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If there's one thing people like broadcasting to the entire world, it's disappointment. And it's understandable: after taking the L, oftentimes there's not much you can do to improve the situation, but you still want to release those negative, pent-up emotions. So you throw an angry fist and accompany it with a few dirty words—usually into the air, but if the dismay was caused by a product or a service, you can direct all of it at the company that let you down. Need inspiration? The subreddit r/OneStarReviews has plenty of funny, weird, and downright ridiculous examples!
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#1
Really Paints A Picture
otiose 2 weeks ago
Weren't they being hypocritical when they answered the phone to say they don't take calls?
Billo66 2 weeks ago
Well now I'm trapped in a maze of semantics and circular logic.
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Brian Droste 2 weeks ago
I have ate at Steak n Shake quite a few imes. Never had a bad experience. Sorry for OP not having a good experience at a Steak n Shake.
Robert T 2 weeks ago
Yes, but in a restaurant, that's a whole different kind of kink. ;-)
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#2
Hey, Catch A Few More And You Could Make Your Own Sweat Shop
ThatAussieIdiot(He/Him/Aussie) 2 weeks ago
reverse crime, where YOU mug the mugger by making him work
#3
Finding The Silver Lining In Motorized Fish-Shaped Cat Toys
TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 2 weeks ago
i needed to hold in my laughter during english. im supposed to be writing an essey, not going through bored panda!
According to research, online reviews have a substantial effect on our shopping habits. For example, 83% of consumers use Google to find local business reviews, and 74% go on at least two review platforms in their business research, while 34% use three or more.
Additionally, 69% of consumers would feel positive about using a business if its written reviews describe positive experiences, and 71% would not consider using a business with an average review rating below three stars.
#4
The Review This Pub Put On The Wall. The Pub Specialises In Craft Beer
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 weeks ago
Sounds like a proper independent pub selling proper beer. I want to go there!
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Me to n I don’t drink beer lol, our village pub here in the Cotswolds,has normal beers on tap ,but every month they have guest ales n beers ,,so best of both worlds for beer drinkers, plus you get to try new stuff , my eldest works there , n I bet that pub was amazing to , the one leaving review,had to be a townie k**b lol
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Jeremy James 2 weeks ago
I'll have a pint of your most soulless beer please. Whichever one benefits the local economy the least.
Binky Melnik 2 weeks ago
Sounds like what? You found this place and tried out the beers, didn’tcha?
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Prius Owner 2 weeks ago
I find that most bars/taverns/brewpubs will provide a beer menu on Google Maps or their website. I suspect this "reviewer" tried to get a free beer in exchange for not posting a bad review; fail.
#5
This 5 Star Review For Blue Buffalo Pate Wet Cat Food
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 weeks ago (edited)
"My husband has started bringing me dead mice and keeps coughing up furballs."
WindySwede 2 weeks ago (edited)
"[He] must be cheating, its not my fur".. edit:spelling
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Vivian McBride 2 weeks ago
My kids pranked each other by putting dry cat food into a hamburger. The victim(s) never caught on.
#6
When The Bears Of Yosemite Attack
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 weeks ago
⭐ one star for Bored Panda. I have not visited the website.
Parmeisan 2 weeks ago
Confirmed this is true, I have never seen Nathaniel around here before.
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Gebidozo 2 weeks ago (edited)
When the writer Boris Pasternak, author of “Dr. Zhivago”, was ostracized by the Soviet authorities, one critic, in all seriousness, wrote this, “I haven’t read Pasternak, but I condemn him”. The phrase is still widely used as a sarcastic remark when someone criticizes something they know nothing of.
JD3 2 weeks ago
So a tree ran up to him. Think he mighta found a few shrooms before that incident.
Blackmoon The Dragon 2 weeks ago
Oftentimes Google can ask you for reviews of places youve been, and they give points for your "local guide" status if you did so, my guess is this guy is either just randomly doing reviews to get more points or was mistakenly asked for a review to a place he hadn't been.
Knowing this, bad actors try to manipulate the numbers. The UK consumer group Which? highlighted the scale of the problem, with research showing how groups offering fake reviews continue to thrive on Facebook.
