The 516 Most Hilarious Parenting Tweets Of The Year So Far
Mixing parents and Twitter is a dangerously hilarious combination that we have already established previously. We showed you the most hilarious mom tweets, dad tweets, we even showed you the best celebrity parent tweets. This time, we've got something just as good in store for you.
We here at Bored Panda went through the parenting tweets of 2017, picked out the best ones so far, and put them all together in this list! Serving at your pleasure, all of the tweets in this list are so hilarious they're bound to make you laugh, even if you're not a parent! Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites.
#7
Maybe he just wants a brighter future for all. Lick those windows clean young man! Let the son shine trough! You are changing the world!!!
#12
Board games? newfangled nonsense! we played with rocks and dirt! back when the world was all black and white, before i invented colours!
#17
Me when somebody looks at my stuff, picks it up, is about to drop it
#22
I don't think Kjorn was referring to himself. My kid actually made the same remark out of the blue about his dad in a busy store
#23
I don't understand fidget spinners as something to "help kids focus". In my experience it's just going to distract them.
#29
#30
I'm 20 and I recently found out that my father kept a giant folder full of my drawings. That's so nice...
#37
Almost sounds like an equivalent version likes on facebook, but on paper.
#43
Nothing anyone ever says or does to you will make you feel old than a simple remark like this from your kids.
#44
#46
*Relatives arrive* "OMG WHERE IS IT" Me: *Waving around a cardboard package* "Just in time for dinner! Come in, guys!"
#47
To what God do we sacrifice chocolate donuts? I will never convert to that religion.
#51
They're free up until you have to buy a pregnancy test and then it explodes from there.
#52
sales job interview: person: it says here you don't have any experiance... you: oh! I should really update that! I have 2 four year olds who are pickey eaters p: you've got the job! chef interview: p: do you have any experence? y: well... I have 3 kids who eat their food and don't complain p: it's a mirical! you've got the job!
#53
Oh, he knows. Many bus drivers are parents. They know the relief of sending their children off to school.
#54
Whiskey for him. Benadryl for the kids. Give yourself some "me time" girl!
#55
If your parents give you the silent treatment, that can be a childhood win.
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#75
My sister told me to, the day before I got into labor - I love my sis
#77
My son at 3: *shouting* Mommy, look! That's the same color as your nipples!" pointing at some (presumably) candy item in the impulse section while I was checking out at Walgreens. The line behind me was varied in age and gender. I wasn't sure whether to avoid eye contact or look them dead in the face and own it.
#81
Yeah, that was me. I don't have kids, so take it as you will. According to my mom, except for sleeping, I was so good (read: autistic), that she took me to the doctor to see if I was ok (40-some years ago, the answer was yes). Then came my sister. Quite a surprise for my parents. But she grew up into a cool adult.
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