Mixing parents and Twitter is a dangerously hilarious combination that we have already established previously. We showed you the most hilarious mom tweets, dad tweets, we even showed you the best celebrity parent tweets. This time, we've got something just as good in store for you.

We here at Bored Panda went through the parenting tweets of 2017, picked out the best ones so far, and put them all together in this list! Serving at your pleasure, all of the tweets in this list are so hilarious they're bound to make you laugh, even if you're not a parent! Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites.

#1

Parenting Tweets

FeralCrone Report

Super Cat
Community Member
3 years ago

Politician in the making ....

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#2

Parenting Tweets

simoncholland Report

Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha, ok, but what was your answer??? :)

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#3

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

This is actually what I love about little kids. Their minds are not yet corrupted or controlled...

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#4

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"You'll learn for life" they said...

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#5

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol :D I love this one... and kinda hate it at the same time...

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#6

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Secuting food first!

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#7

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

MyMomologue Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Why not say "With licking the window you will not change the world"?

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#8

Parenting Tweets

MommaUnfiltered Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

They all tend to be "little assholes". The real issue is how much patience you are willing to endure, before you become an even bigger asshole. ;O

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#9

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

msemilymccombs Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

She will do it in front of his friends, obviously (remind that fact, not poop...).

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#10

Parenting Tweets

moooooog35 Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

People who make such quotes tend to be the most "mother hen" parents of them all. ;)

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#11

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

Good, valid point. Send him to law school.

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#12

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adult_mom Report

Oliver Nahlik
Community Member
3 years ago

Board games? newfangled nonsense! we played with rocks and dirt! back when the world was all black and white, before i invented colours!

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#13

Parenting Tweets

VancityReynolds Report

Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahaha!! Ryan Reynolds is the best!

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#14

Parenting Tweets

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

What a great gift it would be :)

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#15

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Anya O
Community Member
3 years ago

Or get her to drink loads of blueberry slushies and her tongue will turn blue! Or at least until she brushes her teeth...

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#16

Parenting Tweets

daddydoinwork Report

İdil
Community Member
3 years ago

You need to yell "I wonder where she is" every once in a while to make it more believable so that she won't come looking for you.

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#17

Parenting Tweets

thebabylady7 Report

TC
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, I was always late to know...

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#18

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Chip off the old block, eh? :D

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#19

Parenting Tweets

EverydayGirlDad Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

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men are never the boss of the house.

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#20

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

yenniwhite Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Amen! Now she can get some sleep. :D

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#21

Parenting Tweets

msemilymccombs Report

BoredBirgit
Community Member
3 years ago

And does he live in the bathtub now?

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#22

Parenting Tweets

mommy_cusses Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

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so true... like a kids saying out loud: "Wow daddy you have a big penis" ... Akward...

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#23

Parenting Tweets

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't understand fidget spinners as something to "help kids focus". In my experience it's just going to distract them.

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#24

Parenting Tweets

VancityReynolds Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

Oww, yeah, badass!

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#25

Parenting Tweets

LetMeStart Report

Flora Polvado
Community Member
3 years ago

I can just hear the (in)sincerety in your voice!

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#26

Parenting Tweets

UnfilteredMama Report

PigMaster
Community Member
3 years ago

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Stupid phone call me phone call I don't know what I was doing but I can't wait to see you on the phone call me and your phone call.

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#27

Parenting Tweets

MyMomologue Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

You forgot that they also hate breakfast now.

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#28

Parenting Tweets

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

i Wake up naturally now... sadly it's always around 5h30... even on week-ends

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#29

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

I can't remember it either, but bear in mind that I'm not a native speaker as well.

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#30

Parenting Tweets

AndyHerald Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

At least the chimney is going. You monster!

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#31

Parenting Tweets

EverydayGirlDad Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

If talking gets replaced by a glass with tap water, you will soon realize that she too well understood negotiation.

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#32

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

mylifesuckers Report

Blue Cicada
Community Member
3 years ago

Excellent customer service!

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#33

Parenting Tweets

outsmartedmommy Report

Patrick Bateman
Community Member
3 years ago

Fucking kids...reminding me that I'm old.

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#34

Parenting Tweets

Dadpression Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

i confirm!

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#35

Parenting Tweets

sarcasticmommy4 Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

True.