Groups on the social network with thousands of members offer free products in exchange for reviews, even despite past interventions by national regulators.
Researchers found 14 Facebook groups trading in reviews for Amazon, Google, and Trustpilot. Together, they shared more than 62,000 members between them.
#8
Local Pizza/Burger Joint
Naomi van Nijnatten 2 weeks ago
They work there now so the service is quicker.
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TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 2 weeks ago
he said that he had a beer, but what did his wife and kids have? and did he take them with him when he left?
Binky Melnik 2 weeks ago
Nah; he left ‘em as punishment for not unseating the other customers. (To be fair, he coulda been told the seat-six tables were filled so he’d need to wait until a party left one of ‘em. Some people who see other parties seated before ‘em tend to get their panties in a wad, so it woulda helped.) (Or more accurately, it woulda helped MOST people, but not аssholes.)
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A Hero's Hero Among Bug Kind
Nikole 2 weeks ago
For like a month this past summer, I had a neighbor with a bug zapper on their third floor balcony that I never saw them use. This is the part where I sound crazy (mildly inebriated), but one night I started yelling about how they're attracting bugs and k*****g them for no reason and that they were monsters. I stand by it.
The United Kingdom has been taking this problem seriously. The country's Competition and Markets Authority told Facebook to clamp down on fake reviews in 2020 and again in 2021, when the social network removed more than 16,000 groups.
Which? estimates that the groups it has reported to Facebook since 2018 have had more than 1 million members in total.
#10
Poor Peter
Binky Melnik 2 weeks ago (edited)
I’ll bet he also tows the line, is bias against short men, and thinks it’s a doggy-dog world two boot! So their!
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Lack Of Fast Food And Lattes Cited In Zion National Park 1 Star Reviews
otiose 2 weeks ago
These are the LOCAL guides trying to discourage tourists and get rid of crowds!
Tucker Cahooter 2 weeks ago
I had the same experiencing when I climbed Mount Everest. Not even a gift shop at the top.
nottheactualphoto 2 weeks ago
On the bright side, Pikes Peak *does* have a gift shop at the top.
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Joanne Mendonza-Earle 2 weeks ago
Zion is one of the coolest places we've ever been! Lucky enough to do it twice!
Gebidozo 2 weeks ago
Dane Alicandro and Stephen Longofono sound suspiciously similar, like something ChatGPT would generate when asked to create fake names of gay chef characters from San Marino. I can do that too. Raymond Fortecamo, Guy Santemondo, Antoine Vafanculo.
Janet Sparrow 2 weeks ago
WHY are we asking people to rate our national parks? Come on people!
#12
This One Is Out Of Line…
Petra Peitsch 2 weeks ago
Oh, those famous wings of the buffalos! But for real, there are really people in the USA, thinking, buffalos has wings? If your answer is "yes", I'm not even surprised of that clown of president. Because every circus needs at least, one. Yours is happening to rule the whole circus of a country, which is kind of surreal ....
Tam Lee 2 weeks ago
Imagine how I feel living in the USA right now. It’s screwed my entire view of this country to the point where I don’t see the country I was born and raised in at all. It’s insanity every day … makes me sick. :(
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#13
Grand Canyon National Park
KatSaidThat 2 weeks ago
I don't understand why people do these reviews when it's not the fault of the park.
Binky Melnik 2 weeks ago
Same reason people go to recipe sites and leave reviews on recipes like this: “I followed the recipe to the letter, but I substituted chocolate for the gravy, marshmallows for the leeks, and wasabi for the garlic. None of my family ate more than a forkful and even the dog barfed it up. I wish I could give this recipe no stars.”
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Melinda Landis 2 weeks ago
Before she encouraged you to look, see that…lean just a little farther.
The Guardian's analysis of various pages on Facebook has also found similar schemes. It discovered 34 related to Amazon, with 56,000 members in total, and 17 groups offering fake reviews for Trustpilot, Google, or both.
In posts on Facebook, businesses are told they can buy in bulk, with 100 reviews for $180, or place smaller orders, with one review costing $2.
