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Ah, Tinder. It's our best friend and our worst enemy. Most of us enter the experience with an open mind, hoping we might actually find that perfect match we've been waiting for. And then the awful pick-up lines crush every bit of that hope into little pieces.

Even if you did meet 'the one' through a successful swipe, the odds are that you went through a few duds before they ended up in your inbox. We can't even blame you, since it's hard to tell if someone is a psychopath based only on their picture. Unless they actually look insane, in which case we would advise to swipe left as fast as you can.

Got a knee-slapping pick-up line, a scathing comeback, or a match that scarred you for life? We want to hear about it. Add it to our list below, but only after you've voted on which of these poor souls got burned the worst.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably the most truthful of the ones seen here so far.

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I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn! Cosplay for real :-) i really dig the bacon enthusiast!

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Just a Purpler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ooh right back at 'chu. It's girls like this I hope don't complain how unfair feminism is...

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Jill Earley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, his mom said he was "an absolute gentleman". I thought he was raised by wolves! That or his wolf mom really loves him.

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JELollis
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*** Looks around... Sees no lake or fish *** Wait... Is that why they call it "Plenty of Fish" ????

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Stille20
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! This is why online dating is great and terrible. You often know really quickly why they are single. For example "guacamole" triggers them. Bravo Avocado.. I want to use that.

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you have to be agree with that. more easy to be a s**t if your a girl. because girl have standart and won't f**k anyone. guy would f**k anyone... or anything :-)

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Veronika Velikova
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, but i still think they are more about finding a friend,than finding sex..

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#48

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Marioara Popescu
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It should connect you to a realtor from a different city.

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Amanda Cariker
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6 years ago Dots