Many people have some of their smartest and most creative ideas in the shower, as well as some of their most profoundly philosophical thoughts. There's even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to them. Why does this happen? Dopamine, that's why. It's a chemical in your brain that affects your emotions, and it gets triggered when we do things like exercising, listening to music, and taking warm showers. Our brains are also more likely to come up with the good stuff when we're relaxed, and few places in the house are more relaxing than the shower. See below for some of the funniest, the weirdest, and the deepest shower thoughts we could find. Don't forget to vote for the best!
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.
If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.