Some fails in life are totally understandable. Maybe you ran your fastest and still came second to the track star, or maybe you missed the top exam score by just three marks. It happens, and honestly, it’s all part of growing up. But others? Well, let’s just say a little common sense could have saved the day.
In this hilarious roundup, we’re diving into the world of funny, avoidable fails, from “you had one job” disasters to mistakes that make you facepalm in secondhand embarrassment. Keep scrolling for a reminder that we’re all just one tiny misstep away from internet fame!
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Upon Arriving To Help Get My Keys Out Of My Car, The Aaa Guy Locked His Keys In His Car And Had To Call Aaa
Had a similar. Flat tire, no spare. Had to hitchhike to get phone reception 5 miles away. Tow truck driver shows up three hours later (rural area in the mountains of Colorado) and promptly locks his keys in the tow truck. It was a long night...
I used to keep a spare key in my wallet. But I then locked my wallet inside my car.
I ended up duct taping a copy to the back of my license plate. I'm really bad about locking my keys in my car 🥴
Load More Replies...David Mitchell had basically this as a card read on "Would I Lie To You" :)
My Buddy Didn't Know His "Reason To Be An Organ Donor" Response Would Be On The Front Of The Registry Website
First, that's an awesome reason. Second, isn't "no reason not to" a good enough reason?
There was actually an attempt to make law here in my country that was based on this thought. Basically everybody would have become an organ donor by default, unless you'd object personally. Shame it didn't pass
Load More Replies...should make organ donation automatic. Make you come up with a reason to justify not doing it
I agree. Opt out, not opt in. I don’t care if you actively don’t want to — don’t! But so many people would actually be open to it just don’t say so. And yeah, if I’m dead I’m not using them, so… 🤷🏻♀️
Load More Replies...All laughs aside, and I did laugh at this...51 weeks ago, a complete stranger's decision to check the organ donor box resulted in my receiving a new heart, basically giving me a bonus life. I cannot express enough gratitude to this person, and their family. Please be an organ donor, you won't need the parts wherever you wind up when you die.
I’ve always been an organ doner no issue with it at all once I’m dead I ain’t gonna need em now am I ! N if it can save someone else’s life mine wasn’t for nothing !
The problem with donating organs in the united states is that everybody makes huge sums of money while the donors next of kin get absolutely nothing. If a person can't afford the100's of thousands of dollars to pay for the surgery they just die.
I Think My Wife Forgot She Was 7 And A Half Months Pregnant When She Tried To Hide So She Could Jump Out And Scare Me
We all have those days when mistakes just happen out of nowhere. Maybe you’re distracted thinking about what to cook for dinner or stressing about an upcoming meeting. It’s normal for your mind to wander and little errors to slip through. Most of the time, these mistakes are small and harmless. Like ending up with two oversized trash cans or buying a toy too big for your cat. But in business? Some slip-ups can quickly spiral into full-on chaos!
To understand more about how small mistakes can impact a business, Bored Panda spoke with Mridu Jain. She’s the founder of Chiyo, a brand known for quirky, handcrafted jewelry that instantly catches your eye. With her experience creating playful, artistic pieces, Mridu has seen firsthand how easily things can go wrong. “Designing jewelry takes a lot of precision and creativity,” she explains. “And sometimes, after a long day, you forget small but crucial steps.” Those tiny mistakes can lead to big laughs or big headaches.
My Father’s Chair Failing At A Coast Guard Change Of Command
Couldn’t Do This Again If I Tried
Actually, my son did that three throws in a row! Was hilarious!
Load More Replies...is it bad that I know exactly what this is referring to? I need to play less dnd...
Load More Replies...For those of you who remember Ed Ames' appearance on the Tonight Show, ...
She is already being followed by major league baseball scouts as word has gotten around that she also throws a 101mph fastball that's been described as "heavy with a little tail"
Poor Guy Got Stung, Looks Funny As Hell Though
Go ahead, try. No, really, I'll just sit back here and see what happens. 😂
Load More Replies...That looks painful. Did the vet give him anything for the discomfort/pain? Do not boop that!
