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Signs are an important part of our everyday lives. They tell us which exit to take when driving on the highway, help us choose which bathroom to use, inform us when businesses are open or closed and alert us to dangers, such as wet floors and dogs that may bite. 

Occasionally, however, we are lucky enough to stumble upon signs that are so poorly made, their primary goal seems to be simply entertaining us. Lucky for us, the Facebook group Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage catalogs all of these terrible signs from around the world, so below, you’ll find some of the gems group members have recently shared. Enjoy viewing these pics, and be sure to upvote the signs you can’t believe actually exist!

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Amity_Calamity
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever did this is now my hero

Tee Rat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rich people in the US have their names plastered on university buildings and hospitals, we have to claim our memorials where we can.

Blue_Mouse (queen)
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmaooooo ‘not all hero’s wear capes’

Deth Invictus
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this sign. Why is it in this list?

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    #2

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    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am totally going to memorialize that in my [Funny Hall of Fame] folder. But the other 4 out of 10 are going to keep me awake at night.

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile next door, Over Achievers Anonymous has found that 10 out of 6 people.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...will find this sign amusing. The other 4 will be irritated by it. According to Bored Panda comments this is nearly correct!

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Lazy Institute😅

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad, I've been waiting for the result on this surv

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly couldn’t agree more

    Joe Gallagher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well, 6 seems like a lot maybe, depending on how you are counting.

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    #3

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    Joroches
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% knew what they were saying.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have the rude tea please!

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but how much? You gotta close the deal! So sad.

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    What is it about making signs that proves to be so challenging? Typically, there’s a clear message that needs to be communicated, and in theory, it’s easy to get it across. “No parking.” “No dogs allowed.” “Deer cross here.” “Out of order.” Yet for some unknown reason, sign makers across the globe seem to have trouble getting their point across often, and we thank them for their terrible service at their jobs. Because now we get to enjoy all of these hilarious signs! 

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    The Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage Facebook group has been around since February 20, 2021, and it has a simple mission statement: “This group is for bad/dumb/down right stupid signage found anywhere.” That’s all the group needs though, as it has amassed 6.3 thousand members in the past couple of years and continues to grow all the time. 214 new members have been added in the past week! So if you’re looking for a place to find comically bad signs, we highly recommend joining. And even if you’re not very active on Facebook, you can enjoy some of the best finds from the page right here!

    #4

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    Erin Geiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs' - Mitch Hedberg

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The sign should just say 'escalator temporarily stairs'".

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    Ga Di
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rather the opposite - but I got that reference, which is nice

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the sign get a rise out of anyone?

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The nearest escalator currently in operation is in the building across the street."

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Mitch Hedberg an escalator can never be broken. It just becomes stairs.

    Elora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw that. I hate elevators. An escalator is still usable even if it's not moving.

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    #5

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want more captions like that, there's a whole subreddit of them. It's called r/BootTooBig, some of them are really funny!

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    Oais Wright
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's warning you that you're entering final boss arena.

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The final boss of the Canadian Wilderness.

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    bananafuntime
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red They also have brambles The car on that sign Is torn and in shambles

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may be invincible, but Bullwinkle is the real celebrity. He got a whole series, not just a measly road sign.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will not beat the moose, even in your stupid car. The moose always wins:

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a save point for the final boss.

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    #6

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, you're being a real d**k about it anyway.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't miss the sign, it's not hard.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that museum doesn’t sound very exciting

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    supertall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to the penis museum! It's got penises of all the native animals of Iceland, preserved for your observation... the whale penis is rather intimidating.

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seem to remember from a documentary that dolphins have two.

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    Paulsible deniability
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says it has a big logout when you get there, it's actually a little smaller that the average logo.

    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't c**k it up, ya bell end!

    Qia Munther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    many people have went to the wrong place for them to put up this sign 😅

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk in the bathroom behind you and look in the mirror. There you are.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been to this penis museum, it's in Reykjavik. this is outside the front door. DSCN9068-6...2c3407.jpg DSCN9068-6476aa52c3407.jpg

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a penis museum in the first place 😂 😂 ?

    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any establishment can be a penis museum if there are enough male employees.

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    We’re big fans of Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage here at Bored Panda, so this isn’t our first time covering the group. And the last time we featured this hilarious community, we were lucky enough to get in touch with Jerome Davis, one of the group's administrators. Jerome was kind enough to have a chat with us and explain how the page began in the first place. 

