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Daughter Posts Brutally Honest Texts That She Receives From Her Crazy Jewish Mother, And It’s Hilarious

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You may have heard of 'Crazy Jewish Mom.' The creation of Kate Siegal, it started out as a page that she used to share her mother Kim's hilariously honest text messages that she frequently received, usually around the traditional mother worries such when marriage and kids are on the way.

It became so popular that she now dedicates herself to sharing her mothers biting wisdom full time, with several side projects and a book out. We love Crazy Jewish Mom here at Bored Panda and have compiled a list of our favourite Mom-ments. Scroll down below to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favourite!

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago

these are awesome and i don't care if they end up being fake.

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Nimisha Tripathi 7 years ago

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TK 7 years ago

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago

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