With 2017 rapidly coming to an end, we thought we'd update our hilarious list celebrating the funniest parenting tweets of the year. From moms getting accused of being horrible parents because they won't let them play with a chainsaw, to dads who try to solve all of their parenting problems with cookies, the funny collection of tweets compiled by Bored Panda is sure to resonate with sleep-deprived moms and long-suffering dads everywhere. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

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drmassicotte Report

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
2 years ago

What a brilliant idea!

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#2

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LaGuardiaCross Report

Community Member
2 years ago

This is so funny :DD

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#3

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R_A_Dadass Report

John Louis
Community Member
2 years ago

remember as you kids hysterically run and play like maniacs, they are not burning energy, they are building it up.

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#4

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UnfilteredMama Report

Brigitte
Community Member
2 years ago

Family Guy! That's Meg's real name.

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#5

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XplodingUnicorn Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

....they see things adults can' t.........

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#6

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KateWhineHall Report

BoredBirgit
Community Member
2 years ago

You ruined her life!

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#7

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
2 years ago

It's all about imagination :)

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#8

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copymama Report

Mike Irwin
Community Member
2 years ago

More importantly: can _you_ remember (without checking Google Calendar!) :)

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#9

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proathomedad Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

more like a small country

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#10

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_SingleBabyMama Report

Vincent Van Laaren
Community Member
2 years ago

The same feeling in all parts of the world for all parents :)

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#11

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tomgara Report

David
Community Member
2 years ago

Time to cut the kid off of YouTube and spend some time with him, instead of letting the internet raise him. Our parents did it with TV, now parents are doing it with the internet

Jake Lutick
Community Member
2 years ago

nOw pArENtS aRE dOiNg iT wItH thE iNtErNeT... and you are saying this where? Oh, that's right, ON THE F*&%$ING INTERNET! Maybe YOU should stop. The Internet is a fun place, and if my kid said "don't forget to subscribe" instead of goodbye,, I would laugh and tell him I will. The Internet is a good parent. Just remember, if it is a young child, turn on Restricted Mode. Then you're golden! BE SMART, not a hypocritical nutface.

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Eldaras LK
Community Member
2 years ago

I have 3 kids. With firstborn I did that mistake, and saw crazy addiction. From that day they are not allowed to use them. Yes its was hard, but I'm happy now that I did it. I spend more time with them, and have better connection with them. Now they play with toys, invite me to play, and never ask for my smartphone.

Amiel Rafael
Community Member
2 years ago

omg this made me laugh hard. considering I'm privately browsing at work.

olivia martinez
Community Member
2 years ago

This is litterally my little sister lol

CastoiROBLOX
Community Member
2 years ago

OH MY GOD THIS KILLS ME

Patricia Ross
Community Member
2 years ago

That's more sad than hilarious

Bonnie Alcorn
Community Member
2 years ago

Same for the kid who, when asked what was his bedtime, replied "8:00 o'clock, 7:00 central!

KT Trondsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Yikes...that's pretty bad :/

Oscar
Community Member
2 years ago

And i thought my internet addiction was bad

Adrienne Early
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm 34. When I was little I thought "to be continued" (from Sat mooring cartoons) ment "the end".

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

No, he's really part of a secret society.

Gray
Community Member
2 years ago

My little brother believed everything he saw and kept bugging us to get free money on youtube

Matthew Hyder
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow, that's kind of sad. :(

Mae Catalini
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg that's kinda sad

Moon Maq
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahah

Christine Hylands
Community Member
2 years ago

My nearly 3 year old says "thank you for watching tiny treasures, please subscribe to our videos. Goodbye" when playing with her toys sometimes 😂 YouTube is the bane of my life atm. I tried to keep her away from technology but my mum always let her play with her iPad and it went downhill from there

Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope this isn't real :\

Harley Osborne
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh to live before modern technology, I swear messaging is the only useful thing.

Aida HX
Community Member
2 years ago

...and give this Video a thumb up

David
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh and before anyone says anything, yes... We had two boys.

Child of lightening
Community Member
2 years ago

same is with my brother.i believe all kids these days are megaminds.