    “UUUs got started, honestly, after another group got a little too pushy and was kicking people out for silly reasons, and sometimes for no reason at all,” he shared.

    And when it comes to why group members love these silly signs so much, Jerome says, “Many just think it’s funny to see how laziness and carelessness becomes immortalized in signage!”

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    not human
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the mirror that dirty??

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m assuming it’s written with dry erase marker

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    signed JT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Poppies been a little sloppy”

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    #8

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want this notice to be worth noticing. What notice that is worth noticing shall it be so that people who noticed it know this notice is worth noticing?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an old one. That joke was going around when I was at school. It was probably going around when Jesus was a carpenter.

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does all the tax payer money go??? Oh... right

    Deb Smith
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and while you notice this notice and try to ponder its meaning, someone is picking your pockets...

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've had a few problems with this, I assume?

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    #9

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    James Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn't a priest?

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't enter heaven unless you let Jesus inside you.

    mr_sarcastic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He rose, he came and left the building

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy insemination Batman! I don't think that's how vaccines work! But I golly, I could be wrong.

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    Jerome also provided some insight into what the Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage community is like. “We’re a friendly group managed by a handful of friends,” he previously told Bored Panda. “We don’t do the hateful stuff and try hard not to ‘ban hammer’ if we can help it. Most are fairly active with membership from across the globe.”

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    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the tree is Italian AF

    Sheena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The branch 🤣🤣🤣

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: "I hope this place isn't 'kind of' Italian like the last place you took me to. Him: "Naw, don't worry, baby, this place is Italian AF!"

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can never be too Italian.

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tree branch is a perfect touch.

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    #11

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I want to see the rest of the karate architect poster!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karate Architect — Clarification: Hi. Michael again from the above poster. Following a heated discussion with a construction crew, I have been asked to make it clear that it is only in Minecraft that I can karate chop a tree into chunks of wood, then build a structure simply by stacking them. As a result, my karate architecture firm is closed for the foreseeable future. I will, however, be starting a new business very soon. — Michael

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    kf010516
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fourth this, I need to know more!

    WoF Da Best
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karate Architect... Yes please!

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever this person is I want to be their friend

    Fussy1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you do, everything is better with Karate on your side!!

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    Dolcelyn Imperio-Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of a Spongebob episode with Sandy and karate.

    Gracie Jay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really feel like this should be higher😂

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    #12

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also do not pet the spiked dogs (they might be porcupines).

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And steer clear of the danger noodles.

    S. L. W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't pet the fluffy cows 🦬

    Shawn NowayJose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love skunks. They give plenty of warning. There little stomping display is cute, even if it's how they basically tell you to #@!$ off.

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henceforth I will be calling skunks fart squirrels

    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are some people inclined to pet fart squirrels?

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    We also asked Jerome if he had any personal favorite UUU signs. “Stupid road signs and shop signs are hands down the best!” he shared. And finally, the administrator noted that he’s always on the lookout for new signs to share with the group as well. “All the time!" he says. "It’s a challenge to find new ones.” Something tells me this article will inspire others to start keeping their eyes peeled for hilarious signs as well.

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    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it does boast it's the Winners Assembly and yes, it is in Texas.

    Ray McArdle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only twats go to church anyways.

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s a church I can congregate in …

    Ray Perkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember TWA airlines? Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA coffee or some TWA tea?"

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checks out, if you ask me.

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tighten your relationship with God!

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    #14

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that youthful glow.....

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a degree in Chemistry and this hurts my brain to look at.

    Steve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can I mutate for you today. A bleached tentacle perhaps?

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to worry until your turds start to glow, so feel free to grab a glass.

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little John is dead and gone, he’ll bother us no more, for what he thought was H20 was H2S04

    RinkyDink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW!!! A blast from my childhood past!!! 👍🏽🏆🎊

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    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uranium dioxideperoxide, Used in purification technology, per the national library of medicine. So maybe it's just very very pure water...or maybe not.

    General Spyro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like that joke where two men are in a bar and the first man says ‘ I’ll have some H2O please.’ The second man says ‘I’ll have some H2O, too.’ The second man dies.

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skip school and we will suspend you for 3 days. That'll learn ya.

    JNDauterive
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened to me! Suspended for a week! Robert E. Lee High School class of ‘76

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right this way to our next attraction. The egress!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run away from home and get put in a juvenile detention center, you know, instead of addressing the issue of why you ran away in the first place. At least in juvie I wasn't expected to cook, clean & watch over my 3 siblings instead of going to soccer practice.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll work out well for everyone. Win-win.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want to leave not get kicked out!!

