer Is The One And Only @janelcomeau - We Share Her All The Time And Think She Is Absolutely Worth A Follow! If You’re Not Already Following... Ain’t No Time Like The Present To Change That! Xoxo Happy Friday!! @janelcomeau

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Tink the gecko
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2 years ago

eff you Brian

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    Love That Ari Was *so* Into Feet That She Lit Tra Lee Traded Her Voice For Her Very Own Pair And Then Did A Whole Musical Number Where She Pretended Not To Remember What They're Called Like, Okay Girl. Another Disney Roundup, Friends! @theyearofelan @belleionaire @johnnyrowlands @chasemit @thedad @caseyfeigh @thisjenlewis @itsnashflynn @rosierambles

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    "Disembodied voice"
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    2 years ago

    Too late, you're stuck with me!

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    #3

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    Tam Clark
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    2 years ago

    My how the turns have tabled

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    #4

    I Hereby Diagnose You Obese, And Geriatric. Have You Considered Drinking More Water? That’ll Be $3,000. Story Time ❤️ I Had A Sore Throat In December And Went To My Primary Care Doc (Who Is Actually Great) And He Looked In My Throat And Was Like “Yeah Your Tonsils Look Sore” And I Was Like “Yeah That’s Not Possible, I Got My Tonsils Taken Out In Third Grade” And He Just Full On Didn’t Believe Me. Turns Out… They Grew Back???? I’m Still In Shock But Recovered Quite Nicely From My Tonsillitis. Anyone Else Have Tonsils That Grew Back? Am I, As I Suspect, Some Sort Of Modern Day Miracle? Twitter / Kindnessroast

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    2 years ago

    "You need to exercise more and lose weight"

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    #5

    The Year? 1997. The Assignment? Write A Short Story For Mrs. Lambert’s 5th Grade Class. The Incentive? The Winner, Get This, Would Get To Read Their Short Story On The Mtherfkn Intercom. This Prize Was Perhaps The Most Glamorous Thing That West Jeff Elementary School Had To Offer, And I Knew It Would Be Mine

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago

    I might be your soulmate.

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    #6

    Well, At Least Healthcare, Education, & Eggs Are All Reasonably Priced 🙌 #bless (Clumpofcheese / Transllana)

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    "Disembodied voice"
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    2 years ago

    I only own a house because I inherited it, there's no way I could've got one otherwise

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    #7

    There Are Two Of Us Running 30af. One Of Us Looks Up Asmr Videos Specifically To Listen To People Loudly Eat Food. The Other (Me) Experiences Actual Physical Pain At Hearing Chewing Sounds. Neither Of Us Can Understand The Other. Creddit Lochnessie/ Insideachrysaliswrithing

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    DUN DUN
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    2 years ago

    THE urge to slap the s**t outta ur sibling when they start making those noises, boy I will put my fork in yo eyes if you don't stop that s**t RIGHT NOW

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    #8

    We Are Stranded In The Desert. Our Lack Of Supplies Should Leave Us To Assume That Neither Of Us Have Brushed Our Teeth In *weeks*. Let’s Kiss? @katiehanniganforever / Arsonistblue

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    2 years ago

    TBF, a lot of women probably would stop menstruating in post apocalyptic environment due to poor diet and stress. Then the rest would be getting Hella bad periods due to poor diet and stress...

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    #9

    Err’day I’m Latibulatin @susiedent

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    V
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    2 years ago

    Nobody makes Baby latibulate

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    #10

    And Now For A Tale Of Two Weddings That I Did Not Attend: Awwwwwww Wedding: I Was Invited To A Wedding A Few Years Ago And Happily Rsvp'd. A Month Later, A Second Message Was Sent Saying Something Along The Lines Of... "As We've Spent More Time In The Planning Of Our Wedding, We've Realized We're Moving Further Away From Who We Are And How We Want To Enter This Next Chapter Of Our Lives Together. That Is Why We're Canceling Our Wedding. We're Going To Elope And Make This Something We Do On Our Own And Are Going To Spend The Money We Were Planning To Spend On Our Wedding On Trips Around The Country Over The Next Few Years To Come See You, Buy You A Beer And Celebrate Us And Whatever It Is That We're Sure You Have To Celebrate In A Setting Where We Can Actually Spend Time Together." Five Stars. No Notes. Ugh Wedding: In My Early 20s, I Was Invited To A Wedding In A Pretty Remote Part Of Washington. I Lived In Boston And Was Broke. Attending Would Have Required A Cross Country Flight, A Three Day Car Rental, And Paying For Two Nights At A Pretty Expensive Hotel Where The Wedding Was Taking Place (Remote Town- Only Hotel In The Area). Because I Was Single, I Didn’t Get A +1 And Because Rooms At The Hotel Were Limited, They'd Pre-Assigned Me A Person To Share A Hotel Room With. I Politely Told The Couple That I Would Not Be Able To Attend But Still Sent Them A Gift Because I Am A Terrific Human Being. They Both Unfriended Me On Fb And We Never Spoke Again. Lol. #toodles @msgiuliarozzi Twitter/ Whattmaddness @ohnochels Twitter/ Danceswithtamis Twitter/ _kayofficial_ Twitter/ Davidtell @themissybaker Twitter/ Aliezzobezzo Twitter/ Squirrel74wkgn @harriet1marsden

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    Alvia Vseobecna
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    2 years ago

    🤣 this shoud be higher!

