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There are over 8 billion people on the planet. So no matter how special you think you are, it’s not exactly easy to have an entirely unique experience. But sometimes, it’s actually nice to remind ourselves just how much we have in common with one another!
We took a trip to the Shower Feels Instagram page and gathered some of their most relatable posts below. This account, which has amassed 830K followers, is dedicated to sharing screenshots of clever and silly posts from X that might make you feel seen. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote all of the posts that sound exactly like thoughts from your own head!
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#1
Tiggy Darling 7 months ago
When I have s*x with a lady they always orgasm. I've usually left by then though.
whiterabbit 7 months ago
If you're not getting off as a woman you need to communicate better in bed, men can't read minds. Do what you need to do to make sure you get yours, your man will likely appreciate it as well.
Kyra Noelle 7 months ago
Only if the man is willing to listen and put into action what you have stated. Some just want to get theirs and "oh we will get you later, that never happens"
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Mimi M 7 months ago
I feel like lately the idea of relationship has gone by the wayside, dating and creating a connection, ditto. Even foreplay is gone. It's - meet someone, sx is expected right away, and it's not geared towards the woman, but rather the man's desire and convenience. Not exactly oriented towards a woman's satisfaction.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 7 months ago
I can only speak for myself, but in my experience as a millennial man, my generation are very much interested in what the woman wants. I've always felt that was how we were different to our fathers; s*x was supposed to be something shared and enjoyed equally. Perhaps it's swung back the other way with younger generations. If so, that's sad.
Load More Replies... Jaya 7 months ago (edited)
3 possible scenarios: You're with a man who doesn't care and you should dump him. You're not communicating enough about what you like and what gets you off. Or you're someone who can't come from other people's finger/tongue. And that's okay, there's no reason why the other person has to give you the orgäsm, it's totally fine if your fingers (or toys) give you the orgäsm and the other person does some other enjoyable things to your body at the same time with their fingers or tongue to help you feel even more pleasure at the same time. There's no reason we need to have sëx a certain way because that's how others do it, you can do anything that both people are comfortable with and that you enjoy.
Mimi M 6 months ago
Many women can't come unless they are in a trusting, committed relationship. Not b/c of technique, but because they need the trust and strong emotional connection to really be turned on. A lot of women think something is wrong with them b/c they don't respond during casual flings. Nothing is wrong with them, just a difference between men and (many - though not all) women.
Rich Black 6 months ago
actually, all the kids would be fathered by someone she's "working late"with
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#2
superfluous 7 months ago (edited)
The IT Crowd would beg to differ. Roy: "I'm not a window cleaner, I work in IT. What? Macs? No I mostly just work on Windows" (edit to fix spelling)
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#3
Sam Trudeau 7 months ago
"Hello. My name is Steve. You hurt my sister's feelings. Prepare to fry"
Mary Tonningsen 7 months ago
Years ago, when my son was about 12, I found out my boyfriend was married. My dear son offered to put sugar in the guy's gas tank. I just adore my son! <3 (and for the record, I said no, even thought I wanted to say yes!).
Crystalwitch60 6 months ago
lol sorry what u said no 😂ooo trick missed right there lol , cheats are bloody stupid , n he couldn’t really blame you without his wife finding out now could he lol , you got a brill son x
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Since the internet became an integral part of our lives, we’ve used it not only for work and to find out what diseases we might have based on our symptoms, but also to bond with others. Social media exploded in popularity when people realized that they could connect with classmates they hadn’t seen in years, share their thoughts and feelings to wider audiences and find relatable content about topics they never would have thought to discuss in real life.
That’s part of the reason why X (formerly Twitter) became one of the world’s most popular websites. Today, many people have mixed opinions about the platform. But even if you don’t want to set foot there, you can see some of the best content shared on pages like Shower Feels.
#4
QueerAxolotls 7 months ago
Anyone who has a teenage girl in their life; be the "trusted adult". Being a woman is becoming something everyone gets an opinion on (apparently), and kids are getting exposed to that earlier and earlier. Support her through challenges, try to keep her from making bad choices, and just BE THERE. The world is a cruel place, and it's not fair, but try to do what you can to protect kids from it. The same advice applies to teenage boys too, but it's less relevant to this post.
Susie Elle 7 months ago
I'd like to extend this and make sure your teenage boys are involved in this as well. It's not JUST the woman's issue, even though she bears by far the lion's share of the load. Get boys involved, make them aware or what they're both risking (but her the most). Stock up on condoms, heck, even Plan B if a girlfriend or fling does get pregnant but her parents are conservatives or whatever.