“Once, after spending hours perfecting a necklace design, I forgot to save the final version,” Mridu shares. “I sent the wrong draft to production without even realizing it!” Imagine expecting a sleek minimalist piece and getting something wild instead. Thankfully, Mridu’s team does trial runs before finalizing products. Otherwise, some customers would have received designs that looked more like abstract art than jewelry. “It’s funny now," she says, "but back then, it was panic mode!”
Their studio even has a special box filled with these funny 'fail' designs. "We call it the Museum of Mistakes," Mridu jokes. You’ll find an earring shaped unintentionally like a mini carrot and a necklace that somehow looks like spaghetti. These “oops” moments are a reminder that even creative minds aren’t perfect. “Sometimes the mistakes are so hilarious that they deserve to be preserved,” she laughs. After all, creativity always has its messy side.
Your Dad Is Now Officially Cooler Than You
Lesson: Make sure the shipping address is correct. Reason: You're not getting it back from your Dad.
Nice, but not Anduril. That is a two-handed sword, probably modeled on the English Greatsword. Two-handed swords could not be worn in a scabbard at the belt, because they averaged about four feet long or more.
Load More Replies...Accidentally Printed This Wedding Photo On The Wrong Side Of The Paper. I Haven't Laughed That Hard In A Long Time. My 3 Nieces On The Left Around My Mom And The Handsome Groom On The Right
Second from the left looks like the start of a new urban legend.
Looks like some of the photos I take, minus the finger or thumb of course.
This Typo Is A Rough Way To Start A Book
Urine for a good book of hilariously misspelled words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Custom orders can get even trickier, Mridu explains. “Even after confirming everything, customers sometimes send the wrong names or spellings,” she says. Autocorrect is usually the guilty party, turning ‘Neha’ into ‘Nehru’ or ‘Anaya’ into ‘Array.’ For a brand that prides itself on personalization, these tiny errors can cause a big dilemma. “At the end of the day, it’s wasted time, materials, and resources,” she adds. That’s why triple-checking is now a must at Chiyo.
Mridu also shared a time when a mistake became a surprise success story. “We had a necklace completely go wrong during production, but it turned out looking so cool!” she recalls. Instead of rejecting it, the customer loved it for being one-of-a-kind. “It’s nice when people appreciate the uniqueness, even if it wasn’t what we planned,” she says. Sometimes, in art and in life,, the best results are the unexpected ones.
Mistakes Have Been Made
The pup that's stuck does not look amused. And the other pupper's like "I told you your @** was too fat to fit".
A Friend Forgot To Change Their Document Name When Submitting It
I'm a professor and if I received this I'd probably laugh so hard I'd pee a little!
New Fear Unlocked
Yeah, but a good mechanic deserves bouquets of flowers, chocolate, kisses and hugs. Gotta take care of those guys.
Load More Replies...Boss: *sobbing with joy* "I KNEW she liked me back! This is the happiest day of my life!"
I end most calls with family and close friends with, "Love you bye," so out of habit I end up saying it to strangers on the phone... a lot. Usually, we have a laugh about it
This is reason number one why I DON’T throw “Love you” around w***y nilly.
Load More Replies...Ive done this before an easy mistake. I bet her boss had a good chuckle
My son did that once, he was talking to his male friend - they laughed.
Color mismatches are another common mishap, especially when dealing with WhatsApp. “Pictures can be so deceiving,” Mridu says. “The lighting, the camera quality, even filters, they all change how colors look.”
There have been cases where a client expected deep navy blue but got a lighter royal blue instead. “Now we send videos, multiple photos, and even courier small samples if needed,” she explains.
I Ordered Wrapping Paper Online, There Was A Mistake And Now I Have A Massive Poster Of My Face, I'm Not Even Mad
This way they know the present is from you. It is a gift of yourself.
How did they get the photo? You must have included it with the order somehow.
I think she was trying to order wrapping paper with her picture on it.
Load More Replies...Please give it to your mother and tell her you were thinking of her. You'll get brownie points with your parents.
She doesn't have a waistband. Her shirt is tied up short and the ends of the tie are lying on her exposed stomach.
Load More Replies...The Ice Cream Cake I Ordered For Valentine’s Day Said “I Love You” But Some Of The Letters Fell Off During Transit
I would be chin deep in that before they finished explaining the missing letters! Looks yummy 😋
My 5 Year Old's Attempt To Forge My Signature. Nailed It
My son tried this in 3rd grade. In his very best, 3rd grade printing, he signed his dad's name "Bill Jones" (not real name). It was hilarious!! We still have it
Oh, so convincing..did it work, I wonder? The hearst say it all for me
My daughter recently admitted that years ago, she forged her dad's signature and did a good enough job that she got to go on a field trip. Dad's signature was easier than mine to forge apparently.