One broker’s advert suggests that for every one-star review a product gets, “you need five new 5-star reviews just to average out 4.5 stars. If you want to average out 5 stars, you need 15 new 5-star reviews.” They offer services to the UK and the US, among a plethora of other countries, adding that their service is manual, with no bots, and they will even upload photographs to “make it look legit.”
#14
Some Customers Are Worth Losing
Petra Peitsch 2 weeks ago
Many USA.people can't read an analog clock ... Bless their hearts!
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 weeks ago
They should have done it 5 minutes before. There are few things more annoying than people who think the rules apply for everybody except them. There is also a circle in hell for people who give bad reviews for something that was their own ignorance that caused it
#15
That Elusive Martha
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 weeks ago
I found a vineyard that owned Martha. It wasn't a good situation.
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
You don't actually meet the owners of real estate there. They have people to do that for them.
#16
Costco Gas Station
#17
Niagara Falls Review
Dr Jimmy 03 2 weeks ago
The cost comes when you (or your next of kin) get billed by the rescue services.
Load More Replies... Prius Owner 2 weeks ago (edited)
Lesson: bring your own water. Upstate NY has a great abundance, even after supplying all of the water for NYC. Selling bottled water in upstate NY is like selling ice to Arctic First Nations.
Betsy S 2 weeks ago
I think it's supposed to be "ripped". But again. Censoring that? WTH?
Load More Replies..."Why are fake online reviews so resilient? A significant reason is that the return on investment of soliciting fake reviews makes them highly profitable," wrote brand communication expert Jonathan Marciano. "An extra star on a restaurant's Yelp rating can increase revenue by 5% to 9%. The Federal Trade Commission has shown that the outlay on fake reviews can provide a payoff times twenty."
"For instance, in an enforcement case against Legacy Learning Systems Inc., it was found that $250,000 outlay on fake reviews generated more than $5 million in sales."
#18
63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 weeks ago
I am impressed, they sell subs that are 63 feet long? Not sure I could eat a whole one.
Nikole 2 weeks ago
And then your sister in law would have to take your kids to Duff Gardens
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Maartje 2 weeks ago
From a former manager in a restaurant: if you show up with a large group unannounced, or order 63 sandwiches without notice, it's going to take time, and we hate you. We are not staffed for that, and because of your actions, other customers suffer as well. We do not happily remember the large sale. We remember chaos and running our tails off.
Dragon Ashes 2 weeks ago
My dad used to be in a singing group. We rarely had more than 15 people with us, sometimes it was just the 4 of them. But the understandable panic on restaurant staff faces when an unexpected Greyhound bus pulled up was memorable.
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Beak Hookage 2 weeks ago
If I was that customer and it took less than two hours for those subs to get made when I was in extremis because the catering had fallen through at the last minute, I'd have been falling all over myself to say thankyou, apologising, big tip, etc. But then I might be a lot of things but an ungrateful entitled jerk doesn't seem to be one of them. I'm not a "good Christian" either, mind you. Just another evil heathenistic atheist with no morals who only cares about herself.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Maybe in future have the common decency to call before u go in , to u know like ask , if they can actually do this order 🤷♀️
Sally Moen 2 weeks ago
I used to work in a sub shop that would get these orders for party subs that were 6 feet long. It took 2 hours to cut the bread, slather on dressings, put on toppings, cut the sandwich into portions, then plastic-wrap the darn thing
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 weeks ago
You're an idiot. MOST people would place their order a few days before. I'd be annoyed with you too.
#19
I’m Not Sure How She Didn’t See This One Coming But
WindySwede 2 weeks ago
A large bottle of woodglue and a couple of clamps!
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Janet Sparrow 2 weeks ago
Is there a way to explain this to the grandpa when it’s right on the cover of the package?
#20
Too Hot
Nikole 2 weeks ago
Call me callous, but I really don't think any joke is too soon. (And yes, I know you were joking, which was admittedly a bit too soon.)
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#21
I Wonder Why
Panda-sized Potato 2 weeks ago
"I altered the recipe in a very unintelligent way and ruined it. This recipe gets one star and I'm not using it anymore."