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Calypso poet 7 months ago
This is why s$x and health education needs to be taught earlier for all kids. puberty happens before you are 13, 16 or 18. I had such horrible periods I wish my mom would have put me on birth control pills as soon as I got my period. And as an adult I wish my gynos would have got me the IUD since I didn't want kids and my periods were still awful.
Aline 7 months ago
Combo estrogen/progesterone pills can be used as emergency contraception, last 5 years and you get a whole pack, and there are no current bills staying to legislate against it.
ElfVibratorGlitter 7 months ago
Yes! Princeton actually has a list by birth control and it tells you how many of each you need: https://ec.princeton.edu/questions/ecother.html And also here: https://walrus.com/questions/using-regular-birth-control-pills-for-emergency-contraception
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Agree to Disagree 7 months ago
That whole post is a warped and dystopian peek into a crumbling society...
MP Deco 6 months ago
thats your right...but not your place to tell another woman what to do...her body, her choice....
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Tamra 7 months ago
Yeah? You think this family deserves this? That their daughter deserves this? You think all 336 million of us are the same, act the same, vote the same? You think none of us fight back against the ridiculous state of things, and that we're all in mindless lockstep? If so, I'm afraid that makes you a bigot.
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Veldrin Dalharil 7 months ago
That is such an undiluted love. Genuine care for an aspect he may or may not understand but knows makes his partner HAPPY. More of this please. Good goals for everyone in a relationship.
Crystalwitch60 6 months ago
Well it’s like this lmao tell your wife she does not need to wear make up in first place 🤷♀️I haven’t worn any in 35 odd yrs I’m now 60 n I gotta say my skin is so much better for it !! plus no long nightly removal lol oh and it’s far cheaper !!!
#6
Claudio Toshio 7 months ago
Actually, not a bad idea. Maybe some exams could be open book. Some have the skills to remember while others have the skills to search.
XenoMurph 7 months ago
Some careers, some activities, you just need to know stuff. if you can remember nothing at all, I don't want you working for me. If you need to spend all day on google to remember how to do your job, what's the point
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Atom Bohr 7 months ago
I've seen this suggested many times. The most sensible argument, to my mind, is that it's pretty rare in professional life to ever just pull facts out of your memory. You'll have access to databases or other files, SOPs, emails, books, and the Internet
XenoMurph 7 months ago
What profession? If you need a book as a plumber or electrician you need to go back and be an apprentice again.
Load More Replies... Jaya 7 months ago (edited)
Nope. You still need to have a lot of the basic information available in your brain, to be able to function at your job. Can you imagine a doctor who has to look up where the kidney is or what it does? Or an accountant who has to look up what the term income tax means? Or a mechanic who has to look up how to change oil? These are silly overexaggerations of course, but it really wouldn't work if a doctor has to look up how to treat every medical problem, they should only have to do that for rarer problems, because it would cost waaaaay too much time if they have to look up pretty much everything.
Fire Singer 7 months ago
I totally get what you're saying, honestly, but I think the idea is getting a bit taken out of context. In one of my college courses it was all open book tests. The amount of information within the test required you to remember certain, especially all the basic, concepts because with the time allotted for the test it would be impossible to look up every single question and finish in time. This allowed the test taker to actually realize how much they HAD learned versus what they hadn't, and it taught the skill of being able to find the answer when needed. Yes, your doctor should know where your kidneys are, but there are plenty of times when a diagnosis can't be made and further research needs to be done. Knowing how to do that research is just as important. I'd much rather take a doctor who will take the time to do the research than the doctor who just jumps to a conclusion without any additional information.
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Michael Largey 7 months ago (edited)
In my high school chemistry course, all tests were open book. None of the answers could be found in the text book. The tests measured how well you could apply what you'd read there.
Karl der Große 7 months ago
My dad was an engineer, and he thought all engineering tests should let the student use all the helps that a real engineer has.
Tara Noe 7 months ago
Beware of open book exams! My university statistics exam was open book and no one finished it in time. Reason? Had we understood the material we would have noticed the extensive calculations were unnecessary. The multiple choice answers were obvious. (like saying what's 2 + 2? (a) cheese (b) 4245 or (c) 4
Robert Beveridge 7 months ago
But but but cheese is always the correct answer
Load More Replies... Calypso poet 7 months ago
I am a cosmetologist. I went through the 2 years of school and then an 8 hour test. I do not expect my hairdresser to remember my hair color formula or all the names of the bones in my head. Still don't know why i had to memorize that. I would like my Dr. and other professionals to be smart but I am OK with them looking things up in books or whatever. That tells me they want to find answers and want to check themselves. I always tell my husband to fact check me if I say something i believe i heard.