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    #11

    Paid Leave For All Jobs + Sprinkling In A National Holiday Or Three Between Presidents’ Day And Memorial Day Would Be A *lovely* Place To Start. @loloverruled

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago (edited)

    6 weeks off (guaranteed) for employees in Germany. It's still not enough 😒 Edit: it's paid, too

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    #12

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago

    Perfectly summed up 😢

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    #13

    Love That Ari Was *so* Into Feet That She Lit Tra Lee Traded Her Voice For Her Very Own Pair And Then Did A Whole Musical Number Where She Pretended Not To Remember What They're Called Like, Okay Girl. Another Disney Roundup, Friends! @theyearofelan @belleionaire @johnnyrowlands @chasemit @thedad @caseyfeigh @thisjenlewis @itsnashflynn @rosierambles

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    Somebodys grandmother
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    2 years ago

    I never seen it. I'm danish and the ALLLLLL the disney-versions is SO FAR from the originally story HC Andersen wrote that it is crime to even compair the names!!!! The original story is beautiful, sad, heartbreaking and you learn so much....

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    #14

    Riends! Today’s #followfriday Feature Writer Is The One And Only @janelcomeau - We Share Her All The Time And Think She Is Absolutely Worth A Follow! If You’re Not Already Following... Ain’t No Time Like The Present To Change That! Xoxo Happy Friday!! @janelcomeau

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago

    Wait, is doop a real thing?

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    #15

    I See Your Boss Babe And Raise You One Editor Of The High School Newspaper 🤓 Twitter/ Roselia_val

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago

    There's always one stranger out there ready to ask if you'd be interested in a "special one time offer." Just for you if course.

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    #16

    Deleting My Mental Health So As To Get Into The Best Head Space For The Big Weekend TV Event… Binge Rewatching Mtv’s Next (2004-2008), Of Course. Why… What Did You Think I’d Be Watching This Weekend? 💅 #bless

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago

    Or, they are both.

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    #17

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago

    Oh my gosh! I sure do! Those monsters…

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    #18

    If We're Not Married By The Time We're 80, Want To Go In On A Costco Membership Together??? Romcom Brackets Round One Is Live In Stories... Now! @cameronjawesome Twitter / Someguynamedjon @emilymcwinter Twitter/ Fatumakhaireh Twitter / Notbleachpls Twitter / Madison_burke3 Twitter/ Barryonhere

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    CT
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    2 years ago

    And in addition to being considered a loser, she was considered fat...

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    #19

    Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago

    An empty store is a beautiful thing.

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    #20

    20 Year Old Me Would Be *so* Depressed To See 35 Year Old Me Thinks Constitutes A Good Time @vtbee80

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago

    Just wait until you start showing your friends the support handles and shower chair.

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    #21

    Dear Hiring Manager, My Third Grade Teacher Miss Williams Who Made A Point Out Of Calling My Mother To Let Her Know That She Believed Me To Be *checks Notes* “Unusually Gifted With A Very Bright Future” Would Like A Word. 💅 Twitter/ Yeahnahaye_

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    Chintan Shah
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    2 years ago

    I have a special one time offer. Just for you of course.

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    #22

    Deleting My Mental Health So As To Get Into The Best Head Space For The Big Weekend TV Event… Binge Rewatching Mtv’s Next (2004-2008), Of Course. Why… What Did You Think I’d Be Watching This Weekend? 💅 #bless

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    DUN DUN
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    2 years ago

    Someone in Reddit said it was a mental illness? like ?? Sir ?? Excuse me?? what mental illness?? Doesn't everyone do this???

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    #23

    Friends! Today’s #rescueoftheday Is The One And Only (Errrrm Maybe There’s Another One Too?) Anderson Cooper! Our Friends At @waggingtailsdogrescueny Are Now Accepting Applications To Adopt This Little Icon. Head To Their Profile For More Info! (Can’t You Just Picture This Absolute Angel Keeping It Together Remarkably Well With A Somewhat Lit Andy Cohen On Nye??)

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    Kate
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    2 years ago

    "This is my baby" would probably mean I'm showing you a new houseplant. My cat is my fur-born son.

