Just like when naming a baby, a great deal of care and thought normally goes into choosing what you'll be yelling at your furry friend for years to come. In practice, however, most of us just end up calling them whatever comes to mind over the years, and at some point realize that those nicknames have actually become their identity. Twitter user @MooseAllain recently shared the unfortunate moniker their pet was doomed to carry, and sparked a chain reaction of other animal owners confessing how their companions' names 'evolved' as time went on. It's one of those truly pure and delightfully hilarious moments on the Internet that just makes you want to tune everything else out for a short while and have a giggle.

Scroll down to see what people are really calling their pets, and let us know what you're guilty of dubbing yours. (h/t)

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MagicalUnicorn
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3 years ago

that escalated quickly :D

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Bwaaahaha! Mat the Cat and Rug the Mog.

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CZ
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3 years ago

a very sad truth

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HyperBlender
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3 years ago

Why???

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3 years ago

Popcorn!!

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3 years ago

Cool name!

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3 years ago

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I don't understand too :PPP

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Hans
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3 years ago

This could be expected.

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Nash Nopper
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3 years ago

Family Guy Style :)

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Jade Lorreni💜💙
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3 years ago

Bumfluff?!!?!?!?

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JillVille Child Care
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3 years ago

Twatsticks Fandango.... awesome!

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3 years ago

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Let it goooooooooo~

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Lolling too hard at this!

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

That's aMooosing..

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Tracey Martens
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3 years ago

There's a story there, Micheal.

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Kandi Ali
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3 years ago

*facepalm*

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3 years ago

Nice name

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Birdgirl45
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3 years ago

Psycho-mog? Lmao

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Community Member
3 years ago

Big change

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Tabitha Feliciano
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3 years ago

Love this!!!

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Pi...
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3 years ago

He DEFINITELY looks like an Alfie!

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3 years ago

Schnooly-Doo?? :DDD

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CZ
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3 years ago

i am confused

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3 years ago

Firefox? :P

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3 years ago

Where are you from???

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Shari H
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3 years ago

I call my youngest cat Little Man.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Macy Grey! What a coinkidink!

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Anna Thouvenin
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3 years ago

I bet this dog is a Daschung!

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rainstarr
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3 years ago

but of course!

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Pi...
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3 years ago

I....I....don't get the Kevin Costner one.

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3 years ago

Sharko :P

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Kim Lorton
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3 years ago

Dogs just want love and to make us happy.... and a decent and dignified name....

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Mama Panda
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3 years ago

Party on Dude!

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Linda Gulley
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3 years ago

Poochos Poochos Ghali!

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Blue Cicada
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3 years ago

I will have to remember the QC.

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Sam Leigh
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3 years ago

Nice!

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

She's clearly judging you for this.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Tibbenacious D is awesome!

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Community Member
3 years ago

I like Disco, feels fancy :P

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Awww... is he a bloodhound?

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Lila Allen
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3 years ago

Oh my son loves the Octonauts... Captain Barnacles is the bomb :)

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just a thought !
Community Member
3 years ago

Too short , in my opinion 😂

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pikachu
Community Member
3 years ago

Bella bouffalant for a Pokémon lover

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Kandi Ali
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3 years ago

Our family insisted on doing the same! We have Jolie Sophia (Joliebean > beans > beanie > beans & rice > beanie girl > boo boo girl > boogiewoogieoogie) , Damien Kristopherson (DeDe > doodoo > pupsicleman > Popsicle> puppertini> poopsie) and Anthony Jay (Tony > fluffy > flufferton > fluff puff > puffyman > puffy > puffin > poopooman)

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Sam Leigh
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3 years ago

Bottie is a lovely name - should be kept in the family and passed down generation to generation

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LuckyPineapple
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3 years ago

Poopert!!!

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Emann Bachovinc
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3 years ago

OMG soo cute

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Megan Spainhour
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3 years ago

How is that a pet, as the title of this suggests

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Pi...
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3 years ago

This is awesome! I'm gonna name a dog "Happy Birthday" someday!

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Julie Stone
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3 years ago

Our Cooper is Cooper the Pooper, or Cooper McPooper.

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Weim Central
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3 years ago

Lovely photo of content - the anchor socks are just a bonus!

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Out of chocolate
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3 years ago

I don’t get this one.

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Cat Lady
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3 years ago

"Mince" I love it

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Connie Martin
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3 years ago

Did she bite after 3? I had a cat who did that.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Scrote... lol!

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Randy Olafsson
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3 years ago

Haha - my cats name is Minge too!!! Started as Minge (my Ginger), then Missoula, then Ginzario, now it's the GZA

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Think I read a Rolls Royce in there too!

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Sharon Palmer
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3 years ago

My lab is officially Sam (so my disabled daughter could say his name but she in fact calls him yam) but gets numbnuts too

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My Boy

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3 years ago

This is Loki. AKA Loki boy and boo boo face

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Pudsey is "short" for spud... smh and laughing

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Weim Central
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3 years ago

I hope he had a Burberry scarf!

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Jasper, Also Known As Sunny Bunny, Sunny Schnuggs, Mr. Meowy, And Me-Me-Meow

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3 years ago

This is Jasper. Aka Sunny Bunny, Sunny Schnuggs, Mr. Meowy, and Me-Me-Meow

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Carmen Devore-Blakestad
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3 years ago

I'd just call her Cutie Patootie. :D

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Jeeya Kaur
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2 years ago

id call the dog tigger

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Carmen Devore-Blakestad
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3 years ago

String Bean.

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Montgomery....monty/montypom/montyp/monty Python/monster/pom/pompom/pompompadoodle/poodlepoo/poodle And Now Poodie

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