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Women truly excel in every field, and humor is no exception. Whether it’s juggling careers, sports, or just day-to-day life, they give it their all—and often with a hilarious twist. Every individual has their unique charm, but today, we’re shining the spotlight on women and their razor-sharp wit.

The Bored Panda team scoured the depths of X (formerly known as Twitter) to bring you the funniest and most relatable tweets by women in recent months. From clever one-liners to laugh-out-loud moments, these posts show how women are bringing their A-game to humor online. Keep reading to dive into this curated selection of comedic gems to brighten your day!

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    While these posts highlight the fun and witty side of women, it’s worth noting that humor often comes from a place of resilience. Women joke about life, and their quirks, and even make fun of themselves, but behind the laughs, there are still significant issues that need attention. 

    Lack of education is one such issue. Even today, in many parts of the world, women and girls are denied the right to an education. Whether that’s due to poverty, cultural norms, or a lack of resources, countless women miss out on opportunities simply because they’re not allowed to learn.

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    Funny post by a woman joking about airport security and baggage claim chaos.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you're not brave enough to pick one while other passengers are still waiting, go for a belt that has lonely suitcases just going round and round. Not that I'm brave enough to do even that, but it's not like the thought hasn't crossed my mind ...

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    Another pervasive issue women face is the stigma surrounding menstruation. Despite being a natural biological process, it is often shrouded in taboo and silence. This leaves countless women and girls without proper resources, education, or support, forcing them to navigate these challenges in isolation.

    Menstrual stigma often stems from cultural and societal biases, which frame menstruation as something shameful or abnormal. This perception can marginalize those who menstruate, perpetuating a cycle of misinformation, exclusion, and limited access to essential hygiene products and facilities.

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    In the workplace, the gender pay gap remains a stark reality. Many women have spoken up about being paid less than their male counterparts for the same roles and responsibilities, highlighting how far we still need to go to achieve workplace equality.

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    Tweet about the unspoken grief of not becoming a grandparent, highlighting funny posts by women.

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    Syrah
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son and his partner don't want kids, and do you know what I said? Absolutely nothing as it's nothing to to with me.

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    #12

    Screenshot of a funny post by a woman, sharing a humorous insult about someone being called a bungalow.

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    TTorrest Author
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPOON is my favorite British insult. (The most useless tool in the drawer)

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    Gender inequality isn’t limited to pay. Women often face limited opportunities for leadership positions or decision-making roles. This imbalance extends to politics, corporate offices, and even creative fields.

    #14

    Funny post by a woman joking about the time spent on a bottle of wine, saying 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds chill, they usually contain only 700ml and it's not hard to chug that down within 5 minutes

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    Balancing work and life is another unique challenge many women face. Juggling careers, families, and personal goals can feel like an uphill battle. Interestingly, the pandemic has prompted more men to take on household responsibilities, easing some of the burden, but it’s still far from equal.

    Pregnancy discrimination is yet another issue. Many women report being passed over for promotions or even losing their jobs simply because they’re pregnant or are planning to have children. This unfair treatment discourages women from pursuing both career and family goals simultaneously

    #20

    A humorous tweet by a woman about a casual encounter with her brother in Manhattan.

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    Matt Du
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is way too much hatred in my family, for any of us to ever be in the same city.

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    #21

    Tweet by a woman humorously discussing her daughter's comment on body image.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zaftig means pleasantly plump, and it's the only positive synonym of fat that I know of. Anyone know any other words that put a positive spin on something that is usually deemed negative?

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    Workplace disparity doesn’t stop there. Women often face additional challenges like discrimination and bias, especially in male-dominated industries. It’s a battle just to be seen, heard, and taken seriously.

    #22

    Funny post by a woman, joking about accidentally telling her boss "I love you" and planning to walk into the ocean.

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    #23

    Funny post by a woman about accidentally closing a two-year-old unread tab.

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    KDav
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone just tried to close down 4 tabs I've been keeping open for reference for at least 4 years. I usually consult them at least once a year, but my phone thought it would be "helpful." Thankfully it also gave me the option to open them back up, but I'm still salty my phone thinks it knows me.

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    #24

    Screenshot of a tweet by @VeryBadLlama sharing humorous adult life problems.

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    Northlander72
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    4 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading that list on Cracked that basically convinced me that Cosmo's staff want all men dead.... or at least heavily maimed. It was just such a manical marriage between gaslighting and paranoia, it wouldn't surprise me if Cosmo is the women's magazine version of Fox News.

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    Inadequate healthcare is another hurdle. From reproductive health to mental health services, many women face barriers to accessing the care they need. Whether that’s due to a lack of resources, stigma, or systemic bias, these gaps have a profound impact on women’s lives.

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    #27

    A humorous post by a woman joking about the end times taking forever.

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    Matt Du
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live in hope that it wouldn't happen but now not so much.

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    These posts may show the lighter side of women, but they also serve as a reminder of the strength and humor women bring to the table despite the challenges they face. Which issue do you think needs more attention? Let’s start the conversation!

    #28

    Screenshot of a funny post by a woman about enjoying silence in her new apartment.

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    Matt Du
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a stroll down around the house around the house while in your birthday suit or using the toilet without closing the door are two of the best things in the entire world, unless you have forgotten you have put up your in-laws in the spare room for the night

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    #30

    Tweet by a woman joking about spending habits, comparing time spent saving money on gifts to buying pizza.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife trying to convince me that a 30 cent savings/gallon on fuel is worth driving 30 miles for. "Yes dear, you DO save $3.00 (on 10 gallons), and your car gets 30mpg, at an average price of $3.00/gallon

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    #31

    Funny post by a woman about kettle chips being louder than thoughts, with high engagement likes and comments.

