We all have those moments, times when reason and logic are temporarily suspended and a brain fart occurs. If you are lucky, you are alone and the only negative consequences are the slightly bruised ego that comes with the realization that you aren't quite as clever as you thought you were.

These people however, were not so lucky. Not only were there witnesses to their mental hiccups, but there were recording devices on hand to capture them in all their glory, for all of us to enjoy. Compiled into a list by Bored Panda, what we have here are genuine head-scratchers, hilariously silly moments of people being dumb to the point that you just gotta ask yourself, what the hell were they thinking?

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

#1

UPS Delivery Guy F**k Up

UPS Delivery Guy F**k Up

GallowBoob Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

and the box just smiled...

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#2

My Girlfriend, Who's In College For Brain And Behavioral Neuroscience, Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her

My Girlfriend, Who's In College For Brain And Behavioral Neuroscience, Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her

J-Mart11 Report

SykesDaMan
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahaha! This one is funny, and the last two phrases are what makes it great.

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#3

Driving Across The Frozen Lake

Driving Across The Frozen Lake

Rgnxsupreme Report

Aud Wey
Community Member
3 years ago

I love the marks on the snow!!! first tyre footprints, then a big hole, and then footmarks!!! loll

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#4

Looks About Right

Looks About Right

IllIDANIllI Report

Susan Forbes
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh god

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#5

How To Look Very Stupid

How To Look Very Stupid

Kwasbeb Report

Lindsay Ameye
Community Member
3 years ago

The tacky duck face really finishes it off

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#6

Stupid Orange Cones Getting In My Way

Stupid Orange Cones Getting In My Way

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
3 years ago

Serves him well :)

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#7

He Was Told That We Are Getting Our First Snow Fall... He Laughed And Said No We Are Not

He Was Told That We Are Getting Our First Snow Fall... He Laughed And Said No We Are Not

Twistedripper Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Snowmobile! They used to look differently when I was young...

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#8

They Are So Clever

They Are So Clever

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

but... but... they put two tires down and everything!

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#9

Parking On The Ice

Parking On The Ice

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Bella Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

they had that coming

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#10

Some People Wonder Why There Are Warning Labels On Everything. This Is One Example

Some People Wonder Why There Are Warning Labels On Everything. This Is One Example

need_my_amphetamines Report

Amina Hays
Community Member
3 years ago

This is only the third picture and I already feel like I've become stupid by proxy.

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#11

Looks Like Someone Put Too Much Soap In The Washing Machine

Looks Like Someone Put Too Much Soap In The Washing Machine

iBleeedorange Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

christmas!!!!!

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#12

I Don't Think They Thought This One Through

I Don't Think They Thought This One Through

the747beast Report

Amina Hays
Community Member
3 years ago

That caught me totally off guard and I choked on my oatmeal.

Char Char
Community Member
3 years ago

Same. My screen is now covered in ginger tea.

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

I wish the dogs face was in the window looking forlorn. That would be hilarious!

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
3 years ago

Not something you wanna advertise.

Janine B.
Community Member
3 years ago

I had to look up "to bone sbd." in my dictionary. Now I can't stop laughing. 😂

Full Name
Community Member
3 years ago

Graphic designer did it as a gag and showed it to the inattentive boss who dismissively said "Sure, go with that".

Jessica Temple
Community Member
3 years ago

OH MY WORD... I just spit out my coffee.

birdhouse
Community Member
3 years ago

I love my dog too, but sir you are taking this too far!

Hamlets twin
Community Member
3 years ago

I work in an IT DataCenter and received a call from one of our admins. "Sorry I missed your call. I was outside blowing my dogs." Turns out he just gave his pups a bath and was blow drying them in the back yard...

Daniel Sipes
Community Member
3 years ago

What if they DID think this one through?! 0_o

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
3 years ago

so wrong I want one

Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

eww, quick get rspca on it!

Ella Arnold
Community Member
3 years ago

I bone my dog

Pol Macqueron
Community Member
3 years ago

Ok that should be on top! Can't stop laughing!