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    #24

    Raging Friday In My 20s: *parties With 45 Of My Closest Friends Until 6 Am Before Showing Up To My 7 Am Opening Shift At Starbucks* Raging Friday In My 30s: *posts Roundup Of Microsoft Office Memes* *immediately Likes It From The Account I Run On Behalf Of My Cat* @pleasebegneiss Twitter / Iamsimonyoung @youngpetersimon @justinmilleresq Twitter/ Sturulin @turulin.ru Twitter/ Kayleyyy_g @ellewasamistake @gossipgrill_ @dadsaysjokes @jest.iris Twitter/ Rachel

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    DUN DUN
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    2 years ago

    I am so glad I still have windows XP in my old desktop

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    #25

    Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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    rullyman
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    2 years ago

    Self checkout is for amateurs. At my supermarket they have a handheld scanner so I scan and pack as I go. At the checkout just scan a QR code, pay, and leave. It's heaven

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    #26

    I Had The Sudden And Shocking Realization Recently That I Am A Short Two Years Out From My Twenty Year High School Reunion #iinventedpostits . As Former Class President I Do Believe It Is My Responsibility To Organize It And I Would Just Like To Let The 05 Graduating Class Of Conifer High School Know That I’m Prob Gna Be Sick That Day And Someone Else Is Welcome To Take That On Twitter/ Leavitt_jayden Azorahai__7

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    DUN DUN
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    2 years ago

    No calls either please, I do not wanna die of a panic attack

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    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps* And Now, A #thisisthirty Roundup To Brighten Your Saturday Feed. Love You Mean It ❤️

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    Sexual Harassment Panda
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    2 years ago

    Unless one is on Boredpanda 😏

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    #28

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    Darth Kittius
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    2 years ago

    When I was 8 I discovered the joys of a brand new Pilot G2 0.7 mm black-ink pen. I don't think I was ever a kid

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    #29

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    Scary Laugh
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    2 years ago

    Because her grammar was terrible?

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    Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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    Steve Hall
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    2 years ago

    There must be some really rough grocery stores out there.

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    #31

    The Deal Is, Willy, I’m Highly Particular About My Chocolate. In Any Given Box, I’m Simply Not Interested In 80% Of The Offerings. Some Sort Of Berry Flavored… Nougat? Is That What We Call It? All Set, Tysm. And What Appears To Be A Mummified Cherry Soaking In A Pool Of Cough Syrup? Who *actually* Enjoys This? Why Would I Leave My Home, The Place Where My Bed Is, To Go Do A Group Activity In A Factory With A Bunch Of Children When I Can Simply Door Dash My Top Chocolate Choices (Discounted Heart Shaped Reese’s- The Holiday Shapes Just Hit Different- And Whatchamacallit, Of Course) And Hang Out In A Space With Zero Children While Binge Watching Episodes Of Bake Off?? @thisone0verhere

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    Passerby
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    2 years ago

    I would maybe try to sell it, but I would find the whole thing a hassle so I would keep putting it off until it's too late.

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    #32

    Because Every Monday Needs A Little Parent Trap Roundup That Also Functions As One Big @elaine4animals Appreciation Post #greatestmovieofalltime #thelohansisters @clhubes @ellie_schnitt @gitforked @elaine4animals Twitter / Ninobinarie @jameca2011 @realpettymay0 @maloneroast @petestegemeyer Twitter/ K3vvvvv @lisaannwalter @lindsaylohan Twitter / Brennanations Edited · 49w

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    Holly Allen
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    2 years ago

    Hey...wait a minute...yeah that is screwed up

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    #33

    Serious Question- Is It, Idk, Tacky (??) To Include "Invited To Join West Jefferson Elementary's Gifted And Talented Program Every Year Of Elementary School Beginning In The Second Grade (1994-1997)" On Both My Resume *and* My Cover Letter, Or Should I Just Stick To The Resume? And How Many Times Do You Think Is Too Many Times To Bring It Up In The Interview?? @grovymango

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    Passerby
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    2 years ago

    Hopefully not literally.

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    Because Every Monday Needs A Little Parent Trap Roundup That Also Functions As One Big @elaine4animals Appreciation Post #greatestmovieofalltime #thelohansisters @clhubes @ellie_schnitt @gitforked @elaine4animals Twitter / Ninobinarie @jameca2011 @realpettymay0 @maloneroast @petestegemeyer Twitter/ K3vvvvv @lisaannwalter @lindsaylohan Twitter / Brennanations

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    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago

    But their cousins!.... identical cousins and you'll find.

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    #35

    Love That Ari Was *so* Into Feet That She Lit Tra Lee Traded Her Voice For Her Very Own Pair And Then Did A Whole Musical Number Where She Pretended Not To Remember What They're Called Like, Okay Girl. Another Disney Roundup, Friends! @theyearofelan @belleionaire @johnnyrowlands @chasemit @thedad @caseyfeigh @thisjenlewis @itsnashflynn @rosierambles

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    Leanne Hailes
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    2 years ago

    😕

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    #36

    Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago

    What do we want? More of these carts.When do we want it? Now!

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    #37

    We Are Stranded In The Desert. Our Lack Of Supplies Should Leave Us To Assume That Neither Of Us Have Brushed Our Teeth In *weeks*. Let’s Kiss? @katiehanniganforever / Arsonistblue

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    Bear Hall
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    2 years ago

    If they live in the space in weightlessness, it totally makes sense. If they live in a postapocalyptic dog-eats-dog world, it totally makes sense. Is there anything in between in the future?

