Mixing parents and Twitter is a dangerously hilarious combination that we have already established previously. We showed you the most hilarious mom tweets, dad tweets, we even showed you the best celebrity parent tweets. This time, we've got something just as good in store for you.

We here at Bored Panda went through the parenting tweets of 2017, picked out the best ones so far, and put them all together in this list! Serving at your pleasure, all of the tweets in this list are so hilarious they're bound to make you laugh, even if you're not a parent! Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites.

#1

Parenting Tweets

FeralCrone Report

Rachael Marrast 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA

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#2

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simoncholland Report

Captain Planet 2 years ago

At least it's original and makes you think lol.

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#3

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Asia 2 years ago

This is actually what I love about little kids. Their minds are not yet corrupted or controlled...

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#4

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Zori the degu 2 years ago

He/She has already figured out the painful truth.

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#5

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Stille20 2 years ago

If you pay all the bills and still have money in your account I call it a win.

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#6

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Sourav Sahoo 2 years ago

Maybe for sweet dreams...who knows

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#7

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MyMomologue Report

Arnoud Lievers 2 years ago

Maybe he just wants a brighter future for all. Lick those windows clean young man! Let the son shine trough! You are changing the world!!!

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#8

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MommaUnfiltered Report

John L 2 years ago

They all tend to be "little assholes". The real issue is how much patience you are willing to endure, before you become an even bigger asshole. ;O

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#9

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msemilymccombs Report

Asia 2 years ago

She will do it in front of his friends, obviously (remind that fact, not poop...).

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#10

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moooooog35 Report

John L 2 years ago

Obviously masochism comes in many different forms, doesn't it? :D

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#11

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Asia 2 years ago

Good, valid point. Send him to law school.

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#12

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adult_mom Report

Oliver Nahlik 2 years ago

Board games? newfangled nonsense! we played with rocks and dirt! back when the world was all black and white, before i invented colours!

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#13

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VancityReynolds Report

Asia 2 years ago

Best. Dad. Ever.

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#14

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

What a great gift it would be :)

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#15

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Anya O 2 years ago

Or get her to drink loads of blueberry slushies and her tongue will turn blue! Or at least until she brushes her teeth...

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#16

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daddydoinwork Report

İdil 2 years ago

You need to yell "I wonder where she is" every once in a while to make it more believable so that she won't come looking for you.

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#17

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thebabylady7 Report

Arwen Lara Hogardt 2 years ago

Me when somebody looks at my stuff, picks it up, is about to drop it

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#18

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XplodingUnicorn Report

John L 2 years ago

Chip off the old block, eh? :D

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#19

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EverydayGirlDad Report

Krysta Pandoo 2 years ago

Awww

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#20

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yenniwhite Report

John L 2 years ago

Amen! Now she can get some sleep. :D

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#21

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msemilymccombs Report

Dinetk 2 years ago

Totally understandable

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#22

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mommy_cusses Report

Marianne van Dort 2 years ago

I don't think Kjorn was referring to himself. My kid actually made the same remark out of the blue about his dad in a busy store

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#23

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Master Markus 2 years ago

I don't understand fidget spinners as something to "help kids focus". In my experience it's just going to distract them.

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#24

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VancityReynolds Report

Kjorn 2 years ago

damn... Ryan Reynolds is the guy to follow on twitter

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#25

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LetMeStart Report

Flora Polvado 2 years ago

I can just hear the (in)sincerety in your voice!

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#26

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UnfilteredMama Report

Janet Martin 2 years ago

Awwww. You've got a budding lawyer on your hands.

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#27

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MyMomologue Report

Hans 2 years ago

You forgot that they also hate breakfast now.

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#28

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Kjorn 2 years ago

i Wake up naturally now... sadly it's always around 5h30... even on week-ends

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#29

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Peter Bear 2 years ago

Krankwagon, in German. Tell your kid that and they'll laugh, I bet.

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#30

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AndyHerald Report

Larissa Bernasconi 2 years ago

I'm 20 and I recently found out that my father kept a giant folder full of my drawings. That's so nice...

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#31

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EverydayGirlDad Report

Hans 2 years ago

If talking gets replaced by a glass with tap water, you will soon realize that she too well understood negotiation.

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#32

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mylifesuckers Report

Blue Cicada 2 years ago

Excellent customer service!

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#33

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outsmartedmommy Report

Patrick Bateman 2 years ago

Fucking kids...reminding me that I'm old.

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#34

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Dadpression Report

Kjorn 2 years ago

i confirm!

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#35

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Asia 2 years ago

True.

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#36

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Lhlodder Report

Hans 2 years ago

Like? To my understanding particularly of baby's olfactory capabilities they indeed DO!

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#37

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maughammom Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Almost sounds like an equivalent version likes on facebook, but on paper.

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#38

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Kjorn 2 years ago

you forget the socks in your story.

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#39

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TheAlexNevil Report

Allana Rose 2 years ago

The logic of a child.

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#40

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XplodingUnicorn Report

StarKitten 2 years ago

That 7-year-old human-kitten is awesome.

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#41

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yenniwhite Report

Nuniek Widiayani 2 years ago

I miss sleep..