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    In a previous Bored Panda article, we were lucky enough to get in touch with CEO of the South Carolina-based company The Sign Chef, Tim Harrelson. Tim, the Sign Chef himself, was kind enough to have a chat with us about why great signage is so important. “Between the physical world and the online world, the competition for attention is at an all time high,” he shared. “Simultaneously, attention spans seem to be at an all time low. Our senses are constantly being bombarded! Moving forward, organizations need to be strategic in how the content is displayed on their signs.”

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    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The huge chain of markets in Southern California advertises such items as yogurt $1.50 or on special two for $3.00.

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's not Stater Bros. Is this "huge chain" only in a few locations...?

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy one pizza for the price of two and get the second one free.

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Simpsons Movie was out, some 7-11s became Kwikee Marts...the one in Manhattan was selling "3 Hot Dogs For the Price of 3"

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double your IQ now, or NO money back!

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this kind of straightforward stuff!

    Deb Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!! Then they are half price! (half of what you would have spent on one... har har)

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny I want one for myself and I'm single.

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet his wife LOVES that mat.

    Francois
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a single guy ... forever

    PurpleKU77
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..... otherwise known as the Ho House

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    ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠 (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feathered Dinosaur, it seems your kind are taking over the world once again

    Ka Se
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do rooster 🐓 count as chicken? My aunt had some which were very aggressive - no laughing matter.

    Elora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, yes. Chickens are both male and female. They aren't like bovine/cattle where only females that have given birth are called cows.

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    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH NO IS THE CUCKOO REVENGE (from Zelda videogames) RUUN!

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a bone to peck with you

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's like Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past. Don't eff with the chickens.

    axle f
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah. U can't beat a guard-goose..

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news is, they work for chicken feed!

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they have a pecking order? Like, a head chicken or something?

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    The Sign Chef also explained his company’s process for designing the best signs. “Most graphic designers start with the size of the sign - then the lettering & graphics are added. Think backwards," Tim explained. "A more strategic approach can be taken by having the design reverse engineered for maximum impact. This design strategy starts with the viewing distance. How far away does your target audience need to be able to read the sign?”

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    Francois
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catholic church in a nut shell.

    Shayne Randlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people swear by "pride of ownership", but if you lease you can get a new Jesus every two years

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can have your personal jesus for a price you wont believe.

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll need him for next Wednesday at my interview, lemme book

    K Wellington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is New Zealand.

    Dumpster Fire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks very similar to a building I see every day in Richmond, Virginia in the US. Now I'm curious if it's either of them

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    Sgraham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why the pass the plate at church?

    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spanish version is of course, "For Lease Navidad"

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    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who is this malevolent looking eye we cannot miss?

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eye was meant to alert the van-driver before he hit the pole!

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    Anna Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean technically they aren't wrong!?

    EvilNob
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    2 years ago

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    axle f
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...truth in advertising, obvs..

    Deb Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the eye as if it is looking right, the eye looks evil. If you look at the eye as if it is looking left, the eye looks sad. hmm... much to ponder....

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a typo, they're from a store called Aldi's.

    boone williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, both ALDI and Adidas were created by feuding German brothers who split their companies. The Albrecht brothers split their stores back in the 60's into ALDI Nord, which owns Trader Joe's and ALDI Süd which owns ALDI stores in the US. Adidas and Puma were formed when the Dassler brothers split their athletic shoe business in 1948 because their wives didn't get along.

    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has a mug from there .... Baldi

    Mary Bricklin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I love those. If my local Aldi has them, I'm buying them.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, ok, that's pretty damn funny. Kudos, Aldi.

    MongoMarcia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to buy these for everyone on my Christmas list.

    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm amazed Aldi's hasn't been sued over this.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Jane, I was thinking that, but admit it's hilarious.

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    Jutta Plötz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they were probably made by the same enslaved child as the real ones.

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    “Once the distance is measured, a Letter Sizing Calculator can be used to scientifically determine the very best letter sizes,” Tim continued. “As an example, what is the best letter size if the viewing distance is 110 feet? When you type 110 feet into the calculator, you’ll instantly see 22 inches is recommended for maximum impact - easy.”

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    Boring Pandae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That joke is hedgy, I’m not sharp enough to get it

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Also, the bridge it out ahead." That's freaking hilarious!

    O D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's zooming, they're missing the joke 😞

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    Andrea Andrew
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know I'm going to see if it is sharp right?

