I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:

"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."

Dad tweets can be hilarious, and Bored Panda aims to bring you the best of the best. Which hilarious dad tweet do you think deserves the top spot? Vote! Or submit your own funny dad tweets below!

#1

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Wulfur 2 years ago

Everyone loving this should get the book "The owner's manual to terrible parenting" it's so funny

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#2

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Brian Gaar Report

Puddin Tane 2 years ago

Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.

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#3

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henatewolf Report

Onennon 2 years ago

new parenting advice has been accepted.

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#4

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Tim Report

JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

lol

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#5

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Onennon 2 years ago

yes!

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#6

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Jessica Ramos 2 years ago

Epic

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#7

Funny Fatherhood Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

OMG! A child after my own heart!

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#8

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Nicholas McGuinness 2 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*

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#9

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Josh Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

PRICELESS!!!

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#10

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Dad and Buried Report

Cat Mac 2 years ago

Bahahahahaha!

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