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    #38

    *settles Into Rocking Chair* *pops A Butterscotch* *enjoys The Sunset* Twitter/ Saintprince_sa Literockstar Via The Great @tennbuick

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This got me in the feels. Or it's just my back again.. ?

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    #39

    Relatable Queen @kristenmmm

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    CoMa4
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    2 years ago

    I think we can all relate to the word HELP! 🤣

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    #40

    In The 90s, You And Your Five Closest Friends Could All Afford *shockingly* Spacious Greenwich Village Apartments Despite Never Seeming To Go To A Job #transponster @crazybitchprobs

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    Michelle my Belle.
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    2 years ago

    It definitely was. I made 8 bucks an hour an shared a big beautiful house with 4 other people for 250 a piece. It was glorious.

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    #41

    The Beauty Is In The Specificity Credit/ Brujahinaskirt

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago

    That was a lot to take in.

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    #42

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago (edited)

    Yeh, I’m with you, but it’s a bit stiff at first and hits a sweet soft spot about 4th use

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    #43

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago

    30s! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Ohhh my sweet summer child

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    #44

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    Triat Wolf
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    2 years ago

    I have a laptop bag...busting with documents. Someone is in for a depressing surprise if they steal it.

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    #45

    Deleting My Mental Health So As To Get Into The Best Head Space For The Big Weekend TV Event… Binge Rewatching Mtv’s Next (2004-2008), Of Course. Why… What Did You Think I’d Be Watching This Weekend? 💅 #bless

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago

    I do this because I have a weird habit of subconsciously holding my breath. I do. And every know and then I let out a plosive breath.

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    #46

    Lunchables Of Yore 🙌🙌 Ten Out Of Ten, No Notes ❤️ 🧀 🍷 🍞 ❤️ @monicaheisey

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    Dani
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    2 years ago

    Today it's called a grazing board and costs about a weeks rent so that 4 people can have a small meal.

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    #47

    And Now For A Tale Of Two Weddings That I Did Not Attend: Awwwwwww Wedding: I Was Invited To A Wedding A Few Years Ago And Happily Rsvp'd. A Month Later, A Second Message Was Sent Saying Something Along The Lines Of... "As We've Spent More Time In The Planning Of Our Wedding, We've Realized We're Moving Further Away From Who We Are And How We Want To Enter This Next Chapter Of Our Lives Together. That Is Why We're Canceling Our Wedding. We're Going To Elope And Make This Something We Do On Our Own And Are Going To Spend The Money We Were Planning To Spend On Our Wedding On Trips Around The Country Over The Next Few Years To Come See You, Buy You A Beer And Celebrate Us And Whatever It Is That We're Sure You Have To Celebrate In A Setting Where We Can Actually Spend Time Together." Five Stars. No Notes. Ugh Wedding: In My Early 20s, I Was Invited To A Wedding In A Pretty Remote Part Of Washington. I Lived In Boston And Was Broke. Attending Would Have Required A Cross Country Flight, A Three Day Car Rental, And Paying For Two Nights At A Pretty Expensive Hotel Where The Wedding Was Taking Place (Remote Town- Only Hotel In The Area). Because I Was Single, I Didn’t Get A +1 And Because Rooms At The Hotel Were Limited, They'd Pre-Assigned Me A Person To Share A Hotel Room With. I Politely Told The Couple That I Would Not Be Able To Attend But Still Sent Them A Gift Because I Am A Terrific Human Being. They Both Unfriended Me On Fb And We Never Spoke Again. Lol. #toodles @msgiuliarozzi Twitter/ Whattmaddness @ohnochels Twitter/ Danceswithtamis Twitter/ _kayofficial_ Twitter/ Davidtell @themissybaker Twitter/ Aliezzobezzo Twitter/ Squirrel74wkgn @harriet1marsden

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    KinoEel
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    2 years ago

    Nah it’s the grandmas who are really going down on the dance floor 😂

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    #48

    Tysm Bebes. The Geriatrics Need Their Rest. @sarahsolfails

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    Kate
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    2 years ago

    Hey. That's GenX's pasture -- get off our lawn!

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    #49

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    Tink the gecko
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    2 years ago

    You have died of dynastary

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    #50

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    Sexual Harassment Panda
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    2 years ago

    Neopets!

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    #51

    The Year? 1997. The Assignment? Write A Short Story For Mrs. Lambert’s 5th Grade Class. The Incentive? The Winner, Get This, Would Get To Read Their Short Story On The Mtherfkn Intercom. This Prize Was Perhaps The Most Glamorous Thing That West Jeff Elementary School Had To Offer, And I Knew It Would Be Mine

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    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🤣😂

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    #52

    Deleting My Mental Health So As To Get Into The Best Head Space For The Big Weekend TV Event… Binge Rewatching Mtv’s Next (2004-2008), Of Course. Why… What Did You Think I’d Be Watching This Weekend? 💅 #bless

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    SeaJaySea
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    2 years ago

    SPANISH OR VANISH

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    #53

    “Hey My Peeps. *sticks Tongue Out* Whassssaaaaapppp?” The Teenage Staff At Wendy’s: *looks At Me, Not Saying A Word, Judgement In Their Eyes* “Whateverrrr” I Say, Forming My Fingers Into A W Before Putting One Hand On My Forehead In The Shape Of An L And Slowly Exiting The Building @maloneroast

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    As if!