JL 2 weeks ago
Replaced the sugar in this cake with c0caine, it wasn't sweet at all. Woke up three states over wearing only a garbage bag and giant foam cowboy hat. Might make again.
Paul C. 2 weeks ago
My wife and I swap any interesting recipes with my fabulous SIL who, without fail, will diligently write down said recipes and cook them. She also, again without fail, will change an ingredient for one reason or another. She then says quite straight faced that she doesn't know why it didn't turn out like ours! We love her and just smile. Don't ever change!
Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
I didn't have butter so I substituted ice cubes. It was cold and crunchy. Will not make again.
Joanne Mendonza-Earle 2 weeks ago
I bet that tasted horrid. That's hilarious. Like mint extract can be substituted for sugar...esp in a peanut butter oatmeal cookie.
So how many of the funny reviews on this list could we suspect are fake?
Well, according to Marciano, using official figures and self-reporting by the world's leading e-commerce sites (including TripAdvisor, Yelp, TrustPilot, and Amazon), we see that, on average, around 4% of all online reviews are fake. Translating this into economic impact, the direct influence of fake online reviews on global online spending is huge — $152 billion.
So in our case, maybe a few are also fabricated. The majority, though, are likely just frustrated shoppers.
#22
These People Can’t Be Serious
Petra Peitsch 2 weeks ago
Nope, nope, nope ... french guys have not so much patience, teaching a moron manners. I would say, they'll decapitate you, instead of putting up with your shít.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
I don't understand why this parent is having their child study a foreign language. If English wasn't all you needed, God wouldn't have written the Bible in it!
FreeDragon 2 weeks ago
Luckily OP's 10 year old didn't tell her/him that people are all female in Spanish.
#23
I Am Honestly Confused
Brian Droste 2 weeks ago (edited)
This is so stupid. If you go into a restaurant to eat, expect to pay.
Ace 2 weeks ago
Yeah, the "I'm an Influencer, give me stuff for free" entitlement was big back then though, when this was posted. Not seen it so much in recent years.
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Beak Hookage 2 weeks ago
Preferably because a restaurant owner they tried to rip off jammed their phones down their throats.
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Beak Hookage 2 weeks ago (edited)
There's a reason why the novel I'm about to start writing will have influencers as the villains. After all, what else do influencers do but ruin things everywhere they go and periodically try to steal from local businesses?
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
The manager understands the concept of a "customer" completely. It's the OP who's shaky on it.
Joanne Mendonza-Earle 2 weeks ago
I despite entitled 'influencers' and the 'it'll be great exposure for you'. Pound sand.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
🤦♀️insta idiots as bad as thic tok, you eat YOU PAY it’s how it works entitled loser
#24
A Package Of (Satanic) Markers
Nikole 2 weeks ago
Right? Plus they'd probably have some awesome stories.
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otiose 2 weeks ago
I thought demons were ugly and not magical old men? (Apologies, I am not 'religious')
Talis 2 weeks ago
In some regions, everything "magic" is suspicious. When I worked as a volunteer checking disaster relief packages sponsored by families, one category that we had to take out before sending the packages was "Harry Potter" (meant as an example for wizardry and witchcraft in general). 🙄
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Tha Monkey 2 weeks ago
I love when the vendors include extra goodies like this. Makes me a repeat customer!!
#25
Thanks For Your Input? For A Guitar Store In New Hampshire
Billo66 2 weeks ago (edited)
I figured it out when every time i drive past a furniture store I get an ad for a sofa. Although when you go past an Ikea you get adds for Thumbtack hehe
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Bored Retsuko 2 weeks ago
Exactly. You get asked "how did you like it here?" And half the time you weren't even there.
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Cla Ida 2 weeks ago
I'm so sorry for old people who have a poor grasp of the internet and don't realize that 1. there is a slightly less visible "didn't go there" button, and 2. when they're asked to leave a review, what they type won't be only read by the "person" who asked them to review the place, but by everyone. Some can get overwhelmed and this constant forced interaction is a big part why a bunch of them stay away from tools that they could otherwise learn to use.
