Being a mother requires a lot of patience. Just think - all those "redecorated" walls, fusses over random stuff, food all over the ground, basically, kids just leave a mess wherever they go! But hey, it's not so bad when you have a good sense of humor. And it's even better when you bring your sense of humor to Twitter! Well, it's better for us, at least.

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the funniest tweets moms have ever written. Take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

Want some more? Check out the funniest fatherhood tweets.

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#1

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hypercraxy Report

Anna Brandigi 3 years ago

Definitely me as a parent

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#2

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_Mo_lee_ Report

Michelle Miller 3 years ago

🔥🔥BUURRRNNN🔥🔥

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#3

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mommyshorts Report

Silke Hagemann 3 years ago

Lol

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#4

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maughammom Report

over opinionated 3 years ago

I remember doing that after my nightmares growing up I wanted mom but felt bad for waking her so I just stood there and waited for her to notice me

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#5

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Dempster2000 Report

Lucy Solis 3 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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#6

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JennyPentland Report

Emilee Kimball 3 years ago

Clever one! Sounds like something one of my boys would say.

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#7

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ValeeGrrl Report

Yvonne Bernal 3 years ago

My grandpa split a candy bar for me and my sis. I wasn't satisfied... I told him to weigh them. lol

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#8

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CaffeineandF Report

Cassie 3 years ago

Too true. 'o.o

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#9

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Marlebean Report

Yvonne Bernal 3 years ago

HILARIOUS..... omgoodness I almost spit my coffee.

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#10

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sardonictart Report

Maria Stoyanova 3 years ago

Ha ha ha, that kid is witty

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#11

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Book_Krazy Report

Mary Kirk 3 years ago

I'm a catholic.... I should have known that....

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#12

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FoxyWinePocket Report

Katie Buckwalter 3 years ago

That's a good trick, will have to remember that...

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#13

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Kjorn 3 years ago

15 min? i don't wait that long before i change myself into a werewolf

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#14

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UnfilteredMama Report

Kjorn 3 years ago

for me during a visit in a zoo. i bring my boy in the bathroom with me and he said very loudly when i did my business in the urinal. ""Wow your penis is big'' don't know how react: Proud or embarrased

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#15

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KateWhineHall Report

over opinionated 3 years ago

If you don't let your kid near some kind of dirt they'll never develop an immune system and they'll always be sick

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#16

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amydillon Report

Leck Goodnough 3 years ago

You should write for Melissa McCarthy

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#17

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CrazyExhaustion Report

Mike DA 3 years ago

Hahahahaha, that doesn't work! My wife wished that the second would do that and he is such a mummy's boy! :)))))

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#18

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MidgardMomma Report

Michelle Miller 3 years ago

When my kid caught me eating cake before dinner, I told her " the best part of being an adult is eating dessert first." Fast forward to kid at 19..." All things considered Mom... I'd rather be stuck eating dinner first."

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#19

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Manda_like_wine Report

over opinionated 3 years ago

I love the blunt honesty

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#20

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WorkingMom86 Report

Katie Buckwalter 3 years ago

I just snorted milk through my nose!....LOL

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#21

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DomesticGoddss Report

over opinionated 3 years ago

Lol that's funny never thought about it

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#22

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abhorrent_wife Report

Deana 3 years ago

SO glad I'm not the only one who hides donuts from my kids.

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#23

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LetMeStart Report

Dawn Moskalyk 3 years ago

Until it's too late... lol

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#24

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KateWhineHall Report

over opinionated 3 years ago

I think you won

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#25

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Deana 3 years ago

This is my house WAAAYY to often. Just ask my son, affectionately nicknamed Cap't Crunch.

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#26

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valeegrrl Report

Lily Harmon 3 years ago

They teach them that in school!

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#27

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WorkingMom86 Report

Cassie 3 years ago

Learning opportunity!

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#28

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mommy_cusses Report

over opinionated 3 years ago

Like I said building an immune system is a good thing he's not sick

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#29

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HousewifeOfHell Report

April Robedeau-Page 3 years ago

Try home schooling. O_o

#30

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thatcarlygirl Report

Holly Sharma 3 years ago

My daughter and her friend were having an argument told them to apologise mine does but her friend says says " I tried to say sorry but instead I accidentally said lots of really nasty things I guess my brain just doesn't want me to say sorry"

#31

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est1975blog Report

Flora Polvado 3 years ago

No reason to worry til he hits puberty!

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#32

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WorkingMom86 Report

SapphireDolphin10 3 years ago

My mom told me the alligators from gater tails go to a Alligator Farm...I found out where they rlly go tho...Still mad at mom, I'm 11 btw :(

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#33

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WorkingMom86 Report

Jennelle Cocco 3 years ago

Sounds just like something my 4 year old boy would fall apart over. He seriously wants the universe to operate under different laws of nature. I thought kids liked to discover their world, not criticize it.

