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Nowadays, it feels like a huge risk to try a new restaurant without reading the reviews first. What’s the best appetizer to order? How’s the ambiance? Do you need to make a reservation? We’re lucky that we have access to so much information before ordering a pizza.
But it turns out that online reviews can be more than just informative. They can also be incredibly entertaining! We took a trip to the Funny Reviews and Weird Reviews subreddits and gathered some of their most amusing posts below. From comments about pieces of clothing to film critiques, these posts prove that customers can infuse comedy anywhere and everywhere! Enjoy scrolling through these silly reviews, and be sure to upvote the ones that inspire you to be more creative the next time you share your thoughts on a restaurant or product.
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#1
Customer For Life
Speak easy buttercup 2 weeks ago
Are you a barber?? If so then u may have just learned a new trick! 🤣🤣🤣
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#2
Snap
Roman Arendt 2 weeks ago
To paraphrase Cecily Strong's remarks at the 2015 White House Correspondents Dinner: "These teeth are so white, they can talk back to the police without getting shot."
Tele Avision 1 week ago (edited)
My teeth are so white, They basically transformed the world into an era of modernism through art, culture, technology, science, philosophy, law, education, and innovation.
Abel 2 weeks ago
I was going to make a joke about England, theeth and invasions, but better not...
Norfolk and good 2 weeks ago (edited)
No, best not. English people actually have some of the healthiest teeth in the world. It's just that we aren't so concerned with having perfectly straight and bright white teeth like our US counterparts. England also wasn't even the first European country to start colonising others to build it's empire. Looking at you, Portugal. In fact, you can kind of blame Portugal for the British Empire because the King of Portugal made Tangier and Bombay part of his sister's dowry when she married the then King of England, Charles II.
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Chuck the Cat 2 weeks ago
It was a joke, it didn't have a hidden meaning or something.
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“Will Get Arrested Again, For Sure”
Emilu 2 weeks ago (edited)
Least it isn't Arkansas. The pits those police can do are fierce AF. (Edit: Also, I'll admit here (don't tell -- I know, the irony -- ) it took me quite a while to realise that Arkansas wasn't pronounced Ahh-Kansas (as in Dorothy clicking her shoes together and all that shit). Fucking ignorant Aussies 🤣
How often do you find yourself perusing online reviews? Do you have to see what dozens of customers have said before purchasing something from Amazon? Do you feel the need to look at no less than five options on Yelp before heading out for dinner? According to a survey conducted by Material, a whopping 93% of Americans say that online reviews help them decide what to purchase.
70% of Americans also noted that it’s rare for them to visit a new business without checking out the reviews first. But that doesn’t mean that consumers believe every review they read. 54% admitted that they wouldn’t trust the reviews of a business that explicitly asks customers to leave good reviews, and over two thirds admit that a company has requested they leave a review before.
#4
This Review Tho
UnclePanda 2 weeks ago
You rarely see a cat in the middle of an existential crisis. They're usually too self-assured for that.
Mary Peace 1 week ago
Find a new human to feed it and take care of other business as well.
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#5
Stumbled Upon This Masterpiece Today, Thought It Deserved More Than The 2 Likes It Has
Chris the Bobcat 2 weeks ago
I would visit just to see a small child fall victim to a spider attack!
TMTMTMTM 2 weeks ago
"Arachnids are arthropods in the class Arachnida of the subphylum Chelicerata." So while they're both correct, "arachnid" is more specific and so it communicates more. For example, "My mother visited a wildlife park and was attacked by a tetrapod" isn't very specific: was she being swooped by a nesting bird, or was she mauled by a lion?
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The Majestic Opossum 2 weeks ago
Cave of the Mounds is amazing! Next time I go I'll have to ask for Abe. And watch out for spiders...
#6
I Love To Spend Time Reading Reviews On Prisons And The Like
Upstaged75 2 weeks ago
😂 I do wonder if prison in Hawaii is nicer than in other states? Or is it worse that you're in paradise but can't get to it?
Bill Swallow 2 weeks ago
If you get out, you'll have to deal with Tourists.
