With 2017 rapidly coming to an end, we thought we'd update our hilarious list celebrating the funniest parenting tweets of the year. From moms getting accused of being horrible parents because they won't let them play with a chainsaw, to dads who try to solve all of their parenting problems with cookies, the funny collection of tweets compiled by Bored Panda is sure to resonate with sleep-deprived moms and long-suffering dads everywhere. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

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drmassicotte Report

Evgeniya Khon 1 year ago

What a brilliant idea!

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LaGuardiaCross Report

1 year ago

This is so funny :DD

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R_A_Dadass Report

John Louis 1 year ago

remember as you kids hysterically run and play like maniacs, they are not burning energy, they are building it up.

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#4

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UnfilteredMama Report

Brigitte 1 year ago

Family Guy! That's Meg's real name.

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#5

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XplodingUnicorn Report

ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

....they see things adults can' t.........

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#6

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KateWhineHall Report

BoredBirgit 1 year ago

You ruined her life!

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#7

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

It's all about imagination :)

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#8

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copymama Report

Mike Irwin 1 year ago

More importantly: can _you_ remember (without checking Google Calendar!) :)

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#9

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proathomedad Report

Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

more like a small country

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#10

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_SingleBabyMama Report

Vincent Van Laaren 1 year ago

The same feeling in all parts of the world for all parents :)

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#11

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tomgara Report

David 1 year ago

Time to cut the kid off of YouTube and spend some time with him, instead of letting the internet raise him. Our parents did it with TV, now parents are doing it with the internet

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#12

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iwearaonesie Report

KT Trondsen 1 year ago

Should I be laughing at this one? lol so bad

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#13

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simoncholland Report

Child of lightening 1 year ago

i ve got the POWER!!!!!

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#14

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MotherPlaylist Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

"That kid? Nope, not mine. - Right then, off you go, little one."

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#15

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MyMomologue Report

Evgeniya Khon 1 year ago

Some people don't even have a thing they can look forward to, so you're lucky:))

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#16

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PetrickSara Report

Greg Ioki 1 year ago

Ha he got the break!

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#17

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DraggingFeeties Report

Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

What about sunday?

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#18

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Lhlodder Report

eyo too 1 year ago

One of my wife's first grade students brought in mom's book for silent reading: How to Become a Pole Dancer. "Apparently" it was a prank gift and the mom was horrified, but luckily had a sense of humor.

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#19

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Ágnes Királyházi 1 year ago

same effect :)

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#20

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CrazyExhaustion Report

Daria B 1 year ago

She's being honest. (A little too honest)

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#21

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VancityReynolds Report

Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

ryan reynolds has the best tweets

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#22

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Karma!

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#23

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iwearaonesie Report

Dara 1 year ago

Was it man-flu?

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#24

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HomeWithPeanut Report

Tillie Martinussen 1 year ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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#25

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tigermcleash Report

John Gibson 1 year ago

I helped my 3 year old look for a toy I finally figured out was from a dream he had.

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#26

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maughammom Report

JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

Party Muffins.... Pupcakes.... all the cool names the little kids come up with!

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#27

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ComedicBust Report

Ariana Jager 1 year ago

It's about the time. 7:00 is late for parents. Kids gotta go to bed soon after and strangers can't always put kids to bed effectively.

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#28

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outsmartedmommy Report

Zenozenobee 1 year ago

There 's something even more frightening: a silent home when you have kids. It can only means that something terrible is on.

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#29

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ParentNormal Report

Valerie Davis 1 year ago

and, the worst is yet to come!

#30

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iwearaonesie Report

Patty cake ;3 1 year ago

I like this story about children:D

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#31

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Lhlodder Report

DeAnna Anderson 1 year ago

I love how we are expected to know how to do all this new math and english stuff that they are teaching the kids these days. Nothing like how we were taught.

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#32

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copymama Report

DeAnna Anderson 1 year ago

Yeah, the hurt is real.

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#33

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Lhlodder Report

Zenozenobee 1 year ago

Lately I came up with a new strategy with my 4 yo: "if I have to say it once again, I take a playmobil". I line up my little hostages on a top shelf he can't reach. The first time I had to punish 12 playmobils for an afternoon, after two weeks I have around 4 playmobils on the self every days (I dentify his favourit ones to target them first) but I'm beguinning to have success with the "threat" only ;p

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#34

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ValeeGrrl Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

I feel you, buddy...I fell you >.<

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#35

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Tillie Martinussen 1 year ago

😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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#36

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moooooog35 Report

Marcia J. Downing 1 year ago

Or told Monday morning that they have to bring cookies that day!!!

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#37

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moooooog35 Report

Slosh 1 year ago

He must have kids of his own...

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#38

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Zenozenobee 1 year ago

My man exactly... and then Disney bought Starwars licence and now he's buying action figurines for our son. Right, for our son ;p

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#39

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Discourt Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Quite embarrassing, but this could actually be me.

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#40

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HomeWithPeanut Report

1 year ago

Hear one just now, but upstairs

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#41

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ksujulie Report

BFFPanda 1 year ago

That’s when you just have to sit down and say, “It was evil Ninja Turtles that came and stole my clothes. I was up later than you because I was tired from fighting them” 👍

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#42

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Chelle Belle 1 year ago

my boyfriend does not have any kids, I have an 11 year old. every time he poops he has to immediately shower afterwards, turning a regular one hour man poop into a hour and a half.. i'm like, if we ever have a kid together, you are gonna have to get over doing that. you'll be lucky if you get the bathroom to yourself for five minutes.

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#43

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EverydayGirlDad Report

Evgeniya Khon 1 year ago

Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting!

