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Mixing parents and Twitter is a dangerously hilarious combination that we have already established previously. We showed you the most hilarious mom tweets, dad tweets, we even showed you the best celebrity parent tweets. This time, we've got something just as good in store for you.

We here at Bored Panda went through the parenting tweets of 2017, picked out the best ones so far, and put them all together in this list! Serving at your pleasure, all of the tweets in this list are so hilarious they're bound to make you laugh, even if you're not a parent! Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites.

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    Asia
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually what I love about little kids. Their minds are not yet corrupted or controlled...

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pay all the bills and still have money in your account I call it a win.

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    Arnoud Lievers
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he just wants a brighter future for all. Lick those windows clean young man! Let the son shine trough! You are changing the world!!!

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    John L
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all tend to be "little a******s". The real issue is how much patience you are willing to endure, before you become an even bigger a*****e. ;O

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    Asia
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will do it in front of his friends, obviously (remind that fact, not poop...).

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    John L
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously masochism comes in many different forms, doesn't it? :D

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    Oliver Nahlik
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Board games? newfangled nonsense! we played with rocks and dirt! back when the world was all black and white, before i invented colours!

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    Anya O
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or get her to drink loads of blueberry slushies and her tongue will turn blue! Or at least until she brushes her teeth...

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    İdil
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to yell "I wonder where she is" every once in a while to make it more believable so that she won't come looking for you.

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    Marianne van Dort
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Kjorn was referring to himself. My kid actually made the same remark out of the blue about his dad in a busy store

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand fidget spinners as something to "help kids focus". In my experience it's just going to distract them.

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i Wake up naturally now... sadly it's always around 5h30... even on week-ends

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    Larissa Bernasconi
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 20 and I recently found out that my father kept a giant folder full of my drawings. That's so nice...

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If talking gets replaced by a glass with tap water, you will soon realize that she too well understood negotiation.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like? To my understanding particularly of baby's olfactory capabilities they indeed DO!

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    Michel M. Prins
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost sounds like an equivalent version likes on facebook, but on paper.

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    Allana Rose
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing anyone ever says or does to you will make you feel old than a simple remark like this from your kids.

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    Lance Beard
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Relatives arrive* "OMG WHERE IS IT" Me: *Waving around a cardboard package* "Just in time for dinner! Come in, guys!"

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    bianca johnson
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To what God do we sacrifice chocolate donuts? I will never convert to that religion.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it great to shift perspectives? And I guess it is even better for grandparents: have all the joy with children, but leave when it is getting to messy.

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    Abby Rexroth
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're free up until you have to buy a pregnancy test and then it explodes from there.

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    Mia Rennie
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sales job interview: person: it says here you don't have any experiance... you: oh! I should really update that! I have 2 four year olds who are pickey eaters p: you've got the job! chef interview: p: do you have any experence? y: well... I have 3 kids who eat their food and don't complain p: it's a mirical! you've got the job!

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    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he knows. Many bus drivers are parents. They know the relief of sending their children off to school.

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    Janet Martin
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whiskey for him. Benadryl for the kids. Give yourself some "me time" girl!

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    Allen Andrews
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your parents give you the silent treatment, that can be a childhood win.

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, it's like trying to put a crab in a pot... if you were trying to keep the crab alive .. and it refused

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chance of running out of things whilst on holidays: 0.1%: dad's stuff, 9.9% mom's stuff, 90% that freaking gizmo little one said he/she did not like anymore.

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    Leni
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier, no. Nice to have your body back? Not pee 10 times at night? Not get bruised from being kicked to c**p on the inside? No heart burn? Eat what I want? Walk like something other than a duck? 100%. Man I could go on for a while 😂

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    CelSlade
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son refused to eat ham for years because it 'put air' in his mouth. Could never get a definitive answer what that meant. Strangely enough this was never an issue with the new 'cold pork slices' I started putting in his sandwiches XD

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    mulk
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have kids: beware of silence... they are preparing something.

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    Heather Evans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son at 3: *shouting* Mommy, look! That's the same color as your nipples!" pointing at some (presumably) candy item in the impulse section while I was checking out at Walgreens. The line behind me was varied in age and gender. I wasn't sure whether to avoid eye contact or look them dead in the face and own it.

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    Jan Feline
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that was me. I don't have kids, so take it as you will. According to my mom, except for sleeping, I was so good (read: autistic), that she took me to the doctor to see if I was ok (40-some years ago, the answer was yes). Then came my sister. Quite a surprise for my parents. But she grew up into a cool adult.

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    Jeeves
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 2,459 of daughter acting shocked when asked to have a fast shower. 13 yo be like: Mum, fast and shower are two words that don't fit together.

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    Wanda Queen
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until the teens start. Every year I think it will get better and....PSYCH! ;)

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    Lianna Valdez
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest is almost 18 and my youngest is 16 I still don't feel like a grown up hooray. Its more fun this way we act like kids together. Also they parent me at times its fun.

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    Lara
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story of my life! Now that they are older the rule is: mom gets to enjoy a clean house for 24 hours!

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the other way round when they become teens..