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SheHulk 2 weeks ago
It's extra funny because his name sounds like the rouge from a Barbara Cartland novel. 😁
Purple Gurl 2 weeks ago
Rouge is another name for blusher. I think you mean Rogue. Sorry, mega pet peeve of mine. I play a rogue in my D&D group, and HATE it when they nicknamed me L'Oreal
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Material’s survey also found that customers use review websites to find out more than just what consumers thought of the place. Over 50% also use these platforms to view a restaurant’s menu, check their business hours and check a business’ address.
Many survey respondents also said they use these sites to see photos of a business, find the business’ contact information, check their prices, confirm which services they offer and sometimes even request a price quote for a service.
#7
Cooling Weighted Blanket Smelly Review
Linda Gilliam 2 weeks ago
Lol, my 8 year old grandlove l👀ked at me one day and says " dang LaLa, why is this blanket so hard to move ??" I told him it's for when he's a bad boy and won't stay still. He stayed off the bed for the rest of his visit.
#8
So I Bought The Rice Cooker For Christmas
Upstaged75 2 weeks ago
My mother has always said that she doesn't accept household appliances as gifts. (Unless she specifically asks for it) My parents have been married for 55 years, so I guess it's a good policy. 😊
Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
I spend a lot of time researching my kitchen appliances and if someone just gets me something they think I might like, it would piss me right off. Now what do I do with it? I don't have space for something that I won't use!
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HistoryNerd 2 weeks ago
I still remember the Mother's Day where my dad decided to give my mom a toaster. I think I was seven or eight and even I knew it was a mistake. Very frosty 😬
April Pickett 2 weeks ago
My ex gave me a fishing rod for Mother's Day. I returned the favor. I think I bought him a mixer for Father's Day.
Load More Replies... Rick Murray 2 weeks ago
That's because there is an unsaid subtext in giving an appliance as a present, unless it was specifically asked for.
Billo66 2 weeks ago
Can't give a lady cooking or cleaning products as a gift yet I always get tools.
FranSinclair 2 weeks ago
Do you LIKE to build and do projects as a hobby? I like to decorate my home so i would like home decor or a gift card for that sorta store. I do not LIKE to clean (tho i do it daily) so i would not LIKE a vacuum. I know some men who probably only touched a hammer and s***w driver...i certainly wouldnt buy them a table saw they didnt ask for
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whiterabbit 2 weeks ago
Why? I got my BF a rice cooker for either the first Christmas or birthday we were together and he still loves it.
SheHulk 2 weeks ago
I'm guessing that you are young. When you have been with your partner for 20 plus years, appliances are a gift to the household, not the person.
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#9
I Think This Is The Internet's Greatest Review
Robyn Hill 2 weeks ago
Wait. Is he mad they left, or that they didn’t get him an ice cream, too?
Abel 2 weeks ago
Maybe the ice cream seller and the guy have some kind of pact. I mean, you can leave without paying while they are buying ice creams. Not a very smart tactic, but it can work twice, or more...
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LGBTQpanda 2 weeks ago
That must be SOOOME seriously good ice cream! But...did you tip when they returned? 🍨🍦🍧
Kenny Kulbiski 2 weeks ago
I get a little suspicious when I see a whole lotta adults crowded around an ice cream truck waving 20s and50s around for an ice cream cone. Especially when it's snowing.
Customers seem to be much more active on these review platforms than businesses are, though. UpFirst has compiled a list of statistics about online reviews, and they reported that only 5% of businesses reply to customer reviews. But it’s more important for customers to read them, as 95% of consumers say they’ll be willing to pay more for a product or service that has plenty of great reviews to back up its prices.
#10
Cleaning Ear Product:
#11
Smithsonian Review
Julie S 2 weeks ago
Adorable??? Her grandchildren were eating by a dinosaur, how is that adorable!
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Review For A Kermit The Frog Plushie
Abel 2 weeks ago
"Hey Piggy, do you want lo listen to me singing "All I want for Christmas is you"? 🐸...😵
When it comes to the negative reviews that businesses receive, UpFirst reports that 37% of them can be boiled down to poor communication. This might include unclear or misleading communication from the business, slow response times or failing to respond at all, and/or poor follow-up. Customers never want to feel like they have to chase a business down or hunt for information.
