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Crafting a good social media post is harder than it might seem. Just browse your feed, you’ll quickly come to the realization that most of the things people put out there for millions to see are, at best, drafts and, at worst, should have never seen the light of day.
There are a lot of very good reasons to not go on Twitter (now called X, one of those reasons), so we’ve gone to the effort of finding some of the best, most hilarious posts of October from there. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comment section down below.
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#1
ChickyChicky 1 month ago
We get told we're "too much", too loud, too silly, etc. Quite often. As a woman, I constantly felt like I should be quieter, more mysterious, and that "hard to get" girls were better. In my mind the introverted women were more what men wanted, and I grew up in a religion that placed almost all my value as woman on being wanted by a man. Now, I know that extroverts can be quiet, and introverts can be loud, but decades ago I was ashamed of my outgoing nature and tried to tamp it down.
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
Because more extroverts like bossing people around, and most introverts don't.
Earonn - 1 month ago
Because people do that to extroverts. You get a lot of "Hey, calm down", "hey, look who's talking again", "hey, girls should be seen, not heard", "yeah, you're a bit too bubbly" etc. from introverts. Can we just stop the lie that the poor introverts were the only ones who got criticised? Because it's not true. Or is that some weird victim fet.ish?
Auntriarch 1 month ago
The difference is, extroverts get shushed by other extroverts.
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In 2006, a group of podcasting company employees had a revolutionary idea. What if we created a platform where people could broadcast their mundane thoughts to the entire world, but, and, here's the kicker, with a strict character limit that would make being eloquent nearly impossible?
Out of this novel idea, Twitter was born, initially as a side project at a company called Odeo. Jack Dorsey, sketched out the concept of a service where you could share short "status updates" with groups of people. The first tweet, sent by Dorsey himself on March 21, 2006, read "just setting up my twttr."
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Rali Meyer 1 month ago
it is the same brain. Just stuffed with FB, BP tik-tok, insta, ... No space left
The name "Twitter" came from the idea of phones buzzing and vibrating with short bursts of information, like birds chirping. It was meant to be trivial, fleeting, and inconsequential. Mission accomplished, some might say. Initially, users were unsure about how to approach it. The platform asked one deceptively simple question: "What are you doing?" This prompted millions of people to share riveting updates like "eating a sandwich" and "watching TV."
First, there was the 140-character limit, a constraint borrowed from SMS text messaging standards. This limitation turned out to be secretly genius. It forced people to be concise, made the platform accessible, and created an addictive challenge: How can I be clever, funny, or profound using fewer characters than it takes to order a complicated Starbucks drink?
Second, Twitter tapped into humanity's eternal question: "Does anyone care what I think?" The answer, it turned out, was "Not really, but we'll follow you anyway." The follow/follower dynamic created a beautiful delusion where everyone could pretend they had an audience eager to hear their hot takes on everything from politics to what they had for breakfast.
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Jeremy James 1 month ago (edited)
I would love if they added a social networking element where you could "friend" people you know so you could share recommendations when you watch something you think they'd like. And, likewise, you'd have a "recommended by friends" list on your home screen.
The platform really gained momentum during major events. The 2007 South by Southwest festival put Twitter on the map when conference attendees used it to coordinate meetups. Then came disasters, elections, and celebrity meltdowns, Twitter became the place where news broke before traditional media could even find their cameras. Suddenly, everyone from your neighbor to the President of the United States could broadcast unfiltered thoughts directly to millions.
#16
UnclePanda 1 month ago (edited)
My parents gave me grief for years about reading with a flashlight after lights out. It was only a few years ago that it occured to me to wonder whom was supplying the batteries. Good one, folks, good one.
Celebrities and brands realized they could "engage" with fans without actually having to engage with them. Politicians discovered they could bypass journalists entirely and communicate directly with voters, a development that would later make everyone question whether this was actually a good idea.
#19
Remi (He/Him) 1 month ago
The good thing about needing to eat cholesterol lowering margarine vs butter is that at least it's easy to spread. And the olive benecol isn't half bad either.
Perhaps Twitter's greatest achievement was democratizing the ability to shout into the void. Previously, if you wanted to yell your opinions at strangers, you had to write a letter to the editor or stand on a street corner with a sign. Now you could do it from your couch, in your pajamas, at 3 AM, and somehow convince yourself this was meaningful discourse.