Diana Ward
Community Member
3 years ago

ROTFL. But then, maybe they did think it through...

SBW71
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO!!

Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
3 years ago

that's just not right!

Elizabeth Butler
Community Member
3 years ago

The comment thread is even better than the picture

Patricia Moran
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe they mean it?

🌟Jim Phoenix🌟
Community Member
3 years ago

*Reads it and dies*

Edward Ruiz
Community Member
3 years ago

Is it "I love to (blank) my dog" or "I (blank) my dog... heart?"

May Be
Community Member
3 years ago

Or they did think it through.

-LittlePotato-
Community Member
3 years ago

....this is truly a piece of art

Panda L❤️ve
Community Member
3 years ago

I just bought coffee all over my phone now I need a wet wipe

Panda L❤️ve
Community Member
3 years ago

Spat* not bought how does a phone even get that from the other

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Robert Carlton
Community Member
3 months ago

Oh god, I hope you don't bone your dog!

Noelle Morrison
Community Member
3 months ago

Okay...what's so funny about this?

Deziree Mccullough
Community Member
8 months ago

dont get it

The one and only
Community Member
1 year ago

*reads* I bone my- OH MY GOD-

Edwin Lesperance
Community Member
3 years ago

Isn't that illegal?

John Bennick
Community Member
3 years ago

I ♣ my wife.

Norman van Druten
Community Member
3 years ago

Didn't think that one through.

Bill Kratz
Community Member
3 years ago

Hilarious

Allison Woodfill
Community Member
3 years ago

😳😳😳😳😳

Richard Barbosa
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe it's correct

Lisa Panos Fullerton
Community Member
3 years ago

Whitney Wisconsin !!!! Ewwwwwww 😱

Oscar
Community Member
3 years ago

XD

Gillian Black
Community Member
3 years ago

oh crap, really

Rappenwolf
Community Member
3 years ago

Real love.

Elizabeth Carr
Community Member
3 years ago

😂

M O'Connell
Community Member
3 years ago

Or did they think it through just fine?

Ouzodaki
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh! 😯

Atieno
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't get it...it just says i heart my dog.

Reid Miles
Community Member
3 years ago

If you look carefully you wiill see a bone so it reads "I bone my dog"

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riree
Community Member
3 years ago

Thats probably what they meant.

glowworm2
Community Member
3 years ago

I bone my dog? XD!

noitall man
Community Member
3 years ago

pervs

SexyEggPlant
Community Member
3 years ago

hey! everyone has their kinks!

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#13

Saw These Girls At Ikea. What Were They Thinking?

Saw These Girls At Ikea. What Were They Thinking?

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Ntosh
Community Member
3 years ago

uhm, wow. Were they really serious. This is not even funny, makes me sad that they even tried to fit it in

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#14

How Does This Even Happen?

How Does This Even Happen?

JerryfromTomandJerry Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

"So let's see now. How can I get a bunch of fireman to fondle my ass ...? I've got it !"

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#15

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

xAIRGUITARISTx Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

she succeeded

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#16

Nobody At The Church Thought This Was A Bad Idea?

Nobody At The Church Thought This Was A Bad Idea?

Kirbykid12 Report

Susan Forbes
Community Member
3 years ago

OH THE IRONY

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#17

Hospital I'm At Is Putting Cookies On The Patient Trays For Halloween. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

Hospital I'm At Is Putting Cookies On The Patient Trays For Halloween. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

PM_me_MS_point_Codes Report

birdhouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Or did they? BwaHaHaaaaa

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#18

We Own A Family Business. Mom Thought She Bought A Map Of The World For The Conference Room

We Own A Family Business. Mom Thought She Bought A Map Of The World For The Conference Room

mgoor91 Report

Sonya Jersey
Community Member
3 years ago

It looks awesome though :)

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#19

Just Keep Pushing Bro, It Will Fit

Just Keep Pushing Bro, It Will Fit

Cacanot Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

pivot, PIVOT!!

