If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.

The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.

Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!

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Eglė Liubinaitė 1 year ago

Ahahaha xD. Laughed so hard at this!

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MonicBlue C 1 year ago

Can't stop laughing! :))

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Jacqueline Arana 1 year ago

What kind of berry

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I❤️My cat 1 year ago

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!

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John L 1 year ago

Ain't that the truth! :D

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

i swear allthe goddamned time

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

hello it's me

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Kimberly Casper 1 year ago

That.. Is.. Just.. Cold.. 🙄😐😜

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

how i justify eating a box of chocolates

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Bunnies are better!! 1 year ago

At least it ain't united

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

the secret of life

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Flora Polvado 1 year ago

"Zootopia," the DMV scene. I forgot how to breath, I laughed so hard

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Ben Lavalleur 1 year ago

He could pick some great voices depending on his mood. Darth Vader, Morgan Freeman or Gomer Pyle.

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Silent Skeleton 1 year ago

Welp, McDonalds again

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Master Markus 1 year ago

Well, "football" is a very generic term, but I've always thought it was an odd name for American Football since it has very little foot-to-ball action.

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Jenni Ester 1 year ago

That is so true

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

brilliant

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Becky Leeman 1 year ago

LOL

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Blind Oracle 1 year ago

*me*

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Dave Davenport 1 year ago

But try not to blur the Rolex...

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John L 1 year ago

That should cause a scene. Unfortunately, you won't be around to enjoy your masterpiece. lol

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abusedesuba abusedes 1 year ago

try 30, science needs you

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the derp king (Liam) 1 year ago

How is this not higher up?

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Venomous Sloth 1 year ago

John L, I think you should take Eeyore's advice

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Jenna Bois 1 year ago

Moist makes me think of cake, and cake is wonderful.

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Jasmyne Le 1 year ago

Age 30: Minivan time!

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Jesus Wäre 1 year ago

Welcome to the real world Mike we have cookies.

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BoredBunny 1 year ago

Wish I was there for that.

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Lauren Kaufmann 1 year ago

same mate

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Blind Oracle 1 year ago

And we continue to fuck with them

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Sweep the Leg 1 year ago

Same for me with Saved by the Bell. Thought I'd have perfect skin, my friends would all be models, and I'd be one of the 5 most popular people in a school of 25 students.

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Hyodo widger 1 year ago

Lol I get that a lot xd

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Marioara Popescu 1 year ago

Now I can never showet again.

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Marioara Popescu 1 year ago

Which one is cheaper?

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Pi... 1 year ago

Lol! U asked for it! :-D

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Master Markus 1 year ago

Actually, it was also seven of every clean animal. I don't know why seven, because that significantly more than 2 and also uneven but it's the Bible, it doesn't make sense.

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Sweep the Leg 1 year ago

Yep.. How I feel as an academic.

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Helping Panda 1 year ago

A fascinating thought indeed!

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BetaDaBomb 1 year ago

I need to do this right away

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Jason 1 year ago

LOL

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abusedesuba abusedes 1 year ago

who is chris Brown?

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Jason 1 year ago

every time

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Blind Oracle 1 year ago

But you're obviously going places!

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Yugan Talovich 1 year ago

Lotsa dead bodies...

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

That's it!

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Silent Skeleton 1 year ago

8 Bit FARM GIRL?? XD

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Blind Oracle 1 year ago

Middle name "Cassandra"

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Kimberly Casper 1 year ago

Like he'd know the difference..

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Sweep the Leg 1 year ago

Woohoo! I'm angelic!

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Samantha Jones 1 year ago

I feel your pain, man. :-D

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Emily Black 1 year ago

"Dangerous Virgin"

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Aubrie Allen 1 year ago

I love this! I want this on a t-shirt.

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Claire 1 year ago

lol like Catherine Windsor Mountbatten

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BoredBunny 1 year ago

"Dude, just shut up! I don't need to know about Canadia, or whatever it's called! I'm just saying I think it's cold!

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troufaki13 1 year ago

Hamster mom: That's ok, I already have 86 and a dozen more are on the way *pats belly*

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Linda Cervon 1 year ago

Guy Chapman Fellows

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Tamra Smith 1 year ago

This should be higher. LOL

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Ashley Doherty 1 year ago

John L, is this the only site you troll? I'm just curious.

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Hyodo widger 1 year ago

LOl Good one

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Samantha Jones 1 year ago

Brilliant!!

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Blind Oracle 1 year ago

And if you are a ducky, you are damned cute already

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Jenni Ester 1 year ago

Lmao this is me all the time around new people

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Blind Oracle 1 year ago

We're all looking at you, Blue Hole

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

i do feel like that sometimes so i buy stuff i don't need btw if anyone needs napkin rings, towels and coasters i got you

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Victor Bud 1 year ago

Trying hard to imagine what a stoked owl looks like. Those big brown eyes...

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

That's correct!

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's 1 year ago

Every time! 😂

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Eliza 1 year ago

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Fabulous back board, just boasting about all my deluded self confidence :D

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Hyodo widger 1 year ago

man, You really caught it from its tail

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's 1 year ago

Every year about dinosaurs ever,

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guess 1 year ago

666 retweets...;;;

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Lux Lucis 1 year ago

I'm gonna try that now.

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Amber Ice 1 year ago

That's so cute

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🌟Jim Phoenix🌟 1 year ago

One a Tangela was on my head☹️

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troufaki13 1 year ago

Or when they go to this retired police officer to ask him if he remembers a case from 1967 and of course he remembers every little detail! I can't even remember what I ate yesterday!! pffff

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Šimon Špaček 1 year ago

Public: Stop killing of innocent people. GOV: OK, lets ban guns. Public: NO WE ARE FREE TO PROTECT US!!! GOV: OK, how about this. There is already a number on each gun. How about we would store samples from each sold gun. When somebody will be killed, in seconds police will know which gun it was and who is the owner? Public: WHAT??? No way man, no way. You would track us down and you would take our guns. GOV: How? Public: We don't know you would find a way

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Allison Galbari 1 year ago

Why does this not have more upvotes?!?!

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's 1 year ago

😂👌

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Tiffany McGuire 1 year ago

Hahahahathatsmehahaha

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Blind Oracle 1 year ago

We probably make astronauts sad too