    Blue_Mouse (queen)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro if you were driving past that how would you be able to see the bottom text

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now I have to check out the bridge to my own satisfaction

    Blyss Blyssylb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like Cheddar right now?

    Nezuko_Chan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you tell me to do something I will do it *touches edges* AHHH

    Bunnie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok looks like It has not sharp edges

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do as I say, not as I do

    Billy Harrelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we just bring back the velodromes instead.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote Calvin's Dad; "Cyclists have a right to the rod too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

    bernie bulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    irony at its finest........also dumb lazy shire workers

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    Danish Dynomummy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to know what the vegan option of hand jobs is?

    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for anyone without a sausage and I'm pretty sure it stops before the milk comes out. (Get that image out of your head)

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    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the clarification on the bottom, a lot of people seem to have misunderstood.

    Kosh1k
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably also means they knew what they were doing here.

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    Crazy Nailzz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cant imagine the things that happen at "Back Alley", Karen!

    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saul Goodman's office is in the back.

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, men will start getting manis and pedis (even if on accident)

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like happy endings for everyone

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many pervy calls does it take to have to add "Don"t be nasty"?

    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the vegan option is giving a handjob to a zucchini

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    Tim also shared about some of the most amazing signs him and his team have had the pleasure of creating. “We recently created the World’s Largest Dibond Sign Display for Mahopac High School in New York,” he shared with pride. In his email to me, Tim attached a photo of the impressive sign that looks easily over 15 feet tall, featuring the school’s logo of a massive M with an arrow across it. He also shared a beautiful retro, flashing neon sign to go on Route 66 advertising Eufloria dispensary in Oklahoma. 

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    any rei
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    小心滑倒 "caution, slippery floor" it's a very cute translation fail and I can totally see how that happened

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these years I've been doing it wrong.

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Dutch saying: 'Break your neck carefully', said to someone who falls.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I need to make an appointment to fall down? It's just that I have some time to spare now. . .

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay - you pay the medical bills.

    O D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google image translate FTW

    Kristi Gladden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always want to be careful when I slip and fall down. Prevents many injuries

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly not, given that most hand sanitisers are mainly alcohol...

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chocolate one feels nice

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottles do definitely look like sanitizer bottles. That said, you'd think people would notice the different coloured liquids before it goes on their hands.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sterile caramel taste anyone?

    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiple people found this out the hard way

    GPZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they'll leave your hands smelling, and tasting, amazing

    Will Forest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have spent hours people watching before that sign went up

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, these morons deserve to be sticky-handed all damn day.

    Maisie Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the "(yes; it has happened twice 😀)" lol

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! The only reason for the sign is because people are so STUPID... sticky handed morons!

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    Amity_Calamity
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    emotional support tacos perhaps

    Sian Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's sort of shaped like a taco shell... but I don't recommend putting salad or spicy meat down there. At least not the kind of spicy meat that normally comes with tacos...🤣😏

    Mrs S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If god hadn't meant men/women to eat pu$$y, he/she wouldn't have made it look like a taco...

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I never even thought of that... and you wouldn't have to wait until Tuesdays!

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    Blyss Blyssylb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of ppl referring to it as a sideways taco but...

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't. Breathe. Laugh. Too. Hard. (gasp) (gasp)

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't feel sad or angry if you're eating a taco.

    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No....we meant another type of "taco".

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    Are you feeling inspired to be on the lookout for all of the poorly made signs you can find around you now, pandas? I’m sure if you keep your eyes peeled, you’re certain to stumble on some terrible spelling or questionable messages. We hope you’re enjoying these pics, and please remember to keep upvoting all of your favorites! Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring this hilarious Facebook group dedicated to useless, unsuccessful and/or unpopular signage, you can find it right here!

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still think the police will figure it out

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you make it look like an accident! "I don't know what happened officer, she must have tried making some delicious toast in the bathtub while fully clothed!"

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll never get the smell of burnt hair out of the drapes, trust me.

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m wondering if the pun was intentional, but it seems not. The sign is at least 70 years old, judging by the style. Electrical household machines was the new thing to boast about and show your guests. 🔌

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, electricity was going to solve all domestic problems and make everyone's life SO much easier. I believe the humour is accidental.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No charge for the advice.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very POWERFUL message!

    Jenna Logan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, just need to get rid of the body

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this where the toaster or blow drier come in handy?