Robert Beveridge 7 months ago
As a student with severe ADHD (not diagnosed until my 40s), I am down with this
Sparkle Bean 7 months ago
I think it's hilarious that folks are arguing like these 2 choices are mutually exclusive. That's not how the brain works. Open books/ research are ways to learn and will fortify memory and help people retain facts. How many times do you look up the same thing over and over again if you do it constantly. Whereas, if you are hit with something unfamiliar and/or that you don't deal with often, can you accomplish that task without research?
Ange Marsden 7 months ago
Having done both, I find Open Book harder! My Open Book Polytech exams had a minimum 80% pass rate and you had to have 100% correct spelling. Sure made teenage me pay attention to details!
Posts from X (previously known as tweets) can quickly make their way across the entire internet, as each social media platform seems to be gobbling up and regurgitating the same content nowadays. But why are we posting online in the first place? According to Everyone Social, there are several key motivators for sharing online.
Some people do it to provide valuable, entertaining or hilarious content for others. Meanwhile, some social media users want to define themselves, and having their own page is a perfect way to curate an image.
#7
Mimi M 7 months ago
Water intake is overdone. Depends on your size, the weather, activity level, etc. Different for everyone. I drink a lot less than I used to and I have to run to the bathroom less, I feel less bloated and my digestion has improved.
XenoMurph 7 months ago
As long as your pee is around the colour of lemon juice, you're fine. Orange juice, drink more. Treacle, see a doctor.
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Robert Beveridge 7 months ago
However you end up with breakfast in bed, you are in better shape than if you don't end up with breakfast in bed.
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Depressed Lesbian(she/they/he) 7 months ago
I always donate to the free menstral products, and I try to give them when I can. unless I’m about to use my last one, yeah ofc I’ll give you a pad.
Crystalwitch60 6 months ago
How it should be my daughters always got some extra with her along with pain meds for emergencies when out or at work for others , I’m 60 no longer need em lol thank god she’s 24 n is always aware others may get caught out , as I suffered badly with em pre menopause (which I add has been a breeze for me , even the hot flushes lol my own internal heating system 😂saves a mint on heating bills ) us women got each others backs don’t we x
zerofoxgiven 6 months ago
It's funny how you say now that we women are here for each other, while a few comments up you judge another woman for wearing makeup.
Load More Replies... Trailblazer Studios 7 months ago
Maybe that is why my Dad had one inside his cowboy hat!?...baha ha
OzzyTheMano (They/He) 7 months ago
for me it's super embarrassing because that means I'm in a woman's bathroom (I prefer the gender neutral ones, but when you gotta go, you gotta go)
Tamra 7 months ago
Periods are a perfectly normal part of bodily function for half the population. Not sure why embarrassment comes into play, unless your parents neglected to educate you properly. Anyway, if you're a guy and willing to use a woman's restroom, it might be time to get used to hearing about them.
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Many users also post on social media to maintain or grow relationships with others. After high school, you might have moved away from your hometown and lost touch with everyone who’s still there. Or you may have moved abroad for an excellent job opportunity. Social media can be a wonderful way to keep in touch with the people we might never be able to see in person again. Plus, you can even make new friends by finding those with similar interests. Can’t find any other vegans in your area? I guarantee there’s a Facebook group where you can connect with like-minded people!
#10
Robert van Deventer 7 months ago
I'm tempted to say this line to my parents and film their reactions.
real mccoy 7 months ago
If you won’t, I will. If I don’t get beaten or killed, I’ll put the video here in a few days.
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Margaret H 6 months ago
Try living it - it's difficult to know whether you're scatty and old, or scatty, old AND demented!
Crystalwitch60 6 months ago
I’m gonna say agreed lol I’m 60 this yr n my kids are 24-21 this yr , I’m also a white witch lol , n I’ve never ever claimed to be sane 😂 but I’m not crazy ! I just live in a different reality to you ! Oh n I ain’t told em it’s hereditary 😂as is the witch thing on my eldest girls side lol lad not so much
#11
prashanthemm 7 months ago
I did that once with a bracelet with a guy in my fraternity. Mine was too big for me, his was too small, we exchanged. This came up 2 years later.
Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 7 months ago
Like what? A weiner? (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)
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#12
Nikole 7 months ago
And then she makes him a decent creature and he runs away
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Crystalwitch60 6 months ago
I’m sure she’s talking about her dog 😂least her fella got a good sense of humour lol hims a keeper
nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
Thanks for the downvote, Mysterious Benefactor.