Brian Droste 2 weeks ago
If OP never went there, how could he give a review. He don't know what there service or products are like.
Lily bloom 2 weeks ago
Because google asks you to review places you were near for any period of time. This person reviewed instead of clicking "didnt go here"
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He Embarrassed My Daughter
Phantom Phoenix 2 weeks ago
He was right there. The daughter was right there. They've seen each other. How could it be a "blind date" set up situation?
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago (edited)
Well, the mother trying to set up the date was about as blind as anyone could be.
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You don't even need to reverse the genders to see how creepy and inappropriate this is, but try it anyway.
Crissy Newbury 2 weeks ago
YOU embarrassed your daughter. Did it not occur to you that he may have been gay?
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
Or the daughter might be? (Mom is way too out of touch with reality to have noticed if she was.)
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Melinda Landis 2 weeks ago
I hope he didn’t lose his job over your tacky antics. That girl never gonna date with you around.
Janet Sparrow 2 weeks ago
it’s hardly a blind date if he’s sitting there looking at her. Plus really dad? Do you really think it was the waiter who embarrassed your daughter?
Zoe Vokes 2 weeks ago
Why do you assume dad and not mum? Describing the waiter as a “very cute boy around her age,” seems like mum language.
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#27
Looking Where To Eat This Evening And Came Across This Useful 1 Star Review
JL 2 weeks ago
These reviews are as bad as the people who give 5 star ratings for something they bought but haven't used yet
Keith Handly (Ike) 2 weeks ago
Google has actively harrassed me to give a review of a place I was walking by. They deserve the one star.
#28
"Very Steep And Too High". One Star Review Of Ben Nevis
BeesEelsAndPups 2 weeks ago
Never been there myself, but for those who don't know, it's the highest point in Great Britain. It's in the middle of Scotland, which is a gorgeous country, though I must admit I've not been further north than Aberdeen.
Ace 2 weeks ago
Last time I looked Ben Nevis was still further south than Aberdeen though.
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Zoe Vokes 2 weeks ago
I’m surprised that they were surprised there are no facilities on the top. Most mountains don’t have facilities unless it has a cable car or road for non exercising tourists. Did they expect staff to climb the mountain every day with food and drink for the imaginary restaurant and pubs?
Foxglove🇮🇪 2 weeks ago
Ben Nevis is the UK's highest mountain, but because it's right beside Fort William a lot of people seem to think it's just a jaunt. Rescue services have many stories of people going up wearing flipflops or other improper footwear, with inadequate food, water and clothing. It's a real mountain, folks, you need proper mountain hiking gear!
TCW Sam Vimes 2 weeks ago
They don't come higher than this one. Lmfao. Barely 1000m above sea, I have a hill about 15 clicks away that's higher. We don't even call it hiking if we go there, that's just an afternoon stroll. Hilarious
Woof Yo 2 weeks ago
For all their access to the internet (posting this review, for example) - they couldn't look into the length and (uhhhhhh) amenities that this hike provides? I just looked it up and it takes 7 to 9 hours. The elevation gain is over 1300 meters (4400 feet) and is considered a difficult hike. Unbelievable. I gotta stop looking at this list. Need to find one that lets me know the kids are gonna be alright.
Roberta Surprenant 2 weeks ago
This person should never go to anyplace with altitude. Snowdon is less than 3600 ft.
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
"You mean that Mount Snowdon is actually a mountain? How were we supposed to know?"
#29
It’s A Health Problem If It’s Not Fresh
emlab kerba 2 weeks ago
Only kelcies work there, it's the whole deal. "2$ pizza slices from someone named Kelcy." gotta have a gimmick
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If he wants it made like instantly GO HOME N MAKE IT YOURSELF ignorant troglodyte!,
#30
One Star Review On Roblox On The App Store
ManuelQue 2 weeks ago
And make sure anyone who plays it is the correct age for it.