    Shayne Randlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop trying to make electricity your scapegoat!

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare not imagine what the buffalo wings from a place called "Dogs R Us" are actually made from.

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the put the RIP first...

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!! That was an incredible roller coaster ride.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you bite on their meat hard enough, it starts barking.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But dogs aren't actually on the menu, right? Or was Chris a dog? F, you if you deal in dogs! But also real insensitive to Chris, you guys, no matter his specials.

    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i can teach you how to get extra food from chris

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign has so much going on with it.

    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has Florida written all over it.

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    Sarah K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to screen their employees.

    Andrei Marentette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me vibes of "Big Brother is always watching"

    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assault with a deadly monitor.

    General Spyro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like ‘1970s computer’d’

    KermitOfficial
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that exact scenario has happened before lol

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear deodorant and wash up. They also have a new tech to let them cpu. I'll see myself out. ; p

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase "have you found Jesus" takes on a whole new meaning.

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Shhh! Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Jesus."

    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient Roman soldiers encouraged to apply.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What type of gun would you recommend using? I think that a nail gun would be best.

    Ray Perkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouble is, the bag limit is just one.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, with the doctrine of the Trinity, maybe not.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse if you know a Latino person name Jesus.

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Passion 2.0. By Mel Gibson How many times can you resurrect?

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    #32

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a rather personal question.

    </3
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see does this count with on our own or with someoone

    Shayne Randlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birthday and Christmas. I make easter look like a chump

    S. Lynne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think that says what they think it does.

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should ask the Back Alley Nails Salon people

    Tim Nicebutdim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to know a guy with the surname Christmas, he was sick of being asked if he came but once a year.

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, JC does say no masturbating so I think this must be a trick question.

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    Amity_Calamity
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they may need to...switch...how service can be called

    Aryanna Lucas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another way of saying figure it out

    Robert Kuntz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gently caress the switch plate and tell it how sleek and sexy it is. That ought to turn it on.

    Valek Fermiga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like we might need a Phillips to turn the switch on, oh well, each to there own taste I suppose....

    Kiki’sNotLookingBack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “But, there is no switch-“ “Exactly.”

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the switch switched or swiped?

    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to but…

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    #34

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    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there had been some indication close by of how to spell "clearance"...

    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, those papers were likely not written at their current location.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know black ants and red ants but never saw clear ants.

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People of Walmart, Workers of Walmart

    any rei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the ants do to them???

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear ants? Transparent, see through?

    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they question box store employee's intelligence. Once saw a person who had written "please ben" meaning "please bin" in the warehouse. If 3-letter words give you a problem....

    Max Robitzsch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the first sign is not misspelled. Though if those ants escape, they could be pretty hard to see.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a hike in the Northern Territory (Australia) on a BLISTERINGLY hot day, so when I came across a pool of water I threw myself in without a second thought. After floating for a while I looked up... and saw a sign saying NO SWIMMING. CROCODILE NESTING AREA. I have NEVER left a body of water so quietly and quickly in my life.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What DO they do here, then?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s safe for humans to swim there because there are no crocodiles?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the crocs boycotting this stretch of water, or is something else keeping them away?

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please enjoy the water! There are no crocs to be had here!

    GPZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they know crocodiles won't swim there???

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    Epsilon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurrah! She must pay for her crimes!

    Sarel Seerower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought about that word that way

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you ever think about ho-meow-ner or the-rapist?

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really, REALLY hate someone, teach him to recognize improper kerning...

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    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, well. Time is just perspective anyway.

    Blue_Mouse (queen)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guarantee to pay 100% of the bill no matter how much I pay

    JNDauterive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a garbage pick up contractor in my town that painted on every truck, “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back”!

    #38

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's vin diesel know it gonna be a whole family of chickens

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of them psycho themed killer movies where a bunch of teenagers run inside to hide from the killer

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A proper vet would still be able to save it

    jTown608
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That place gives off some serious Texas Chainsaw vibes.

    Mya Lugar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's not tasty if there is only one motorcycle there.

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is the unfortunate person who gets to enforce this? Same guy who checks to see if you are wearing underwear?

    Margaret H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the same person to check what you have in your underwear, i.e. the gender police?

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they don't even give you a ruler and a knife

    PiAnisum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, what the heck are you supposed to do, if it's bigger?? Shove it back in or fish it out and dump it somewhere else? Does anyone aside of Sheldon Cooper know the diameters of their S**t??

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously you should then use your trusty poop knife to cut it until it falls within the dimensions.

