35 Jokes That Programmers Should Have No Trouble Relating To, As Shared In This Online Group
Tech companies are no longer recognized as just computer software producers. From the take-outs we order to the movies we stream, they've become integral parts of our lives.
So to better understand the folks that belong to them and make it all happen, let's take a look at what's going on in the Facebook group 'Programming Jokes & MeMes' where industry professionals relate to each other by poking fun at their joys and sorrows.
You will probably understand more if you can write at least one line of code yourself, however, that's not a prerequisite; the members of this online community are people just like you and me, and even if you're merely a simple internet user, chances are, you will still learn something about this colorful bunch after you scroll through their posts that we collected for you.
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Hint: your last one you created was 7*&^*&gjHtujhgjkHG87686Jhg675&^*&^*&)YTYTEytffwjh
According to Stack Overflow’s 2020 Developer Survey, JavaScript currently stands as the most commonly-used language in the world (69.7%), followed by HTML/CSS (62.4%), SQL (56.9%), Python (41.6%), and Java (38.4%). And you can see this list represented in the group's content, too.
Simply put, JavaScript is used to manage the behavior of web pages. With it, coders create dynamic web elements such as animated graphics, interactive maps, clickable buttons, and so on.
Programmers who use HTML, CSS, and JavaScript in tandem obtain an even higher level of website control and can provide a better user experience in terms of navigation and readability.
I hate this c**p. They make the APIs incompatible with older versions or they make some new library dependency.
Python, on the other hand, is a general-purpose programming language that empowers developers to use several different programming styles (such as functional, object-oriented, reflective, etc.) when creating programs.
Several popular digital tools and platforms were developed with Python, including YouTube, Google Search, and iRobot machines.
As one of the easier-to-learn and -use languages, Python is ideal for both beginners and experienced coders alike. The language comes with an extensive library that supports common commands and tasks, and its interactive qualities allow programmers to test code as they go, reducing the amount of time wasted on creating and testing long sections of code.
Another increasingly common theme in the group is artificial intelligence (AI) and all the ways programmers are utilizing it. And it's easy to understand why if we compare a few surveys.
In January 2023, Fishbowl, a social platform owned by employer review site Glassdoor, found that almost 30% of the nearly 4,500 professionals surveyed this month have already used OpenAI’s ChatGPT or another artificial intelligence program in their work. Respondents included workers from Amazon, Bank of America, JPMorgan, Google, Twitter, and Meta.
Flash forward to this month, and according to a new GitHub programmer survey, 92% of US-based developers are now using AI coding tools both in and outside of work.
After partnering with Wakefield Research to question 500 US-based enterprise developers, GitHub also discovered that 70% of programmers believe AI is actually providing significant benefits to their code.
LOL... I knew someone in a lab who was like this. This person was NOT that much older than me... they were just **FREAKING** out like "What's this ... this ICON thing? HUH? I bet it's taking up ALL this memory" - and proceeded to delete all the shortcuts... I had a very difficult time taking them seriously for the rest of the year...
Specifically, developers explained that AI coding tools can help them meet existing performance standards with improved code quality, faster outputs, and fewer production-level incidents.
This is more than just people working on external open-source projects or just messing around. Only 6% of developers said they solely use these tools outside of work, so in other words, today, AI programming tools have become a part of today's business IT.
However, keep in mind that even though ChatGPT can write a program for these folks, if they don't understand what they're doing in the first place, the result will still be garbage. So we still need to give credit where credit is due.
Developers simply believe AI will give them more time to focus on solution design. They hope to spend more time designing new features and products instead of writing boilerplate code. And I think we'll see if they get what they want on 'Programming Jokes & MeMes' in one form or the other.
Yeah but dates is a concept no language has found an easy way of handling that
Ok but why the hell poor guy is sitting on a bank? EDIT: clearly bank was not the right word
And in ten minutes you need to explain how you got there to your teacher
That Google suggestions tell more about the user of that pc than it tells about programmers (or Harry Potter)
Especially if you studied 10 years of Roman literature after you decided "damn it I'll do software now"
A misplaced ; and your website goes Dali's version
Hehe smoke and mirrors ... sometimes you have to present an artistic interpretation of what the code should work like as opposed to something that doesn't work ... Bought me a lot of time with so called team projects where new employees have revealed their inability to write code or actually do any work.
"Our apologies, at the moment it's busier than usual, please call again next year" *click*
Im heavily tempted to calculate the real number of lines needed but I assume it is way more than 2605200
That guy's a lot weaker than most programmers who've been coding for a day...
No usually it's the other way - a totally overperforming pc compiling some dot net framework that could have been a 1kb shell script if someone would know more about coding
Take a butterfly put it on the copy printer, fold the paper to a paper plane and let it fly - that is how close csv is to a database