#13
Cleanse Vitamins...beware Of Farts!
Bill Swallow 2 weeks ago
"Prune Juice - a *WARRIOR'S* drink!" - Cmdr. Worf
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Corvus 2 weeks ago
Last time I got a food poisoning, I also couldn't trust farts... or sneezes.
Janissary35680 2 weeks ago
Even hiccups can be problematic in really bad cases.
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Clover 2 weeks ago (edited)
This sounds like a case of colonoscopy prep. (Don't ask me how I know.)
Eastendbird 2 weeks ago
DO NOT remind me of colonoscopy prep. The procedure itself is as nothing by comparison and during that they stick a camera up your a**e.
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Wha-
Chuck the Cat 2 weeks ago
"When you're camping with your buddies and forget the toilet paper" 🎶 All the leaves are brown 🎶
Lady Eowyn 2 weeks ago
Girl at a summer camp I was at used poison ivy leaves...I was in the infirmary from something or other and heard about it there.
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 weeks ago
Anyone else reminded of the first episode of Gavin & Stacey?
Roshan Kassan 1 week ago
Read this to my daughter and just facepalmed - while cutting a watermelon. face is covered in melon juice. SO WORTH IT!
#15
This Review 😂😂
Earthquake903 2 weeks ago
I love when there's a missing item on a delivery order and when I contact support for a refund, I have to send a photo...of an item that I do not have.
Another common complaint that comes up in negative reviews is poor behavior from the staff. In fact, this accounts for one fifth of negative reviews that businesses receive. And as far as what bothers people the most, nearly three quarters of complaints about the staff came down to being rude, unfriendly and/or disrespectful. However, reviews mentioning these kinds of complaints typically had even more grievances to air. Many also pointed out bad food, long wait times, slow service, dismissive attitudes and more.
#16
Saw This On A Great Clips Google Review
Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
Wait. Did BP censor the two of five stars or is that somehow part of the joke (but you can't do that on review sites)?
Dragons Exist 2 weeks ago
It was BP, their censoring has never made sense
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Spark 2 weeks ago
They were VERY naughty stars. :D Bored Panda knows better than anyone of us...! :)) 🔞⭐⭐🔞
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Sly Schlang 2 weeks ago
Brandon is a very well reflected customer and should not be so strict to himself.
#17
I Can’t Believe Anyone Can Give The Terminator A Lower Than 3 Star Rating But This Was Funny
#18
He Could See The Man
So what can a business do to ensure they get rave reviews? There will always be some negative Nancies out there, but Business.com has some tips for how to keep the majority of your customers happy. One way to make this happen is to make it easy for customers to find your business on review platforms. Build an online presence, on your website and social media, and the reviews should start pouring in.
#19
Came Across The Reviews On This Ridiculous Bedskirt LOL
Robert Millar 2 weeks ago
Despite using ten mattresses, I suspect that the horrible lump poking you is your spouse.
Upstaged75 2 weeks ago
Those are made for college dorms where students now like to prop their beds up so high they need a ladder to get in them. (So they can keep stuff underneath the bed) In my day we just kept our beds on the floor. 😁
Rinso The Red 2 weeks ago
I got rid of the bed frame one year and put it in a tent, in my dorm
Load More Replies... Rick Murray 2 weeks ago
I don't know what' more disconcerting - the bed way up there or the microwave oven beside it.
Janissary35680 2 weeks ago (edited)
"Once upon a mattress". I was lucky enough to see the original CBS broadcast with Carol Burnett in December 1972.
Mel 2 weeks ago
Yes. Trains, D&D manuals, stray Johnny Silverhand figurines, winter food for outdoor birds, comic books, random tools and cables, old HDDs, the usual, you know?
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Came Across This When I Was Shopping For Temp Tattoos 😂
HistoryNerd 2 weeks ago
Hey, at least you didn't pull a Mike Tyson and get a real face tattoo...