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    bluegal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. Let me just pull my measuring tape out of my pocket....???

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always take a tape measure with me to the toilet, don't you guys?

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to meet the person who can predict the size of the torpedo before it's launched from the tube.

    Karol Olson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions. Who determined the maximum poop girth and how? Why only "at this times"? When will the big poops be allowed again, or is this a long term poopbargo? What is the penalty for overpoopage? Are we assuming poorly made toilets are involved, or is this just a general warning for all areas? This is a huge pooptastrophe!

    Androgyny Lunacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reading the comments and laughing my a*s off. 🤣 I'm such a child. Poop will probably always be funny..

    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I'm your new poop measurer - gotta check it manually BEFORE it comes out.

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs signs everywhere a sign.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you, sign - you ain't gettin' me!

    NoNamePanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, those little fückers can be nasty...

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a hidden sign mine field, like that planet on Hitchhiker's Guide?

    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for bewaring of this sign.

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    A girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Camel tow" was my local car moving service that got my attention.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in Jamaica they have a thing called weed wackers.....

    Michael Hauck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack the roofer, roofing company here in Phoenix

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire a crazy person to do your yard work

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we have a term 'wack job' which would be equivalent to nut job or crazy person. We don't use the word wack like the US, at least not as often

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok that's a really clever business name for lawn care tho

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the best name though

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally would call them over something boring like Smith Landscape or the like.

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god for the yellow tapes and sign.

    John Carr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the tape wasn't there I'd guarantee that someone would still try to use it

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone finally found employment as a Karate Janitor…

    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The karate lawyer must have used that stall.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Broken' somehow seems inadequate ...demolished maybe

    General Spyro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thanks Captain Obvious.

    mr_sarcastic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the kool aid man REALLY needs to go

    jiajun xiao
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'We certainly do not want a repeat of last Monday's rather embarrassing incident'.

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know man... when you have to go, you have to go

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those of us who worked retail KNOW there WILL be one person who will try to use it anyway!!!

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange how so many people go to stay there, and are NEVER SEEN AGAIN!!

    GPZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capital punishment directive in the US

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can check out, but you cannot leave.

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    Oais Wright
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but what's that painting on top?

    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOB THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE TOLD YOU! YOU HAVE TO COME BACK WITH YOU’RE HANDS INTACT! YOU’RE FIRED!

    Kristi Gladden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is so dangerous in that bathroom that cuts off their hands????

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can I give you a hand?" "No thanks, I'm required to have my own..."

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts went to the kills slowly painting

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hope they wouldn't lose their hands in the bathroom!

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it's 5 dollars to milk 2 people? Men or women? Jeebus

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a scam to get your chores done by someone else. Dang it, Billy Bob, milk your own people.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmm...is that really sani-safe? I mean, do I get gloves or something? I mean, does my FRIEND get gloves. Asking for them of course.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I pay upfront or do I just slip the $5 to them?

    Paul Werner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the MD state fair they auction off cattle and have shoes for cows and apparently you can now milk them never seen that

    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I completely overlooked that! As a Marylander, I’m surprised that I did!

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    Robert Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well somebodies collecting money from both sides ....

    Matthew Smyth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guernsey Breeders, guaranteed breeding

    Kylie Burgoyne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm I love to eat... I MEAN meet people

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear drugs, I want to say this to you... sliders!

    Lee F.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dear yes, i want to say this to you... no!

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    Kay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever created this sign obviously did not say no to drugs...

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Say to sliders drugs 'say to no, yes'" Alright, if I ever see a slider drug, I will say "say to no, yes" thus instructing the slider drug to inform no the message "yes".

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is a prime example of people who should take their own advice

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the logical way to read these is either "Say sliders! Say no! To Drugs To Yes!" or "Say to sliders drugs say to no yes!"

    Boring Pandae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belongs to "50 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails"

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "dressing up coconuts" like "build a bear?"

    Sian Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming that this is a sign specifically outside the castle where they filmed Monty Python's Holy Grail (Doune Castle, Scotland). Coconuts = horses, Coconuts = can a swallow carry one?

    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're bangin' em togevver!"

    Vicki Doggurl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t think Scotland was tropical enough for coconuts!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're in the gift shop and you don't know what to buy someone, get them a coconut.

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dressing up coconuts sounds like an adventure

    Slarty Bartfast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like there are lots of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" cosplayers in Scotland!