Mistakes don’t just happen at the design stage, Mridu points out. Packaging errors can be just as stressful. “Imagine sending a delicate handmade piece in the wrong box size; it could ruin the entire experience!” she says.
They’ve had close calls with packaging supplies running out or fragile pieces not getting extra padding. That’s why her team has strict quality control now. “No jewelry leaves without a proper checklist,” Mridu insists. Attention to detail matters, especially in the luxury world.
My Friends Mom Tried To Make A Hedgehog Cake For Her Birthday
You're too young to remember Hellraiser, presumably? Look up "pinhead" and this is almost already there.
Load More Replies...Note To Self... Check The Dimensions Of Everything Before Ordering On Amazon
Only if the hamster was a baby... that is one tiny cat tree
Load More Replies...Wow! How much space does he take up on the bed? Do you have to beg for space?
So The Real Question Is Did The Cops Like The New Haircut?
It's nice to know the police are being proactive about school shootings. Sorry about the privacy violation. One person inconvenienced against 15 dead/wounded is acceptable to me.
Yeah, I had the same thought. It should not be necessary, but given the fact that it currently is, I'm glad this police force is on top of things.
Load More Replies...YAY fir MURICA 😢.... JFC this is so sad and pathetic. Be sure to thank your friendly neighborhood republiklan politician as well as the local chapter of the NRA.
Handling mistakes gracefully is key, according to Mridu. “We don’t shy away from owning our errors,” she says. If a piece genuinely doesn’t match expectations because of a mistake on their end, they always offer solutions. “At the end of the day, the client’s happiness is everything,” she smiles. And while some customers get frustrated, others appreciate the honesty. “It builds trust,” she adds, “and customers remember that long after they forget the mistake.”
A Cliff, Herbert? Really?
Jeez. My roomba jumped the stoop and headed down the driveway. Husband just came in the door. Didn't know I bought it. Was rather surprised it rushed him.
Hey, c'mon now, that's at least 3 times his height. I'd be freaked out if I were dangling 15-1/2 feet above a hard surface, too.
a must read for anyone with a robot vacuum: "All The Dust That Falls" by Zaifyr
Would this be school appropriate? Sorry- as a teacher it is tough to find good short stories
Load More Replies...I’ve Made A Huge Mistake
I had one like that, made people take a second look. Mine had a smile showing teeth so a coworker dared me to blacken out a front tooth LOL
I had one with Trump's face with a bizarre expression. Made people uncomfortable. Nice.
My Mom Tried To Make Cute Cinnamon Rolls
Still, Mridu says it's important for customers to understand the handmade nature of the work. “Tiny variations make handcrafted jewelry special,” she says. No two pieces are identical, and that’s part of the beauty.
But if major errors happen, like misspelled names or wrong designs, they take full responsibility. “Custom jewelry means working together with the client,” she explains. “Communication is the secret sauce behind happy customers and great designs!”
My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book
Anyone else seeing demon fingerprints? I'd fight a dark lord for my old spiral-bound copy, but not the new version.
Definitely not the new version... what were they thinking?
Load More Replies...Wow! We just weeded out our cookbooks but we definitely kept our copy of that! We don't have one with demon prints on it though.
I have the same one, it belonged to my grandma
Load More Replies...I have this cookbook on my kitchen counter right now! Given to me by my mother. 😊
Learn From My Mistakes
Oh Dear. Hope he can get the kid to back up his story when Momma asks questions. And she will...
I think she'll buy it, who gets a hickey on their forehead?
Load More Replies...My brother did this with a pop it and had 2 killer spots for a few days!
I would have thought that pretty obvious if you have tried a suction cup anywhere on your body ..arms, legs ..
