I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:

"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."

Dad tweets can be hilarious, and Bored Panda aims to bring you the best of the best. Which hilarious dad tweet do you think deserves the top spot? Vote! Or submit your own funny dad tweets below!

#1

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Wulfur
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone loving this should get the book "The owner's manual to terrible parenting" it's so funny

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#2

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Brian Gaar Report

Puddin Tane
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.

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#8

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Nicholas McGuinness
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*

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#14

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Yesica1993
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch! So that was an only child, right?

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#16

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Nice Eric Report

Christian Hill
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show

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#18

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Goats? Report

Attack On Titan Is Awesome
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )

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#19

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AmateurIdiot Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!

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#20

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Exploding Unicorn Report

#23

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Conan O'Brien Report

Suleika Cremers
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope he also explained that the 38% was not just taken away, but pays for roads, public schools, parks, etc..

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#24

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Abe Yospe Report

Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we always told my nieces they were sleeping. Sometimes we'd add that it was a terrible place to take a nap.

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#25

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Maureen Mower
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7 years ago

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I bet she learned that at home too, especially at bedtime, in stores, and any time you had to take her to the doctor or dentist!! ;)

#26

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering your Twitter handle, this should not be a big change for you. Cats are pretty much the same, lol.

#27

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Michael Ian Black Report

Judit Nadu
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Hungary we don't have to pay to watch anything from the movies...

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#30

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Simon Holland Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww - celebrate his creativity. You can always paint the walls and reupholster the sofa later. :D

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#31

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Sammy Rhodes Report

Maureen Mower
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if this is funny or not, but it's absolutely the truth!!

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#33

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Jason English Report

Yesica1993
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, wow, you're right! Now I feel old too. Thanks a lot.

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#35

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Simon Holland Report

dougdoug
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dont forget the tooth fairy, and all the other gaurdians

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#39

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Mark Report

Otto Fabian
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry Mark, not everyone is oblivious to sarcasm.

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#42

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Mikki Woodsmith
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends kid (now 15) only eats cheese sandwiches, chocolate biscuits and smoothies. Pizza apparently is nothing like a cheese sandwich lol

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#44

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Otto Fabian
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go for the hanging bags, it'll trick your kids into exercising by making them jump continuously for it. Also ignore the silly bitch that said no candy.

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#45

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Ryan Reynolds Report

Liz Miller
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7 years ago

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How is that funny?

#46

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daddydoinwork Report

Bibi Mørkhøj
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could've been worse.. It could've been poop in the laundry basket.

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#51

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Lion Jenkins Report

Jemma Bannocks
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, this every moment of every day! And sometimes the description is terrifying: "I can't find the little girl with worm hair and black eyes"!!! Lala Loopsy.

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#52

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Justin Guarini Report

#53

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Robert Knop Report

Virginia Su
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg thats so true. After school, I would go to my friend's house and we'd make her soft toys go to school, and even make little homework booklets and test booklets AHAHAHA

#56

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Robert Knop Report

Cyan Berry
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ha-that was like my mom she used to alway throw away my stuff I would get my and yell at her

#57

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Simon Holland Report

Cyan Berry
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just like what my dad did to my when I was younger

#59

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Dad an Buried Report