Load More Replies...If you’re an avid social media user, you might even argue that it helps you feel more connected to the world, and in turn, more fulfilled. We all like to feel like we’re part of a community, even if it’s a virtual one. And if you have a brand or cause that you want to spread the word about, there’s no better way to get people talking than to post some content that goes viral.
#13
Susie Elle 7 months ago
I was lying in bed watching tv before going to sleep and my boyfriend walks in at 11 pm and goes: "I got cheese on the market today" and goes ahead and feeds me a piece of cheese. Meanwhile I'm just lying there, in bed, getting fed some cheese.
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nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
A go-getter. A straight shooter. Management material.
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Deborah B 7 months ago
Sounds like a woman who came home from a long day at work, cooked dinner for her family, and knew she'd be the one washing the dishes after as well. He's lucky he was served dinner at all.
Khavrinen 7 months ago
"Well maybe if *SOMEONE* would actually wash his own d*** dishes for a change..."
Ace 7 months ago
I'm given to believe that some people do so as a matter of routine just to avoid having to do the washing up.
Load More Replies... whiterabbit 7 months ago
Fair. At my work we launder and sterilize surgical gown so they get very wrinkly after being steamed then dried in a pouch. I had an old patient jokingly tell me I needed to iron my gown, I told him if my BF said that to me I'd be giving him an iron for Christmas since he's so concerned about it. The old man just laughed and said you women nowadays are just spitfires aren't ya?
Trailblazer Studios 7 months ago
My friend Rick always swore he could taste something strange when using a paper plate. Turns out the plates were coated with PFAS a forever chemical used to water proof the plate.
#15
LillieMean 7 months ago
One possible explanation is religion. Lilith is mentioned in Jewish folklore (the Jewish holy book Talmud) and she was Adam's first wife who refused to submit to Adam and went to party in the Red Sea. In the Kabbalistic Zohar, Lilith is the wife of Satan. At least two paintings depict Lilith with red hair. John Collier's oil painting, Lilith 1892 and Dante Cabriel Rossetti's Lady Lilith 1866- Something. Beliefs often have long poisonous roots. (I'm currently reading an interesting book about mythical women).
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Michael Largey 7 months ago
If mom was vetoing his marital decisions, it should have been a red flag for the redhead.
Gingersnap In Iowa 7 months ago
I'm a ginger and proud of it! My son doesn't have red hair but he's beard is reddish. He says I'm not getting grandkids.😔
Chris the Bobcat 7 months ago
Redheads are gorgeous. Jessica Chastain is really gorgeous. Karen Gillan is drop dead gorgeous.
ElfVibratorGlitter 7 months ago
I'll pretend you're talking about me too :)
Load More Replies... TCW Sam Vimes 7 months ago
Redheads have the sexiest haircolor. If it's natural. Add that green eyed, porcelain skin Irish type on top....weeeeew
MP Deco 6 months ago
i guess that depends on the culture.....some are incredibly bigoted.
Load More Replies... Delta Dawn 7 months ago
everyone knows it skips a generation! I got mine from my grandparents (one on each side)
Dawnieangel76 6 months ago
I've spent so much money dyeing my hair red....I'd k**l for it to be natural. I have the pale skin, the freckles, the sapphire eyes, but not the red hair. :-( Stupid genes giving me dark blonde/light brown instead.
Despite how popular the platform of X has been over the past two decades, it has largely fallen out of public favor recently. Since the website was purchased by Elon Musk in 2022, the changes he’s made to the social media giant have sent many users running. The Guardian reports that between October and December 2024, X lost approximately 2.7 million active users. At the same time, the site’s competitor, Bluesky, gained a whopping 2.5 million new members.
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#17
Rebecca McManus 6 months ago
Wish all the kids round here would let me know where they get their weed, I get s****d stepping outside to walk the dog.
#18
Nils Skirnir 7 months ago
Subscription is perfectly appropriate for things like gym memberships
As for why exactly X users are choosing to delete their accounts, The Guardian noted that the platform has allowed hate speech and racist rhetoric to flourish there. And many users report seeing discriminatory content amplified, while progressive posts are buried. Because of this, even many brands and companies have decided to remove themselves from the site, including The Guardian.
#19
El Dee 7 months ago
Enjoy what you drink, drink what you enjoy. Don't be pressured into drinking something you don't want or when you don't want..
Dawnieangel76 6 months ago
The dumbest thing my friends ever told me was "keep drinking beer, you'll get used to the taste". Bitches, I loved Tequila & Vodka right away!
