Deep thinking and deep thoughts, according to some scientists, belong to superior human beings with highly trained brains. Deep thinking is something that encourages the thinker always to question himself, thus leading to new and unexpected answers. We just cannot agree to that, because every one of us experiences an enlightening moment of big ideas going through our morning or evening hygiene routines. Yes, we are talking about the magnificent and brilliant shower thoughts.
Many people have some of their smartest and most creative ideas in the shower, as well as some of their most profound philosophical thoughts. There's even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to them. Why does this happen? Dopamine, that's why. It's a chemical in your brain that affects your emotions, and it gets triggered when we do things like exercising, listening to music, and taking warm showers. Our brains are also more likely to come up with quick thoughts when we're relaxed, and few places in the house are more relaxing than the shower. See below for some of the funniest, the weirdest, and the deepest shower thoughts we could find.
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.
If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.
I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it
Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.
We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.
Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.
People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.
Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.
When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.
If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real fucking quick.
My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.
I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will normally arrive before someone who says "I will be there in 5 minutes".
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say "oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"
It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.
A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.
UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza
I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.
Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.
We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.
My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over sex.
Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.
April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."
Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos
If cats had wings,they'd still just lay there.
The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.
When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the shit.
Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.
Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.
Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.
I'm glad dogs can't read the "no dogs allowed" signs so they don't feel sad and left out.
The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.
If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.
Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.
An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.
Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.
Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can't carry another thing and should have got a baske.
Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.
Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.
It annoys the piss out of me that all cars' turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.
I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.
Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".
I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.
Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is Right" with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.
Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
We insult people by calling them assholes, dicks & pussies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.
When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.
"It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.
Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?
If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.
The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.
Almost every hand I've ever shaken has had a dick in it.
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone's indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.
The craziest prediction that the tv show "The Jetsons" made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.
Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a light source...
There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are.
If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.
The Viagra commercial says "make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex". That's a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.
James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.
Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie.
Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.
Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.
"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.
A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they're antonyms.
Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now
"Where are you" is probably the least used phrase in sign language.
All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.
I've seen my girlfriend's butthole more times than I've ever seen mine.
Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain
It's crazy that's there's this giant thing in the sky all the time that we're not supposed to look at.
Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn't a placebo.
We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.
Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.
If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.
Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount.
The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.
There should by a gym where the membership fee is extremely high at the beginning of the month but you earn money back for every day you end up going and working out for at least an hour.
Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.
Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.