Seadog 2 weeks ago
I have seen a couple of cases where a facial tat was the right thing to do. First and foremost was a woman whose face was left completely covered with scars from some kind of illness. She had a mosaic multicolored tat done on her entire face and it really looked good and completely his the scarring. But I do agree that nearly all facial tats are just stupid
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Review For Sound Dampening Panels On Amazon
It’s also wise to respond to negative reviews. If you can be tactful and try to remedy the situation, you might even be able to win over customers who had a bad experience. Plus, this signals to future customers that you care about them having a positive experience. And they’ll feel more comfortable supporting your business. Meanwhile, when you receive overwhelming positive feedback, don’t hesitate to share that on social media! It might encourage others to share their thoughts too, and it shows the customers that you’re listening.
#22
Someone Had An Existential Crisis While Building A Wire Shelf
Upstaged75 2 weeks ago
I moved last year and built a LOT of furniture. It definitely changed me as a person. I now own every size of allen-wrench ever created. It's quite a collection. And I definitely cried more than once when trying to build something.
Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
Why do I have so many of the same size allen wrenches? Would it hurt me to toss one or two of them?
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Ashlisha 2 weeks ago
It is! And if you do it alone it's a different test.
Load More Replies... Rick Murray 2 weeks ago
I got myself a little fake wardrobe (plastic/metal frame and cloth cover) from Lidl last winter, and decided to throw away the instructions and just look at the bits and bang them together in a way that sort of looks right. Well, I nailed it first time. I don't know whether to be really proud or disappointed. I mean, on one hand "yay me" but on the other hand, am I so pathetic a person that my superpower skill is assembling mass-produced "furniture" (word used loosely) just by looking at the pieces? Surely there's more to life...?
#23
I've Been Searching For Somewhere To Share This For A While
Abel 2 weeks ago
I am going to trademark the "YourBadMusicTaste". An app that blocks those songs that are so awful that you should reconsider your tastes. And you know these songs.😀
Mel 2 weeks ago
Technically not a song, but if you want an earworm, I'll start: Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! 🦡🎶
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#24
Review About Zzquil
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
I mean, could actually be somewhat legitimate XD I took a medication once that would give me very vivid hallucinations. I even spoke to some of the hallucinations (I can recall that one was a giant floating lion's head.) I stopped that medication after a few days of the hallucinations XD
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 2 weeks ago
Hey, I once took Nyquil and had a hangover the next day. 🤷🏻♀️
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
1. What happened next?! 2. Your poor dream menu has betrayed you XD ;-;
Are you enjoying your scroll through these funny reviews, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that you find particularly entertaining, and let us know in the comments below if you’ve ever come across a hilarious review of a business or item. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more funny online reviews, we’ve got another Bored Panda list for you to check out right here!
#25
I Almost Choked In Laughter. Now I Know This Review Is Fresh
Child of the Stars 2 weeks ago
There's a Mexican place near me that's like this. The food is sooo good, omg!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
Because it's not really funny to joke about áddíction or drúgs that way.
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#26
Target Sriracha Review
#27
Guess They Have A Point
royal crablets 2 weeks ago
She's being held hostage in a warehouse and only hammy overacting will save her.
TiNaBoNiNa 2 weeks ago
A.I. says,"Martha's Vineyard was named by English explorer Bartholomew Gosnold in 1602, likely in honor of his daughter Martha and the abundance of wild grapevines he found on the island. While there are no commercial vineyards today, some accounts also suggest the name could refer to his mother-in-law, who also bore the name Martha and helped fund his voyage."
#28
On The Logitech C270 Webcam
Hippopotamuses 2 weeks ago
Unbelievably, I feel that watching my dog on a camera is a violation of his rights. Honestly. I need to get over this!
#30
This Review I Found When Searching For A Padded Bike Seat
#31
I Guess The Tellers At My Bank Really Are Super Friendly
Apatheist Account2 2 weeks ago
I asked the bank teller to check my balance. They pushed me over.
#32
The Developer Review
Kelly H. Wilder 2 weeks ago
Turtles are reptiles, right? Or is my memory of middle school biology turning askew?
TiNaBoNiNa 2 weeks ago
Turtles are reptiles. They do not have an aquatic larval stage like frogs.