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#20

I Don't Think My Mom Understands How Her Rice Cooker Works

I Don't Think My Mom Understands How Her Rice Cooker Works

Uedn Report

Bella Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

oh this is something poor her i would have been extremely scared lol

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#21

Wasn’t His Time

Wasn’t His Time

thisisnthappiness Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

i bet he died of coffin

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#22

That's Not How Cereal Bars Work

That's Not How Cereal Bars Work

AhmarIT Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This is priceless. I guess he read too much about outback camping food. ("Just add hot water.")

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#23

Saw This Woman Getting A Better View Of The Eclipse

Saw This Woman Getting A Better View Of The Eclipse

Grumpntug Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

that's her step ladder, she never knew her real ladder.

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#24

How To Open Wine Without A Wine Bottle Opener

How To Open Wine Without A Wine Bottle Opener

Endless_Vanity Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

maybe she can drink the dumb away :D

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#25

I Am Not A Smart Man

I Am Not A Smart Man

Dsquared77 Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"The door to nowhere. $ 50 000."

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#26

Trump Watching The Solar Eclipse

Trump Watching The Solar Eclipse

PBS NewsHour Report

Janine B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Thinking about sending Melania an "I'm with stupid"-shirt.

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#27

My Company Wanted To Make Our Fountain Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness. Didn't... Quite Get It Right

My Company Wanted To Make Our Fountain Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness. Didn't... Quite Get It Right

BoeJenjamin Report

Thomas Kolev
Community Member
3 years ago

They got it right for menstruation awareness day though.

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#28

He Thought He'd Make It To The End Before The Bridge Fully Opened

He Thought He'd Make It To The End Before The Bridge Fully Opened

schizoduckie Report

mbergen
Community Member
3 years ago

I had to watch this like 5 times before I understood the level of stupidity.

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#29

I Don't Think That's How They Are Supposed To Be Used

I Don't Think That's How They Are Supposed To Be Used

haqbar Report

SanchaTheSeeker
Community Member
3 years ago

Meh, close enough

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#30

Just Give Passengers A Loaded Gun, Why Don't You?

Just Give Passengers A Loaded Gun, Why Don't You?

Ryno3639 Report

Susan Forbes
Community Member
3 years ago

*snerk*

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#31

I Was Just Absentmindedly Running My Pen Over My Jeans While Talking To My Teacher And I Didn’t Realise It Was Open

I Was Just Absentmindedly Running My Pen Over My Jeans While Talking To My Teacher And I Didn’t Realise It Was Open

tardis221b Report

Sherida van den Bent
Community Member
3 years ago

Just keep going and you'll have blue jeans!

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#32

Just One Spot Left To Paint Now

Just One Spot Left To Paint Now

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

"bugger"

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#33

I'm Actually A Little Bit Impressed

I'm Actually A Little Bit Impressed

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Faramir10
Community Member
3 years ago

You only had one job.

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#34

Bank Of Peppa Pig

Bank Of Peppa Pig

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Moo Jar
Community Member
3 years ago

Cash it in

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#35

I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years... Today, It Finally Happened

I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years... Today, It Finally Happened

kamehamehameow Report

Douglas Campbell
Community Member
3 years ago

I did that once. The trick is to let air out of the tires.

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#36

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

Your_Local_Engineer Report

Bella Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

Not hurting anyone still slightly funny

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#37

So I Thought It Would Be Smart To Clean My Keyboard Keys In Hot Water

So I Thought It Would Be Smart To Clean My Keyboard Keys In Hot Water

IHateSheilds Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Hot water might have worked, boiling oil probably was a bit over the top.

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#38

"I Think I'll Put My Television On This Decorative, Non-Structural Mantel"

"I Think I'll Put My Television On This Decorative, Non-Structural Mantel"

Cwowwzers Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

at least the guitar survived.

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#39

It Is A Bigger Problem Than We Thought...