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    #54

    Deleting My Mental Health So As To Get Into The Best Head Space For The Big Weekend TV Event… Binge Rewatching Mtv’s Next (2004-2008), Of Course

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And that comes a surprise to you? Just asking

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    #55

    “Dumb? As If!” Says The Pigeon As It Places Its Finger And Its Thumb In The Shape Of An L On Its Forehead Before Removing From Forehead, Making Another L With The Other Hand, Bringing Them Together Into The Shape Of A W And Whispering “Whatever” #debah (Didn’t We Say Debah After The Whatever Chants?? Just Me?? What Did That Mean? How Would One Spell It?). . Twitter/ Wank_666 (Lol), Resplendeo

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    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago

    I hope she found comfort in this

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    #56

    Raging Friday In My 20s: *parties With 45 Of My Closest Friends Until 6 Am Before Showing Up To My 7 Am Opening Shift At Starbucks* Raging Friday In My 30s: *posts Roundup Of Microsoft Office Memes* *immediately Likes It From The Account I Run On Behalf Of My Cat* @pleasebegneiss Twitter / Iamsimonyoung @youngpetersimon @justinmilleresq Twitter/ Sturulin @turulin.ru Twitter/ Kayleyyy_g @ellewasamistake @gossipgrill_ @dadsaysjokes @jest.iris Twitter/ Rachel

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    Owen
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    Premium
    2 years ago

    'Hi! It looks like you're writing a letter! You're obviously incapable. WoUlD YoU LiKe HeLp WiTh ThAt?'

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    #57

    Dear Ashlei’gh, I Haven’t Seen You Since High School And While I Do Acknowledge That Most People Change Tremendously Between The Ages Of 18 And 35, The Level Of Personal Transformation You Would Have Had To Have Undergone To Go From *that* To The Person You’re Pretending To Be On Instagram Is Damn Near Impossible. Hope All Is Well! Xoxo 😘 @omg_bharat

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The best lesson is what NOT to do.

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    #58

    “Good Luck Exploring The Infinite Abyss.” Just Feels A Bit Darker On This Side Of Things? @emilymurnane

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's why there are no university fees in Germany. Yes, not helpful to US people, I know

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    #59

    Hear Me Out- Tums Shaped Like Fred Flintstone. Elder Millennials Are A Force In The Market And It’s Time Our Needs Are Met. @andrewschiavone

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    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They realized along the way somehow that gen x needed chocolate vitamins. It makes sense to move with the times!

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    #60

    Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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    Bear Hall
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    2 years ago

    "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. My GPS doesn't work and I urgently needed groceries and I just instinctively stopped at the first place and it was too late and .. and .. and I promise it won't happen again. Cross my hearth and hope to die."

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    #61

    Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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    Kayci Styles
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Facts.

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    #62

    Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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    #63

    I Put On Workout Videos To Fall Asleep To. The Compliments Help Soothe My Anxiety And Improve My Sleep 🙌🙌 @crockettforreal

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What does this mean? 🤔

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    #64

    Deleting My Mental Health So As To Get Into The Best Head Space For The Big Weekend TV Event… Binge Rewatching Mtv’s Next (2004-2008), Of Course. Why… What Did You Think I’d Be Watching This Weekend? 💅 #bless

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    SarCaustic
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ah, but at least I am equally unprepared for both!!

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    #65

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    Bear Hall
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    2 years ago

    And I honestly think you might be surprised by yourself.

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    #66

    Love That Ari Was *so* Into Feet That She Lit Tra Lee Traded Her Voice For Her Very Own Pair And Then Did A Whole Musical Number Where She Pretended Not To Remember What They're Called Like, Okay Girl. Another Disney Roundup, Friends! @theyearofelan @belleionaire @johnnyrowlands @chasemit @thedad @caseyfeigh @thisjenlewis @itsnashflynn @rosierambles

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    Mark
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    2 years ago

