Many people perceive roasting as an act of love. The premise here is that witty, playful teasing among close kin without malicious intent can build trust and signal acceptance.
In the case of strangers online, slightly spicy banter can make for hilariously memorable exchanges. If you’re on the receiving end of epic burns, it can also be good training for not taking yourself too seriously.
So, without further ado, here are some of the best roast exchanges Bored Panda has collected for 2025. A few of these burns are so sick, they may require some ointment.
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On The Concept Of Christmas
Husband Of The Year Gets Called Out On His Misogyny
As a woman who has just started my period at 2am and is doubled up with cramps, may this man have explosive diarrhoea every day of his life.
Patriarchy Burn
There is often a negative connotation to teasing. But as you can see in the following posts, these banter sessions are not intended to be painful or destructive. Experts describe this as prosocial teasing, which builds trust and affection while testing each other’s boundaries and not going overboard.
I Wish I Could Reply Like This
Apparently, God Was The One Skipping Happy Hour
I have always been confused as to why AA should promote the idea of fixing one addîction by substitution of another. Why not teach self-reliance instead?
On The Power Of Belief
I hate how people take the true meaning of Christmas, gift giving, family time, lots of food, and then try and shoehorn Jesus into the holiday.
Prosocial teasing has its benefits, according to psychology researcher Dr. Peter Gray. For one, it is an expression of acceptance of one’s character by looking at a person’s flaws in a lighthearted manner.
“Teasing can be a playful way of expressing that knowledge (of someone’s strengths and weaknesses) and thereby reinforcing the friendship,” Dr. Gray explained.
Mommy I’m Scared Of Socialism
Oh, You're An Artist? What Medium?
I'm grateful for one thing AI art has done for me. Seeing it everywhere pissed me off so much I started doing actual digital art out of spite.
Whats The Diffrence Between Women And Transwomen?
Playful jabs are also a way to deflate egos. According to Dr. Gray, these banters are also a way of reminding someone of their flaws, which keeps them grounded. This may be especially true when dealing with someone who appears arrogant.
As Dr. Gray explained, everyone has their moments of arrogance, and light teasing can help bring that person back to reality.
Roast By Mom
BP censored the authors name? edit; on the book to the right.
What Is The Obsession With Us Needing Them?
In a survival situation what can men do that women cannot? I'd say both are in trouble unless survival skills have been learnt. And specific genitals are not required to learn such skills.
Made In USA
"We can't have minimum wage since that would make the food expensive! Also you have to tip at least 30% because the waiting stuff NEEDS that money to survive..."
Studies have also shown that roasting a romantic partner may be healthy for the relationship. It primarily argues that humor is integral to strengthening connections. According to the findings, women reported more satisfaction in their relationships when their partners could make fun of themselves.
"Earlier studies have shown that people are looking for a partner with a sense of humour and who enjoys a laugh," said psychology professor René Proyer, who was one of the researchers.
Literal Truth
Sounds About Right
Rednote User Asking The Real Question
I bet someone said "its not free if you pay tax", and at the same time payed their insurance fee.
However, the researchers also offered a caveat: crossing that thin line between playful roasting and ridicule – especially when doing so to others – can strain relationships.
"These three characteristics are personality traits that can occur at the same time, to varying degrees and in different combinations,” Proyer explained. “They can range, for example, from making harmless jokes to ridiculing others. All of these characteristics are normal, up to a certain point.”
Dodging Kids Like Bullets
“There Has Never Been Another Nation That Has Existed Much Beyond 250 Years”
I know. The castle (chateau) in our town was constructed in 1137 and then rebuilt in 1308.
They Would Whistle
That indrawn breath between the teeth.... "It's gonna be difficult. We can't get the parts....."
"Break Your Ankle" Is Crazy
Shots Have Been Fired
That's One Way Of Putting It
Dude, Do You Even Hear Yourself?
Who wants a woman with an independent mind? Let's just find domestic and reproductive slaves to satisfy our needs. If men want an intellectual conversation we can always get paralytically drunk down the local and tell each other how we would manage the sports team we like.
Just Cant Escape Them Can We
I Strive To Be This Creative
Me Hands Dirty, Me Strong
My hands looked like this after changing a wheel today. For about 5 minutes, until I washed them. Try soap, perhaps? It might be too late, though....
Bro Thinks He's Homelander
A Colorful Fellow
Insult So Good, Even The Insulted Was Impressed
I Would Do The Same
The YT channel "Chat Music" made 4 songs out of comments posted below the trailers - It's AI music, but it's very entertaining
Tried To Jump On The Bandwagon. Missed
Look who suddenly yearns for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion...
A Pretty Unique Insult Found On The Match Thread For The Recent USA - Scotland Game
Gx Got No Chill
These Times Are Hard On Everyone
aside from the overall travesty, i have never seen pasta served with a side of rice
Handwriting Reminiscent Of An Ecg Reading
This Might Be A Crime Scene
Self Burn
The Worst Kind Of Beans
Your grandpa's dog looks miserable. Put him (and possibly Grandpa) on a diet and excercise routine.
Being Mad At Poor People In General Is So Funny. Like Are You A DC Villain?
On A Post Talking About Gaza
I'm American. I'm not just worried, I'm scared. I've never been to McDonalds. Don't lump the rest of us in with the MAGAnuts.
That Is Why We Trade
Why Are They All Shaped Like Squeezed Tube Of Toothpaste
Because they are all holding their stomachs in. I believe those are smiles of pain.
Facts Can Be Rare At Times
Threads Has Hidden Gems Sometimes
This Made Me Laugh
Victorian Newspaper Boy?
Some companies are unethical but most are just looking for workers. When I was a hiring manager, I was surprised how many applicants didn't understand that companies hire people to do a job, fit into the corporate structure, and follow the rules. Love it or hate it - but that's what it's all about. So many of them came in to the interview with the attitude of "what can this company do to make ME happy?"
Just A Catfish Getting Cooked
You have to find your own worth. Get a therapist and go, that's the first step in getting your confidence/self esteem up so that you can do more.
Ryanair
They Could Be On To Something
Bowling For Soup
What The Font? This Is From Threads, Where The Person Was Upset That Their Card Sent To Ryan Seacrest’s Radio Station Was Returned To Sender As Undeliverable
Well Damn Ref Do Something
Welp, He Deserved It
You Move Like You’ve Borrowed Someone’s Arms
It Took Me A Second To Get It
Reaction To The Shane Gillis SNL Monologue
Simple But Lethal
Nothing Like Getting Your Fashion Compared To That Of A Poison-Type Pokémon Trainer
But What's Tarantino Without Feet?
Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fun guy.
Nike Ad People
She is a couple of shades of tan away from offending him.
Accurate And Straight To The Point
Honestly he looks young and healthy and probably has a good sense of humor if he's asking this!
Hytale Is Very Inclusive
Ludwig Trying To Speedrun Minecraft
I Wonder Who’ll Win?
Look at this! I can comment again! No more bizarre error messages! (431 Request Header Fields Too Large or something like that...)
Look at this! I can comment again! No more bizarre error messages! (431 Request Header Fields Too Large or something like that...)