Load More Replies... Luke Branwen 7 months ago
I'm a guy who doesn't drink alcohol at all despite living in a country with #1 beer consumption in the world 😅
Arenite 6 months ago (edited)
Pina coladas baby! Oh, and margaritas too, but those are for those “let’s get really messed up” days.
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Brain-In-A-Vat 7 months ago
AS the good Dr.House so famously said, 'If you want to be cool, don't be cool . . .'
Trailblazer Studios 7 months ago
Big d**k aside...those are the dudes that might end up giving you the best orgasms of your life, but informing you later on of their gay tendencies later in life.
Dave Sturtz 7 months ago
Is that big (Richard) or big dark or big dork energy? Feels like playing Wordle!
#20
Disgruntled Pelican 7 months ago
Meanwhile, I'm still traumatized by the guy who told me at 14 that I was "pretty enough to f**k, but not enough to date."
Karl der Große 7 months ago
I generally think that once a boy reaches his mid-teens, he is too old to be aborted. I would make an exception for this guy, though.
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#21
Paul C. 7 months ago
My wife who is the youngest of three, always says the oldest brother is like a pancake, the first one always turns out a little weird!
Jaya 7 months ago
I am the oldest and I think I'm gonna cal myself my parent's first pancake from now on :)
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 7 months ago
I was the oldest of five. I always reminded my siblings that after my parents had me they chose to have more.
Moana Manana 7 months ago (edited)
Apparently, there is. October 20 - https://nationaltoday.com/national-siblings-day/#:~:text=Is%20there%20a%20national%20oldest,celebrate%20them%20on%20this%20holiday!
Unfortunately, however, choosing to remove a brand from X can be a risky business move. The BBC reported that at the end of 2023, Apple, IBM and Disney paused their advertisements on the website. And Elon Musk even sued Unilever and Mars for “unlawfully agreeing to boycott” his platform. It can be challenging for companies if their fans don’t follow them onto another social media platform though. And X can turn into even more of an echo chamber if everyone who posts progressive content flees. But if you want to avoid all of the chaos, you can always find the best posts from X shared on Instagram, or on lists right here!
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#23
Chris the Bobcat 7 months ago
Days of the week don't mean nearly as much when you're on disability and can't work...
#24
Karl der Große 7 months ago
If the only way you can hold on to your masculinity is by exclusively drinking man drinks, maybe it's time to think about giving up on it.
TCW Sam Vimes 7 months ago
My fav drink is a mai tai. Fruity for sure, and hits like an effing semi
Robert Beveridge 7 months ago
Grasshoppers will wreck you faster than long Island iced teas if you go to the right place (or know the right bartender) and they taste a whole lot better.
tee-lena 7 months ago
I like the taste of an long Island ice tea. I can down it in less than five minutes
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Zaach 7 months ago
The very first drink I ordered in a Montana bar was a sloe gin fizz - I was 15 and have no idea how I even knew that drink existed (had a really good fake id)
nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
Sloe gin fizz! That was college drink, along with Seven and Seven. I haven't had a sloe gin fizz since turning 20; maybe 19.
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Deep One 6 months ago
I was at a business lunch and the waitress was taking drink orders, when she got to me I asked if they had Guinness. (everyone else had ordered Heinekens) When she said no I said I'll just have water. One of the other guys said "Wow. That's a big swing from Guinness to water." So I said: "Well you're all drinking water, I figured I'd do the same." The boss replied with: "Just because we don't want to chew our beer..."
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#25
Luke Branwen 7 months ago
"Back in Black" is an AC/DC song - both exist :)
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Captive 7 months ago
Not just that. My childhood gave me the impression I would die in a waterfall
Khavrinen 7 months ago
And "killer bees". ( Not the John Belushi/Dan Ackroyd/Gilda Radner kind. )
Load More Replies... Chris the Bobcat 7 months ago
When my daughter was six, she was worried about the sun swelling into a red giant and consuming the Earth. Last time she watched Neil DeGrasse Tyson for a while...
Bremusa4u 7 months ago
Humanity will self destroy way, way, way, way, way, before that happens.
Load More Replies... Caroline Nagel 7 months ago
Worrying about the Bermuda Triangle is a requisite to being a six year old.
PoutDragon 6 months ago
When I was a kid (btw I was really smart) and I kept worrying that they would get a carbon dating machine and test my book and find out that I only put the full stop in after I finished the next paragraph...
#27
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 7 months ago
What is it with Americans an melatonin? I'm forever seeing Reddit posts from Americans visiting the UK asking if they can get melatonin.