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    Matt Du
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like popcorn in a cinema for this, stops my mind from wandering, so I can enjoy the film. Distractions aren't always a bad thing.

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    #32

    Funny post by a woman questioning how people afford things, with reactions and engagement on social media.

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    Matt Du
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's your day off, you're in the city centre and it's 2pm. The day shift is still in work, afternoon shift are just starting, morning shift are about to clock out and night shift are tucked up in bed. So how are the shops packed with people, wandering around with a dozen shopping bags in each hand.

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    #34

    Funny post by a woman joking about using different phones for escapism and responding to texts.

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    justagirl
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Except that it's the exact same phone with the exact same text and I saw your text, I just want you to shut up and go away because I am in BED and I am COZY, SANDRA.

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    #36

    Tweet by a woman humorously questioning how people can be vegans when drunk, describing eating a carrot.

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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did ASL start standing for “as hell”?? Last I knew, it meant “American Sign Language” and just had to Google this to make some kind of sense of this meme… WTF???

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    #37

    Funny post by woman about daughter asking if cats have shoulders.

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    Pernille
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they don't have collarbones, that's why they are so slinky.

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    #38

    Tweet by a woman humorously describing a bartender's reaction to her bizarre drink order.

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    iBlank
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I get a grasshopper sex on the beach lemon drop car bomb please

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    #39

    Tweet about a boyfriend encouraging a cat to lick buffalo sauce.

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    BookFanatic
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope OP encouraged her boyfriend to clean up after the cat puked.

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    #41

    Humorous tweet by a woman about a funny encounter with Jesse Eisenberg at work.

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    Spidercat
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely once met Bob Hoskins and cheekily asked him for a tenner to cover the money I paid to see Mario Brothers 😂(I was a server at the time and, god bless him, he left a crisp tenner as a tip).

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    #42

    Screenshot of a funny post by a woman joking about constantly kissing her cat's nose.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got that as well, but it's worse because I have two of them. :-(

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    #45

    Tweet by a woman humorously suggesting her sighs could power a wind farm.

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    BookFanatic
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realized how much I sigh at work until a new colleague asked me if I was annoyed with them. It's not annoyance, I think it's just asthma. Lol

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    #46

    Funny post by a woman joking about resting all seven days if she were God.

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    Space Invader
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have created day and night at the very end - that way I'd have gotten everything done in a single day and gotten the rest of the week off!

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    #49

    Tweet by a woman joking about closing work tabs as a reverse advent calendar.

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    #57

    Funny post by woman on Hinge about Irish men's group photos and similar haircuts.

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    #58

    Funny post by woman about onions feeling good when caramelized, with likes and comments on a Tweet.

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    #61

    Tweet by user Liv :P humorously commenting on unusual email domains, highlighting funny posts by women.

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    Colin Matthews
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky enough to get a Gmail address early enough that it's basically my name without all the weirdness

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    #65

    Tweet by a woman humorously stating a coat will change your life, gaining attention with 7.6K likes.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have it. I got it at Target 2 winters back. EVERY time I wear it, I get a compliment. To the point my ex got mad at me because I kept getting compliments shopping one time. I had 8 independent people come up and compliment me that trip. It's my magic winter coat.

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    #66

    Tweet humorously criticizing Michael Buble's song lyrics change by a woman.

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    char
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're gonna choose to cover that song, the least you can do is be gay about it

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    #68

    Screenshot of a funny post by a woman, sharing humorous thoughts after taking Nyquil and waking up to a note.

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    Matt Du
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first and last bits were funny. But feels like someone being a b***h to other women

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    #70

    Tweet by a woman humorously comparing setlist and menu checking habits.

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    #72

    Woman giving a funny side-eye in a classroom setting.

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    Matt Du
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or and this is a wild thought you could just go up and talk to them like a normal person.

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    #73

    Tweet about magnesium's benefits, humorously questioning emotional stability.

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    #75

    Funny post by a woman about being invited to a New Year's Eve party with a $20 entry fee.

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    Susical
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez. If you're broke, make it BYOB (bring your own bottle) or even a potluck. But a cover fee for a house party?

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    #77

    Funny post by a woman about noticing plaque buildup and wondering why others don't see it.

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    Kelly Scott
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard someone describe it as having fuzzy little sweaters on their teeth and now I can't unsee that.

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    #78

    Woman asleep on a couch holding a pillow, with "wyd after work?" text above, representing a funny post by women.

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    Kate Jones
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people go out after work? I will never understand in the same way that people wake up early to go for a run and then still have time for a show and to put makeup on. Like...why is your day longer than mine?

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    #80

    Tweet expressing humorous frustration about post-holiday busyness, contributing to funny posts by women online.

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    #81

    Tweet by a woman humorously reflecting on procrastination, with high engagement.

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    Matt Du
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pandemic was a horrible moment in time except for this.

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    #82

    Funny post by a woman humorously repeating her love for almond croissants.

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    digitalin
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    4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang it, another $3 wasted. Tomorrow will be different.

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    #83

    Tweet by a woman humorously describing her dating mishap involving best friends.

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    Susical
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017