    And it’s not even the boss, it’s his secretary

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    #67

    And Now For A Tale Of Two Weddings That I Did Not Attend: Awwwwwww Wedding: I Was Invited To A Wedding A Few Years Ago And Happily Rsvp'd. A Month Later, A Second Message Was Sent Saying Something Along The Lines Of... "As We've Spent More Time In The Planning Of Our Wedding, We've Realized We're Moving Further Away From Who We Are And How We Want To Enter This Next Chapter Of Our Lives Together. That Is Why We're Canceling Our Wedding. We're Going To Elope And Make This Something We Do On Our Own And Are Going To Spend The Money We Were Planning To Spend On Our Wedding On Trips Around The Country Over The Next Few Years To Come See You, Buy You A Beer And Celebrate Us And Whatever It Is That We're Sure You Have To Celebrate In A Setting Where We Can Actually Spend Time Together." Five Stars. No Notes. Ugh Wedding: In My Early 20s, I Was Invited To A Wedding In A Pretty Remote Part Of Washington. I Lived In Boston And Was Broke. Attending Would Have Required A Cross Country Flight, A Three Day Car Rental, And Paying For Two Nights At A Pretty Expensive Hotel Where The Wedding Was Taking Place (Remote Town- Only Hotel In The Area). Because I Was Single, I Didn’t Get A +1 And Because Rooms At The Hotel Were Limited, They'd Pre-Assigned Me A Person To Share A Hotel Room With. I Politely Told The Couple That I Would Not Be Able To Attend But Still Sent Them A Gift Because I Am A Terrific Human Being. They Both Unfriended Me On Fb And We Never Spoke Again. Lol. #toodles @msgiuliarozzi Twitter/ Whattmaddness @ohnochels Twitter/ Danceswithtamis Twitter/ _kayofficial_ Twitter/ Davidtell @themissybaker Twitter/ Aliezzobezzo Twitter/ Squirrel74wkgn @harriet1marsden

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Courthouse wedding, backyard BBQ/potluck reception for close family and friends. Ask everyone to share their photos in a common dropbox folder. Stop with the huge weddings you can't afford, people. It's a major stress planning it, the debt contributes to marital problems.

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    #68

    If We're Not Married By The Time We're 80, Want To Go In On A Costco Membership Together??? Romcom Brackets Round One Is Live In Stories... Now! @cameronjawesome Twitter / Someguynamedjon @emilymcwinter Twitter/ Fatumakhaireh Twitter / Notbleachpls Twitter / Madison_burke3 Twitter/ Barryonhere

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hollywood fiction as always

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    And Now For A Tale Of Two Weddings That I Did Not Attend: Awwwwwww Wedding: I Was Invited To A Wedding A Few Years Ago And Happily Rsvp'd. A Month Later, A Second Message Was Sent Saying Something Along The Lines Of... "As We've Spent More Time In The Planning Of Our Wedding, We've Realized We're Moving Further Away From Who We Are And How We Want To Enter This Next Chapter Of Our Lives Together. That Is Why We're Canceling Our Wedding. We're Going To Elope And Make This Something We Do On Our Own And Are Going To Spend The Money We Were Planning To Spend On Our Wedding On Trips Around The Country Over The Next Few Years To Come See You, Buy You A Beer And Celebrate Us And Whatever It Is That We're Sure You Have To Celebrate In A Setting Where We Can Actually Spend Time Together." Five Stars. No Notes. Ugh Wedding: In My Early 20s, I Was Invited To A Wedding In A Pretty Remote Part Of Washington. I Lived In Boston And Was Broke. Attending Would Have Required A Cross Country Flight, A Three Day Car Rental, And Paying For Two Nights At A Pretty Expensive Hotel Where The Wedding Was Taking Place (Remote Town- Only Hotel In The Area). Because I Was Single, I Didn’t Get A +1 And Because Rooms At The Hotel Were Limited, They'd Pre-Assigned Me A Person To Share A Hotel Room With. I Politely Told The Couple That I Would Not Be Able To Attend But Still Sent Them A Gift Because I Am A Terrific Human Being. They Both Unfriended Me On Fb And We Never Spoke Again. Lol. #toodles @msgiuliarozzi Twitter/ Whattmaddness @ohnochels Twitter/ Danceswithtamis Twitter/ _kayofficial_ Twitter/ Davidtell @themissybaker Twitter/ Aliezzobezzo Twitter/ Squirrel74wkgn @harriet1marsden

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    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    first on dance floor... My wife and I didn't have dancing at our wedding because neither of us dance. Well, our daughter's getting married - guess who has to take dance lessons :) (we're both 69 years old, btw)

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    #70

    Love This Question @youaregoodpod . My Mom Used To Read Books Out Loud To The Whole Family Every Night. My Dad, My Little Brother And I Dutifully Gathered Around In The Living Room Every Night And Listened To Her Read Harry Potter To Us. We Were Old Enough That We Could Have Read It On Our Own, But Listening To Her Character Voices And Attempts At British Accents Was A Nightly Tradition That I *loved*. We Made It Through Book Four Before My Dad Announced That Harry Potter Would No Longer Be A "Family Book" Because He Didn't Like Harry's Attitude. Harry Was An Obnoxious Entitled Little Brat With No Respect For His Teachers Who Just Walked Around Thinking He Was Better Than Everyone Else. @youaregoodpod Twitter/ Goddammitsarah @caroljsroth @marawilson @sydbattle Twitter/ Msmacb @kraysaulis @thetelltalememe @justincousson @alybensmi @pat_jk_white Twitter/ Typicrobots

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    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago

    My mom HATES Jim Carey. She never gave him a chance from his Living Colir Days (which I loved). Now that my kids have seen The Grinch I introduced them to his early comedies and they ❤️‍🔥 him. My 10yo definitely has a crush

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    #71

    Throwback To Christmas 1997 When My Deeply Religious/Conservative Grandparents, Having Asked Around About What Kids Were Into That Holiday Season, Bought Me An Inflatable Austin Powers Chair That, When Blown Up, Read “Do I Make You Horny?” In Large Block Print Across The Front. The Awkward Silence That Morning Will Live With Me Forever #bless #simplertimes Cred To The Late Great Popculturedmemes ❤️

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Solid yes.