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Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago (edited)
How small of a turtle? Mine turtle's shell is approximately 7" long. Is she small enough to enjoy it?
#33
Etsy Review
#34
Downfall Of The Ant Empire
driedgrapes 2 weeks ago (edited)
Use cinnamon. Sprinkle near where you see them. Non toxic to your cats too. *Edited to fix grammar
Joe Russo 2 weeks ago
Tried this in our kitchen. Did not work, unfortunately.
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This Was On A Tetris Game LOL
#36
Local Gym Near Me
#37
Found This Gem While Researching Golf Courses For Work
WindySwede 2 weeks ago
W. H. A. T? Tomfoolery, or something that's actually someone drinks.......?
Corwin 02 2 weeks ago
Apparently something for an upset stomach or diarrhea
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Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
So judgmental! Just because you're not polyamorous...
Load More Replies... Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
Wives? Plural??? Golf ball????? Why is it a 4 star review then?!?!
#38
My Salad Was Made Of Veggies?!
setsuriseikou 2 weeks ago
The caption should be "They did exactly what I asked them to do? The audacity!"
Laserleader 2 weeks ago
Is this about not having any dressing on top? Like people who order build your own pizza and dont know you have to specify sauce and cheese.
#39
A Funny Review Of X Men: Days Of Future Past
Kelly H. Wilder 2 weeks ago
This gives me the ick. If the genders were reversed and a man was going on like this about, say Ashley Judd, this would be unacceptable.
RS 2 weeks ago
Plenty of men are very comfortable saying they enjoy movies for hot actresses. And yeah both cases shouldn't be that vocal about it.
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#40
I Found Batman
#41
Finally Found The Sub To Post This To
#42
Guess I'll Skip Streaming It
#44
Where The Fish?
#45
Most Helpful Review For iPhone 12 From India
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
TLDR: toxic gfriend got a new phone and pretty much cyberbullied him indirectly.
Debby Keir 2 weeks ago
He had to sell a kidney to buy it (alluding to India's currency for the poor)
#46
Beautiful. Just Beautiful
Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
It's also very good at keeping water in so you can pretend to swim while you're at work...
#47
Beer Drinking App
Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
It's just a silly app that (visually) makes it look like you are drinking a beer. Reviewer is acting like that is equivalent to actually drinking beer (and its effects).
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Might Be The Most Helpful Review Of A Breathalyzer I’ve Ever Read
#49
Wonder What He’s Reviewing
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
Either that or a Sprouts XD Source: worked for Sprouts for two and a half years XD
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#50
People Are Loving The “New” Downsized Kmart Store In Miami, Florida!
TiNaBoNiNa 2 weeks ago (edited)
Are there still K-Marts around? I thought they all went under. EDIT: To answer my own question, yes there is 1 small one in Miami and a handful in Guam and the US Virgin Islands.
Savannah greenleaf 2 weeks ago
Well Darn, I can't find the delete button.
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#51
I Guess This Man Doesn't Appreciate The Price Of Beef At Winco
#52
Ralph, You There?
Lily bloom 2 weeks ago
Aww. I hope Wayne94 reconnected with Ralph. Unless Ralph ghosted Wayne because of the color cooler gifted, then Ralph can get bent. Best wishes, Wayne
#53
This Wal-Mart Review Of A Ps5
#54
"This Pogo Stick Ruined My Life"
#55
Found This Whilst Looking At Buying An Oculus Quest 2
#56
Anyone Have A Raccoon Problem That Needs Taken Care Of? Found This Review
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago
I actually have a similar Nerf gun to this one (with similar darts) and I use it to play with my minor horde of kittens XD I fire a dart way over their heads, across the room, and watch them all gallop to chase it down and pounce on it XD My tuxedo boy, Riker, will actually fetch the darts back to me to be fired off again XD
Cailyn B 2 weeks ago
I wish. One of my cats, Moki, would chase them and then try to immediately eat them. Then the little nerf bullets had to be secured at all times, and whenever he was in a bad mood (like when we would spray with a little bit of water in the morning when he is yelling), he’d find one tucked away somewhere and eat it. Thankfully he seems to have grown out of it!