#28
Luke Branwen 7 months ago
Have you ever talked to a capitalist bootlicker who constantly complains about "people getting free handouts"? 😁
Load More Replies... nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
I have worked "all the shifts," and 11 to 7 was the easiest on my constitution.
Load More Replies... Jaya 7 months ago
I'd much rather work 11-7, or even 13-9. I'm a night owl kind of person, always have been.
nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
7 to 3 might be great if you're a "morning person," but not everyone is. I despise hours like that; they make me unhappy.
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Arenite 6 months ago
Oh no. You want to stay in bed, not be running to the bathroom every 20 minutes. I’ve only eaten from Chipotle once. Food was tasty, but then…
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#31
Chris the Bobcat 7 months ago
I'd be the upgrade. Parties suck. I'd rather stay at home and watch Once Upon A Time In The West. She'd never lose me then.
Bremusa4u 7 months ago
Just as long as we can watch The Magnificent Seven (the old one), right after it.
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Susie Elle 7 months ago (edited)
I was in a grocerystore and my boyfriend was a little bit over lookign at something, and I without thinking go 'babe!' to get his attention, and like five guys looked up lmao I'm an idiot (not suggesting I was caught with five secret boyfriends, just that it was stupid of me and I should've been more specific)
Chris the Bobcat 7 months ago
If the profile picture is to go by, Ms. Jynx has the same color hair as a Golden Retriever. I would think being compared to a Golden Retriever would be quite the compliment.
Veldrin Dalharil 7 months ago
Excuse me, I am not a PROBLEM to solve thank you! /s Seriously came of a one night stand during a military cruise cruise mixer through said triangle XD
#33
Lowrider 56 7 months ago
My wife and I each pay certain bills. And, we have separate bank accounts. I have no clue how much she has in the bank. And, imo, its none of my business.
TCW Sam Vimes 7 months ago
Since we're married, it's just our money. Bigger expenses are talked about, apart from that we're chill
Kerrysuzi 7 months ago
I've been married nearly 30 years, and although some of our accounts are shared for legal purposes, we do not share the money within them. We never argue about money. We split the bills (although he is retiring soon, so we'll have to rethink that split), and we one credit card that we use specifically for things we purchase together. It's worked out really well.
Karen Menard 6 months ago
This is the great equalizer. You make 75% of the income, you pay 75% of the bills as long as bill usage is comparable. Get married and THEN throw your income together and pick the smart money person to handle it with transparency. Credit cards need transparency too.
Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 6 months ago
No. Either all or Split bills in half. If you are going to help support the other person, then why are you withholding the balance?
Rosie Bannister 6 months ago
i think everyone should have some money of their own for treats (if the overall budget allows) or gifts etc. Have a joint pot to pay for household etc according to means and a little extra, then remainder is free to be used/saved.
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Peet 7 months ago
normally the vodka goes into the sauce...but hey, give it a try 😅
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ElfVibratorGlitter 7 months ago
I actually was thinking about this post the other day when I was making pasta with vodka sauce!
#35
Chris the Bobcat 7 months ago
The only suit I wear is my birthday suit. The neighbors are not amused.
CartoonCasey 7 months ago
It's a secret code. The trick is to change the letters into numbers, add up everything together and multiply the only punctuation to help decode. That is very important. Without that singular comma, this is total gibberish. And I solved it. The message says very clearly: "I am on d***s and have difficulties communicating."
Paul C. 7 months ago
Most men only wear a suit to go to a wedding. Mind you in the UK it's often for a court date or a funeral!
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago
I thought he was trying to confirm she's not a relative >.<
Sally Moen 7 months ago
Not all birth certificates include time of birth.
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Cougar Allen 7 months ago
What's the problem? That info is on his birth certificate (though they often round the time to the nearest quarter hour, which annoys astrologers). It's not like he's asking where and when he was conceived....
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Stephen Andrews 7 months ago
Yep. Moved out at 16, worked nights and finished high school during the day. Rent was $350 a month and I made a whopping $6 an hour because I worked nights.
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Rob Nelson 6 months ago (edited)
first full-time job, ,$2.85/hr and rent was $115 per month, utilities included [for a room, sharing a kitchen and bath, 1980]
Rafael 7 months ago
Still let you with 60c at the end of the month, more than 4x the rent!
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KDav 7 months ago
I was helping one of my long-time patrons fill our a form about mental health for the VA (I'm a librarian) and he kept saying no to the questions about unaliving or damaging his body and I was just floored. He's in his 80s and hasn't suffered from any form of mental illness? I honestly didn't think that kind of stability was a real thing.