    Calyx Teren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this, the Monty Python exhibition?

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [Insert joke about my beefy quarter pounder here]

    Tim Nicebutdim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have to start at the crack of Dawn?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever did this, they knew what they were doing.

    NoNamePanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the most frightening part is that billions have already been served...

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then! I hope they pay well

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    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the one in the background that tried to use a flowerpot for an O. They could have just used the sunflowers... that are already on the sign. 🤦‍♀️

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that flowerpot looks more like a "U", if you know what I mean, no pun intended.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wise man once sang, "Hell is in hello, Heaven is goodbye for ever, it's time for me to go"

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of "Hello There" to "Hell Here" Batman Returns!

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to put this on dad's grave so everyone knows where he's at.

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    Zephyr
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sign for people that see no issues here move along

    Amity_Calamity
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they need to write it in braille smh /s

    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Slow children" at play too but we stopped advertising that.

    Sarah K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why are they cross?! Who pissed them off?

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't you be slightly cross if you were blind and were told where you could and couldn't go?

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the female MORON who called in to a radio show because she was upset about the placement of "deer crossing" signs. She noted that it was in a very dangerous part of the road and she felt the deer should cross elsewhere. Like - the sign was telling THE DEER where to cross. The show's hosts were silent for a bit, absolutely dumbfounded by this woman's complete and utter stupidity. They explained to her SEVERAL times that the sign was for human DRIVERS to be aware that deer tended to cross the road at that particular spot and to watch out for them. She finally got it & just hung up. They laughed at her for weeks.

    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You have to remember, these are simple farming folk, the common clay of the new west... you know... morons...." XD

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I hope they see our sign, boss!"

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a statement or a request?

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that kind of like a DEER CROSSING sign?

    Shayne Randlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making them reach way up in the air like that to read the Braille seems kind of mean...

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a particularly awkward Christmas...

    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No,that was TOTALLY awkward Christmas!

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    DooooCrime
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting the sexual implications aside, this is presumably from Mother's day right? Why would a mom be GIVING a gift on Mother's day? Unless it's just a random churchy thought for no particular reason, totally possible.

    Matthew Smyth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as 'Hinduism United Methodist Church'. Anybody else? Just me? Ah, ok...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how you become a mother.

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's hope this sign prevents a repeat of last Thursday's incident."

    GPZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, it's two minimum

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this kind of toilet seat! Why do they even exist???

    Tiramisu 🇵🇸
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign can’t stop me, ‘cause I can’t read!

    #53

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it- not Drively again. Wish that guy would leave.

    Anthony Jordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet your brain read it as "Please Drive Slowly."

    Kalon Suszko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when you hire illegals that don't know how to speak English, to make signs.

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    Groaver Andout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a part-time mincer?

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if he keeps his d*ck out of the bacon slicer. They keep quitting and its getting harder to hire a new bacon slicer

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And suddenly, the way Bullock's is spelt suddenly makes a lot of sense if your from Britain/Ireland

    Sarah K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A semi with a semi.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The wife is insatiable these days..."

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    Duncan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Seinfeld. "George, I'd like you to have this job, of course....."

    Kalon Suszko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to keep a Polock in suspense..........

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    #56

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    GPZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the original and subsequently deleted scene from Paddington. They were forced to refilmed it with Paddington using electric toothbrushes to clean his ears instead.

    Kat-Renee Kittel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't know this was a brush I would think he was doing something else... In the last two pictures.

    #57

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gee.. look how much we made in fines this year"

    any rei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technology is not everybody's forte

    S Mi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to scan without a phone and camera

    Duncan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I scan the QR without my phone?

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    Sawdust
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet tomorrow it'll be even cheaper!

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way! How long could they keep up dramatic price drops like this?!

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wondered, if they raised the price by one cent on everything they sell, in every store, what would the yearly profit be?

    Deb Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a good bargain!

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    #59

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Before you were born, your mom and I paid your parking fees here...."

    Cindy Brick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a car brakes, and no one is there to hear it...does it still make a sound?

    jiajun xiao
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life hack: commit suicide then pay the fee in heaven

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    #60

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The handle broke off from repeated use

    Justapersonwholikesspacewizards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that’s how we lost the dinos. Luckily we still have our resident feathered one!

    Nezuko_Chan
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I went to this place once my dad brought me

    #61

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    any rei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a graphic designer I always wonder 🤔 purpose or everyone was blind

    Jay Son
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the fitness footlong mentioned in the other meme?