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#34

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Savdat02 3 years ago

Haha I see what you did there

#35

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MummaCrazy Report

SapphireDolphin10 3 years ago

I don't think it's possible for a child to be born with full caked on makeup.......and never be seen without it. Lol

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#36

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FeralCrone Report

SapphireDolphin10 3 years ago

I know a few people who I'd label "prototype".............. Lol

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#37

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yenniwhite Report

Evgeniya Khon 3 years ago

The grass is always greener on the other side lol:)

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#38

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est1975blog Report

#39

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lilwestman Report

SapphireDolphin10 3 years ago

I'd cry when I had to flush the toilet cuz I wanted to keep my poop,I'd sob "goodbye poop, I'll miss you!" I had some attachment problems...

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#40

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PetrickSara Report

Crystal Martinez 3 years ago

I'd write "Nothing to advise on....it's too late. Welcome to being tired the rest of your life"

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#41

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ValeeGrr Report

Sarah Mark Cleverley 3 years ago

Yes yes yes and mine are teenagers

#42

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Carbosly Report

SapphireDolphin10 3 years ago

Me with my two new kittens! I want at least one of them to attach to me..... Our dog is with dad and other cat with mom

#43

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WorkingMom86 Report

Dawn Moskalyk 3 years ago

Hahahaha yes yes yes.

#44

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mcarisa Report

Hans 3 years ago

There's nothing like starting young.

#45

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ValeeGrrl Report

Danielle Merida 3 years ago

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

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#46

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

dorutzyka 3 years ago

Lovely

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#47

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StellaGMaddox Report

Hans 3 years ago

Try to explain to someone who is 18 this year what a floppy is. Or a tape casette...

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#48

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Flora Polvado 3 years ago

Yes, yes, yes!!! I needed that soooo much!

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#49

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Book_Krazy Report

Leck Goodnough 3 years ago

Logical thinking.

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#50

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MomOfTeen Report

97grncab 3 years ago

This is what I discovered when they moved away to college.

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#51

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BPMbadassmama Report

#52

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BlackCatBettie Report

Maria Stoyanova 3 years ago

And sleep

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#53

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shriekhouse Report

DLB 2 years ago

New spin on an Irish Blessing. I love it!

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#54

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amydillon Report

Leoninus Fate 2 years ago

someone else made this joke but instead of there kid it was there best friend

#55

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Hans 3 years ago

Think positive: hunger will come, and then the microwave needs to be good enough.

#56

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Jennelle Cocco 3 years ago

How do you accomplish that? They always find out.

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#57

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LetMeStart Report

SapphireDolphin10 3 years ago

My dad says "do as I say, not as I do" lol, he contradicts his own rules 24/7

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#58

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_NikkaBee Report

Nadine Hughey 3 years ago

Is it weird I miss Sprout? Things were so much simpler then.

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#59

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KateOfHysteria Report

Dessira Buchholz 3 years ago

Hey, this kid did a better job than most dog groomers I've worked with.

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#60

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bourgeoisalien Report

Harlan Bleiler 2 years ago

My favorite part is seeing if I can be the first one to pick up my kid and leave the parking lot

#61

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Kay Lewis 3 years ago

My granddaughter wanted to go swimming in the middle of winter - when told it was too cold she said with contempt "I'll wear warm clothes" she was 3

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#62

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abhorrent_wife Report

Cameron Johnson 3 years ago

huh

#63

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mommy_cusses Report

Misty Pal 3 years ago

its soooo damn true! mine cried almost non stop for 2 days and then threw it aside 10 mins after I found it for her, hasn't even glanced at it since...

#64

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buriedwithkids Report

Salma Abidi 3 years ago

obviously an international phenomenon :D

#65

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Nikki Hale 3 years ago

😂

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#66

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Kylee Collins 1 year ago

Hans...not what she meant

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#67

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ValeeGrrl Report

Deana 3 years ago

Kids ALWAYS have to poop when it's time to leave the house!

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#68

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amydillon Report

#69

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OneFunnyMummy Report

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#70

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PinkCamoTO Report

SapphireDolphin10 3 years ago

When I was 3 I could name them all & their facts and stuff,Thx Dino Dan & Dinosaur Train but I couldnt remember to put my dishes in the sink

#71

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martinisandmini Report

Leah Crosby 2 years ago

Mimosa, glass of wine, beer, shot of tequila...does it really matter???

#72

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bourgeoisalien Report

Leah Crosby 2 years ago

Then there are those ''helpful' people that you do not know who are more than willing to walk up to you on the street and tell you that you are doing it all wrong!

#73

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LetMeStart Report

April Barnhart 6 months ago

Cute :)

#74

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3sunzzz Report

Brianna Bastian 3 years ago

think, it means that they all act inbred or something like that

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#75

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

over opinionated 3 years ago

you have the energy to walk on your hands across the kitchen? Impressive!

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#76

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outsmartedmommy Report

Georgia Stergiadis 3 years ago

oh no HAHAHAHA!

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#77

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Dawn Moskalyk 3 years ago

..with not toys on ths floor hahahaha

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#78

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maughammom Report

#79

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ashleyaustrew Report

Danielle Merida 3 years ago

you are a great mom!

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#80

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MomOfTeen Report

#81

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nicfit75 Report

Sarah McPeak 3 years ago

Yup

#82

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HousewifeOfHell Report