Sometimes when we are doing trivial things, like taking a shower, our minds began to wonder and we come up with the most brilliant ideas. These ideas, which are commonly called shower thoughts, allow us to look at things from a different perspective. Have you ever thought that dogs, who have been human companions for centuries, maybe brings us sticks because we used to need to build fires? Or that the best part of cucumber is the worst part of watermelon? Scroll below to read the whole list of strange but clever shower thoughts.
Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.
There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.
They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation... meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.
When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.
Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets
If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.
At special occasions girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.
It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn't stain them white.
Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.
Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.
It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.
The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.
One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you say the truth.
Bean bags are just boneless sofas.
Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.
8 hours of drinking is binge drinking, 8 hours of TV is binge watching, 8 hours of sleep is barely enough.
Maybe dogs bring home sticks because that was bred into them over millennia of humans needing wood for fires.
Ducks can swim, fly and walk on land. They have access to all terrains. They are the ultimate animal.
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.
Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy
Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn.
Only one sock goes missing because if both disappeared, you wouldn’t notice.
Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.