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    #63

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    Lizard Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the largest tomato - pineapples I've ever seen

    bluegal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be tomatoes, used to be watermelons, now it's pineapples.

    any rei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the Tomatopineapplemelons

    Deb Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so many things to ponder... is it a watermelon? is it a pineapple? is it a tomato? is this the same store as the other produce signs post? I'll post there too.

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    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is genuinely hilarious though. I would go in just to ask who decided to make the sign and recommend that person be given a raise. XD

    #66

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    Phil Foulkes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest in peace Gay Sheet Metal...

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too used to metal work to not know what that sign actually says. Dies are tools that shape metal.

    Charley128
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the idea of a guy happy to touch my sheet metal.

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    #67

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    Russell Rieckenberg
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the New York Post December 20, 2017. So what the hell is it? Is there really a granny standing by with a gallon of the good stuff? In truth, the fliers are an elaborate prank done by artist and comedian Alan Wagner. And the 26-year-old is shocked at how much traction it’s gotten. “They have been up for a week and the site [has] half-a-million hits already which is way more than we anticipated,” Wagner tells The Post. The Michigan native — whose day job is directing and editing at a video conglomerate — staged the disturbing scene inside his Los Angeles garage with the help of his college pal, Sydney Marquez. “I really like the image I came up with. This old woman bathing men, and it’s ambiguous what anyone is getting out of it. Nobody seems to be enjoying it, [and] yet they are partaking in it.”

    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filling that tub with almond milk would cost more than my house

    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't which is more disturbing - the naked man in the the bath of milk or the ghost lady.

    DeVille
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look so much like a Billy Corgan? I cannot unsee it!

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    #68

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly this is just Click & Collect with a C photoshopped out.

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    GPZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New postal stamp promotion

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because once you licked it, it's yours! No one wants your nasty germs!

    #70

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    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs&pp=ygUTd2hhdCdzIGEgbWF0dGVyIHlvdQ%3D%3D

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, remember it well. I guess that makes me old...

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    Thenatural
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waddya think you do? Why you looka so sad?

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a matter you eh? Gotta no respect...

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welcome to Camp Wamy Hao Atutter!"

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is this even supposed to say?

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    #72

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe come in, we're cloopseend

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloopseend sounds like a Dutch word XD

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    #73

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    Lizard Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they ran out of watermelon signs and boxes

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supermarket gaslighting. Am so confused now.

    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who loves eating round cuCumbers? cus i do

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are obviously not cantaloupe. They're cucumbers, read the box. Duh!

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there’s sunset inspired flavor cucumbers too?? What is this flavor????

    Deb Smith
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so many things to ponder... is it a watermelon? is it a cantaloupe? are the cucumbers really out of stock? is this the same store as the other produce signs post? I'll post there too.

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it a break guys it's going through an identity crisis!

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    #75

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    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kind of like Fight Club

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thursday? Why, yes, I'll have a glass of water.

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    #76

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you aren't careful, you could lose your s.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christine's "big boned" aunt

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must live in Texas. Here in Massachusetts, the maximum is 4 adult passengers.

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely read the fine print before going onto this bus

    #77

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be bragging about that if I were you, Oscar.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, even if Oscar can't spell worth shît, you'd think the sign company would be able to.

    not human
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the eggplant emoji on the number plate completes it

    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oscar has a lot to give

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a republican, doesn't even know whether to use to, too, or two...

    #82

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left-hand sign is absolutely right. That door is closed.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an intersection in a US state where the default is 'right on red after stopping'. The sign notes that this intersection is an exception to the rule, that you must wait for the green arrow.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can't wash my hands, does that mean I don't have to go back to work?

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    #91

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    Ripley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phil McCrackin's Hot Crack Filling!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in Connecticut. There are loads of places in New England where multiple routes overlap. Routes 67 and 188 cross over one another, overlapping for about 150 meters before separating to different destinations. This sign is neither dumb nor useless; it's a necessary directional indicator.

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    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Head this way... But it's a dead end... Actually, y'know what, I changed my mind: nobody is allowed down here!

    #94

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is aimed not at legitimate paying customers but people just wandering in off the street

    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be illegal either way. ALso I think it IS illegal to deny people a cup of water in some US states if not all the US....

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    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of restaurant doesn't allow customers to use the restroom? I've seen some pretty horrible restaurant restrooms, but never been to a place that didn't allow customers in there.

    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prosecuted for what exactly?

    Sandy D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This place won't be around long!!

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