35 Jokes That Programmers Should Have No Trouble Relating To, As Shared In This Online Group

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The top left pic of Snoop always makes me happy.

This was so much fun I started over thinking and gave up 🤣

I hate this c**p. They make the APIs incompatible with older versions or they make some new library dependency.

Obviously right?

I don't see anything in this picture!

Next Generation: "oh, you 3D-printed the 3D printer!"

Just be like "hmmm maybe I'll walk around for a bit then I can try to figure out how to find my problem" *five hours later * "never mind I give up"

Uh-oh!

The solution to this is linux

Wtf is the carpenter's download button...

Every 👏 single 👏 time

Check caps even though you know it's not it

LOL... I knew someone in a lab who was like this. This person was NOT that much older than me... they were just **FREAKING** out like "What's this ... this ICON thing? HUH? I bet it's taking up ALL this memory" - and proceeded to delete all the shortcuts... I had a very difficult time taking them seriously for the rest of the year...

Omg the middle picture on the right looks like a human wrench 🤣

And if nothing works he smashes the monitor

That's why you gotta press the "ANY" key.

I had a laptop once that ran so hot that it burnt my leg on the underside of a 1" (2.5cm) thick MDF desk. I think Toshiba may have confused some of the laptop parts with those from one of their microwaves!

I see cat. Upvote.

When I tried to download Unity on a N3060 processor

Best tutorial you need for every word in a five minute video.

Gif! Just gif me your hand!

I take it they're learning python? 🤣

So dandy 🤣

Yeah but dates is a concept no language has found an easy way of handling that

Third expression is so relatable though

Please keep in mind that vpn is bidirectional

What’s the top one supposed to be

Ok but why the hell poor guy is sitting on a bank? EDIT: clearly bank was not the right word

And in ten minutes you need to explain how you got there to your teacher

My old Sony had a terrible fan design that just seemed to gather dust and fluff. Consequently whenever it was doing anything remotely useful, it sounded like a jet engine taking off. It was so bad that I had complaints from people on the other end of video calls!

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It does work sometimes though

That Google suggestions tell more about the user of that pc than it tells about programmers (or Harry Potter)

Especially if you studied 10 years of Roman literature after you decided "damn it I'll do software now"

Can someone explain this to me? I got the shift+WASD for gamers but I'm italian and for me the key in the second picture is @.

A misplaced ; and your website goes Dali's version

I know some global climate modelling software like that.

Relatable.

Corrupt training data will be the fall of humanity.

Honestly I think doing anything while somebody is watching is like that, especially if that someone is a person you like or want to impress

...I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

You dropped a G.

You mean on?

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For a moment, I thought that was Gandalf, haha.

But it is (mc) ² and not mc² - but still funny

"Our apologies, at the moment it's busier than usual, please call again next year" *click*

Im heavily tempted to calculate the real number of lines needed but I assume it is way more than 2605200

hopefully it's not a spicy pillow!

Linux users have left the chat

That guy's a lot weaker than most programmers who've been coding for a day...

IF she understands, marry her straight away!

Lag!

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Shocked there are no deranged comments about elon

Please - sudo

cost of software > value of my personal data

Whoa easy there creep 🤣

To be fair, with css you can technically code

I peaked at C tic-tac-toe. I just couldn't win.

Damn kids. Get off my lawn!

This is so backwards…

No usually it's the other way - a totally overperforming pc compiling some dot net framework that could have been a 1kb shell script if someone would know more about coding

Take a butterfly put it on the copy printer, fold the paper to a paper plane and let it fly - that is how close csv is to a database

Programming isn't difficult. Programming correctly to produce something functional on the other hand....