Hallmark Was Running Out Of Mother's Day Cards So I Had To Improvise
Once went through so many cards looking for the perfect one for my Mom, that I ended up with the perfect sentiment inside...problem was that the front said "for someone who's been like a mother to me" lol she laughed, I was mortified, but laughed. after that, i wasn't allowed to buy cards anymore, so we would pick them out, read them to each other & put them back. good times
I think that's a great idea! I feel like cards are a waste anyway. They're so expensive now-I've seen cards upwards of $7! And that's a lot of money to spend on a piece of paper someone will read once, and then either throw away, or keep in a drawer somewhere. My husband and I don't even do cards anymore. We just do what you do. And if I have to get a card for anyone else, I go straight to the dollar rack. If it ain't there, they ain't gettin' it, lol! I'll just handwrite a nice note. I love your idea. This way you get to share the sentiment, the laughter, and the memory, and save your money for things you guys can really use, for yourselves and each other.
Load More Replies...If my 16 y/o son gave me this, I'd laugh my àss off! And tell him I was proud of him, for being able to think on his feet and he creative! 😂😂😂😂
All these experiences have taught Mridu one thing: a sense of humor is vital. “Without it, you’ll drive yourself crazy!” she laughs. Running a business is already stressful enough without letting minor mishaps ruin your day. She encourages every entrepreneur to embrace mistakes as part of the process. “Every error teaches you something new,” she says. Whether it’s about double-checking emails or taking time to rest, there’s always a lesson hidden inside.
My Son's Failed Attempt At Hide And Seek
I think it's a trick, he isn't actually in the picture.
Load More Replies...She Understood The Assignment…literally
Her math worksheet asked what tools she’d use to solve the problem. Most kids probably said “number line” or “counters.” My daughter? “A pencil, eraser.” She’s not wrong. 😂
Definitely gonna need 80+ m&ms or Skittles or something to sort....
Load More Replies...This is why you only buy one kind of socks. So you don't have to do math.
All my socks are super passive, just lying around. Y'all have active socks? Like the red shoes fairytale, but with socks? 😄
Load More Replies...to learn how to think beyond simple associations; otherwise you may end up president and the whole world laughs at you
Load More Replies...My youngest thinks like that as well. When he was almost four - he was starting a new preschool. Teacher asked him, "when do you turn four?" He looked at her like she was crazy and deadpanned, "...on... my.... birthday..."
Looks Like A Delicious Threat
Hmmm, I need to try a piece, or two, or three, just to make sure there're no problems with the recipe. Can you mail them to me?
I have a 10 year relationship cycle. Judge me. My current situation is 15 years but we keep forgetting our anniversary so my husband concluded the "lost years" don't count. On the positive side, I'm keeping him if he'll have me. It's a fun tradition though. " C r a p, our anniversary was last month. Bummer. Guess we're in for another year". I love October.
In my reality, "Cake." is a complete sentence that needs no further explanation.
Anniversary of WHAT?! I've asked this question many times and nobody ever gives an answer. Anniversary of first message, first date, first kiss, first time sleeping together, when they moved in, when they became exclusive, when they first said "I love you". What?
First time mürdering a hobo and disposing of the body
Load More Replies...He'll get a big laugh out of it. Baking for the first time? YOU get the first slice.
In the end, whether it’s an accidental carrot earring or a hilarious name mix-up, mistakes are part of the creative journey. They make the work memorable and add character to every brand. So next time you slip up, take a breath, laugh a little, and fix it with grace. Just like these posts, sometimes the quirkiest, weirdest moments bring the biggest smiles. Which one of these made you laugh? Let us know!
My Grandma, An Avid Gardener, Has Been Wearing This Mask For Weeks. The Checkout Lady At The Store Today Explained It To Her
My MIL has a bucket hat with the same pattern, it's fuchsia instead of blue. I explained it to her, but she doesn't gaf, she'll wear it anyway
I'm sure countless people were quietly enjoying her mask. Cashier spoiled everybody's fun!
My grandma, mom and I visited my brother in his new home. There was a HUGE pot plant in the living room. Grandma INSISTED on getting a "start" of that plant because it was so beautiful and went on an on about my bro's green thumb!
I would wear it too for colours, but I recognise the green leaves, maybe add a flower or two to each leaf, would change the first perspective?
