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Facebook Marketplace can be a great platform if you want to declutter your home and make a little money while doing it. However, it can also be a treasure trove of hilarious and horrible listings. People post all sorts of stuff on there, perhaps not even realizing how funny it might be.

This time, we chose listings with slightly misspelled titles. Courtesy of r/BoneAppleTea, titles that sound right or similar to what they should be. Let's chuckle at how these owners misspelled their listing – doesn't matter intentionally or not. So scroll down to find the funniest marketplace listings shared by people on r/BoneAppleTea.

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Catholic Converter

Catholic Converter

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Bored Panda compiled this list of chucklesome marketplace listings from the r/BoneAppleTea subreddit. The community over there loves funny malapropisms. What's a malapropism, you ask?

According to Merriam-Webster, it's a "usually unintentionally humorous misuse or distortion of a word or phrase." One example of a malapropism can be "Jesus healing those leopards." The intention was "lepers" but, as the two words sound similar, the person accidentally spelled it "leopards."

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Michael Wave

Michael Wave

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes Michael, we know you're hiding behind the counter. You don't have to keep waving.

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SonicAlchemy
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Michael Wave. Frank Ocean's alter ego. I also love "over the counter", like you'd have to have prescription to get it, otherwise.

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Matthews
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billie Bean, ‘tis not my oven. She’s just a girl who claims that I’m the warmer. This beep is not my son.

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The Shark
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't help but picture a wave of weird Michaels washing over a counter

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Nykky
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The...the box even has the proper spelling on it...

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Alex Ball
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It says "over the counter" has anyone ever seen an under counter Michael or Microwave? 😂

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Crystal Thomas
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh Michael Jackson came back as a microwave. Can it do the moonwalk?

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Mickipickie
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the strongest urge to correct grammar and punctuation to make this sentence say something!

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Kay Kelly
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brought to you by the same people who determine sizing on ThredUp.

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Portal Potty

Portal Potty

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A similar phenomena are eggcorns. The same Merriam-Webster dictionary describes them as "a word or phrase that sounds like and is mistakenly used in a seemingly logical or plausible way for another word or phrase either on its own or as part of a set expression."

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New Scientist writes that eggcorns are often more satisfying and poetic than the correct word or expression. An example could be "for all intensive purposes" instead of "for all intents and purposes."

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Eggcorns originated from the altered form of "acorn". Mark Liberman in his linguistics blog Language Log wrote about a woman who would write "eggcorns" instead of "acorns." Since it didn't fit with other phenomena, such as malapropisms and spoonerisms, he went with linguist Geoffrey Pullum's suggestion to refer to them as "eggcorns."

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Fools Ball Table

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There's another strange word – spoonerism. This one is not about spelling or writing. It's an error people make when speaking. A spoonerism happens when a speaker switches the first sounds of two words. The funny meaning is usually not intentional. An example would be “a scoop of boy trouts” instead of “a troop of boy scouts.”

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#13

Any Of Y'all Need A Bing Bag?

Any Of Y'all Need A Bing Bag?

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Someone Is Selling “Access” On Fb

Someone Is Selling “Access” On Fb

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do allow access into anywhere, yet you have to have a really strong arm

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And the origin of spoonerisms is quite hilarious as well. It all started with a clergyman around the 1900s. The poor man would often make such slips as "a blushing crow" instead of "a crushing blow."

The man's name was William Archibald Spooner. History refers to him as a nervous man and his slips allegedly became the stuff of legends during his lifetime. His last name inspired the official term for such verbal slips as "tons of soil" instead of "sons of toil."

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A Beautiful Arm Wall For Sale

A Beautiful Arm Wall For Sale

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Mitch Match Civil Where

Mitch Match Civil Where

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

impressive that they managed to misspell it two (edit THREE) different ways - both horrible.

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Breakfast Nuke For An Explosive Dining Experience!

Breakfast Nuke For An Explosive Dining Experience!

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If we're talking about spelling and verbal mistakes, let's touch upon misheard utterances as well. Remember that TLC song "Waterfalls" and how many of us thought they were singing "Don't go, Jason Waterfalls?" Although there are several threads about it on the r/BoneAppleTea subreddit, technically it's not a malapropism.

Another common example of a mondegreen is the Jimmy Hendrix lyric "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky." Many people misheard it as "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy." We call these misheard lyrics ‘mondegreens’. In her piece for The New Yorker, Maria Konnikova describes them as "a misheard word or phrase that makes sense in your head, but is, in fact, entirely incorrect."

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The word "mondegreen" originates from journalist Sylvia Wright. She recounted her misheard lyrics on the Scottish folk song 'The Bonny Earl of Morray'. Wright thought the line "Oh, they have slain the Earl o' Morray and laid him on the green" was actually "Oh, they have slain the Earl o' Morray and Lady Mondegreen."

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What Good Would It Be Without The Mote Control??

What Good Would It Be Without The Mote Control??

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Whether the entries on this list are malapropisms, eggcorns or simple autocorrect mistakes, they make for a pretty good laugh. So don't hesitate and upvote your favorite listings from Facebook Marketplace. Also, let us know your funniest spelling or verbal mistake in the comments! 

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Mortal Pastel!

Mortal Pastel!

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Hair Stylus

Hair Stylus

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am less concerned about the spelling than what it looks like he did to her hair.

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#34

It Really Is A Great Sequence Train

It Really Is A Great Sequence Train

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From the front - fully clothed, from the back - see your underwear.

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#36

[legit] Mozart? Puccini? Wagner? (Found On Marketplace)

[legit] Mozart? Puccini? Wagner? (Found On Marketplace)

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Such A Beautiful Neckless

Such A Beautiful Neckless

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#43

Ankle Grinder

Ankle Grinder

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Anyone Want A Trampling?

Anyone Want A Trampling?

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want a trampling for free just run into a field of bulls while wearing red

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#45

But In The End, It Doesn’t Even Matter

But In The End, It Doesn’t Even Matter

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Bullet Ten Board. For All Your Ten Bullets

Bullet Ten Board. For All Your Ten Bullets

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Bran-New

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Still Watch A Bowl? You Decide

Still Watch A Bowl? You Decide

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am only seeing four fifths of that screen showing an image so a pretty generous interpretation of it being "watchable"

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