Mixing parents and Twitter is a dangerously hilarious combination that we have already established previously. We showed you the most hilarious mom tweets, dad tweets, we even showed you the best celebrity parent tweets. This time, we've got something just as good in store for you.

We here at Bored Panda went through the parenting tweets of 2017, picked out the best ones so far, and put them all together in this list! Serving at your pleasure, all of the tweets in this list are so hilarious they're bound to make you laugh, even if you're not a parent! Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites.

#2

Parenting Tweets

simoncholland Report

Captain Planet
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it's original and makes you think lol.

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#3

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Asia
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually what I love about little kids. Their minds are not yet corrupted or controlled...

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#4

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He/She has already figured out the painful truth.

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#5

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Stille20
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you pay all the bills and still have money in your account I call it a win.

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#7

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

MyMomologue Report

Arnoud Lievers
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he just wants a brighter future for all. Lick those windows clean young man! Let the son shine trough! You are changing the world!!!

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#8

Parenting Tweets

MommaUnfiltered Report

John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all tend to be "little assholes". The real issue is how much patience you are willing to endure, before you become an even bigger asshole. ;O

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#9

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msemilymccombs Report

Asia
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She will do it in front of his friends, obviously (remind that fact, not poop...).

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#10

Parenting Tweets

moooooog35 Report

John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously masochism comes in many different forms, doesn't it? :D

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#11

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Asia
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good, valid point. Send him to law school.

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#12

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adult_mom Report

Oliver Nahlik
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Board games? newfangled nonsense! we played with rocks and dirt! back when the world was all black and white, before i invented colours!

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#15

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Anya O
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or get her to drink loads of blueberry slushies and her tongue will turn blue! Or at least until she brushes her teeth...

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#16

Parenting Tweets

daddydoinwork Report

İdil
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to yell "I wonder where she is" every once in a while to make it more believable so that she won't come looking for you.

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#17

Parenting Tweets

thebabylady7 Report

Arwen Lara Hogardt
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me when somebody looks at my stuff, picks it up, is about to drop it

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#18

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

#20

Best-parenting-tweets-2017

yenniwhite Report

John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen! Now she can get some sleep. :D

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#22

Parenting Tweets

mommy_cusses Report

Marianne van Dort
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think Kjorn was referring to himself. My kid actually made the same remark out of the blue about his dad in a busy store

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#23

Parenting Tweets

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Master Markus
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand fidget spinners as something to "help kids focus". In my experience it's just going to distract them.

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#24

Parenting Tweets

VancityReynolds Report

Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn... Ryan Reynolds is the guy to follow on twitter

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#25

Parenting Tweets

LetMeStart Report

Flora Polvado
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just hear the (in)sincerety in your voice!

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#26

Parenting Tweets

UnfilteredMama Report

Janet Martin
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwww. You've got a budding lawyer on your hands.

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#27

Parenting Tweets

MyMomologue Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You forgot that they also hate breakfast now.

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#28

Parenting Tweets

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i Wake up naturally now... sadly it's always around 5h30... even on week-ends

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#30

Parenting Tweets

AndyHerald Report

Larissa Bernasconi
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 20 and I recently found out that my father kept a giant folder full of my drawings. That's so nice...

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#31

Parenting Tweets

EverydayGirlDad Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If talking gets replaced by a glass with tap water, you will soon realize that she too well understood negotiation.

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#36

Parenting Tweets

Lhlodder Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like? To my understanding particularly of baby's olfactory capabilities they indeed DO!

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#37

Parenting Tweets

maughammom Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Almost sounds like an equivalent version likes on facebook, but on paper.

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#42

Parenting Tweets

PerfectPending Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"mess" would have been the only required reply

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#43

Parenting Tweets

DaddyJew Report

Allana Rose
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing anyone ever says or does to you will make you feel old than a simple remark like this from your kids.

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#45

Parenting Tweets

UnfilteredMama Report

#46

Parenting Tweets

mommy_cusses Report

Lance Beard
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Relatives arrive* "OMG WHERE IS IT" Me: *Waving around a cardboard package* "Just in time for dinner! Come in, guys!"

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#47

Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

bianca johnson
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To what God do we sacrifice chocolate donuts? I will never convert to that religion.

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#50

Parenting Tweets

FatherWithTwins Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't it great to shift perspectives? And I guess it is even better for grandparents: have all the joy with children, but leave when it is getting to messy.

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#51

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TheBoydP Report

Abby Rexroth
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're free up until you have to buy a pregnancy test and then it explodes from there.

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#52

Parenting Tweets

MamaFizzles Report

Mia Rennie
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sales job interview: person: it says here you don't have any experiance... you: oh! I should really update that! I have 2 four year olds who are pickey eaters p: you've got the job! chef interview: p: do you have any experence? y: well... I have 3 kids who eat their food and don't complain p: it's a mirical! you've got the job!

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#53

Parenting Tweets

ValeeGrrl Report

Blue Cicada
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, he knows. Many bus drivers are parents. They know the relief of sending their children off to school.

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#54

Parenting Tweets

UnfilteredMama Report

Janet Martin
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whiskey for him. Benadryl for the kids. Give yourself some "me time" girl!

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#55

Parenting Tweets

sarcasticmommy4 Report

Allen Andrews
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your parents give you the silent treatment, that can be a childhood win.

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#56

Parenting Tweets

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Stille20
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, it's like trying to put a crab in a pot... if you were trying to keep the crab alive .. and it refused

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