50 Totally Random And Funny Memes For When Your Brain Needs A Break

This is one of my favourite sculptures, and that comment makes me love it even more.

I guess with no tv or internet he had nothing better to do 🤷🏻‍♀️

Personally im surprised theres no pizza stains on it

It's an amazing accomplishment, especially when you consider that he only had three fingers on each hand.

🙈🙈🙈

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I live in London (UK) and an area near to me had a problem with crack squirrels, it was in the local paper. Dealers were burying their stash to hide it, squirrels were digging it up and eating it...they caused some fights as dealers started blaming each other until the c*******d squirrels were discovered. I imagined them in their little dens with a pipe and a uzi, having turf wars with their neighbours. Ha...they're still talking about it 15 years later: https://www.brixtonbuzz.com/2020/04/the-pumped-up-squirrel-of-rush-common-and-the-legendary-crack-squirrels-of-brixton/

This squirrel seems to disagree about that bird feeder comment. DSCN8129_s...68c3a1.jpg

I honestly think it’s a target market for certain people who get worked up over squirrels on the bird feeders. I just feed the squirrels, too.

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Sorry but squirrels are asshōles. 😂 Literally yesterday I caught a little James Bond who had gradually pulled chicken wire off the outside window frame of my mother's bird room, wedged himself in between that and the window screen, and had already chewed two almost squirrel-sized holes in the screen to get at the seed and bird food inside the house. Evidently this has happened multiple times, and this little brat dedicated over a year to pulling out the staples holding the chicken wire covering the window. I fortunately caught him in the act while he slithered out from between the wire and screen... I can only imagine what THAT morning would have become had I gone into the closed room to find a loose squirrel running up the walls 🤦🏼‍♀️

Mur Lafferty wrote a story about passing through different types of “heaven’” IIRC the dog heaven allowed people to visit and there were cats nearby. For some of the cats they were in cat hel! if the dogs chased them. I’ve put to rest the idea of “cat and dog fights” as a common thing because all of my dogs adored their dogs, although not necessarily dogs they didn’t know. I highly recommend Mur Lafferty. Check out the storytelling podcasts like Beneath Ceaseless Skies, Clarksworld Magazine, etc as opposed to those that dissect science fiction.

Mexican pizza was the most frustrating thing on our menu back when I worked at Taco Bell. The "crust" has a weird, stale taste and texture to it and every dàmn day people would order it and complain about how "every time I order this it tastes bad". Stop f*cking ordering it then!

Yeah, the joke around our small town is due to the fact a small TB opened up. "Well, at least the city will be hiring".."for what?".."wastewater treatment techs".

Mexican Pizza, now made with REAL Mexicans

haha 😂

I actually like Taco Bell, but the entire menu can be boiled down to like 5-7 ingredients so what's to restock? 😂

I wonder where she got such exquisite chain mail.

Irish by any chance?

"Didn't know we had a king. Thought we were an autonomous collective"

HAHAHAHA

And how did it?

she shoulda written, "IT WAS ONLY A BREAK!"

When my husband add I got married he told people this . we do a lot of volunteering in our community and the s****d face dead looks we always got were hilarious and awkward ,

ROTFlmbo! now that's funny as hell 😅

As we approach our 29th year together, I sometimes refer to Mrs. TriSec as "my first wife" or "my current wife". Both statements are accurate.

Save up for the divorce, honey. Mike will only be funny for about two years, three max. After that, your tolerance level begins steadily to erode.

My husband and I both do this. We're always on time for our appointments but the "must remain unengaged" thing is annoying

Absolutely same here

Isn't that normal?

My ADHA in action (or rather inaction).

This is why I try to schedule everything, oil change, dentist,etc. early, then I can heave a sigh of relief and go about my day.