Being a mother requires a lot of patience. Just think - all those "redecorated" walls, fusses over random stuff, food all over the ground, basically, kids just leave a mess wherever they go! But hey, it's not so bad when you have a good sense of humor. And it's even better when you bring your sense of humor to Twitter! Well, it's better for us, at least.

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the funniest tweets moms have ever written. Take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

Want some more? Check out the funniest fatherhood tweets.

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maughammom Report

over opinionated
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember doing that after my nightmares growing up I wanted mom but felt bad for waking her so I just stood there and waited for her to notice me

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#6

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JennyPentland Report

Emilee Kimball
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clever one! Sounds like something one of my boys would say.

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#7

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ValeeGrrl Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandpa split a candy bar for me and my sis. I wasn't satisfied... I told him to weigh them. lol

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#9

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Marlebean Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HILARIOUS..... omgoodness I almost spit my coffee.

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#11

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Book_Krazy Report

#12

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FoxyWinePocket Report

Katie Buckwalter
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a good trick, will have to remember that...

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#13

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

15 min? i don't wait that long before i change myself into a werewolf

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#14

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UnfilteredMama Report

Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for me during a visit in a zoo. i bring my boy in the bathroom with me and he said very loudly when i did my business in the urinal. ""Wow your penis is big'' don't know how react: Proud or embarrased

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#15

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KateWhineHall Report

over opinionated
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't let your kid near some kind of dirt they'll never develop an immune system and they'll always be sick

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#17

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CrazyExhaustion Report

Mike DA
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha, that doesn't work! My wife wished that the second would do that and he is such a mummy's boy! :)))))

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#18

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MidgardMomma Report

Michelle Miller
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my kid caught me eating cake before dinner, I told her " the best part of being an adult is eating dessert first." Fast forward to kid at 19..." All things considered Mom... I'd rather be stuck eating dinner first."

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#22

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abhorrent_wife Report

Deana
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SO glad I'm not the only one who hides donuts from my kids.

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#25

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Deana
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my house WAAAYY to often. Just ask my son, affectionately nicknamed Cap't Crunch.

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#28

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mommy_cusses Report

over opinionated
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like I said building an immune system is a good thing he's not sick

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#30

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thatcarlygirl Report

Holly Sharma
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter and her friend were having an argument told them to apologise mine does but her friend says says " I tried to say sorry but instead I accidentally said lots of really nasty things I guess my brain just doesn't want me to say sorry"

#31

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est1975blog Report

#32

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WorkingMom86 Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom told me the alligators from gater tails go to a Alligator Farm...I found out where they rlly go tho...Still mad at mom, I'm 11 btw :(

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#33

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WorkingMom86 Report

Jennelle Cocco
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds just like something my 4 year old boy would fall apart over. He seriously wants the universe to operate under different laws of nature. I thought kids liked to discover their world, not criticize it.

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#34

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Savdat02
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha I see what you did there

#35

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MummaCrazy Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's possible for a child to be born with full caked on makeup.......and never be seen without it. Lol

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#36

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FeralCrone Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a few people who I'd label "prototype".............. Lol

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#37

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yenniwhite Report

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The grass is always greener on the other side lol:)

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#38

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est1975blog Report

#39

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lilwestman Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd cry when I had to flush the toilet cuz I wanted to keep my poop,I'd sob "goodbye poop, I'll miss you!" I had some attachment problems...

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#40

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PetrickSara Report

Crystal Martinez
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd write "Nothing to advise on....it's too late. Welcome to being tired the rest of your life"

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#42

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Carbosly Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me with my two new kittens! I want at least one of them to attach to me..... Our dog is with dad and other cat with mom

#44

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mcarisa Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's nothing like starting young.

#47

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StellaGMaddox Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try to explain to someone who is 18 this year what a floppy is. Or a tape casette...

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#48

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

#50

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MomOfTeen Report

97grncab
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what I discovered when they moved away to college.

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#51

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BPMbadassmama Report

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shriekhouse Report

DLB
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New spin on an Irish Blessing. I love it!

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#54

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amydillon Report

Leoninus Fate
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

someone else made this joke but instead of there kid it was there best friend

#55

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think positive: hunger will come, and then the microwave needs to be good enough.

#56

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Jennelle Cocco
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you accomplish that? They always find out.

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#57

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LetMeStart Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad says "do as I say, not as I do" lol, he contradicts his own rules 24/7

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#58

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_NikkaBee Report

Nadine Hughey
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it weird I miss Sprout? Things were so much simpler then.

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#59

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KateOfHysteria Report

Dessira Buchholz
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, this kid did a better job than most dog groomers I've worked with.

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#60

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bourgeoisalien Report

Harlan Bleiler
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite part is seeing if I can be the first one to pick up my kid and leave the parking lot

#61

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