It Is A Bigger Problem Than We Thought...

lucid-luke Report

mocochang
Community Member
3 years ago

maybe he didn't want to bend down as much to reach the basket, so he used multiple ones to make it higher?

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#40

When You Come Back To Eat Your Eggs That Have Definitely Been Boiling For Long Enough By Now

When You Come Back To Eat Your Eggs That Have Definitely Been Boiling For Long Enough By Now

friedasylum Report

Susan Forbes
Community Member
3 years ago

Could have been worse

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#41

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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Nadine Ducca
Community Member
3 years ago

I can see the rage here.

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#42

This Was Not A Good Idea

This Was Not A Good Idea

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Here to Troll
Community Member
3 years ago

Why would one ever put something with claws that can move quickly and nimbly near one's nude genitals??

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#43

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

Both are worthy subjects for discussion

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#44

Do Not Park On The Beach

Do Not Park On The Beach

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"Drive to the beach they said. It will be fun they said."

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#45

This Is What Happens When Your 2,088 Week Old Mother Loves To Push Buttons In Her New Car

This Is What Happens When Your 2,088 Week Old Mother Loves To Push Buttons In Her New Car

rizabove Report

Sami
Community Member
3 years ago

How long did you leave it open for!?

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#46

This Is My Favourite Item Ever Returned At Walmart. Happened At My Store

This Is My Favourite Item Ever Returned At Walmart. Happened At My Store

LeoNickle Report

Hannah Faith
Community Member
3 years ago

my parents buy and sell things on facebook and i read some of the notes and one of them said "Does not turn on" but all i did was fucking PLUG IT IN and the damn thing turned on. peoples stupidity surprises me

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#47

My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

Papaspartan05 Report

Merri Tan
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't worry... just eat them... they will auto-roll-up while in stomach

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#48

People In Oregon Aren't Allowed To Pump Their Own Gas. This Is What It Looks Like When They Travel

People In Oregon Aren't Allowed To Pump Their Own Gas. This Is What It Looks Like When They Travel

GhostalMedia Report

Susan Forbes
Community Member
3 years ago

They water their cars with gasoline in Oregon?

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#49

I Thought This Happens Only In Cartoons

I Thought This Happens Only In Cartoons

ErichVan Report

Ela Wnęk
Community Member
3 years ago

That was a prank ;) https://youtu.be/t9t9rV_Qwq4

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#50

Someone Showed Up At My Friend's Hospital With This Last Night

Someone Showed Up At My Friend's Hospital With This Last Night

Wesnu Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

well it looks like SOMEBODY can afford fancy gloves!

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#51

Guy Gets Too Close To Wild Fox While Snapchatting It, Fox Steals His Wallet

Guy Gets Too Close To Wild Fox While Snapchatting It, Fox Steals His Wallet

tootsaysthetrain Report

Heather Kong
Community Member
3 years ago

Cheer up. Now the mama fox and baby foxes have their dinner.

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#52

Some People's Stupidity Is Beyond Me

Some People's Stupidity Is Beyond Me

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Technically, he or she might have met the insurance terms to "fix the lock to a solid object". Practically, well, nevermind.

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#53

Oh Postal Worker Haha You Are So Funny

Oh Postal Worker Haha You Are So Funny

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

How?

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#54

I Don't Think He Realized He'd Be Filmed From This Angle

I Don't Think He Realized He'd Be Filmed From This Angle

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irenetheavocado
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't think any angle can hide that

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#55

This Is What Happens When Your Dumb Manager Doesn't Believe That Dough Will Continue To Rise

This Is What Happens When Your Dumb Manager Doesn't Believe That Dough Will Continue To Rise

reddit.com Report

Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

It's OK we can just knock this back!

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#56

Let Me Stand Near This Spinning Brush With A Long Hose

Let Me Stand Near This Spinning Brush With A Long Hose

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

Woop woop Gamnam Style!

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#57

A Buddy Of Mine Seemed To Think Stick Sun Screen Was A Good Idea

A Buddy Of Mine Seemed To Think Stick Sun Screen Was A Good Idea