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#44

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markydoodoo Report

Tillie Martinussen 1 year ago

😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 This!

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#45

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EverydayGirlDad Report

Nadia Corinna 1 year ago

I mean... yeah. Legit.

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#46

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OneFunnyMummy Report

Elizabeth Mitchell 1 year ago

Or explain awkward story lines, like......why Prince Charming kissed a dead corpse, why Jack was seeing giant bean stalks, why Alice was tripping out, who created Neverland, how three bears managed to talk, and why a girl broke into their house.......

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#47

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21stcenturysahm Report

Kiss Army 1 year ago

I can't tell you how many jackets we have had to stop and buy before I got smart enough to leave one in the trunk.

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#48

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HonestToddler Report

Teija 1 year ago

Quite the opposite.

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#49

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ashleyaustrew Report

Sarah Laurent 1 year ago

I'm D.Y.I.N.G. ! Lol !

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#50

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effinghandbook Report

Kenny Kulbiski 1 year ago

I had to do some repair work in an elementary band room once. In August. They were already practicing their Christmas program. Why that teacher didn't pursue a career in panhandling defies understanding.

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#51

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yenniwhite Report

Misterscooter 1 year ago

Sometimes I don't even bother trying.

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#52

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Madi 1 year ago

As usual

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#53

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XplodingUnicorn Report

DeAnna Anderson 1 year ago

My daughter also called guacamole "maka-moleee"

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#54

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MotherPlaylist Report

Misterscooter 1 year ago

And then praying that they'll actually fall asleep quickly.

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

ZHAO KEVIN 1 year ago

Don't worry, karma will get him on tests.

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#56

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PetrickSara Report

Marnee DeRider 1 year ago

You know, it was just a dumb TV thing with kids talking about their parents coming to "all their games" or "never comes to watch me play" that started this off. Before that, it wasn't a thing, to my knowledge. Maybe watching the big game(s) at the end of the season was important, but I couldn't have cared less about my parents watching me play soccer for most of the season when I was in grade school. I think they just dropped me off. Parents demand too much of themselves based on fake TV parents.

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#57

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Lhlodder Report

Patty cake ;3 1 year ago

Hahaha lol ;p

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Misterscooter 1 year ago

And be there half an hour before for warmups, gotta leave house at 6:15, feed them and get them dressed by 6:10 so gotta start trying to wake them up at 5:20 which means I need to get up to get ready at...Dear God!!

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#59

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

olivia martinez 1 year ago

Mary popins voice* "come on kids lets go" 15 mins later Batman voice*" I SAID LETS GO!"

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#60

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Six_Pack_Mom Report

Elizabeth Mitchell 1 year ago

School for my child meant a major shift from well behaved, to learning cuss words she never heard before.

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#61

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Jenn_H_Scott Report

CelSlade 1 year ago

Sums it up well...

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Cheeseboy22 Report

earringnut 1 year ago

at least he knows enough to know it's not "my money"

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#63

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themessednest Report

Sillyist 1 year ago

I know a lot of parents have troubles with this. But it's easily remedied. Just make the kids never want to be in the bathroom with you ever again. I recommend a nice giant bowl of French Onion Soup, with a side of caramelized onions garnished with green onions in an onion reduction sauce.

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#64

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DadandBuried Report

cassiereroni 1 year ago

My 5 yr old daughter asked me one day if she could have an elephant. I explained to her that she couldn't because elephants are too big. She looked at me with bewilderment in her eyes and informed me we *had* some elephants and she just wanted one. I proceeded to tell her we didn't have any elephants and she came back with "Yes we do Mommy". So I asked her where the elephants were and she said "in the refrigerator Mommy". I then told her "Honey, there aren't any elephants in the refrigerator but she insisted there were so I took her to the fridge and we looked inside it. She got all excited that stated "See Mommy, there they are". She was pointing to the olives. I tried to hard not to laugh uncontrollably and gave her her elephant.

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#65

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2questionable Report

Misterscooter 1 year ago

Me: *Explains how to do math problem* , Me: *Walks away and double checks with Google* , Me: *Comes back to fix something I "forgot" to explain.*

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Jade Lorreni💜💙 1 year ago

You’re only on level 500

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#67

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copymama Report

Jan Stevenson 1 year ago

I remember doing stuff like that.

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MyMomologue Report

serena 1 year ago

This is me every single night!! Falling asleep with my daughter, then waking up at 11:30 with a million things to do before I can go back to bed.

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TheAlexNevil Report

Patty cake ;3 1 year ago

Haha

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#70

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Evelyn Adele 1 year ago

That is when I made them start cooking for themselves. Finally heard it enough.

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#71

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moooooog35 Report

DeAnna Anderson 1 year ago

You are so the man!

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#72

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ValeeGrrl Report

GregW 1 year ago

Be kind, always rewind!

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#73

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KateWouldHaveIt Report

DeAnna Anderson 1 year ago

Oops! LOL. That is when you detour to McDonalds like you had it planned all along.

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#74

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writerkmc Report

Annie MacD 1 year ago

That's Love, right there!! 😁

#75

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HowToBeADad Report

Elyn Wadstein 1 month ago

HAHA I know how ya feel

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Suzanne Dunne 1 year ago

cute

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MotherOctopusKJ Report

Evelyn Adele 1 year ago

Or insists on wearing a heavy sweatshirt in 95 degree weather. In humid Florida!

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#78

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

This Is Me 1 year ago

Omigawd, I thought my children would be so well-behaved because I was very good at training my dogs. Boy, was I mistaken!

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LaGuardiaCross Report

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blade_funner Report

Patty cake ;3 1 year ago

Lmao

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