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    #72

    If I Can’t Afford A Hotel Or Airbnb I Just Don’t Go. #worldsmostawkwardhouseguest My Guilt Takes Over And Soon I Find Myself Doing Their Laundry And Apologizing For *everything* @monilicious__

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    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hmm, my parents were always like "we're leaving in 5 minutes," then 2 hours later we actually leave. Now I have terrible time management skills and also back when I went to parties I was often the last one left at the end. So I guess my parents taught me the opposite lesson.

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    #73

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So did they. They just added ".. next time wherever we find it no matter how disgusting it smells."

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    #74

    Love This Question @youaregoodpod . My Mom Used To Read Books Out Loud To The Whole Family Every Night. My Dad, My Little Brother And I Dutifully Gathered Around In The Living Room Every Night And Listened To Her Read Harry Potter To Us. We Were Old Enough That We Could Have Read It On Our Own, But Listening To Her Character Voices And Attempts At British Accents Was A Nightly Tradition That I *loved*. We Made It Through Book Four Before My Dad Announced That Harry Potter Would No Longer Be A "Family Book" Because He Didn't Like Harry's Attitude. Harry Was An Obnoxious Entitled Little Brat With No Respect For His Teachers Who Just Walked Around Thinking He Was Better Than Everyone Else. @youaregoodpod Twitter/ Goddammitsarah @caroljsroth @marawilson @sydbattle Twitter/ Msmacb @kraysaulis @thetelltalememe @justincousson @alybensmi @pat_jk_white Twitter/ Typicrobots

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    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Parent goals

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    #75

    Love This Question @youaregoodpod . My Mom Used To Read Books Out Loud To The Whole Family Every Night. My Dad, My Little Brother And I Dutifully Gathered Around In The Living Room Every Night And Listened To Her Read Harry Potter To Us. We Were Old Enough That We Could Have Read It On Our Own, But Listening To Her Character Voices And Attempts At British Accents Was A Nightly Tradition That I *loved*. We Made It Through Book Four Before My Dad Announced That Harry Potter Would No Longer Be A "Family Book" Because He Didn't Like Harry's Attitude. Harry Was An Obnoxious Entitled Little Brat With No Respect For His Teachers Who Just Walked Around Thinking He Was Better Than Everyone Else. @youaregoodpod Twitter/ Goddammitsarah @caroljsroth @marawilson @sydbattle Twitter/ Msmacb @kraysaulis @thetelltalememe @justincousson @alybensmi @pat_jk_white Twitter/ Typicrobots

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    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I never liked the Backstreet Boys until I learned about how dirty their own manager did them. Them and I are good now.

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    #76

    Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But if you have too many I won't tell you.... I will tell all my family and friends, though. And we will all hate you. Because you had too many groceries to be in the express lane.

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    #77

    Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I don’t know when it happened but I quite enjoy grocery store music.

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    #78

    And Now For A Tale Of Two Weddings That I Did Not Attend: Awwwwwww Wedding: I Was Invited To A Wedding A Few Years Ago And Happily Rsvp'd. A Month Later, A Second Message Was Sent Saying Something Along The Lines Of... "As We've Spent More Time In The Planning Of Our Wedding, We've Realized We're Moving Further Away From Who We Are And How We Want To Enter This Next Chapter Of Our Lives Together. That Is Why We're Canceling Our Wedding. We're Going To Elope And Make This Something We Do On Our Own And Are Going To Spend The Money We Were Planning To Spend On Our Wedding On Trips Around The Country Over The Next Few Years To Come See You, Buy You A Beer And Celebrate Us And Whatever It Is That We're Sure You Have To Celebrate In A Setting Where We Can Actually Spend Time Together." Five Stars. No Notes. Ugh Wedding: In My Early 20s, I Was Invited To A Wedding In A Pretty Remote Part Of Washington. I Lived In Boston And Was Broke. Attending Would Have Required A Cross Country Flight, A Three Day Car Rental, And Paying For Two Nights At A Pretty Expensive Hotel Where The Wedding Was Taking Place (Remote Town- Only Hotel In The Area). Because I Was Single, I Didn’t Get A +1 And Because Rooms At The Hotel Were Limited, They'd Pre-Assigned Me A Person To Share A Hotel Room With. I Politely Told The Couple That I Would Not Be Able To Attend But Still Sent Them A Gift Because I Am A Terrific Human Being. They Both Unfriended Me On Fb And We Never Spoke Again. Lol. #toodles @msgiuliarozzi Twitter/ Whattmaddness @ohnochels Twitter/ Danceswithtamis Twitter/ _kayofficial_ Twitter/ Davidtell @themissybaker Twitter/ Aliezzobezzo Twitter/ Squirrel74wkgn @harriet1marsden

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The white wedding dress in that style was made popular by queen Victoria. Figures.

