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Just like when naming a baby, a great deal of care and thought normally goes into choosing what you'll be yelling at your furry friend for years to come. In practice, however, most of us just end up calling them whatever comes to mind over the years, and at some point realize that those nicknames have actually become their identity. Twitter user @MooseAllain recently shared the unfortunate moniker their pet was doomed to carry, and sparked a chain reaction of other animal owners confessing how their companions' names 'evolved' as time went on. It's one of those truly pure and delightfully hilarious moments on the Internet that just makes you want to tune everything else out for a short while and have a giggle.

Scroll down to see what people are really calling their pets, and let us know what you're guilty of dubbing yours. (h/t)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is brilliant! I've just named one of our feral visitors Tea Ceremony..

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Marie-Eve Barette
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now, I so want to see a picture of that bunch! I'd love to smell that stench too! Any scratch and sniff available? :)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a calico once... called her Cali... and then CaliPooh... and then CaliPoochi... And there was another pretty kitty whose name was Squirrel... she became skoodil out of cuteness.

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Kim Lorton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dogs just want love and to make us happy.... and a decent and dignified name....

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Lila Allen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my son loves the Octonauts... Captain Barnacles is the bomb :)

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Kait Jackson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Molly is Molly Moo, Moo, Muffin, Mollificent, Mollers; other cat is Kaylee, Kayles, Kaelzebub, Kit Bit, Kittle Bittle, Bug (when she was littler and had big bug eyes)

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Kim Lorton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have a Woodrow Winston we call him woodie, he’s known as woodman, booboo, my big boy, my baby but mostly Woodie.

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Sam Leigh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bottie is a lovely name - should be kept in the family and passed down generation to generation

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is awesome! I'm gonna name a dog "Happy Birthday" someday!

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Randy Olafsson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha - my cats name is Minge too!!! Started as Minge (my Ginger), then Missoula, then Ginzario, now it's the GZA

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Sam Leigh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aahhh yes Numbnuts - a traditional name you don’t hear often these days.

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Montgomery....monty/montypom/montyp/monty Python/monster/pom/pompom/pompompadoodle/poodlepoo/poodle And Now Poodie

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Montgomery….Monty/Montypom/Monty-P/Monty Python / Monster/ Pom/Pompom/Pompompadoodle/Poodlepoo......and now Poodie. I don't ever mean to change what I call him...it just evolves....

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Sam Leigh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sorry but I hope you call him Scott only @ home indoors. You wouldn’t want anyone hearing you call him Scott

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Sam Leigh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve noticed a lot (a real lot) of cat owners change their female cat names to Male names .. I wonder why that is?

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Sam Leigh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could play around with that and name a dog Prince Harry of Testis (I went singular as it’s more historically correct).

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This Is Elliott. Who Became Ellie, Smelly-Butt, Melly, Mezzy, Bezzy, Bozzy. Also Spawn Of Satan, Devil Spawn, Pretty Rug.

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My Red Border Collie Is Called Ruby Aka, Rubes, Rubey Doobey, Pooch, Doggo, Scooby Doo, Or Just Dog

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Sam Leigh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well @ a guess Dog looks slightly needy so the perfect name would be a Sweetie

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Sam Leigh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone isn’t editing in the names maybe? Ok so Cutie, strangers would call him Cutie and as I don’t know him personally, Cutie he is. If he lived somewhere in Scotland, older gentlemen on the streets would call him Laddie ‘Och Laddie ..” so a cute dog - Scoot Moot Mcboot (Boots for short) and from bout 5 years of age you will probably call him Sweetie.

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Denzel > Boo-Boo > >boobool > Bebel > Bebelito > My Man ..he Responds To All His Names!

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Lucas > Lu > Lulu > Lucrecio Also: Lucas > Luci > Lucifer

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