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Robert Beveridge 7 months ago
The answer to that question is always "no" unless they're showing The Serpent and the Rainbow on the late late movie. In that case, make the popcorn and take the Vivarin.
Michael Largey 7 months ago
I had more fun in my 20s in the 70s than I'm having in my 70s in the 20s.
XenoMurph 7 months ago
The current generation worries me. They spend so much time alone and isolated. I was socially awkward, but didn;t want to waste the limited time I had doing nothing. That has given me so many awesome experiences I was almost too shy to join in with. The current trend for "I'm an introvert" is killing the ability for young people to experience life.
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Stephen Andrews 7 months ago
Wait a couple decades. You’ll be proud of yourself when you stay up that late.
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Kabuki Kitsune 7 months ago
We do. https://www.sciencealert.com/men-tend-to-fall-in-love-faster-than-women-new-study-shows The issue however, is quite often if a man express his unconditional love to a woman, before she's reached the same phase of a relationship, we're seen as clingy, or overbearing, and it can lead to a breakup. So, men tend to hold back on showing affection because of that.
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Spidercat 7 months ago
Yeah we do. 20yrs for me with the same woman. She's a little bit odd... I'm a little bit odd....our odds work perfectly together and I cannot imagine a life without her.
Sweetie Dahling 7 months ago
Ok I'm taking a screenshot of this because it perfectly describes my husband & me! "Our odds work perfectly together" is so beautifully put 🧡
Load More Replies... Luke Branwen 7 months ago
IMO differs from man to man. I'm personally a hopeless romantic and I love women with all my heart and soul. But then you have types who can't even see women as people and only tolerate them for $ex, children and free housekeeping.
TCW Sam Vimes 7 months ago
Unconditional love does not exist, and should not. But I truly love my wife, "flaws" included.
30ninjazinmybag 7 months ago
No because there is always conditions in loving relationships. Don't cheat, don't abuse etc
Claire Collymore 7 months ago
One presumes this varies according to the chap. Not all women love unconditionally so I wouldn’t expect men to either.
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Rafael 7 months ago
Single men also do it. The secret is not caring for your own comfort, health or appearence. Easy!
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Trophy Husband 7 months ago
Speak for yourself. I have traffic in my pocket, along with a pair of earbuds for when it gets too loud and I need to silence the world, hand sanitizer, a little medicine packed with Tums and Advil, my keys, a pen, a sharpie, my wallet, and two cell phones with me at all times. Thank God men's clothes have real pockets. I don't know how women survive.
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HARRY KOPPERS 7 months ago
I went to a costume party as a flasher. My wife and her sister fabricated a 14 inch dong and a matching set of orbs from some panty hose, and I wore it strapped to me through the fly on a pair of cotton briefs, with a trench coat over all. All the ladies wanted to dance with me.
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Trophy Husband 7 months ago
I compliment my wife and she'll say that she was expecting more enthusiasm. Then I'll try something over the top and she'll say it's too late now...
JudyfromAccounts 7 months ago
Do your makeup and outfits for yourself and don't expect compliments.
panther 7 months ago
Because I am not articulate enough to put into words how beautiful she is.
Karl der Große 7 months ago
"Hey, good job of covering up your face!" It's hard to find a nice way to say it in less than five minutes.
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Chihuahua Mama 7 months ago
My guess would be b0mbs but I'm not sure. That's the best I could come up with
Load More Replies... Chris the Bobcat 7 months ago
If I had a girlfriend and she came over with a big bag and she pulled out a kitten, I would be the happiest guy, though she would now have competition.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 7 months ago
Okay, I feel seen. I honestly do try, but I fall asleep like ten minutes into nearly every movie...
Mimi M 7 months ago
Right here. And I still don't want to. All the other Rockys, all the other Godfathers, all the other Star Wars and Star Treks. And don't even get me started on the action movies. Nope, nope and nope.
Justin 7 months ago
What do you mean you've never seen Star Kid: Return of the Yeti???
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Wild Cream 7 months ago
I just sold my shitbox and got something nicer…..I miss driving a car I don’t care about 😂 someone could be tailgating me and I’d be like “come on, hit me btch, this car is worth $200” 😂
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Dilly Dally 7 months ago
boys who grow up with one sister in the middle of them know sure as heck she could beat someone up if she wants but she's too nice for that.
