Sometimes when we are doing trivial things, like taking a shower, our minds began to wonder and we come up with the most brilliant ideas. These ideas, which are commonly called shower thoughts, allow us to look at things from a different perspective. Have you ever thought that dogs, who have been human companions for centuries, maybe brings us sticks because we used to need to build fires? Or that the best part of cucumber is the worst part of watermelon? Scroll below to read the whole list of strange but clever shower thoughts.

#1

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.

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Dorka 3 weeks ago

Exactly!

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#2

There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.

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Annette V 3 weeks ago

Flat earthers vs hollow earthers: the race against reason

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#3

They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation... meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives.

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Annette V 3 weeks ago

Lol. I wonder what Justin Bieber's music will advertise🤣

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#4

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

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Γεώργιος Γιολδάσης 3 weeks ago

Most people know the "us" that we show them, anyway.

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#5

When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

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Night Owl 3 weeks ago

Generally true, but I've never been one for parties (too many people, too much noise)

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#6

George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.

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Daria B 3 weeks ago

But he did predict we would accept them and feel secure, like we need them.

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#7

Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets

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Night Owl 3 weeks ago

Wow, I never thought of that

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#8

Your future self is talking shit about you.

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Pamela24 3 weeks ago

I deserve it...

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#9

If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.

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Night Owl 3 weeks ago

But 3am is the most peaceful...

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#10

At special occasions girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.

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Night Owl 3 weeks ago

True, you always want what you don't have when it comes to hair, but it makes sense to want to change for special occasions, to make your hair special as well

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#11

It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn't stain them white.

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SykesDaMan 3 weeks ago

I always thought that!!

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#12

Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.

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diane a 3 weeks ago

Haha - with my poor eyesight - my inner voice must be a constant croak

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#13

Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.

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Cheryl Weldon 3 weeks ago

I have a cat that is black and white so it's prepared to ruin my wardrobe any time

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#14

We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.

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Γεώργιος Γιολδάσης 3 weeks ago

Do not put ideas to Governments :D :D :D

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#15

It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

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Aaron Kara 3 weeks ago

#looks up at daytime sun - "Hmmm"

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#16

The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.

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Melissa Stoudenmire 3 weeks ago

the burps of a cucumber and watermelon taste the same to me

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#17

One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you say the truth.

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SykesDaMan 3 weeks ago

"And you won't be punished! And nobody else will know!"

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#18

Bean bags are just boneless sofas.

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Night Owl 3 weeks ago

That should be their official name

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#19

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

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Isela Keenan 3 weeks ago

I feel personally attacked

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#20

8 hours of drinking is binge drinking, 8 hours of TV is binge watching, 8 hours of sleep is barely enough.

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SarahofBorg 3 weeks ago

So by that logic, 8 hours of working is binge working

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#21

Maybe dogs bring home sticks because that was bred into them over millennia of humans needing wood for fires.

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Night Owl 3 weeks ago

Interesting thought...

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#22

Ducks can swim, fly and walk on land. They have access to all terrains. They are the ultimate animal.

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Pamela24 3 weeks ago

True. I was recently in Trakai, Lithuania (look it up - it's gorgeous) where there is a castle in the middle of a giant lake. It all belongs to the UNESCO, so it's properly protected, the water is crystal clear...I was looking at the ducks there and felt - yeah, if someone seems to be happy in this world it must be them (and my cat).

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#23

You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.

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Flisey 3 weeks ago

My bed is in the middle but I am the only one that sleeps in it. I also only sleep on one side of it...

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#24

The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.

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Mother Mary Helen 3 weeks ago

DUDE

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#25

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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SykesDaMan 3 weeks ago

It's also your old nose (you receive oxygen and reject carbon dioxide through it) and the other orifice, too...

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#26

Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy

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Night Owl 3 weeks ago

Now I want to eat miny and spicy together and then drink water

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#27

Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn.

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Christina Sersif 3 weeks ago

or putting up Christmas lights

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#28

Only one sock goes missing because if both disappeared, you wouldn’t notice.

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Ben Smith 3 weeks ago

I would definitely know if a pair was missing. I look for specific pairs of socks all the time.

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#29

Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.

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SykesDaMan 3 weeks ago

... Oooor did we? :Þ

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#30

Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture, getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat.

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incoherent screaming 3 weeks ago

Oh is it i alwys love eating alone and im 13

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