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#42

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PerfectPending Report

Hans 2 years ago

"mess" would have been the only required reply

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#43

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DaddyJew Report

Allana Rose 2 years ago

Nothing anyone ever says or does to you will make you feel old than a simple remark like this from your kids.

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#44

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FatherWithTwins Report

Wanda Queen 2 years ago

They deserve it.

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#45

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UnfilteredMama Report

TC 2 years ago

Don't worry you ARE actually normal...

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#46

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mommy_cusses Report

Lance Beard 2 years ago

*Relatives arrive* "OMG WHERE IS IT" Me: *Waving around a cardboard package* "Just in time for dinner! Come in, guys!"

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#47

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XplodingUnicorn Report

bianca johnson 2 years ago

To what God do we sacrifice chocolate donuts? I will never convert to that religion.

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#48

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FatherWithTwins Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Tolkien and the elf civilization would be proud

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#49

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

nenaflipz 2 years ago

Lol

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#50

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FatherWithTwins Report

Hans 2 years ago

Isn't it great to shift perspectives? And I guess it is even better for grandparents: have all the joy with children, but leave when it is getting to messy.

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#51

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TheBoydP Report

Abby Rexroth 2 years ago

They're free up until you have to buy a pregnancy test and then it explodes from there.

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#52

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MamaFizzles Report

Mia Rennie 2 years ago

sales job interview: person: it says here you don't have any experiance... you: oh! I should really update that! I have 2 four year olds who are pickey eaters p: you've got the job! chef interview: p: do you have any experence? y: well... I have 3 kids who eat their food and don't complain p: it's a mirical! you've got the job!

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#53

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ValeeGrrl Report

Blue Cicada 2 years ago

Oh, he knows. Many bus drivers are parents. They know the relief of sending their children off to school.

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#54

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UnfilteredMama Report

Janet Martin 2 years ago

Whiskey for him. Benadryl for the kids. Give yourself some "me time" girl!

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#55

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Allen Andrews 2 years ago

If your parents give you the silent treatment, that can be a childhood win.

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#56

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Stille20 2 years ago

Ugh, it's like trying to put a crab in a pot... if you were trying to keep the crab alive .. and it refused

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#57

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ParentNormal Report

Wanda Queen 2 years ago

And complaints. Lots and lots of complaints.

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#58

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realtonihammer Report

Nymeria Of Rhoyne 2 years ago

That's how you know you're doing a freakin awesome job !!!

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#59

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2questionable Report

nenaflipz 2 years ago

Good one lol

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#60

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Lhlodder Report

Hans 2 years ago

Chance of running out of things whilst on holidays: 0.1%: dad's stuff, 9.9% mom's stuff, 90% that freaking gizmo little one said he/she did not like anymore.

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#61

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PetrickSara Report

Zori the degu 2 years ago

Fools.

#62

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Leni 2 years ago

Easier, no. Nice to have your body back? Not pee 10 times at night? Not get bruised from being kicked to crap on the inside? No heart burn? Eat what I want? Walk like something other than a duck? 100%. Man I could go on for a while 😂

#63

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daddydoinwork Report

Daria B 2 years ago

My answer would be "go wash your hands".

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#64

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ValeeGrrl Report

TC 2 years ago

I can still hear that voice after all these years...

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#65

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FatherWithTwins Report

nenaflipz 2 years ago

Omg i was laughing so hard lol

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#66

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Thomas Kolev 2 years ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

#67

Parenting Tweets

daddydoinwork Report

Abby Rexroth 2 years ago

One of the best!!!

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#68

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UnfilteredMama Report

CelSlade 2 years ago

My son refused to eat ham for years because it 'put air' in his mouth. Could never get a definitive answer what that meant. Strangely enough this was never an issue with the new 'cold pork slices' I started putting in his sandwiches XD

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#69

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OneFunnyMummy Report

mulk 2 years ago

When you have kids: beware of silence... they are preparing something.

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#70

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yenniwhite Report

#71

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Hans 2 years ago

ouch

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#72

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Nymeria Of Rhoyne 2 years ago

Omg that's so relatable...... except I was the kid .

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#73

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EverydayGirlDad Report

Blue Cicada 2 years ago

So accurate.

#74

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moooooog35 Report

Susan Gardner 2 years ago

Good one! You need a nanny cam :)

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#75

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2questionable Report

Vibeke Jørgensen 2 years ago

My sister told me to, the day before I got into labor - I love my sis

#76

Parenting Tweets

PerfectPending Report

Luck Yeah 2 years ago

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Should try taking the Panda ears off

#77

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MidgardMomma Report

Heather Evans 2 years ago

My son at 3: *shouting* Mommy, look! That's the same color as your nipples!" pointing at some (presumably) candy item in the impulse section while I was checking out at Walgreens. The line behind me was varied in age and gender. I wasn't sure whether to avoid eye contact or look them dead in the face and own it.

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#78

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Kjorn 2 years ago

i lost it long ago... in a galaxy far far away

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#79

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FeralCrone Report

#80

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ParentNormal Report

TC 2 years ago

It's a win/win situation...

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#81

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