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"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough," said no doctor ever. But someone did think it and was brave enough to share their thoughts on a sign that was put up and then photographed for all the world to see.

There was once a boring time on earth when signage served the sole purpose of providing directions or information. Nowadays, they've evolved to become a form of entertainment - if even unintentionally. Some are so hilarious, they might have you forgetting where you were heading in the first place. I was driving in an area with a fair amount of wildlife the other day when I passed a sign that read, "For fox sake, slow down." Needless to say, I didn't just slow down. I stopped on the side of the road, reversed and quickly took a photo.

Lots of people, just like me, can't get enough of funny and strange signs. Many can be found gathered in a corner of the internet aptly called, you guessed it: Funny and Strange Signs. The page is a laugh-a-scroll, and Bored Panda has put together a list of the best posts for you to journey through while you wait for a sign to stop procrastinating.

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    #5

    A strange sign at a soccer field reminding parents that the game is just for kids and no scholarships are given.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to remind some parents of this.

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    #12

    Bumper sticker with a strange sign saying using your turn signal is not giving information to the enemy.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner saw a BMW using a turn signal last night, and the headlight blinked off and on with it. I have never seen this, but suggested that perhaps all BMWs do that, and this is just the first time a BMW driver used their indicators....

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    #15

    Humorous sign on a wall contrasting advice to listen to your body with a funny pizza craving message.

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    Jack McHue
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old and I just had pizza for supper. Mission accomplished.

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    #16

    Red sign on a dirt path humorously instructing elephants to stay in their car, showcasing strange signs worth a double take.

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    Marcellus II
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. Why he was wearing my pyjamas I'll never know."

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    #17

    Chalkboard sign with funny message about great food inside and raptors probably outside, a strange sign people notice.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow that looks like a really well done drawing of a raptor.. sock-puppet?

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    #18

    Strange roadside sign with humorous message about wanting to be 14 again and ruining life differently.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wisdom comes from making new and different mistakes, rather than recycling the old ones.

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    #19

    Chalkboard sign outside restaurant with a humorous message urging customers to eat here or both will starve.

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    Angela C
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a restaurant near me with a similar sign

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    #22

    Sign on glass door reads I identify as a wall please use other door, an example of strange signs to double take.

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    Jack McHue
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked into a deck screen door that was identifying as smoke from a grill.

    #23

    Unusual street sign for senior citizens centre placed next to a snowy cemetery, creating a strange and ironic scene.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be clear, everyone there is already as senior as they're going to get.

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    #25

    Rear view of a truck with strange signs on mud flaps stating blinky thing means turning on a busy road.

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    Bill Swallow
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! That guy has a Heads-Up Display (HUD) in his car like I do!

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    #26

    Highway traffic under a strange electronic sign humorously urging drivers to use free turn signals with vehicles.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Model T Ford that begs to differ.

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    #27

    Comfort Inn sign with a strange message about being pet friendly except for bears, a sign so strange it deserves a double take

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    Lotekguy
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good news for me and my wolverine.

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    #28

    Sign on wooden door humorously stating the spider infestation problem is mostly resolved for double take moments.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd thought of this back when I was trying to build our business website and kept getting interrupted by our machinists wandering into my office because they were bored waiting for a process to complete. A sign like this might have discouraged enough of them to let me get at least SOME work done!

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    #31

    Funny strange sign in a library warns ants will learn to read, get smart, and take over the world.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might have a harder time against the roaches than they will with us.

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    #36

    Sign reading graffiti is a crime altered with the word fun graffiti showing a strange and unusual street message.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How likely is it that a poster decrying graffiti gets graffitied?

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    #39

    Funny strange sign outdoors listing small children, drunk people, and yoga pants as things that tell the truth.

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    Jack McHue
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk people don't tell the truth. "How much have you had to drink tonight?" "Jusht a couple of beersh, oshiffer." Proceeds to blow a .23 BAC.

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    #40

    Funny strange road sign humorously reminding drivers to wear seat belts even without a valentine, part of strange signs collection.

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    Tae Cole
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, there's a guy online that's in love and makes love to his car...

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    #41

    Bright pink sign reading no clothing allowed in the library displayed on a bookshelf with various books, featuring strange signs.

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    Jenna Kay
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no typo I can think of that would make this sign make sense!!

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    #42

    No golfing in the cemetery sign posted near gravestones and a pathway under a clear blue sky showing strange signs.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's easier there! The holes are much bigger.

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    #43

    Handwritten sign reading deposit cows slowly one-at-a-time posted on a vending machine, showing strange signs.

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    Bill Swallow
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at 'Cows' and 'Slowly', I'm going to be charitable and say that there's an outside chance that word should have read 'Coins' instead of 'Cows'.

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    #46

    Strange sign in black text on orange background humorously urging employees to wash their hands before returning to work.

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    Caffeinated Ape
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the world are there still adults that need to be reminded to do this??

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    #47

    Sign in a store warning customers not to steal pampers with a humorous and strange message on display.

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    Jack McHue
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random capitalization Is definitely a Problem with Someone.

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    #51

    Sign humorously announcing dining room closed due to unforeseen circumstances, an example of strange signs worth a double take.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean they have a "no tips" policy?

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    #52

    Van with a strange funeral services sign offering budget options and an unusual tagline that catches attention.

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    Bill Swallow
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    File No. 6, Section 6, Subsection 42: Add - 'Sense of Humor - Strong and Unimpaired'.

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    #53

    Rusty metal sign on a gate displaying the strange message empty when full in an outdoor setting with trees and a building nearby

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    Bill Swallow
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key is to recognize that the word 'Empty' is an imperative verb.

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    #56

    Framed funny sign listing bar phone rates with humorous excuses for hiding from wife in a pub setting.

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    DB
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Chapel Hill, North Carolina there is a bar named "He's Not Here"

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    #58

    White van with strange signs on the back including "Driver is old," warning about hearing horn and seeing fingers.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The upper left statement and the tailgate statements seem to contradict each other.

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    #59

    Sign with a smiling flower illustration saying please do not touch me, one of the strange signs worth a double take.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. I won't touch the sign.

    #61

    Outdoor sign at El Arroyo restaurant in Austin with a strange humorous message that deserves a double take.

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    Jack McHue
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *loudly. "Loud" is technically correct, but sounds and looks lazy.

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    #63

    Unusual and strange sign on a sandy path warning visitors not to walk on the water.

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    Jack McHue
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this is British. Or the Pharisees had enough of Jesus.

    #64

    Handwritten strange sign on a black car warning about parking spots with spelling errors, an unusual roadside message.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have such a hard time not correcting this with a red pen, sticking it in an envelope with, "fixed it" written on the outside, and sticking it to this person's front door. I have a decent sense of caution in most situations, but poking this bear might just be too tempting.

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    #73

    Funny strange sign outside First Baptist Church stating 75 percent of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S B C - Southern Baptist Convention. They claim to be Christian. They lie.

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