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Roblox is for young kids 🤷♀️n I’ve never played it by my kids went thru a stage , it is not scary lol c**p yes scary NO ,
#31
French Macca’s “Good For French People Though”
#32
One Of The Reviews On My Terrible Local Dmv
Sally Moen 2 weeks ago
Statistically, most new drivers in the US will fail their road test for their drivers license. It happens. Best chance of passing: pay for a couple of driving lessons at a driving school, they know the ways to pass the test, and to become a good driver.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
That’s cos they are pathetic enough to hand licences to 16 yr olds lol least it’s 17 here ,n even that’s a stupid idea tbh n I didn’t tpass mine till 1999 lol was like 35 ,at least 21 would be safer ,but 16 is delusional argh
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Review For A Realtor
Janet Sparrow 2 weeks ago
lol no there are not, in fact i’m pretty sure there are very few houses under $200,000 anywhere in the country except somewhere in the back woods.
Kelly Scott 2 weeks ago
I looked at a three bedroom manufactured house for $22,000 in 2002. Today the same house goes for $322,000. Has your salary gone up by $300,000 a year?
Billo66 2 weeks ago
We built a 5 bedroom 2 bath, 2 car heated garage, kitchen, dining room, office, laundry room, basement workshop in 1980 for about 30k US. We did a lot of labor ourselves. It sets on 50 acres of farmland and forest. I often wonder what it's worth today. I don't care to sell it because I don't want to move and it's been paid off for years. Everywhere else to live is expensive anyway.
Jeff Anderson 2 weeks ago
If it's in California it's worth literally millions and millions of dollars.
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Sally Moen 2 weeks ago
I think a parking spot in a secured parking garage in a prime area of downtown SF will set you back 200k
#34
Inception... God's Not A Fan
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 weeks ago
They had God with them watching inception? I hope they had popcorn and other snacks.
Jeremy James 2 weeks ago
Joseph, husband of Mary, had his dreams "Inception'd" by an angel on at least four separate occasions, but okay.
KatSaidThat 2 weeks ago
Yeah, there's some question about Gabe and his own inception there....
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The OP is speaking sincerely from his actual personal experience, as nothing as ever entered his mind
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
GOD DOES NOT EXIST !! oh n reading someone else’s mind is easy ( if like me your an empath lol ,we feel others feelings emotions n its hell I gotta say ) but it is possible!
T (she/her) 2 weeks ago
I wonder if God is irritated when people assume what he does, and doesn't, like.
#35
Fine Dining Restaurant Doesn't Allow McDonald's At The Table?
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
Well, if you bring in your own food, you certainly won't be spending your money there. It's like they think the only reason they have a restaurant there is to sell people food!
funkybluegirl (she/her) 2 weeks ago
There are also liability issues for the restaurant.
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Laserleader 2 weeks ago (edited)
So...they left the restaurant, bought food and returned, or they bought the food and had it sitting in the car KNOWING their kids would want it more than restaurant food and that it was sitting in the car for them? No wonder they didnt eat.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
U wanna eat maccy shite got to Macy’s 🙄n your kids are clearly to dam fussy , all kids menus are suitable for everyone ,no call to leave a horrid review !
Professore CG 2 weeks ago
The children wouldn't eat the restaurant food? When I was a child we couldn't afford to eat out, but if we had been taken to a restaurant (a rare treat!) we would have eaten whatever was ordered. These kids and their parents are morons.
Sally Moen 2 weeks ago
They could've left the restaurant and ate together as a family at McDs, then later get a babysitter so the adults could go eat at the restaurant
#36
Sorry It Got 2 Stars. Does It Count?
Zoe Vokes 2 weeks ago
I guess the reviewer wanted them to rewrite the 2020 sections when they realised that it wasn’t accurate
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Zoe Vokes 2 weeks ago
They’ve started doing that to apparently protect from spam. All links and pictures are automatically hidden
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Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
clearly he doesn’t know that FICTION is not real life RIGHT 🤦♀️he likely thinks the bloody bibles all real to lol ,🙄
#37
Woodward Offends Delicate Sensibilities With Accurate Quotes In ‘Fear’ [amazon]
otiose 2 weeks ago
She would be comfortable here at BP, where censorbots protect delicate sensibilities! Goddamnit!