#24
Sly Schlang 1 month ago
No matter the Game, my mum always wins. She pretends to have forgotten. Asks after a while. Acts surprised at this amount of skill and luck. She is so cute.
The platform created entirely new forms of communication: the hashtag, the retweet, the ratio (that unfortunate moment when your tweet gets more replies than likes). It gave us Twitter threads, where people could write essays despite the character limit, because humans are remarkably stubborn when it comes to working around arbitrary constraints.
In the end, Twitter became popular because it perfectly captured something essentially human: the desire to be heard, combined with the attention span of a goldfish. It was narcissism meets brevity, and the internet couldn't get enough.
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Sally Moen 1 month ago
Those filler TV shows that were put on the schedule on days when audience viewing numbers are normally low. Back in the day, all the reruns were on Friday nights, and all the holiday-specific shows("It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" and "Circus of the Stars, Christmas edition") were shown on the night of the holiday.
#39
General Anaesthesia 1 month ago
Laugh all you want, but if it's important to her then to her it _was_ like she won an Emmy.
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Vexed Panda 1 month ago
I was adopted so my big brother is 4 weeks older than i am. For 4 weeks out of the year he's the oldest thing on wheels!
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 month ago
Just get rid of the husband… stopped the “every day is like Christmas for you” comments. 10/10 would recommend.
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Niels AirMax 1 month ago
I can relate. To Millie, not to the husband. It's just too addictive...
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David Morgan 1 month ago
OK, tip 1 for aspiring drivers, the pedals are located on the floor. It is challenging (though not impossible) to operate them with your feet on the driver' seat.
#73
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
Sorry, typo - should have read "Nothing *eats* coleslaw pops on a hot summer day"
#74
Bec 1 month ago
In the baseball movie, Major League, Bob Ueker announces the games for radio. Charlie Sheen's character can throw incredible fast balls but has little control (and needs glasses). One of the funniest lines is when a powerful but very wild pitch is thrown, which Ueker announces as 'just a bit outside.
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HappyMaskSalesman 1 month ago
If you didn’t realise when 2 of you were staring at a white pole instead of a lens, I don’t really think it was on the photographer to warn you.
#88
Rali Meyer 1 month ago
can somebody break up that waffling in meaningful text? Asking for a friend
#93
Tha Monkey 1 month ago
Why is it that every self-described "empath" I've ever met were the most self-absorbed, condescending azzholes, with zero empathy?
#94
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
"When I am grown to man's estate / I shall be very proud and great, / And tell the other girls and boys / Not to meddle with my toys". Robert Louis Stevenson
#96
Bill Walker 1 month ago
I am not sure I understand this? No, I am sure I do not understand this.
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Multa Nocte 1 month ago
Tom Stewart - I can't respond to you directly because so many people have downvoted you. Do you ever read your own comments before you send them? I taught special ed students for a while and I would have flunked you out of my class. You don't understand capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and basic 5th grade literacy. What exactly does "This shows to come that" mean? How does anyone spell the word successful as "scucesfull," assuming that was your intent? What does "what all one of you didn't notice" mean? I know that you are angry and scared because you are worried that your white-boy world could somehow come crashing down, but please - do you MAGAts not know how much you embarrass yourselves with your basic illiteracy? P.S. Congratulations on reaching minus 185 votes on BP. It's not a record, but it shows how your fellow Pandas feel about you.
Stardrop 1 month ago
it now blocks comments with links, probably to deter scammers :/
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Multa Nocte 1 month ago
Tom Stewart - I can't respond to you directly because so many people have downvoted you. Do you ever read your own comments before you send them? I taught special ed students for a while and I would have flunked you out of my class. You don't understand capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and basic 5th grade literacy. What exactly does "This shows to come that" mean? How does anyone spell the word successful as "scucesfull," assuming that was your intent? What does "what all one of you didn't notice" mean? I know that you are angry and scared because you are worried that your white-boy world could somehow come crashing down, but please - do you MAGAts not know how much you embarrass yourselves with your basic illiteracy? P.S. Congratulations on reaching minus 185 votes on BP. It's not a record, but it shows how your fellow Pandas feel about you.
Stardrop 1 month ago
it now blocks comments with links, probably to deter scammers :/
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