I Thought I Had Put Socks On My Son This Morning. Turns Out They Were Gloves. My Mother In Law Sent Me This
D**n it... just laughed so hard my students are concerned for my safety
Load More Replies...Dad Made The Classic Mistake Of Buying Something On Amazon Without Checking It's Size. We Now Have Two 10 Foot Lamps
Try looking a little further https://www.masterkool.es/en/kindle_living_gas_patio_heater.html
Load More Replies...ok can we all look at this dads feet? 100% he slipped on his wife's or daughters flip flops to go outside and take this pic. those do not fit his feet and look like cute girlie flip flops. why do guys do this then stretch out the leather of the straps? my guy does this too when he takes out the trash and "cant find his shoes"....
That is interesting lamps that large must be odd outdoor decor items .(all a spoof) .nah bedroom totem tems no.. mail "return to sender" more like it. Are they real?
Ran A Test Print At Work... Oops
After 30 years in tech support, I would wear that shirt.
Load More Replies...I would too except that it's got their printer's IP address on it.
Load More Replies...My New Auto-Folding Umbrella Just Ejected When I Tried To Open It
The Cake We Ordered For My Daughter’s 14th Birthday Party… Her Name Is Ana
Soooo easy to fix! Two small snips, remove a few mms of that red line: instant !
I see no M anywhere....i would remove the L or turn it into an !
Load More Replies...Thank you. I did not get it until I read your comment.
Load More Replies...No did Ana's mum removed the l /L/exclamation mark, the kit back so the baker could fix up the icing...why put the 'l ' thing anyhow?
I think it's an exclamation point drawn too long.
Load More Replies...Oh no. Hum, I'd take a knife and very carefully take out the exclamation mark.
“My Hair Would’ve Loved This 2 In 1”
"My hair would've loved this" sounds like he sees the humor in it at least.
just because he has no hair on his head doesn't mean he can't have hair other places
And people will by anything with a celebrity endorsement - it's sad all around!
Load More Replies...I literally just saw this yesterday and shared a laugh with other shoppers.
I Tried To Grow Potatoes, 10 Weeks After I Get This
Ahh, self sufficiency. Bringing in the harvest is a good feeling. I had similar success with home grown onions.
siht, thanks for reminding me, I should pick my green onions before they die. I have one that grew well, then one that kind of stopped growing at about half the size of a normal one.
Load More Replies...My entire cherry crop one year was one cherry. It was a really good cherry, though.
To go along with the eggs from our back yard chickens the gop recommended we raise.
Growing stuff would be lovely, but I think I'm growing stuff for the wildlife 'cos they seem to get it first. 😞
Bro Was Trying To Commit Robocide
I used to have those springy door stops, until my dog found out how much fun they were to play with in the middle of the night.
Same but my cat stared directly at me and paw-flicked them at 3:30am because if im asleep or trying to sleep then I'm not paying her attention and im possibly also not eating something I could share
Load More Replies...Never had one, but that looks pretty good switching itself on and off, I assume OH it is the thingy on the door to stop it banging the walls when. door is pushed too hard when feeling,,..oh.....I get it it.. now
My Grandma Got My Brother This Card For His Birthday Because It Said He Was "Cool"
When I'm old, I plan to do stuff like this and pretend like I don't know better lol
Grandma Likes To Get Us Puzzles For Christmas. She Thought It Was An Elf
I can see how she could make that mistake. Okay, I'm a great-grandma too!
Selfie Fail
I was going to make a comment about the new D!ck Tracy villain, 'Mayonnaise Face'. Then I scrolled down a little...
My Wife Had A Car Accident On Sunday. She Is Ok Except For A Massive Cut On Her Forehead. Ironically This Is What Made The Incision
She’s A Real Buyer
They would only have this if the customer has a loyalty card of some sort. And that's exactly the purpose of a loyalty card - to keep tabs on shopping habits.
Load More Replies...Such a good customer should be greeted at the door and have a personal shopper/aide with her at all times when in the store.
My Girlfriend's Grandma Thought The iPad Was A Cutting Board
Why not? Grandma might not be the only person living in the home. I watch podcasts while I cook. People look up recipes. There's lots of reasons.
Load More Replies...Oh no, reminds me of the time my mother wrote a note on the back of her great-grandson's early learning book. She thought it was a notepad.
This Feels Almost Dystopian
I was in a Subway restaurant once when a couple of guys in suits came in and started taking pictures of everything. (Before cell phones had cameras so it was notable.) Then they demanded to see the owner who came out of the back looking pale as a ghost and they made him start taking down all the menus and signs. A couple of days later the store was rebranded Sun-way but still served basically the exact same stuff.
