Sometimes when we are doing trivial things, like taking a shower, our minds begin an involuntary brainstorming session and we come up with the most brilliant ideas and, at times, weirdest thoughts. These ideas, which are commonly called shower thoughts, allow us to look at things from a different perspective. And not only that, but you might also surprise yourself with the smarts you actually have!
Have you ever had a shower idea that dogs, who have been human companions for centuries, maybe bring us sticks because we used to need to build fires? Or that the best part of cucumber is the worst part of watermelon? If these bright ideas sound compelling to you, wait until you read the rest of them!
Scroll below to read the whole list of strange but clever thoughts in the shower. If you have some good ideas of your own, be sure to add them to our list!
Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.
There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.
They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation... meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.
When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.
Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets
If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.
At special occasions girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.
It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn't stain them white.
Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.
Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.
It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.
The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.
One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you say the truth.
Bean bags are just boneless sofas.
Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.
8 hours of drinking is binge drinking, 8 hours of TV is binge watching, 8 hours of sleep is barely enough.
Maybe dogs bring home sticks because that was bred into them over millennia of humans needing wood for fires.
Ducks can swim, fly and walk on land. They have access to all terrains. They are the ultimate animal.
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.
Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy
Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn.
Only one sock goes missing because if both disappeared, you wouldn’t notice.
Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.
Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture, getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat.
Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake up in different locations all the time, but as an adult the idea of that happening is terrifying.
Anybody that questions why you are shoveling six inches of snow in the *middle* of a snowstorm hasn't shoveled twelve inches of snow at the end of a snowstorm.
Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries.
Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely end credits.
There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.
By law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy.
Your tongue’s ability to detect hair is underrated.
Accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest.
25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.
Your voice in your head doesn't need to take a breath.
An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes.
Your dog thinks "fetch" is a game that the two of you made up, and he loves you for that.
Using a dollar bill as a book mark is cheaper than buying a bookmark.
Kids endlessly asking "why" are actually applying the socratic method and stimulate adults to think critically.
The fact that our body knows the difference between a gas and a solid and which is safe to expel at any given time is greatly under-appreciated.
If the thumb is not a finger, then there is no middle finger.
Peak productivity is when one is so lazy that they do all of their work in advance so as to avoid doing it later.
As a kid, you are bullied by people who don't like you, and your friends are nice. Once you're older, you're bullied by your friends, and people who don't like you are nice.
For the first 8 minutes of your life the sunlight around you is older than you are
The Wizard of Oz was many people's first exposure to a color film. Decades later, it's many people's first exposure to a black and white film.
If you won the award of the first man to break two world records, that would make it 3 awards, and you win the award of first man to break 3 records, now you have infinite awards.
Being shot with an arrow is basically being long-distance stabbed.
As an adult, being gifted a few pairs of socks isn't just being gifted a few pairs of socks, it's being gifted with not having to go to the store to purchase a few pairs of socks in the near future.
The E's in pee/bee are silent.
The average car in space is nicer than the average car on Earth
People that wait until they’re married to have sex only have sex with people in their family.
The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.