Load More Replies... Zig Zag Wanderer 2 weeks ago (edited)
I have to admit using a gel blaster on the local bush turkeys that have invaded my property. They're apparently a protected species, so I can't kïlll them. I do love seeing them fly away in panic with gell balls flying up their arses, however. Apparently that's not illegal 😁 (all that, and kïll is censored 🤔)
Billo66 2 weeks ago
However, you can End, Destroy, Terminate, Neutralize, Stop, Defeat, Eliminate, Quash, or Vanquish them.
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marianne eliza 2 weeks ago (edited)
Here in CA, the Fish & Game Dept says it's perfectly fine to use paintball guns on coyotes. And I found at least 1 company that makes paintballs filled with an oily, nasty smelling, nasty tasting, fluid. The sting of the ball hitting and the smell and taste seem to make an impression. Hazing is the best way to get rid of 4 legged pests. They pass the word to their pack and offspring.
Lady Eowyn 2 weeks ago
I used a super soaker to shoot squirrels off one of my bird feeders, back in the day. Only worked when they saw me outside. If they saw me looking out the window, they'd stand on the windowsill and laugh at me, so I stopped shooting them.
Sue User 1 week ago
Red pepper flakes in birdseed. Birds dont care, squirrels do.
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Disgruntled
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
*goes on Duolingo to try to learn baddie language* I can’t understand XD ;-; garBagio??
#58
Found This Review Of A Blanket Hoodie
Lily bloom 2 weeks ago
"For a girl I really liked" followed by "ended things" makes me think she got creeped out by the gift in itself being that y'all only chat or hang out platonically but OP thinks they are officially dating because she's polite
#59
Review On The Google Docs App…
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
I used it for school all the time ;) for ppl who need good online notes, go for notability :)
#61
Popular Mechanics Magazine
Lily bloom 2 weeks ago
If true, I agree. Popular Mechanics/Science, were filled with very informative, detailed, mostly doable by the average person - if I'm remembering correctly, my father subscribed when I was young and I read most anything laying around. Too bad the web has found a way to profit off of any interest / inclination / experience / desire by paying for clicks and views. Media is mostly excrement to drive engagement to somehow invigorate the "economy"
#62
Hopefully The Person Who Did Purchase The Mop Enjoyed It
#65
Idk Why But This Place Deserved The World
Lily bloom 2 weeks ago
Hope ponytail guy was not offended by being called out for his ponytail
#67
This One Star Review For Gel Nail Polish Remover That This Person May Or May Not Have Ordered. LOL
#69
Question For For Vacuum Storage Bags, 💯 Response
#73
Im Not Sure What To Say
#74
It's Funny To Laugh At
#75
Chicken Flying Direction Is Important For Next Gen Consoles
#77
I’m Concerned About Those Children
Sam Trudeau 2 weeks ago
Skyrim? The game does have a DLC where you can adopt, and they can get kidnapped
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Janissary35680 2 weeks ago
"Won’t Abduct Again: Earth, the Milky Way’s Most Disappointing Tourist Trap: The only redeeming factor? The food. I have to admit, I developed a surprising fondness for “pizza.” Melted cheese on flatbread? And with beer? Genius! Though the obsession with the burnt flesh of dead life-forms remains deeply disturbing. Overall, Earth? Hard pass. Unless you’re into choking air, blinding lights, and questionable fashion choices, stick to Altair 4’s underground city and mind-melting Krell light shows. They’re way more my vibe. One star, and that’s only for the pizza. Oh yeah, and the beer..Maybe two then."
Janissary35680 2 weeks ago
"Won’t Abduct Again: Earth, the Milky Way’s Most Disappointing Tourist Trap: The only redeeming factor? The food. I have to admit, I developed a surprising fondness for “pizza.” Melted cheese on flatbread? And with beer? Genius! Though the obsession with the burnt flesh of dead life-forms remains deeply disturbing. Overall, Earth? Hard pass. Unless you’re into choking air, blinding lights, and questionable fashion choices, stick to Altair 4’s underground city and mind-melting Krell light shows. They’re way more my vibe. One star, and that’s only for the pizza. Oh yeah, and the beer..Maybe two then."
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