There's a burger place in the Netherlands called Burgermeester (the same joke, but in Dutch)
Load More Replies...Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally
At least it wasn't on fire. https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/18ejpfx/wcgw_if_someone_plays_with_sparklers_near_a/
LOL! That panicked cry when someone poured their drink on the flaming tree, "Not the alcohol!"
Load More Replies...OMG didn't see that until I saw your comment.... I would like some answers as well
Load More Replies...You won't be able to see it once the leaves fill out in the Spring.
Forgot To Take The Chocolate Easter Bunny Out Of The Car
Hubby forgot to take the expensive chocolate squirrel out of his car. He told our son that the Easter bunny must have found it on the side of the road somewhere 🤣
The Cake That Was Ordered And The Cake That Arrived
Was Pretty St***d Last Night, I Wonder Why I Didn't Get Up On Time
SHITFÁCED. The word is SHITFÁCED. It means "very drunk".
My Friend's GF's Dad Sent Them An Xxxxl Cutting Board For Their Housewarming By Mistake
Add a leg at each corner, and you have a combination card table and charcuterie board.
Certainly helpful when it’s time to dismember the bodies of your enemies.
I Tried To Create A Fun, Educational Sticker Display For Our Daughter On The Patio Door And Accidentally Made Baby’s First Ouija Board
Put it over the living room couch, string up Christmas lights, and play 'Stranger Things'!
Looks Like You Got A New Album Cover
In Three Years Of Teaching, This Is, By Far, My Favorite Student Error
Ancient History
There are more than one research area where studies more than five years old are considered suspect.
1890 would be the late 1800s, or the end of the 19th century. You add 1 when naming the century (such as 1900s being the 20th century) because you start from 0AD
Load More Replies...My Sister Sent My 11 Year Old Nephew To School Today With What She Thought Was A Fresca Packed In His Lunch
My mom taught first grade. One kid brought a wine cooler in his lunch. It was in one of those packages that look like Capri Sun. His mom was mortified.
That is very funny. When my son was around 15, he went to a weekend retreat with some friends. I was traveling a lot and he knew I had zippy bags with travel size toiletry items ready to grab and go so he grabbed one without double checking the contents. That night he goes to brush his teeth and pulls out a small tube of hemorrhoid cream. He, his buddies, the chaperones, and I, when he got home, had a huge laugh.
My Dog's Failed Attempt At Catching A Ball
I Was So Excited For My New Shirt From My Fav Band. I Didn't See It Until My Husband Started Laughing
Baked Potato Chips Came Out Looking Like Used C**doms. Maybe I Should've Just Used The Air Fryer
A cast-iron skillet with butter would have yielded better results than this!
Why Some Things Aren't Dishwasher-Safe
Yes, That's Definitely How Braille Works
Made a pit stop at a gas station while going to Fargo ND and saw this in the "family" restroom. I wish I was lying.
Friends, Always Read The Card Before You Give It To Your Wife
Someone In Our Lab Forgot Proper Attire Today
Lab manager for 30 years here - this does not work.
Load More Replies...Tried Evening Out My Tan From The Other Day, Didn't Go So Well
In Germany it is called "Fürst Pückler Eiscreme".
Load More Replies...My Girlfriend Knitted Me A Sweater. This Is On You, She Learned Knitting From Here
It's an excellent sweater. OP's just the wrong size is all.
I Mean They Kinda Look Like Rats Who Ate Too Much Cookies
If you mound the dough way higher than you think you should, they won't spread like that. Ask me how I know....
Isn't this a simple, easy-to-correct baking error? ('Easy to correct' in the next batch, that is.) Maybe not enough flour, wrong temperature, something like that.
I think the best option for shaped cookies is simply using a recipe that doesn't spread. Different types will stay put in different ways.
Load More Replies...I don't see the problem. This is exactly what skinned rats look like after 25 mins at 325°F.
I Give Him A Week Before He Can't Find A Single Pair
"Dear Reading Glasses makers, we do not need a tiny, temporary reading strength label adhered to the lens itself. WE NEED THE STRENGTH IN BIG PERMANENT NUMBERS ON THE FRAME."