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    And Now For A Tale Of Two Weddings That I Did Not Attend: Awwwwwww Wedding: I Was Invited To A Wedding A Few Years Ago And Happily Rsvp'd. A Month Later, A Second Message Was Sent Saying Something Along The Lines Of... "As We've Spent More Time In The Planning Of Our Wedding, We've Realized We're Moving Further Away From Who We Are And How We Want To Enter This Next Chapter Of Our Lives Together. That Is Why We're Canceling Our Wedding. We're Going To Elope And Make This Something We Do On Our Own And Are Going To Spend The Money We Were Planning To Spend On Our Wedding On Trips Around The Country Over The Next Few Years To Come See You, Buy You A Beer And Celebrate Us And Whatever It Is That We're Sure You Have To Celebrate In A Setting Where We Can Actually Spend Time Together." Five Stars. No Notes. Ugh Wedding: In My Early 20s, I Was Invited To A Wedding In A Pretty Remote Part Of Washington. I Lived In Boston And Was Broke. Attending Would Have Required A Cross Country Flight, A Three Day Car Rental, And Paying For Two Nights At A Pretty Expensive Hotel Where The Wedding Was Taking Place (Remote Town- Only Hotel In The Area). Because I Was Single, I Didn’t Get A +1 And Because Rooms At The Hotel Were Limited, They'd Pre-Assigned Me A Person To Share A Hotel Room With. I Politely Told The Couple That I Would Not Be Able To Attend But Still Sent Them A Gift Because I Am A Terrific Human Being. They Both Unfriended Me On Fb And We Never Spoke Again. Lol. #toodles @msgiuliarozzi Twitter/ Whattmaddness @ohnochels Twitter/ Danceswithtamis Twitter/ _kayofficial_ Twitter/ Davidtell @themissybaker Twitter/ Aliezzobezzo Twitter/ Squirrel74wkgn @harriet1marsden

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Pay raises? We don't do that here." -- every corporation these days.

    #80

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Or your sims would be on vacation and you realize you left the lights on and all you can do is to watch as your electricity bill keeps growing.

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    #81

    Love This Question @youaregoodpod . My Mom Used To Read Books Out Loud To The Whole Family Every Night. My Dad, My Little Brother And I Dutifully Gathered Around In The Living Room Every Night And Listened To Her Read Harry Potter To Us. We Were Old Enough That We Could Have Read It On Our Own, But Listening To Her Character Voices And Attempts At British Accents Was A Nightly Tradition That I *loved*. We Made It Through Book Four Before My Dad Announced That Harry Potter Would No Longer Be A "Family Book" Because He Didn't Like Harry's Attitude. Harry Was An Obnoxious Entitled Little Brat With No Respect For His Teachers Who Just Walked Around Thinking He Was Better Than Everyone Else. @youaregoodpod Twitter/ Goddammitsarah @caroljsroth @marawilson @sydbattle Twitter/ Msmacb @kraysaulis @thetelltalememe @justincousson @alybensmi @pat_jk_white Twitter/ Typicrobots

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    Kate
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm probably lucky mom didn't care what I watched by the time Ren & Stimpy came on.

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    #82

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Anyone else noticed the massive amount of oregan trail references

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    #83

    I Want All The Intrigue That Comes With It Without Having To Split My Rightfully Owned Beanie Babies With Another Person. Sounds Messy. @danielleweisberg

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This seems reasonable.

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    #84

    If We're Not Married By The Time We're 80, Want To Go In On A Costco Membership Together??? Romcom Brackets Round One Is Live In Stories... Now! @cameronjawesome Twitter / Someguynamedjon @emilymcwinter Twitter/ Fatumakhaireh Twitter / Notbleachpls Twitter / Madison_burke3 Twitter/ Barryonhere

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I got the DVD off my country’s equivalent of eBay for $3 because I like having a say in what movies are available to me and I hate Netflix and Amazon.

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    #85

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Eye... cream... no.

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    #86

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    CT
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I still hear the pizza troll

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    #87

    Because Every Monday Needs A Little Parent Trap Roundup That Also Functions As One Big @elaine4animals Appreciation Post #greatestmovieofalltime #thelohansisters @clhubes @ellie_schnitt @gitforked @elaine4animals Twitter / Ninobinarie @jameca2011 @realpettymay0 @maloneroast @petestegemeyer Twitter/ K3vvvvv @lisaannwalter @lindsaylohan Twitter / Brennanations

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Meredith was a wildly incompetent gold digger who could have averted the entire problem by just looking for a superficial sugar daddy who shared her contempt for children and the working class.

    #88

    Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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    Owen
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Zoombinis! That was the best part of school!

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    #89

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why? Because she didn’t want her father to be miserable with a gold digger?

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