Sometimes when we are doing trivial things, like taking a shower, our minds began to wonder and we come up with the most brilliant ideas. These ideas, which are commonly called shower thoughts, allow us to look at things from a different perspective. Have you ever thought that dogs, who have been human companions for centuries, maybe brings us sticks because we used to need to build fires? Or that the best part of cucumber is the worst part of watermelon? Scroll below to read the whole list of strange but clever shower thoughts.

#1

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.

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Dorka 4 months ago

Exactly!

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#2

There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.

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Annette V 4 months ago

Flat earthers vs hollow earthers: the race against reason

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#3

They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation... meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives.

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Annette V 4 months ago

Lol. I wonder what Justin Bieber's music will advertise🤣

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#4

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

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Γεώργιος Γιολδάσης 4 months ago

Most people know the "us" that we show them, anyway.

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#5

When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

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Night Owl 4 months ago

Generally true, but I've never been one for parties (too many people, too much noise)

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#6

George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.

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Daria B 4 months ago

But he did predict we would accept them and feel secure, like we need them.

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#7

Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets

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Night Owl 4 months ago

Wow, I never thought of that

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#8

Your future self is talking shit about you.

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Pamela24 4 months ago

I deserve it...

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#9

If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.

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Night Owl 4 months ago

But 3am is the most peaceful...

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#10

At special occasions girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.

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Night Owl 4 months ago

True, you always want what you don't have when it comes to hair, but it makes sense to want to change for special occasions, to make your hair special as well

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#11

It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn't stain them white.

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SykesDaMan 4 months ago

I always thought that!!

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#12

Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.

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diane a 4 months ago

Haha - with my poor eyesight - my inner voice must be a constant croak

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#13

Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.

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Cheryl Weldon 4 months ago

I have a cat that is black and white so it's prepared to ruin my wardrobe any time

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#14

We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.

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Γεώργιος Γιολδάσης 4 months ago

Do not put ideas to Governments :D :D :D

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#15

It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

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Aaron Kara 4 months ago

#looks up at daytime sun - "Hmmm"

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#16

The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.

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Melissa Stoudenmire 4 months ago

the burps of a cucumber and watermelon taste the same to me

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#17

One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you say the truth.

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SykesDaMan 4 months ago

"And you won't be punished! And nobody else will know!"

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#18

Bean bags are just boneless sofas.

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Night Owl 4 months ago

That should be their official name

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#19

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

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Isela Keenan 4 months ago

I feel personally attacked

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#20

8 hours of drinking is binge drinking, 8 hours of TV is binge watching, 8 hours of sleep is barely enough.

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SarahofBorg 4 months ago

So by that logic, 8 hours of working is binge working

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#21

Maybe dogs bring home sticks because that was bred into them over millennia of humans needing wood for fires.

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Night Owl 4 months ago

Interesting thought...

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#22

Ducks can swim, fly and walk on land. They have access to all terrains. They are the ultimate animal.

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Pamela24 4 months ago

True. I was recently in Trakai, Lithuania (look it up - it's gorgeous) where there is a castle in the middle of a giant lake. It all belongs to the UNESCO, so it's properly protected, the water is crystal clear...I was looking at the ducks there and felt - yeah, if someone seems to be happy in this world it must be them (and my cat).

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#23

You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.

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Flisey 4 months ago

My bed is in the middle but I am the only one that sleeps in it. I also only sleep on one side of it...

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#24

The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.

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Mother Mary Helen 4 months ago

DUDE

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#25

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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SykesDaMan 4 months ago

It's also your old nose (you receive oxygen and reject carbon dioxide through it) and the other orifice, too...

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#26

Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy

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Night Owl 4 months ago

Now I want to eat miny and spicy together and then drink water

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#27

Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn.

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Christina Sersif 4 months ago

or putting up Christmas lights

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#28

Only one sock goes missing because if both disappeared, you wouldn’t notice.

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Ben Smith 4 months ago

I would definitely know if a pair was missing. I look for specific pairs of socks all the time.

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#29

Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.

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SykesDaMan 4 months ago

... Oooor did we? :Þ

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#30

Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture, getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat.

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incoherent screaming 4 months ago

Oh is it i alwys love eating alone and im 13

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#31

Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake up in different locations all the time, but as an adult the idea of that happening is terrifying.

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Enea 4 months ago

For dogs, using an elevator must be like stepping into a room, feeling the room shake a little, and then stepping into a different environment!

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#32

Anybody that questions why you are shoveling six inches of snow in the *middle* of a snowstorm hasn't shoveled twelve inches of snow at the end of a snowstorm.