Tried Baking A Pie. Ended Up Baking The Necronomicon
Do not insult the pie! It looks much better than Elon Musk.
Load More Replies...My Son Turned 1 Yesterday. This Was The Topper To His Space Themed Cake
Face Ride?
There is no luck here; she meant "fave ride?"
Load More Replies...My Wife's Attempts At Growing Tomatoes Always Fail. Seeing This Didn't Help
Well, Apparently Ruby Understands Budget Cuts Very Well
Someone In My Office Apparently Tried To Xerox Whatever Was On Their iPad Screen
On a daily basis i ask for screenshots form error messages... regularly people then email me a picture of their computer screen which they took with their phone.
Made Cake Toppers For My Wedding And Forgot To Check The Oven's Temp Before Putting My Fiancée In
I Made A Mistake And Bought The Wrong Gas Lift For My Chair
Now all you need is an Aston-Martin DB5 to mount it in, as the passenger seat. (If you want to be *really* fancy, get a SawsAll to cut a panel in the roof!)
A Mistake Was Made. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar
To Make A Frog My First Try And Possibly My Last
The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave
Slightly of topic, but the shape of the jar does not match the usual shape of Nutella jars. Or do they have different shapes in e.g. the US? (Edit: thanks for all the replies 😊 I wasn't aware of this, as the Nutella glasses in Germany usually have "broad shoulders" - making it not ideal to turn it into a drinking glass. In contrast to a lot of mustard glasses, but that's off topic).
That looks like the sort we have in the UK (although I've seen several kinds). These have a pull-off lid, and when the jar is empty you can reuse it as a drinking glass.
Load More Replies...So I See You Guys Like English Writing On Clothes In Asia. I Saw This Guy In South Korea And Asked If He Knew What His Shirt Said, He Didn't Speak English
The Souvenir I Bought For Myself When I Visited Japan. I Live In The USA
I usually buy playing cards when I'm on holiday because I like the fact that the face cards have different names or letters. In France, the ace is just a 1 and the King, Queen and Jack are Roi, Dame and Valet. Just adds novelty when playing cards with friends.
Load More Replies...Luckily We Checked This Thrift Store Jenga Game Before Giving It To The Kids For Christmas
My Dad Ordered A Sign For His "Tuck Shop"
Shoutout To My Mom Who Very Kindly Brought Me "Dumbells" From The Basement And Even Washed Them So I Could Work Out At Home With Weights - Turns Out These Are Old Soviet-Era Hand Grenades
In the LifeofBoris videos, he uses a masher that looks like a stick grenade. Guess what he does every time he picks it up (before using it to mash food)
I always thoght those 'potato masher' grenades were better for throwing that the ones the US uses
They were, drastically better, the wooden handle allowed for more leverage during the throw which built up more momentum as the heavy end on the grenade would cause it to flip end over end.
Load More Replies...To Have Chickens Make A Jack’o’lantern
My chickens ate most of a 1"x24"x36" styrofoam board, one peck at a time I guess. It had blown under a table on the patio over the winter and I had no idea until I grabbed the remaining 8" of board. No mess, no white dots floating around... But also, no styrofoam in the output, the yard, or the chicken shed. No chickens in distress, still no idea.
... Does there maybe need to be something put *into* the holes to attract the chickens to those locations?
"He's Even Written Out The Tab On The Back Since It Failed To Print"
This Guy Who Was Drunk As F*ck Tried To Shazam In The Silent Disco
Shazam is an app that can find songs for you. A silent disco is an event like a disco except everyone wears headphones he's holding his phone, trying to find the song playing but the song playing are in headphones everybody is wearing
Some people are sensitive to sounds. Some people get over stimulated with loud music.
Load More Replies...It means everyone is listening to their own music through headphones but dancing together in the same place. So the "disco" would not have any audible music playing.
Load More Replies...I Spilled Water On My Phone And Asked My Grandfather To Put It In Rice To Dry It Out. He Thought I Meant Cook It With Rice
"Jean,
Don't ask because you don't want to know."
Really? Worked for me once in the 00s. Jumped in a pool fully dressed with my phone in my back pocket to rescue my nephew who was about to go under, remembered the phone when I got out to change. Put it in a bag of rice with the battery out, and 24 hours later it powered back on. It was never quite right, but every function worked. Granted, this was before smart phones, but that doesn't look like a smart phone anyways.
