I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:

"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."

Dad tweets can be hilarious, and Bored Panda aims to bring you the best of the best. Which hilarious dad tweet do you think deserves the top spot? Vote! Or submit your own funny dad tweets below!

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Wulfur 2 years ago

Everyone loving this should get the book "The owner's manual to terrible parenting" it's so funny

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#2

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Brian Gaar Report

Puddin Tane 2 years ago

Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.

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#3

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Onennon 2 years ago

new parenting advice has been accepted.

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Tim Report

JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

lol

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#5

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Onennon 2 years ago

yes!

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#6

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Jessica Ramos 2 years ago

Epic

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#7

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

OMG! A child after my own heart!

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#8

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Nicholas McGuinness 2 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*

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#9

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Josh Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

PRICELESS!!!

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#10

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Dad and Buried Report

Cat Mac 2 years ago

Bahahahahaha!

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#11

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DaddyJew Report

Puddin Tane 2 years ago

Ewwwww!

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#12

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Simon Holland Report

Puddin Tane 2 years ago

In a flash!

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#13

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Matt Brennan Report

Nicholas McGuinness 2 years ago

Welcome to the 21st century kid

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#14

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Yesica1993 2 years ago

Ouch! So that was an only child, right?

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#15

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Launa Rae 2 years ago

Let It Go!!

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#16

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Nice Eric Report

Christian Hill 2 years ago

We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show

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#17

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Yesica1993 2 years ago

Sounds like good advice to me!

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#18

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Goats? Report

Attack On Titan Is Awesome 2 years ago

That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )

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#19

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Maureen Mower 2 years ago

LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!

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#20

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

LMAO!! Try stew next time... it's thicker.

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#21

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Lloyad Rang Report

Yesica1993 2 years ago

I almost spit my coffee!

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#22

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Ryan Reynolds Report

Susanna Vesna 2 years ago

Hahahah! Bruh

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#23

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Conan O'Brien Report

Suleika Cremers 2 years ago

I hope he also explained that the 38% was not just taken away, but pays for roads, public schools, parks, etc..

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#24

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Abe Yospe Report

Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago

we always told my nieces they were sleeping. Sometimes we'd add that it was a terrible place to take a nap.

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#25

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

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I bet she learned that at home too, especially at bedtime, in stores, and any time you had to take her to the doctor or dentist!! ;)

#26

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

Considering your Twitter handle, this should not be a big change for you. Cats are pretty much the same, lol.

#27

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Michael Ian Black Report

Judit Nadu 2 years ago

In Hungary we don't have to pay to watch anything from the movies...

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#28

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Liz Miller 2 years ago

Fair point though

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#29

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The Glad Stork Report

Tetiana Mogylenets 2 years ago

LoL

#30

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Simon Holland Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

Awww - celebrate his creativity. You can always paint the walls and reupholster the sofa later. :D

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#31

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Sammy Rhodes Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

Not sure if this is funny or not, but it's absolutely the truth!!

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#32

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Daddy Jew Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

LMAO... yep!!

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#33

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Jason English Report

Yesica1993 2 years ago

Oh, wow, you're right! Now I feel old too. Thanks a lot.

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#34

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Attack On Titan Is Awesome 2 years ago

This seems familiar I just don't know how ............

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#35

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Simon Holland Report

dougdoug 2 years ago

dont forget the tooth fairy, and all the other gaurdians

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#36

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Joanna Tur 2 years ago

brutal XD

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#37

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Abe Yospe Report

frank0ys 2 years ago

....AHAHAHAHA!

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#38

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Zack Report

Łukasz Wydra 2 years ago

I don't get it? Somebody helps?

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#39

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Mark Report

Otto Fabian 2 years ago

Don't worry Mark, not everyone is oblivious to sarcasm.

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#40

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simoncholland Report

Bluby Fisher 2 years ago

nothing is better than croutons

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#41

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Will Rodgers Report

Débora Moraes 2 years ago

Haha!

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#42

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Mikki Woodsmith 2 years ago

My friends kid (now 15) only eats cheese sandwiches, chocolate biscuits and smoothies. Pizza apparently is nothing like a cheese sandwich lol

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#43

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AndyAsAdjective Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

Busy morning!!

