If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.

The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.

Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!

More info: Twitter (h/t)

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Eglė Liubinaitė
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4 years ago

Ahahaha xD. Laughed so hard at this!

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John L
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4 years ago

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You don't need to go to the zoo, just to see random birds walking around. Then you can save the money for something else. :D

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John L
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4 years ago

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And let's not forget that forbidden apple that led to all this. ;D

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I❤️My cat
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4 years ago

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!

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John L
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4 years ago

Ain't that the truth! :D

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

i swear allthe goddamned time

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

hello it's me

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Kimberly Casper
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4 years ago

That.. Is.. Just.. Cold.. 🙄😐😜

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

how i justify eating a box of chocolates

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

nor does dying bunnies and bleeding doctors they're fucking up

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Lux Lucis
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4 years ago

True

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

the secret of life

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Flora Polvado
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4 years ago

"Zootopia," the DMV scene. I forgot how to breath, I laughed so hard

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Ben Lavalleur
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4 years ago

He could pick some great voices depending on his mood. Darth Vader, Morgan Freeman or Gomer Pyle.

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Silent Skeleton
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4 years ago

Welp, McDonalds again

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Helping Panda
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4 years ago

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I know, right? We should totally call it "Indian Football" to correct this... :-P

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Jenni Ester
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4 years ago

That is so true

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

brilliant

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Becky Leeman
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4 years ago

LOL

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Blind Oracle
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4 years ago

*me*

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Dave Davenport
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4 years ago

But try not to blur the Rolex...

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John L
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4 years ago

That should cause a scene. Unfortunately, you won't be around to enjoy your masterpiece. lol

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

tommorow i will try to eat 27

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

lol

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John L
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4 years ago

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Great Idea Mike. Follow Eeyore's advice and learn the value of STFU.

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Jenna Bois
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4 years ago

Moist makes me think of cake, and cake is wonderful.

Thegreatcountryofverden
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3 years ago

Go Cake!

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Lux Lucis
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4 years ago

oml this made me laugh like a hyena

Annabell
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4 years ago

So did I while Reading your comment :D

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's
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4 years ago

What's so bad about moist? It's not cringe

Robyn Scott
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4 years ago

More minge than cringe...

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Luc Mailloux
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4 years ago

I don't understand why folks hate "moist" so much. The word "tongue" is much more unsettling to me.

Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

devil

Ironcat_xox
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4 years ago

Comic sans, hated by graphic designers

Andy Marcó
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4 years ago

evil

Inga Kivlane
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4 years ago

Whats the chatch with this comic sans font?

Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

I never would have expected a graphic design school to be a telegraph pole. Times are hard...

Marioara Popescu
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4 years ago

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I am a graphic designer and I use comic answers.

Marioara Popescu
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4 years ago

*sans why the fuck this site has no edit function?

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Jasmyne Le
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4 years ago

Age 30: Minivan time!

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

yes

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BoredBunny
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4 years ago

Wish I was there for that.

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Lauren Kaufmann
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4 years ago

same mate

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Blind Oracle
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4 years ago

And we continue to fuck with them

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Sweep the Leg
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4 years ago

Same for me with Saved by the Bell. Thought I'd have perfect skin, my friends would all be models, and I'd be one of the 5 most popular people in a school of 25 students.

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John L
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Your patience is almost as bad as your cynicism Mike.

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Angelika Okotokro
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4 years ago

That water monster is a bully 😠

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The Cappy
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4 years ago

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If he thinks the iPhone 7 can't use headphones, maybe the other choice is the way to go for him...

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Pi...
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4 years ago

Lol! U asked for it! :-D

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John L
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4 years ago

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I wonder how God managed to get Noah to collect all those North and South American critters, and fit them in the ark? And let's not forget the Aussie, and Kiwi critters too. ;D

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Sweep the Leg
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4 years ago

Yep.. How I feel as an academic.

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Helping Panda
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4 years ago

A fascinating thought indeed!

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BetaDaBomb
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4 years ago

I need to do this right away

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Jason
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4 years ago

LOL

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abusedesuba abusedes
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4 years ago

who is chris Brown?

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Jason
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4 years ago

every time

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Amber Ice
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4 years ago

XD

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Yugan Talovich
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4 years ago

Lotsa dead bodies...

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago

That's it!

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Eliza
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4 years ago

Where the hell do you shop??

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Blind Oracle
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4 years ago

Middle name "Cassandra"

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Kimberly Casper
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4 years ago

Like he'd know the difference..

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Sweep the Leg
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4 years ago

Woohoo! I'm angelic!

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Samantha Jones
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4 years ago

I feel your pain, man. :-D

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

i laughed harder than necessary abt night mare

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Aubrie Allen
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4 years ago

I love this! I want this on a t-shirt.

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Claire
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4 years ago

lol like Catherine Windsor Mountbatten

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BoredBunny
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4 years ago

"Dude, just shut up! I don't need to know about Canadia, or whatever it's called! I'm just saying I think it's cold!

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troufaki13
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4 years ago

Hamster mom: That's ok, I already have 86 and a dozen more are on the way *pats belly*

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Blind Oracle
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4 years ago

Bonehead Skeletontop

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Tamra Smith
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4 years ago

This should be higher. LOL

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John L
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4 years ago

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Either that, or politics is no longer interesting, or fun following.

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Kimberly Casper
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4 years ago

I would def put money on it....😏

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Amber Ice
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4 years ago

Nice honesty

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Blind Oracle
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4 years ago

And if you are a ducky, you are damned cute already

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Jenni Ester
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4 years ago

Lmao this is me all the time around new people

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Blind Oracle
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4 years ago

We're all looking at you, Blue Hole

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Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

i do feel like that sometimes so i buy stuff i don't need btw if anyone needs napkin rings, towels and coasters i got you

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Victor Bud
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4 years ago

Trying hard to imagine what a stoked owl looks like. Those big brown eyes...

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago

That's correct!

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's
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4 years ago

Every time! 😂