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Mixing parents and Twitter is a dangerously hilarious combination that we have already established previously. We showed you the most hilarious mom tweets, dad tweets, we even showed you the best celebrity parent tweets. This time, we've got something just as good in store for you.

We here at Bored Panda went through the parenting tweets of 2017, picked out the best ones so far, and put them all together in this list! Serving at your pleasure, all of the tweets in this list are so hilarious they're bound to make you laugh, even if you're not a parent! Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually what I love about little kids. Their minds are not yet corrupted or controlled...

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you pay all the bills and still have money in your account I call it a win.

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Arnoud Lievers
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he just wants a brighter future for all. Lick those windows clean young man! Let the son shine trough! You are changing the world!!!

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all tend to be "little a******s". The real issue is how much patience you are willing to endure, before you become an even bigger a*****e. ;O

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She will do it in front of his friends, obviously (remind that fact, not poop...).

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously masochism comes in many different forms, doesn't it? :D

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Oliver Nahlik
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Board games? newfangled nonsense! we played with rocks and dirt! back when the world was all black and white, before i invented colours!

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Anya O
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or get her to drink loads of blueberry slushies and her tongue will turn blue! Or at least until she brushes her teeth...

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İdil
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to yell "I wonder where she is" every once in a while to make it more believable so that she won't come looking for you.

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#17

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Marianne van Dort
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think Kjorn was referring to himself. My kid actually made the same remark out of the blue about his dad in a busy store

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Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand fidget spinners as something to "help kids focus". In my experience it's just going to distract them.

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn... Ryan Reynolds is the guy to follow on twitter

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i Wake up naturally now... sadly it's always around 5h30... even on week-ends

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Larissa Bernasconi
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 20 and I recently found out that my father kept a giant folder full of my drawings. That's so nice...

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EverydayGirlDad Report

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If talking gets replaced by a glass with tap water, you will soon realize that she too well understood negotiation.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like? To my understanding particularly of baby's olfactory capabilities they indeed DO!

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Almost sounds like an equivalent version likes on facebook, but on paper.

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Allana Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing anyone ever says or does to you will make you feel old than a simple remark like this from your kids.

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Lance Beard
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Relatives arrive* "OMG WHERE IS IT" Me: *Waving around a cardboard package* "Just in time for dinner! Come in, guys!"

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bianca johnson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To what God do we sacrifice chocolate donuts? I will never convert to that religion.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't it great to shift perspectives? And I guess it is even better for grandparents: have all the joy with children, but leave when it is getting to messy.

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Abby Rexroth
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're free up until you have to buy a pregnancy test and then it explodes from there.

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#52

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Mia Rennie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sales job interview: person: it says here you don't have any experiance... you: oh! I should really update that! I have 2 four year olds who are pickey eaters p: you've got the job! chef interview: p: do you have any experence? y: well... I have 3 kids who eat their food and don't complain p: it's a mirical! you've got the job!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, he knows. Many bus drivers are parents. They know the relief of sending their children off to school.

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#54

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Janet Martin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whiskey for him. Benadryl for the kids. Give yourself some "me time" girl!

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Allen Andrews
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your parents give you the silent treatment, that can be a childhood win.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, it's like trying to put a crab in a pot... if you were trying to keep the crab alive .. and it refused

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chance of running out of things whilst on holidays: 0.1%: dad's stuff, 9.9% mom's stuff, 90% that freaking gizmo little one said he/she did not like anymore.

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Leni
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Easier, no. Nice to have your body back? Not pee 10 times at night? Not get bruised from being kicked to c**p on the inside? No heart burn? Eat what I want? Walk like something other than a duck? 100%. Man I could go on for a while 😂

#64

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can still hear that voice after all these years...

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#68

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son refused to eat ham for years because it 'put air' in his mouth. Could never get a definitive answer what that meant. Strangely enough this was never an issue with the new 'cold pork slices' I started putting in his sandwiches XD

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mulk
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you have kids: beware of silence... they are preparing something.

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Vibeke Jørgensen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister told me to, the day before I got into labor - I love my sis

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Heather Evans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son at 3: *shouting* Mommy, look! That's the same color as your nipples!" pointing at some (presumably) candy item in the impulse section while I was checking out at Walgreens. The line behind me was varied in age and gender. I wasn't sure whether to avoid eye contact or look them dead in the face and own it.

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Jan Feline
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that was me. I don't have kids, so take it as you will. According to my mom, except for sleeping, I was so good (read: autistic), that she took me to the doctor to see if I was ok (40-some years ago, the answer was yes). Then came my sister. Quite a surprise for my parents. But she grew up into a cool adult.

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

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Jeeves
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Day 2,459 of daughter acting shocked when asked to have a fast shower. 13 yo be like: Mum, fast and shower are two words that don't fit together.

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Wanda Queen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait until the teens start. Every year I think it will get better and....PSYCH! ;)

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Lianna Valdez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My oldest is almost 18 and my youngest is 16 I still don't feel like a grown up hooray. Its more fun this way we act like kids together. Also they parent me at times its fun