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You may have heard of 'Crazy Jewish Mom.' The creation of Kate Siegal, it started out as a page that she used to share her mother Kim's hilariously honest text messages that she frequently received, usually around the traditional mother worries such when marriage and kids are on the way.

It became so popular that she now dedicates herself to sharing her mothers biting wisdom full time, with several side projects and a book out. We love Crazy Jewish Mom here at Bored Panda and have compiled a list of our favourite Mom-ments. Scroll down below to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favourite!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at the bright side: you have a higher rank than your siblings and your dad.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hate to say it but mom is always right, if I had listen to mine my life would have been different. MEET THE DOCTOR

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that was my mom until younger sister got married, now she's the target :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really want to meet this mother and have a conversation! She is really badass! Love her!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why isn't this higher, this is the greatest answer to hellfire and brimstone

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, I don't think of those kinds of comebacks until I'm in the parking lot.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom do this. I lost a lots of clothes when I went home. although those clothes went to orphanage, i just can't...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, mom really wants grandspwans, she's desperate for them.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, lighten up, Nyree, she obviously loves her mother and finds her adorable. Plus she doesn't seem to let her mother's comments control her in any way. This is just how Jewish women talk. You can bet she talks to her mother the same way.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a penis and I totally want this underwear. But I need a smaller snout size.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, when you are on hold for that long, sometimes other priorities need to be addressed!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone needs to dance sometimes... especially when it's a Beyoncé song

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if it's on Goop... (Well, Paltrow also advocate the use of stone eggs... Yep, you're supposed to insert them where you think. She said "regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance and feminine energy in general").

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

shruti "will" most definitely get engaged before her

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg! This mom and her child get into the most hilarious situations!!!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's brilliant. Looks a bit nuts, but she is brilliant nonetheless! And also awfully delighted with getting a colonoscopy... I wonder why? :)

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Constantin George-Florin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is persistent, you gotta give her that! Neo's got nothing on her! Agent Smith would be in awe!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wondering how funny these would actually be if she was your mother?!?? They are hilarious to me! Her daughter...maybe not so much. :-D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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