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89 Of The Funniest Fatherhood Tweets Ever
I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:
"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."
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#2
Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.
#8
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*
#16
We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show
#18
That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )
#19
LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!
#23
I hope he also explained that the 38% was not just taken away, but pays for roads, public schools, parks, etc..
#24
we always told my nieces they were sleeping. Sometimes we'd add that it was a terrible place to take a nap.
#26
Considering your Twitter handle, this should not be a big change for you. Cats are pretty much the same, lol.
#27
#30
Awww - celebrate his creativity. You can always paint the walls and reupholster the sofa later. :D
#31
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#42
My friends kid (now 15) only eats cheese sandwiches, chocolate biscuits and smoothies. Pizza apparently is nothing like a cheese sandwich lol
#44
Go for the hanging bags, it'll trick your kids into exercising by making them jump continuously for it. Also ignore the silly bitch that said no candy.
#46
It could've been worse.. It could've been poop in the laundry basket.
#51
Oh man, this every moment of every day! And sometimes the description is terrifying: "I can't find the little girl with worm hair and black eyes"!!! Lala Loopsy.
#53
Omg thats so true. After school, I would go to my friend's house and we'd make her soft toys go to school, and even make little homework booklets and test booklets AHAHAHA
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#72
My parents do the number thing, being the oldest, I'm number 1!! There's a number 2 and 3!!
#75
Who could do that anyway? They seem to come up with some "new math" every decade or so... which makes very little sense to me. How many different ways can 2+2 equal 4?
#80
My trick for that was to tell my son I needed to make dinner, so why not write the story and then I can read it after he goes to sleep. Either he'd get lots of writing practice, or the story would end right then!!
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