Load More Replies...Sister-In-Law Orders A Japanese Whiskey For Me Every Christmas. I Don’t Think She Read The Description This Time When She Shipped Me A $50 Bottle Of Soy Sauce
I Think There Was A Bit Of A Misunderstanding Here
To Get A Picture Of A Hot Dog Bun
You know that scene in The Good Place where Janet keeps giving Micheal (can’t spell) cacti ?
If they want a hotdog bun, just "bun" will not give them a hotdog bun, and "hotdog bun" didn't get just the bun either.
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My Friend Usually Has His S**t Together, But We All Make Mistakes
Meh. Screwdriver, adjustable wrench, pair of pliers, and a little time and elbow grease. No harm, no foul.
Yep just take apart the garage and remove the shelf
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Trying To Make Dinosaur Cookies
Strangely Enough I Kind Of Want One
He Died
$400+ Dollar Order For The Place I Work, We Can’t Send Them Back
I imagine there's a box on the order form / site to put what you want printed on the frames, and people inexplicably think these orders are read and processed by actual humans, when in reality the entire process is automated and any text entered is printed verbatim. This is why the iPad in a previous post has "I don't want anything engraved, thanks" on it.
Load More Replies...My Carnivore Husband Bought Some New Deli "Meat" Bc It Said It's Unreal...he Thought They Meant The Taste
From the OP: "I absolutely watched in anticipation before I pointed out his mistake. Worth it for the look on his face hahahaaa. I tried a nibble just to see if he was being a baby. Nope. I've had good veggie burgers before and want to try other plant based meat but this was pretty foul and a strange dry texture." Apparently nasty.
Load More Replies...No Words
IIRC, this was because the mother kept interfering with the haircut as the stylist was trying to do it. This was the outcome.
Apparently the hairdresser walked away and the mum tried doing it herself. And the hairdresser got fired by her manager.
Load More Replies...I assumed adult daughter and the mum is just having a rant on Facebook. I don’t know why you think she’s a teenager.
Load More Replies...I know the look she was going for. Anyone who wants that look probably has this coming to them lol
Package Was Opened By Neighbor... Was Foot Fungus Powder
At least they’ll be less likely to open my things again.
Eh, it might have been. When I lived in big apartments building, once they did put my package together with other person's package in to the same locker to collect. As I was waiting for amazon package, I did not even consider box size or reading the recipient - I trusted that they added my packages in the locker.
Load More Replies...Could have been worse-at least it wasn't the 12 inch Black Mamba vibrator..
Accidentally Bought A 17 1/2 In Screwdriver With A 1/2in Flat Head. I Don’t Know What This Is Used For, But I’m Keeping It
Yes cars, I've got an older model where I can still change the light bulbs by myself, but you need a very long flat-head screwdriver to do so (loosening whole "light-case" or however this is called).
Load More Replies...This. I've had one for 30 years and have actually needed it two or three times.
Load More Replies...I keep one of these in my shop. It's part of my, "Makes problems go away" kit, along with a 4 lb maul, angle grinder, reciprocating saw, cutting torch..."
Somebody Just Sold Me A Washer Machine I Get Home & Realize It Take Quarters
Is anyone else getting the cookies pop up all the time now? It appears everytime I click on anything and it's happening so often it's making me want to stop using this site.
It's the pop up that comes after closing the top ad - "Want to stop seeing ads? Go Premium!" No. Just, no. 🙄
Load More Replies...Came to say BP has no idea what type of day, week or year I'm having. Please stop that stupid title. There are better ways to get me to click.
Don't worry, the title will be something else in five minutes time. Really bloody annoying because I don't know if it's a new article or one I've already read that has had a rename.
Load More Replies...Is anyone else getting the cookies pop up all the time now? It appears everytime I click on anything and it's happening so often it's making me want to stop using this site.
It's the pop up that comes after closing the top ad - "Want to stop seeing ads? Go Premium!" No. Just, no. 🙄
Load More Replies...Came to say BP has no idea what type of day, week or year I'm having. Please stop that stupid title. There are better ways to get me to click.
Don't worry, the title will be something else in five minutes time. Really bloody annoying because I don't know if it's a new article or one I've already read that has had a rename.
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