Billo66 2 weeks ago
When I was a child one of my fondest, most vivid memories was getting yanked out of the theater by my mother because the film had cursing in it. It was the Bad News Bears ffs
Dragon Ashes 2 weeks ago
She must have spread the word because I was not allowed to see it.
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
N there was me back in 1973 aged 9 lmao watching the original exorcist,n found it hilarious 😂😂,I was at my fathers for weekend eugh , watched it ,while I was helping with the ironing, omg it was so so funny , how do people cope these days 😂they would never handle the stuff I grew up with lmao
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Found This While Looking At My Old High-Schools Google Reviews
Apatheist Account2 2 weeks ago
Not journalism school. They never reveal their sauces.
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3muddypaws 2 weeks ago
In my school it was pastry. Someone had made pastry in cookery class, kept some raw pastry and took it back to their classroom, rolled it into lots of little balls and flicked it onto the ceiling. It was there for years.
#39
How Dare They Have A Break?
Laserleader 2 weeks ago
Setting time barriers is very important for any industry, becaue some entitled people deserve to be reminded they don't own other people's time for money, they are paying rent for other people's attention.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Erm our village pub lmao is open 11-11 ,no closing , they just stagger the staff ,like my eldest lass as works there might for eg do half 7 am (breakfasts for guests staying over night b n b ) till 3 then 6-lock , so time off between called split shifts lol ain’t rocket science . Always been same n the closes at three here but refusing a take out order at 2.45 is pathetic,!! Oh and illegal ! False advertising,you stop cooking AT 3pm !! Not before end off
#40
One Star
Kathy Brooke 2 weeks ago
I do. Like to be occupied... TV, Book or website and knitting is quite easy.
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dan gerene 2 weeks ago
Reading the subtitles is like reading a book. All those things are not watching TV but just listening to it. Lets hope it wasn't a Pepe Le Pew cartoon when he is speaking French.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Erm if ur watching a movie WATCH IT , ok knit yes but read a book like w*f are u on op ,I only watch movies at night in bed ,iPads off ,phone is just for calls texts n ring doorbell .that said I don’t like subtitles either ,takes ur mind off the film pfft
#41
“I Feel Sorry For The People That Have To Shop Here”
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 weeks ago
IKR, it's abominable that French people have to put up with stores only accepting Euros 🤣
Cla Ida 2 weeks ago
AND we have to have all info in our language. The struggle is awful. But thankfully when we go shopping early in the morning we can entertain tourists like we're in a sort of zoo.
Load More Replies... Zoe Vokes 2 weeks ago
Why do some American tourists think that US dollars are a globally accepted currency? And lots of shopping carts require a coin to unlock and you get it back when you return it. I’ve never heard of it being called, “paying a deposit,” before.
Kalikima 2 weeks ago
Technically, that's what it is, you're putting money down ("paying a deposit") for a shopping cart, which you get back at the end when you return it. That's legit what it is. Expecting a French store to accept USD is stupid, but calling it a deposit was accurate.
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
usd says it all about this review , so freaking entitled them lot ,ITS FRANCE ITS MEANT TO BE IN FRENCH DER !
#42
S I N
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
Simple. If you think they're a sin and you get one, you're committing a sin. If you think they're not a sin and you get one, you're not committing a sin. And if someone gets one (or doesn't), it's none of your business at all.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
I’ve got 17 tats lol so no no they ain’t !! Oh n sin means being religious ,n that’s all bs anyways fiction so 🤷♀️🤷♀️
#43
Nice Place Though
#44
What
#45
Is This How We Contact Steve Carell?
Joanne Mendonza-Earle 2 weeks ago
I hate toilet humor. It's so stupid. That's why I don't like Austin Powers, most Mel Brooks movies, Scary Movie, etc.
KatSaidThat 2 weeks ago
I won't watch a lot of Brit sitcoms due to contrived humour. I'm happy for others to love them, I'd rather just watch serial killer thing instead.
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#46
I Have Never Been
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Oh dear otiose GRAMMER COP ALERT ! get back under ur entitled troll bridge !