#44

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Otto Fabian 2 years ago

Go for the hanging bags, it'll trick your kids into exercising by making them jump continuously for it. Also ignore the silly bitch that said no candy.

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#45

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Ryan Reynolds Report

Liz Miller 2 years ago

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How is that funny?

#46

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daddydoinwork Report

Bibi Mørkhøj 2 years ago

It could've been worse.. It could've been poop in the laundry basket.

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#47

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Victoria Rey Piuma 2 years ago

Blech!

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#48

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The Glad Stork Report

dark wish 2 years ago

she's right

#49

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Kent Graham Report

Rachel Poz 2 years ago

Holy crap that was hilarious 😂

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#50

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Kalvin Report

Yesica1993 2 years ago

Perfect!

#51

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Lion Jenkins Report

Jemma Bannocks 2 years ago

Oh man, this every moment of every day! And sometimes the description is terrifying: "I can't find the little girl with worm hair and black eyes"!!! Lala Loopsy.

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#52

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Virginia Su 2 years ago

Omg thats so true. After school, I would go to my friend's house and we'd make her soft toys go to school, and even make little homework booklets and test booklets AHAHAHA

#54

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Exploding Unicorn Report

#55

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Kent Graham Report

Вера Деме 2 years ago

My son is 12 and this is still valid. Daily

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#56

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Robert Knop Report

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Simon Holland Report

#58

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Troy Johnson Report

Natalie Powell 2 years ago

Haha true

#59

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Dad an Buried Report

#60

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DaddyJew Report

Llamas and Squids 2 years ago

hahaha

#61

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Doyin Richards Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

LOL!!

#62

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TheAlexNevil Report

Yesica1993 2 years ago

Gotta hand it to the kid for persistence!

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#63

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The Cisco Kid Report

Onennon 2 years ago

ouch.

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#64

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DesignerDaddy Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

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I don't like this whole "gummy" pill trend. Not for kids or adults. Do you know how long all that sugar sticks to your kids' teeth? At least with the chewable ones, one drink of milk after and it was gone - not still stuck to their teeth an hour later!

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#65

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MikeDaddyReal Report

Shanqua Finney 2 years ago

Totally my 8 yr old

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#66

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AndyAsAdjective Report

Teresa 2 years ago

awwwww... marraige.

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#67

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Dad and Buried Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

Wait... my kid was suppose to pay me? Where do I file my complaint?

#68

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Jim Gaffigan Report

Tetiana Mogylenets 2 years ago

Good one

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#69

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Rodney Lacroix Report

Puddin Tane 2 years ago

No one is safe.

#70

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Kalvin Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

Truth!!

#71

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Zack Report

Marieange Dobresk 2 years ago

Hilarious!

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#72

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Alex Nevil Report

Hetal Vyas 2 years ago

My parents do the number thing, being the oldest, I'm number 1!! There's a number 2 and 3!!

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#73

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dougdoug 2 years ago

then they wake up first and scare the poo out of you with a loud bang in the kitchen

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#74

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Charlie N Andy Report

Glen Mast 2 years ago

Could be worse, when I was 5 I wanted to be a garbage collector ..... cause they get to ride on the back of the truck..... my parents bought me a toy garbage truck for my birthday

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#75

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The Alex Nevil Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

Who could do that anyway? They seem to come up with some "new math" every decade or so... which makes very little sense to me. How many different ways can 2+2 equal 4?

#76

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simoncholland Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

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Yeah, Dad... NOT the same thing at all!!

#77

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Untastioc Mr. Fitz Report

Jessica Ramos 2 years ago

Omfg hhahahahahahaha

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#78

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No Idea: Daddy Blog Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

They don't need yours - they have their own!!

#79

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Ben Schwartz Report

Auburn Skies 2 years ago

go for the internet.

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#80

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Simon Holland Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

My trick for that was to tell my son I needed to make dinner, so why not write the story and then I can read it after he goes to sleep. Either he'd get lots of writing practice, or the story would end right then!!

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Sven Amish Report

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Chrysalis 2 years ago

Ha! I believe it!

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Mark Report

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