ADVERTISEMENT

Many famous comedians start their careers early. Dave Chappelle, for example, was performing stand-up in nightclubs at the age of 14. Although he was a teenager, let us convince you that kids below 10 can be just as funny as well.

The Instagram page "Live from Snack Time" collects the ramblings and intellectual gems from kids barely out of toddlerhood, but sometimes, they're just as observational. Instead of edginess, there's wholesomeness and the purity that can only come from a real five-year-old. So, what are you waiting for? Scroll down and see what these young comedians had to say!

More info: LiveFromSnackTime.com | Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

#1

Child's funny quote about babies, showcasing a kid's perspective shared in live from snack time quotes collection.

livefromsnacktime Report

keyboardtek
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same here. Even after living for 70 years.

Deborah B
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because s*x is fun, birth control fails, and red states are banning abortions.

RELATED:
    #2

    Quotes from kids shared by Live From Snack Time, including a 3-year-old saying I'm ok with just being pretty.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long is not broccoli (I hate broccoli, with passion)

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll happily eat your broccoli, I like it. In return I offer green peppers, beets, and olives, if anyone's interested the things I wouldn't put on my plate.

    Load More Replies...

    "Live From Snack Time" is not just a funny Instagram page anymore – it's almost an entire franchise at this point. What started off as a teacher sharing funnies she heard from her students at school has now snowballed into a page with submissions from all over the world, dedicated merch, and a scholarship for future educators!

    ADVERTISEMENT

    The co-founders of the project are Alyssa Tucker and Greg Dunbar. In a previous interview, the pair told Bored Panda more about how it all came about. In 2015, Alyssa started a Twitter account where she shared the questions and quotes from her students. Soon after that, her friend from college, Greg, suggested she bring the project to Instagram, and both became the co-founders of LFST.

    #4

    Child quote about missing dogs, shared by Live From Snack Time, highlighting heartfelt kids' quotes and moments.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meee too my little Princess, me too! When it comes to doggies!

    #6

    Child's humorous quote about love, headache, and hugs featured in Live From Snack Time kids quotes collection.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Beautiful
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it socially acceptable to do this when your not a little kid?? asking for a friend…

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They teach the legitimacy of that in Marriage Counseling 101.

    Roshan Kassan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what my teen says all the time.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    "Kids have such an incredible way of understanding the world," Alyssa told us back then. "The kids were just saying some brilliant, unfiltered, honest quote and questions that I really felt had to be shared," she told DEMDACO earlier this year, during the launch of their Christmas merchandise collection.

    The products (mugs, pillows, towels, and more) all come with a quote previously featured on the LFST page. According to Alyssa, fans of the page have been pestering her and Greg for almost 10 years, saying things like, "When are you going to put this on a mug?", "I want this quote on an artwork in my classroom", and "When are you going to start making things for my house?" The merch, therefore, was really the fans' idea.

    #7

    Quote from a 4-year-old about cheese making him feel better on big emotions day, featured in Live From Snack Time.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to picture Magnus growing up to be a super villain and still holding onto this sentiment. Honestly, who names their kid Magnus and doesn't expect them to become at least a mid-tier villain, if not higher.

    Belinda
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnus is a very common name in Norway. Or Scandinavia, really 😊

    Load More Replies...
    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this description instead of saying "bad day."

    #8

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying men shouldn't have birthdays because they never grow up, shared by a 10-year-old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Just like my Wife and my SIL say all the time to me and my little brother when we act a bit naughty! They both say that they're married to a pair of 10 y/o kids trapped in the large frames of orangutans 😄

    Reset Game
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knows so much at such a young age 😅

    NEMESIS
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet when a group of 30 somethings women get all giggly and squeely over something like make up they don't mention how childish that is.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Quote from a 3-year-old kid shared live from Snack Time saying I need cake even though it's not my birthday.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFLMAO! Little one and my Wife are a lookalike in the same area! 😄

    Back in 2015, Alyssa would share the funny and observational quotes the kids in her classroom would say. Today, LFST accepts submissions from parents and teachers all over the world. "Someone called us the international hub for kids' quotes," Alyssa said when she spoke to DEMDACO. "We get submissions from all over the world, almost every single continent, except for Antarctica.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    But LFST is not just about making people laugh. Yes, kids say the darndest and most out-of-pocket things sometimes. But Alyssa and Greg say that the project is also about learning to listen to what kids say.

    "Kids have an incredible way of seeing the world—honest, curious, and brilliantly unexpected. The most important thing we can do is listen. By truly hearing them, we validate their thoughts, encourage their curiosity, and remind ourselves of the wisdom in their words," their mission statement reads.

    #13

    Quote from a 4-year-old in Live From Snack Time about feeling better with a taco, cheese stick, and snuggles.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe? Tacos will almost always make me feel better!