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#36

Parenting Tweets

Lhlodder Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Like? To my understanding particularly of baby's olfactory capabilities they indeed DO!

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#37

Parenting Tweets

maughammom Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Almost sounds like an equivalent version likes on facebook, but on paper.

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#38

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

you forget the socks in your story.

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#39

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

TheAlexNevil Report

TC
Community Member
3 years ago

Brilliant...

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#40

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

StarKitten
Community Member
3 years ago

That 7-year-old human-kitten is awesome.

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#41

Parenting Tweets

yenniwhite Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

or eating a bag of chips at 6h30 instead of making diner

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#42

Parenting Tweets

PerfectPending Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"mess" would have been the only required reply

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#43

Parenting Tweets

DaddyJew Report

nenaflipz
Community Member
3 years ago

Ha!

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#44

Parenting Tweets

FatherWithTwins Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

Good.

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#45

Parenting Tweets

UnfilteredMama Report

TC
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't worry you ARE actually normal...

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#46

Parenting Tweets

mommy_cusses Report

Dixon's Mama
Community Member
3 years ago

Accurate

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#47

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sunset Pitcher
Community Member
3 years ago

Or poop :)

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#48

Parenting Tweets

FatherWithTwins Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Tolkien and the elf civilization would be proud

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#49

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Welp: Like mother, like daughter

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#50

Parenting Tweets

FatherWithTwins Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Isn't it great to shift perspectives? And I guess it is even better for grandparents: have all the joy with children, but leave when it is getting to messy.

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#51

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

TheBoydP Report

Allana Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

Arg! Who ever said kids were free??!!

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#52

Parenting Tweets

MamaFizzles Report

Nymeria Of Rhoyne
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahaha love this one.

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#53

Parenting Tweets

ValeeGrrl Report

Blue Cicada
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh, he knows. Many bus drivers are parents. They know the relief of sending their children off to school.

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#54

Parenting Tweets

UnfilteredMama Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

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Whiskey before taking the road?

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#55

Parenting Tweets

sarcasticmommy4 Report

Allen Andrews
Community Member
3 years ago

If your parents give you the silent treatment, that can be a childhood win.

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#56

Parenting Tweets

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Stille20
Community Member
3 years ago

Ugh, it's like trying to put a crab in a pot... if you were trying to keep the crab alive .. and it refused

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#57

Parenting Tweets

ParentNormal Report

Wanda Queen
Community Member
3 years ago

And complaints. Lots and lots of complaints.

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#58

Parenting Tweets

realtonihammer Report

Nymeria Of Rhoyne
Community Member
3 years ago

That's how you know you're doing a freakin awesome job !!!

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#59

Parenting Tweets

2questionable Report

Marzo Florida
Community Member
3 years ago

Have you ever seen a parent fall asleep while trying to put a child to sleep? Its hilarious! 😂

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#60

Parenting Tweets

Lhlodder Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Chance of running out of things whilst on holidays: 0.1%: dad's stuff, 9.9% mom's stuff, 90% that freaking gizmo little one said he/she did not like anymore.

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#61

Parenting Tweets

PetrickSara Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

Fools.

#62

Parenting Tweets

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Leni
Community Member
3 years ago

Easier, no. Nice to have your body back? Not pee 10 times at night? Not get bruised from being kicked to crap on the inside? No heart burn? Eat what I want? Walk like something other than a duck? 100%. Man I could go on for a while 😂

#63

Parenting Tweets

daddydoinwork Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Why not present them with something even smellier? Strong cheese does wonder.

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#64

Parenting Tweets

ValeeGrrl Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

ah... the let me do it

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#65

Parenting Tweets

FatherWithTwins Report

Socially Awkward
Community Member
3 years ago

Eww!

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#66

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Thomas Kolev
Community Member
3 years ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

#67

Parenting Tweets

daddydoinwork Report

Abby Rexroth
Community Member
3 years ago

One of the best!!!

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#68

Parenting Tweets

UnfilteredMama Report

Stille20
Community Member
3 years ago

... seriously, starve kid.

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#69

Parenting Tweets

OneFunnyMummy Report

mulk
Community Member
3 years ago

When you have kids: beware of silence... they are preparing something.

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#70

Parenting Tweets

yenniwhite Report

#71

Parenting Tweets

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

ouch

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#72

Parenting Tweets

sarcasticmommy4 Report

Nymeria Of Rhoyne
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg th