If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.

The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.

Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!

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Eglė Liubinaitė 2 years ago

Ahahaha xD. Laughed so hard at this!

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MonicBlue C 2 years ago

Can't stop laughing! :))

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Jacqueline Arana 2 years ago

What kind of berry

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I❤️My cat 2 years ago

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!

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John L 2 years ago

Ain't that the truth! :D

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Ok Ha-Neul 2 years ago

i swear allthe goddamned time

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Ok Ha-Neul 2 years ago

hello it's me

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Kimberly Casper 2 years ago

That.. Is.. Just.. Cold.. 🙄😐😜

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Ok Ha-Neul 2 years ago

how i justify eating a box of chocolates

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Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

At least it ain't united

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Ok Ha-Neul 2 years ago

the secret of life

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Flora Polvado 2 years ago

"Zootopia," the DMV scene. I forgot how to breath, I laughed so hard

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Ben Lavalleur 2 years ago

He could pick some great voices depending on his mood. Darth Vader, Morgan Freeman or Gomer Pyle.

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Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

Welp, McDonalds again

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Master Markus 2 years ago

Well, "football" is a very generic term, but I've always thought it was an odd name for American Football since it has very little foot-to-ball action.

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Jenni Ester 2 years ago

That is so true

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Ok Ha-Neul 2 years ago

brilliant

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Becky Leeman 2 years ago

LOL

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Blind Oracle 2 years ago

*me*

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Dave Davenport 2 years ago

But try not to blur the Rolex...

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John L 2 years ago

That should cause a scene. Unfortunately, you won't be around to enjoy your masterpiece. lol

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abusedesuba abusedes 2 years ago

try 30, science needs you

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the derp king (Liam) 2 years ago

How is this not higher up?

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Venomous Sloth 2 years ago

John L, I think you should take Eeyore's advice

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Jenna Bois 2 years ago

Moist makes me think of cake, and cake is wonderful.

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Jasmyne Le 2 years ago

Age 30: Minivan time!

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Jesus Wäre 2 years ago

Welcome to the real world Mike we have cookies.

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BoredBunny 2 years ago

Wish I was there for that.

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Lauren Kaufmann 2 years ago

same mate

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Blind Oracle 2 years ago

And we continue to fuck with them

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Sweep the Leg 2 years ago

Same for me with Saved by the Bell. Thought I'd have perfect skin, my friends would all be models, and I'd be one of the 5 most popular people in a school of 25 students.

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Hyodo widger 2 years ago

Lol I get that a lot xd

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Marioara Popescu 2 years ago

Now I can never showet again.

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Marioara Popescu 2 years ago

Which one is cheaper?

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Pi... 2 years ago

Lol! U asked for it! :-D

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Master Markus 2 years ago

Actually, it was also seven of every clean animal. I don't know why seven, because that significantly more than 2 and also uneven but it's the Bible, it doesn't make sense.

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Sweep the Leg 2 years ago

Yep.. How I feel as an academic.

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Helping Panda 2 years ago

A fascinating thought indeed!

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BetaDaBomb 2 years ago

I need to do this right away

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Jason 2 years ago

LOL

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abusedesuba abusedes 2 years ago

who is chris Brown?

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Jason 2 years ago

every time

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Blind Oracle 2 years ago

But you're obviously going places!

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Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

Lotsa dead bodies...

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

That's it!

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Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

8 Bit FARM GIRL?? XD

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Blind Oracle 2 years ago

Middle name "Cassandra"

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Kimberly Casper 2 years ago

Like he'd know the difference..

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Sweep the Leg 2 years ago

Woohoo! I'm angelic!

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Samantha Jones 2 years ago

I feel your pain, man. :-D

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Emily Black 2 years ago

"Dangerous Virgin"

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Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

I love this! I want this on a t-shirt.

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Claire 2 years ago

lol like Catherine Windsor Mountbatten

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BoredBunny 2 years ago

"Dude, just shut up! I don't need to know about Canadia, or whatever it's called! I'm just saying I think it's cold!

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Hamster mom: That's ok, I already have 86 and a dozen more are on the way *pats belly*

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Linda Cervon 2 years ago

Guy Chapman Fellows

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Tamra Smith 2 years ago

This should be higher. LOL

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Ashley Doherty 2 years ago

John L, is this the only site you troll? I'm just curious.

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Hyodo widger 2 years ago

LOl Good one

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Samantha Jones 2 years ago

Brilliant!!

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Blind Oracle 2 years ago

And if you are a ducky, you are damned cute already

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Jenni Ester 2 years ago

Lmao this is me all the time around new people

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Blind Oracle 2 years ago

We're all looking at you, Blue Hole

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Ok Ha-Neul 2 years ago

i do feel like that sometimes so i buy stuff i don't need btw if anyone needs napkin rings, towels and coasters i got you

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Victor Bud 2 years ago

Trying hard to imagine what a stoked owl looks like. Those big brown eyes...

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

That's correct!

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's 2 years ago

Every time! 😂

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Eliza 2 years ago

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Fabulous back board, just boasting about all my deluded self confidence :D

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Hyodo widger 2 years ago

man, You really caught it from its tail

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's 2 years ago

Every year about dinosaurs ever,

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guess 2 years ago

666 retweets...;;;

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Lux Lucis 2 years ago

I'm gonna try that now.

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Amber Ice 2 years ago

That's so cute

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🌟Jim Phoenix🌟 2 years ago

One a Tangela was on my head☹️

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Or when they go to this retired police officer to ask him if he remembers a case from 1967 and of course he remembers every little detail! I can't even remember what I ate yesterday!! pffff

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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

Public: Stop killing of innocent people. GOV: OK, lets ban guns. Public: NO WE ARE FREE TO PROTECT US!!! GOV: OK, how about this. There is already a number on each gun. How about we would store samples from each sold gun. When somebody will be killed, in seconds police will know which gun it was and who is the owner? Public: WHAT??? No way man, no way. You would track us down and you would take our guns. GOV: How? Public: We don't know you would find a way

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Allison Galbari 2 years ago

Why does this not have more upvotes?!?!

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's 2 years ago

😂👌

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Tiffany McGuire 2 years ago

Hahahahathatsmehahaha