I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:
"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."
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Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*
We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show
That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )
LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!
I hope he also explained that the 38% was not just taken away, but pays for roads, public schools, parks, etc..
we always told my nieces they were sleeping. Sometimes we'd add that it was a terrible place to take a nap.
Considering your Twitter handle, this should not be a big change for you. Cats are pretty much the same, lol.
Awww - celebrate his creativity. You can always paint the walls and reupholster the sofa later. :D
My friends kid (now 15) only eats cheese sandwiches, chocolate biscuits and smoothies. Pizza apparently is nothing like a cheese sandwich lol
Go for the hanging bags, it'll trick your kids into exercising by making them jump continuously for it. Also ignore the silly bitch that said no candy.
It could've been worse.. It could've been poop in the laundry basket.
Oh man, this every moment of every day! And sometimes the description is terrifying: "I can't find the little girl with worm hair and black eyes"!!! Lala Loopsy.
Omg thats so true. After school, I would go to my friend's house and we'd make her soft toys go to school, and even make little homework booklets and test booklets AHAHAHA
ha-that was like my mom she used to alway throw away my stuff I would get my and yell at her