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    Marlene Chavez
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then it ends up being the parent .. asking to themselves .. why aren't we there yet!! lol

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    That will last for another 3 years and then watch out!

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    Wanda Queen
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can't spell stuff out anymore when you want something to go over her head.

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    Jeeves
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then demand a different brand cause they hate that brand.

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    CelSlade
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason 128 why I should not be reading these while at work! There's only so many times you can pass off a guffaw as a cough XD

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    at 4 it's not like the kid is buying his/her own food. so. i don't think any further comment is needed.

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    Char Char
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are starting to stare at me at work; I have to stop reading these! This one really made me laugh out loud!

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    Alwin Langevoort
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Reaches into backpack with one hand and tosses snacks up at them”

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    Jeeves
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brothers list at age 10: stay at home, don't get dressed, play computer, watch tv, play computer, not go outside for two weeks cause ur too busy on computer, and be a total MONSTER when told to get off and take dog for a walk. My list at 12: go outside, take random holiday courses, ANYTHING to stay away from brother. ANYTHING AT ALL.

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    Haunting Spirit
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuck Norris could turn any toddler into a perfect listening kid. Don't mess with Chuck "god of internet" Norris.

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    Isabel Care
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a mum shopping in her pajamas at 2am. Family was asleep so dad and kids didn't know he was babysitting.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ever did they invented gallon jugs? That's 3.7 liters. The largest we can buy (Netherlands) is 1.5 liter. More than enough.

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    Rachel Kaufman Parra
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then peel/separate the undies from the pants and pray for no poop stains/skid marks (I have a boy)

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    Alwin Langevoort
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m visiting friends. Made goulash soup at home and brought it. They told me, “oh our kids will absolutely not eat that”. Both ate it, the oldest nearly ate my entire bowl. Lol stunned parents. Tonight I’m cooking again 😁

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    Markus McCloud
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Healthier"? I always liked whole wheat because it was more flavorful.

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    Vibeke Jørgensen
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course it is, if you hate your kids, you would'n mention them at all :-)

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm...isn't this misplaced? I think the series is about parenting...(it has some truth nonetheless)

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I've seen this first hand with my niece and nephew, I know this to be quite true!

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how many times DOES a cat blink a day? This is important information that we need to know!

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6 mo old does that constantly! It'll be time to eat, I'll start making his food, he'll see that and start yelling what sounds like "NOW". When I sit in the chair and try and get him situated, he screams like a banshee until nipple hits mouth. And when he's really really tired, he'll lay in bed and yell "nite nite" at me (in the next room and in no way stopping him) until he tires himself out. I must get my 10k steps a day just from going to his crib every couple minutes to make sure he hasn't thrown up and try and convince him that is his bed, not red hot pokers...

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    What about some oranges and lemons instead...?

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go camping, make them someone else’s problem 😎 I sometimes search for them to come eat..

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid's favourite words right now: 'Well, actually...' *insert rambling argument designed to show he knows all and you are a blithering idiot here*

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    Vickie Harrington
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that a lot. My teenagers won't here me yelling up the stairs, but they never miss a text. Lol

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good humor :-) believe it or not, they will thank you in about 20 years

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    CelSlade
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parenting Hack, Expert Level: Always tell your kids it's time to go 30 minutes before you actually have to. You will still be late, but you will be filled with that satisfying glow of having gotten one over on them.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend tells me that they're having a child, I always ask if they're happy about it, instead of just congratulating them.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Do you want a quesadilla? 5-y-o: No, I hate quesadillas! Me: (suspicious) would you like a plain tortilla and some plain cheese? 5-y-o: Yes! 5 minutes later... 5-y-o: Could you heat these up together?

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that'll make that ouchie heal is some bourbon.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "did you poop" YES "did you wipe" YES "did you wash your hands?" CRICKETS chirping

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's why Lego includes duplicates of really small pieces in their sets nowadays.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, having kids is fun. Otherwise we wouldn't be laughing right now

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have kids I'm going to say "if you don't eat the food I prepare, you can starve. I also prepare your ice cream and cookies. Therefor there are no loopholes"

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to write " It took a lot longer to wake up than we had expected"

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they become teenagers that's what we call "the week's groceries".

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's famous example of this is when she repeatedly said, "There's one thing I'll always remember" trying to get our mother's attention in the car. Finally Momma gave up and said, "OK, Lisa, what is it?" Lisa - I forgot. Classic!

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And - 7 years later still finding bits of it that you missed the first time you cleaned it up. Always check BEHIND the curtains! Don't ask how it could possibly have gotten there, just check ;P

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me its having to maintain a strict, disapproving expression at my kid's latest ingenious antic when my inner rebel wants to shout: 'that was frikkin' awesome!'

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    be careful, you'll be elected president if they know your name...

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    Markus McCloud
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how we laughed and laughed / Except I wasn't laughing / Under the circumstances / I've been shockingly nice! (Excerpt from Portal 2's credits song, Want You Gone)

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    Rachel Kaufman Parra
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is right about 65% of the time. Does that reflect well on me and my husband (good genes) or just prove how far down the senility path we've walked already?! Up for debate.

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