Chris Langdon
Community Member
2 years ago

Eldaras, you really have no idea

Eldaras LK
Community Member
2 years ago

I have 3 kids. With firstborn I did that mistake, and saw crazy addiction. From that day they are not allowed to use them. Yes its was hard, but I'm happy now that I did it. I spend more time with them, and have better connection with them. Now they play with toys, invite me to play, and never ask for my smartphone.

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Eldaras LK
Community Member
2 years ago

Dont give kids youtube or any device, its bad parenting.

Ethan Volochkov
Community Member
2 years ago

Please there's like a ninety percent chance you have no idea what your talking about because if you have a toddler I don't think you have time to respond to a post on Bored Panda and I'm not a parent but I really don't think that your in a place to say anything :/

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Community Member
2 years ago

She could become a star! (Echo) star...star...starrr...

Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
2 years ago

so sad.

Milda Mockūnaitė
Community Member
2 years ago

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This is a signal to start being a better parent

Lois
Community Member
2 years ago

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Kind of sick of people complaining about being parents. 1) If you have access to contraception, then it's a voluntary endeavour. 2) Any idea how many people would love to be in your shoes? 3) Wow, some people are really vicious and resentful about their kids.

SarahScouse
Community Member
2 years ago

As someone who is still trying for a baby after four rounds of IVF I can categorically say you are talking none sense. I've learnt from my friends how hard parenting is and even super mums find themselves exasperated sometimes. Just because someone is moaning about their kids it doesn't actually mean they no longer actually want to be a parent. I moan about having to clean my house but I'm not going make myself homeless. Your logic is flawed and please don't ever speak on he behalf of me and other childless people again, you know nothing.

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gannem
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2 years ago

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fake

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#12

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iwearaonesie Report

KT Trondsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Should I be laughing at this one? lol so bad

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#13

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simoncholland Report

Child of lightening
Community Member
2 years ago

i ve got the POWER!!!!!

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#14

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MotherPlaylist Report

Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

"That kid? Nope, not mine. - Right then, off you go, little one."

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#15

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MyMomologue Report

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
2 years ago

Some people don't even have a thing they can look forward to, so you're lucky:))

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#16

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PetrickSara Report

Greg Ioki
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha he got the break!

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#17

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DraggingFeeties Report

Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

What about sunday?

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#18

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Lhlodder Report

eyo too
Community Member
2 years ago

One of my wife's first grade students brought in mom's book for silent reading: How to Become a Pole Dancer. "Apparently" it was a prank gift and the mom was horrified, but luckily had a sense of humor.

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#19

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Ágnes Királyházi
Community Member
2 years ago

same effect :)

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#20

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CrazyExhaustion Report

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

She's being honest. (A little too honest)

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#21

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VancityReynolds Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

ryan reynolds has the best tweets

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#22

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Karma!

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#23

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iwearaonesie Report

Dara
Community Member
2 years ago

Was it man-flu?

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#24

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HomeWithPeanut Report

Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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#25

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tigermcleash Report

John Gibson
Community Member
2 years ago

I helped my 3 year old look for a toy I finally figured out was from a dream he had.

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#26

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maughammom Report

JillVille Child Care
Community Member
2 years ago

Party Muffins.... Pupcakes.... all the cool names the little kids come up with!

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#27

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ComedicBust Report

Ariana Jager
Community Member
2 years ago

It's about the time. 7:00 is late for parents. Kids gotta go to bed soon after and strangers can't always put kids to bed effectively.

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#28

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outsmartedmommy Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

There 's something even more frightening: a silent home when you have kids. It can only means that something terrible is on.

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#29

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ParentNormal Report

Valerie Davis
Community Member
2 years ago

and, the worst is yet to come!

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#30

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iwearaonesie Report

Patty cake ;3
Community Member
2 years ago

I like this story about children:D

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#31

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Lhlodder Report

DeAnna Anderson
Community Member
2 years ago

I love how we are expected to know how to do all this new math and english stuff that they are teaching the kids these days. Nothing like how we were taught.

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#32

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copymama Report

DeAnna Anderson
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, the hurt is real.

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#33

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Lhlodder Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

Lately I came up with a new strategy with my 4 yo: "if I have to say it once again, I take a playmobil". I line up my little hostages on a top shelf he can't reach. The first time I had to punish 12 playmobils for an afternoon, after two weeks I have around 4 playmobils on the self every days (I dentify his favourit ones to target them first) but I'm beguinning to have success with the "threat" only ;p

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#34

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ValeeGrrl Report

Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel you, buddy...I fell you >.<

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#35

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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#36

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moooooog35 Report

Marcia J. Downing
Community Member
2 years ago

Or told Monday morning that they have to bring cookies that day!!!

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#37

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moooooog35 Report

Slosh
Community Member
2 years ago

He must have kids of his own...

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#38

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

My man exactly... and then Disney bought Starwars licence and now he's buying action figurines for our son. Right, for our son ;p

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#39

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Discourt Report

Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Quite embarrassing, but this could actually be me.

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#40

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HomeWithPeanut Report

Community Member
2 years ago

Hear one just now, but upstairs

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#41

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ksujulie Report

BFFPanda
Community Member
2 years ago

That’s when you just have to sit down and say, “It was evil Ninja Turtles that came and stole my clothes. I was up later than you because I was tired from fighting them” 👍

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#42

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Chelle Belle
Community Member
2 years ago

my boyfriend does not have any kids, I have an 11 year old. every time he poops he has to immediately shower afterwards, turning a regular one hour man poop into a hour and a half.. i'm like, if we ever have a kid together, you are gonna have to get over doing that. you'll be lucky if you get the bathroom to yourself for five minutes.

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#43

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EverydayGirlDad Report

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
2 years ago

Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting!

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#44

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markydoodoo Report

Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 This!

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#45

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EverydayGirlDad Report

Nadia Corinna
Community Member
2 years ago

I mean... yeah. Legit.

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#46

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OneFunnyMummy Report

Elizabeth Mitchell
Community Member
2 years ago

Or explain awkward story lines, like......why Prince Charming kissed a dead corpse, why Jack was seeing giant bean stalks, why Alice was tripping out, who created Neverland, how three bears managed to talk, and why a girl broke into their house.......

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#47

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21stcenturysahm Report

Kiss Army
Community Member
2 years ago

I can't tell you how many jackets we have had to stop and buy before I got smart enough to leave one in the trunk.

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#48

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HonestToddler Report

Teija
Community Member
2 years ago

Quite the opposite.

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#49

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ashleyaustrew Report

Sarah Laurent
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm D.Y.I.N.G. ! Lol !

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#50

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effinghandbook Report

Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
2 years ago

I had to do some repair work in an elementary band room once. In August. They were already practicing their Christmas program. Why that teacher didn't pursue a career in panhandling defies understanding.

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#51

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yenniwhite Report

Misterscooter
Community Member
2 years ago

Sometimes I don't even bother trying.

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#52

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Madi
Community Member
2 years ago

As usual

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#53

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XplodingUnicorn Report

DeAnna Anderson
Community Member
2 years ago

My daughter also called guacamole "maka-moleee"

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#54

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MotherPlaylist Report

Misterscooter
Community Member
2 years ago

And then praying that they'll actually fall asleep quickly.

#55

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

ZHAO KEVIN
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't worry, karma will get him on tests.

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#56

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PetrickSara Report

Marnee DeRider
Community Member
2 years ago

You know, it was just a dumb TV thing with kids talking about their parents coming to "all their games" or "never comes to watch me play" that started this off. Before that, it wasn't a thing, to my knowledge. Maybe watching the big game(s) at the end of the season was important, but I couldn't have cared less about my parents watching me play soccer for most of the season when I was in grade school. I think they just dropped me off. Parents demand too much of themselves based on fake TV parents.

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#57

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Lhlodder Report

Patty cake ;3
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahaha lol ;p

#58

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Misterscooter
Community Member
2 years ago

And be there half an hour before for warmups, gotta leave house at 6:15, feed them and get them dressed by 6:10 so gotta start trying to wake them up at 5:20 which means I need to get up to get ready at...Dear God!!

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#59

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

olivia martinez
Community Member
2 years ago

Mary popins voice* "come on kids lets go" 15 mins later Batman voice*" I SAID LETS GO!"

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#60

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Elizabeth Mitchell
Community Member
2 years ago

School for my child meant a major shift from well behaved, to learning cuss words she never heard before.

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#61

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Jenn_H_Scott Report

CelSlade
Community Member
2 years ago

Sums it up well...

#62

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Cheeseboy22 Report

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

at least he knows enough to know it's not "my money"

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#63

Parenting Tweets