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Being a mother requires a lot of patience. Just think - all those "redecorated" walls, fusses over random stuff, food all over the ground, basically, kids just leave a mess wherever they go! But hey, it's not so bad when you have a good sense of humor. And it's even better when you bring your sense of humor to Twitter! Well, it's better for us, at least.

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the funniest tweets moms have ever written. Take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember doing that after my nightmares growing up I wanted mom but felt bad for waking her so I just stood there and waited for her to notice me

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandpa split a candy bar for me and my sis. I wasn't satisfied... I told him to weigh them. lol

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

15 min? i don't wait that long before i change myself into a werewolf

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for me during a visit in a zoo. i bring my boy in the bathroom with me and he said very loudly when i did my business in the urinal. ""Wow your penis is big'' don't know how react: Proud or embarrased

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't let your kid near some kind of dirt they'll never develop an immune system and they'll always be sick

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Mike DA
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha, that doesn't work! My wife wished that the second would do that and he is such a mummy's boy! :)))))

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Michelle Miller
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my kid caught me eating cake before dinner, I told her " the best part of being an adult is eating dessert first." Fast forward to kid at 19..." All things considered Mom... I'd rather be stuck eating dinner first."

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Deana
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SO glad I'm not the only one who hides donuts from my kids.

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Deana
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my house WAAAYY to often. Just ask my son, affectionately nicknamed Cap't Crunch.

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Holly Sharma
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter and her friend were having an argument told them to apologise mine does but her friend says says " I tried to say sorry but instead I accidentally said lots of really nasty things I guess my brain just doesn't want me to say sorry"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom told me the alligators from gater tails go to a Alligator Farm...I found out where they rlly go tho...Still mad at mom, I'm 11 btw :(

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Jennelle Cocco
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds just like something my 4 year old boy would fall apart over. He seriously wants the universe to operate under different laws of nature. I thought kids liked to discover their world, not criticize it.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's possible for a child to be born with full caked on makeup.......and never be seen without it. Lol

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd cry when I had to flush the toilet cuz I wanted to keep my poop,I'd sob "goodbye poop, I'll miss you!" I had some attachment problems...

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Crystal Martinez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd write "Nothing to advise on....it's too late. Welcome to being tired the rest of your life"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me with my two new kittens! I want at least one of them to attach to me..... Our dog is with dad and other cat with mom

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try to explain to someone who is 18 this year what a floppy is. Or a tape casette...

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Leoninus Fate
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

someone else made this joke but instead of there kid it was there best friend

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think positive: hunger will come, and then the microwave needs to be good enough.

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SapphireDolphin10
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad says "do as I say, not as I do" lol, he contradicts his own rules 24/7

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Harlan Bleiler
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite part is seeing if I can be the first one to pick up my kid and leave the parking lot

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Kay Lewis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddaughter wanted to go swimming in the middle of winter - when told it was too cold she said with contempt "I'll wear warm clothes" she was 3

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Misty Pal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its soooo damn true! mine cried almost non stop for 2 days and then threw it aside 10 mins after I found it for her, hasn't even glanced at it since...

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Deana
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids ALWAYS have to poop when it's time to leave the house!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 3 I could name them all & their facts and stuff,Thx Dino Dan & Dinosaur Train but I couldnt remember to put my dishes in the sink

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Leah Crosby
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mimosa, glass of wine, beer, shot of tequila...does it really matter???

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Leah Crosby
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then there are those ''helpful' people that you do not know who are more than willing to walk up to you on the street and tell you that you are doing it all wrong!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you have the energy to walk on your hands across the kitchen? Impressive!

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Hayley Lightcap
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh pulease all that means is that they eat candy they found in the grass

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Dessira Buchholz
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom did that once. Except I was eating change that the cashier gave me. I was 4. I was rushed to the emergency room.

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Terri Motheroffour
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My adult daughter says her son's backpack "just threw up on the floor.". And that's where he leaves it.

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Flora Polvado
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Used to tantrums. Now I'm just jealous I can't throw one without being taken away.

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Dorien Adriaenssens
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel bad for my mother now... I used to be that kid that occasionally needed to know where this or that artwork me or my sister made was. I would not stop until I had an answer, or until I found back said artwork and placed it back in sight where I thought it belonged;

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