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João Ferreira 4 months ago

Also a damn good analogy for procrastinating.

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#33

Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries.

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Randy Dhuyvetter 4 months ago

Loneliness is knowing you have to do it all yourself anyways.

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#34

Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely end credits.

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SykesDaMan 4 months ago

The NBA (NFL, etc) draft is the same but with opening credits! :)

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#35

There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.

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boredkoala 4 months ago

And nothing worse than realizing that all that work you just did in your dream, you still have to do for real.

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#36

By law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy.

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Mother Mary Helen 4 months ago

Ever been to Philadelphia? YUP

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#37

Your tongue’s ability to detect hair is underrated.

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Jilltdcatlady 4 months ago

And having the ability to identify what kind of hair it is, is a curse! Your cat, meh. Your dog, meh. Human hair, not yours, "get out of the way. I'm gonna vomit!!"

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#38

Accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest.

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Fiendhunter 4 months ago

Right.... if you're stalking said person through the forest, I guess ??

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#39

25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.

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Tiny Dynamine 4 months ago

Here's one for you: People often use the word 'technology' to mean only electronic devices, when technology is all kinds of development done by humans.

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#40

Your voice in your head doesn't need to take a breath.

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Γεώργιος Γιολδάσης 4 months ago

And also sounds better than my actual voice :) :) :)

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#41

An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes.

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JaneDoesnt 4 months ago

only if you keep the same weight ;)

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#42

Your dog thinks "fetch" is a game that the two of you made up, and he loves you for that.

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Ben Smith 4 months ago

Or he's just bringing the wood back to us and is like, "build the damn fire already, human!"

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#43

Using a dollar bill as a book mark is cheaper than buying a bookmark.

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Flisey 4 months ago

We have dollar coins :(

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#44

Kids endlessly asking "why" are actually applying the socratic method and stimulate adults to think critically.

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Ben Smith 4 months ago

This was written by someone who never went on a road trip with a toddler.

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#45

The fact that our body knows the difference between a gas and a solid and which is safe to expel at any given time is greatly under-appreciated.

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SykesDaMan 4 months ago

And then solid becomes liquid and things go south...

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#46

If the thumb is not a finger, then there is no middle finger.

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Chris Jones 4 months ago

They are all digits. Much easier.

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#47

Peak productivity is when one is so lazy that they do all of their work in advance so as to avoid doing it later.

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Cosmin Ionascu 4 months ago

This is something you have to do to make your future self stop talking shit about you :))

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#48

Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature.

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Giovanni 4 months ago

That's false, the mineral content totally changes the flavour.

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#49

As a kid, you are bullied by people who don't like you, and your friends are nice. Once you're older, you're bullied by your friends, and people who don't like you are nice.

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Nicole Matthews 4 months ago

I think you need better friends, or higher self-esteem.... or both.

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#50

For the first 8 minutes of your life the sunlight around you is older than you are

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YsaPur 4 months ago

Isn't sunlight always older than me?

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#51

The Wizard of Oz was many people's first exposure to a color film. Decades later, it's many people's first exposure to a black and white film.

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Curious Cat 4 months ago

I always liked the munchkins... they were underrated.

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#52

If you won the award of the first man to break two world records, that would make it 3 awards, and you win the award of first man to break 3 records, now you have infinite awards.

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Randy Dhuyvetter 4 months ago

I think the guinnes book has a record for 'most records broken'. I'm not sure if it counts for the total, but at least it stops this loop from happening

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#53

Being shot with an arrow is basically being long-distance stabbed.

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Chris Jones 4 months ago

Force will be different.

#54

As an adult, being gifted a few pairs of socks isn't just being gifted a few pairs of socks, it's being gifted with not having to go to the store to purchase a few pairs of socks in the near future.

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Nicole Matthews 4 months ago

By that logic, being gifted ANYTHING is being gifted with not having to go to the store to buy it yourself.

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#55

The E's in pee/bee are silent.

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Wendillon 4 months ago

As is everything after "Q" is queue.

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#56

The average car in space is nicer than the average car on Earth

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Miss Cris 4 months ago

But the Earth is in space, it's (a tiny) part of it...

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#57

People that wait until they’re married to have sex only have sex with people in their family.

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Curious Cat 4 months ago

oh god.. here we go... let the ranting start...

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#58

The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

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Night Owl 4 months ago

You sure? Some people can lick their noses.

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#59

Since your internal voice doesn’t have to breath, you can scream internally forever.

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Lucida 4 months ago

I tried and my internally voice actually does have to stop to "breath". Strange.

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