Cindy Brick 7 months ago
Ummm... is this the same guy who used to practice wrestling holds on me when he was in high school? And is currently mad at me for supporting our mom nearly a decade ago? He said I was trying to k**l her, by letting her stay home for therapy. (She's been dead for 3 years now -- guess I did a bad job.)
Caroline Nagel 7 months ago
My BF has two brothers, no sisters, and he is one of the most decent guys I've ever met.
whiterabbit 7 months ago
Yep, BF has 3 sisters and that man is my everything, never thought I'd find a man who is both manly and truly thoughtful and caring until I met him.
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Potato Vic 7 months ago (edited)
I once dated a guy that agreed we were dating exclusively then told me he loved me. Then later freaked out at the word "boyfriend" 😂😂
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HardBoiledBlonde 7 months ago (edited)
My (ex) husband did not ask my father for my hand in marriage, nor did I have my father walk me down the aisle. My future husband and I met outside of the closed ceremony doors, had our personal moment together (he cried, I cried), hugged, joined hand, said "let's do this" and walked down the isle together. Very controversial at the time, but I am not, never have been and never will be anybody's property.
Claire Collymore 7 months ago
I think it is more about the boyfriend showing respect and having a chance to reassure the father that you will be good to his daughter. It’s not really about the father having the power to veto the relationship.
Gingersnap In Iowa 7 months ago
I once had a guy ask my Dad for my hand in marriage. My Dad said, take all of her not just her hand.🤣
Atom Bohr 7 months ago
It stems from centuries of women being the property of men. Women aren't property in most societies now. Continuing to act as if they are is gross. I'm neither a possession nor a child: if there's an important decision to be made, the only input you need is mine
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HardBoiledBlonde 7 months ago
In parts of the US midwest forty is pronounced as "farty", four as "far" ( highway farty far) and one "warshes their hairs" not washes their hair. There's more but that's more than enough for now.
Lowrider 56 7 months ago
In some areas of the South you need to ask for a pop. If you ask for a soda they think you mean baking soda.
Load More Replies... Billo66 7 months ago
Wait till you notice how many experts, theoretical physicsts, astronomers, atomic engineers, pronounce it "Nucular" I can take it from a regular person but come on man, you're a professional, that's your field of expertise. You can't say Nuclear?
Mimi M 7 months ago
I'm a fanatical noticer of people saying 'phenomena' when they mean 'phenomenon'. Especially when it's done by academics.
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Caroline Nagel 7 months ago (edited)
U2 at Torhout Werchter (Belgian music festival - now Rock Werchter) in 1982 and 1983. I was blown away!
Robert Beveridge 7 months ago
I'm still waiting on most of em to get big and I know it's never gonna happen, but shout out to the LiveJournal friend from Atlanta who introduced me to the music of Butch Walker in 2002.
Luke Branwen 7 months ago
Me with Starset. They're not BIG like mainstream big, but they became well-known in their genre and I've been with them since the first album.
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HardBoiledBlonde 7 months ago
What is "weird but pooh" to one can be normal to another and visa versa.
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ॐBoyGanesh 7 months ago
The global video game population is estimated to be around 3.24 billion. • Ages 18+ comprise the majority of gamers, around 76%. • The demographic of video gamers is typically 35 years old. • •••AS OF 2022, FEMALES ACCOUNTED FOR ALMOST HALF OF THE GAMING POPULATION AT 48%.••• Playstation demographics show that 41% OF PLAYSTATION 4 & 5 OWNERS ARE WOMEN. • In the US, around 80% of men ages 18-34 prefer shooter games. 2022 saw 71% of gamers in the US belong to the Caucasian ethnicity. Asia’s video game population comprises 37% of female gamers. The country with the largest gaming population in 2022 is China, garnering around 742.19 million.
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 6 months ago
once when I was desperate for a wee, the cat ran between my legs, and in trying not to fall, I accidentally started weeing. ON the cat. he's never run between my feet on the stairs since. I've always wondered if he thought I was asserting dominance or something.
HardBoiledBlonde 7 months ago
Ewwww, either way, man or woman just ewwww. On the other hand, perhaps she's looking for someone who's into " golden showers"?
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luci (he/fae) 6 months ago
mine is autism prime, but it changes with events. currently it's autism mine (like minecraft)
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Nils Skirnir 7 months ago
Except in the South, where Hell is pronounced hail
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Phantom Phoenix 7 months ago (edited)
Fudge and Fruitcake! Hard as hail sounds like a sanitised version, used by someone whose schnitzel burger doesn't stink because they don't curse...
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Ty Stratton-Quirk 7 months ago
I'll see your long-haired cat and raise you a Great Pyrenees and a Border Collie.
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