#47
Basically Cheese Whiz
#48
Review For A Steak House And Pizza Place
#49
This Guy Doesn’t Realise That It’s A Bed
otiose 2 weeks ago
He... had to finish assembling... to notice? The NAME didn't tip him off? At no point DURING the assembly did he question what that large lofty bed-type area was? No wonder he can't come up with ideas of what to do with two beds! No imagination!
Zoe Vokes 2 weeks ago
I’m so confused too. He didn’t notice the massive amount of wood in the boxes required to assemble? The assembled picture on the instructions guide of a bed and desk? The name of the product?
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#50
My Son Was Karate Chopped In The Throat By A Naruto Wanna Be
#51
Wife Found This 1 Star Review On Her Chiropractor Google Search
Jedi Panda 2 weeks ago
love that they go to so much trouble to blur out the chiro's name, and it's at the very bottom for all to see...
#52
I... What
#53
Unsanitary! (Btw It’s A Truck Stop/Gas Station)
#54
"Best Lawyer In Arkansas" Gets Feisty
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
"No, counselor, it was one of the thousand better lawyers in Arkansas who gave me your name because he thought you'd be available.. He said that with your attitude you were hardly likely to be overwhelmed with clients."
#55
"There's No English Dub And I'm Too Lazy To Read So Here's A Star"
#56
How Would I Feel After Being Greeted Like That? I'd Feel Like I'd Just Tried To Take My Kids To A Bar
Onan Hag All 2 weeks ago
It is, I used to be a regular there, brews its own beers too.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
Some pubs are not children friendly. But more often it's the kids who aren't pub friendly.
#57
Found This While Looking At Tires On Sam's Club's Website
Jeremy James 2 weeks ago
Excuse me! I was trying to complain, but now I have complaints about the complaint form.
#58
Audience Review On Rotten Tomatoes
#59
Wait... He Ate First? Wait... He's Your Son?
Zoe Vokes 2 weeks ago
If true then boyfriend is an a**e (although she switched to son by the end so not very believable). Why wouldn’t you ask for a second plate and share the first then second portions if you ordered the same food? He said, “I’ll eat first and you can just watch me hungrily.”
ispeak catanese 2 weeks ago
The idiot boyfriend didn't share his plate with her? She's got worse problems!
#60
Ahh Yes
#61
Errrr Give Me More Ketchup Or Close Your Business
#62
I Was Looking For Tattoo Studios Near Me And Wanted To See Why It Has A Bad Review
#63
Wonderful Product!
#64
Waiter Drank Custard In A Glass
#65
The Worst Kind Of Book For A College Kid
#66
Not Sure Where To Put This
#67
Pizza/Sub Shop I Worked At (More Info In Comments)
nottheactualphoto 2 weeks ago
FYI: "grinder" is a regional slang term for those long sandwiches. Also known as a sub(marine) or a hero. There have to be other terms as well.
#69
This Was A Review For A Bridal Shop. Stupid Google!
Zoe Vokes 2 weeks ago
So, not a review of Google Maps or Chipotle? They decided to review the bridal shop instead? Okay
Lukas (he/him, it/its) 2 weeks ago
I think Google will try to get you to review places you have been, but sometimes it thinks you went to say, this bridal shop, when you actually went to the Chipotle next door, so it asks you to review the bridal shop. That's what a lot of these "I never went" reviews are- Google asks people to review places they haven't been to, and they don't realize they can just... not leave a review.
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The Product Is Fine
Ashtophet 2 weeks ago
Sounds like they bought from a seller who expected PayPal to be the source for updates…
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This Man Is A Victim
#72
An Alexa Skill Review For Tunein, An Internet Radio Service
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Don Adams 2 weeks ago
Someone did. That is the Yelp review you see on the state flag
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Neon_Pickles 2 weeks ago
If anyone wants more of these funny reviews and related content, you should check out a pretty rad podcast called Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet. Great pod and very very chaotic haha
Don Adams 2 weeks ago
Someone did. That is the Yelp review you see on the state flag
Load More Replies... Neon_Pickles 2 weeks ago
If anyone wants more of these funny reviews and related content, you should check out a pretty rad podcast called Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet. Great pod and very very chaotic haha
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