    #14

    Child's funny quote about burps as memories, featured in live from snack time kids quotes collection.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #15

    Child's quote on FaceTime saying auntie should only call if the dog is visible, from a collection of live snack time quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, my 3yo nephew only wants to facetime my cat.

    "We need to take these quotes and comments seriously, kids are just trying to navigate the world and it's our job to help them," the duo told Bored Panda in an even older interview. "The value of listening to children and validating their feelings lies in building their confidence, empowering them to express themselves, and reinforcing that their voices matter," the co-creators believe.

    #17

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying I'm just a head today no brain by anonymous 6-year-old kid.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #18

    Quote from Live From Snack Time featuring a 6-year-old Gus saying he only likes food and people who like food.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best about this, people who like food are an excellent food themselves!

    "Live From Snack Time" is also dedicated to giving back. Every year, the project awards two scholarships to the young people training to become early learning educators. A portion of their proceeds go to funding the scholarship. Most times, fans of the page and the project nominate the candidates.

    As of today, "Live From Snack Time" spreads wholesomeness to over 800k of their followers on Instagram. They're always open to submissions – if you have a funny, wholesome, or just an attention-worthy quote from a kid you'd like the world to see, don't hesitate to share it with them! Who knows, maybe it'll be selected to go on a mug or a T-shirt?

    #22

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about being tired and not wanting to do work, shared by a 5-year-old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invaluable preparation for the rest of life.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could say this to my boss

    #23

    Quote from a kid about snacks, shared on Live From Snack Time, showcasing funny and relatable kids' snack time moments.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had a snack before breakfast when he was four/five years old so...

    #24

    Quote from a 4-year-old kid expressing hunger, featured on Live From Snack Time sharing funny kids' quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    After scrolling through so many quotes, which did you find the funniest and the most wholesome, Pandas? Let us know in the comments! And to stock up on good mood for the whole week, be sure to check out our previous articles about the "Live From Snack Time" Instagram page here, here, and right here!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #25

    Child's quote about having a bad day despite good things, showcasing heartfelt kids' quotes from Live From Snack Time.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #26

    Cute kid quote from Live From Snack Time about stress relief and feeling better with a french fry snack.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Scott Anderson
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French fries make everyone feel better

    #27

    Child quote saying they have so much talking in them, from Live From Snack Time collection of kids' funny quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally clashes with the introvert that is currently above this one. They'd never be friends

    #28

    Child's quote about pizza and puppies in a heartwarming post from Live From Snack Time, featuring a kid's good quote.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    UggaMugga
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my signature blessing from here on out

    #29

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying You’re in your forties I’m in my firsties by 4-year-old Mads on white background.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #31

    Child's quote from Live From Snack Time saying they feel beautiful and strong when eating noodles, text on white background.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #32

    Child quote saying after nap plans shared on Live From Snack Time, highlighting funny and relatable kids' quotes online.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #33

    Child quote about the challenges of being 5 years old, shared in a collection of kids' funny quotes from snack time.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And only 60 or so more years to go.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. This kid is in for a rough life.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only gets worse from here kid

    #34

    Child's funny quote about eating chips and crying, showcasing memorable kid moments from Live From Snack Time highlights.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #36

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about preferring a warm bubble bath over dinner by a 6-year-old named Ruby.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #37

    Child quote about crying, featured in Live From Snack Time kids quotes collection, attributed to 6-year-old anonymous.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #39

    Child's quote from Live From Snack Time saying they need sleep to be best friend again, attributed to 3-year-old Hugo.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #40

    Quote from a 6-year-old kid about a snaccident, showcasing kids delivering good snack time quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #41

    Quote from a 9-year-old shared on Live From Snack Time about marrying a bed and cheating on it with the couch.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's an elaborate concept for a 9yo

    #42

    Quote from a 4-year-old child shared by Live From Snack Time about plans involving their sister on December 26th.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta plan ahead sometimes

    SouthernGal
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa won’t be watching then!

    #43

    Alt text: Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying butter makes them feel better and they like it, shared by a 3-year-old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #45

    Child's heartfelt quote from Live From Snack Time shows a 6-year-old expressing love and independence with humor.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wise beyond her years.

    #46

    Quote from a 4-year-old child featured in Live From Snack Time sharing funny kid quotes about being out of energy.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #47

    Child quote about eating chips expressing independence, featured on Live From Snack Time social media post.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #48

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time reads this day is trash I'll eat all the cheese I want by Willow age 3 years old

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #49

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about dreaming of bread by 8-year-old Ingrid, shared on social media.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #51

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying I can’t believe I used to not know you and now you’re my favorite person.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #52

    Child's funny quote about not having a dog shared by Live From Snack Time with playful innocence.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #53

    Child quote saying not feeling very worky today, highlighting funny and relatable kids quotes from Live From Snack Time.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #54

    Quote from a 5-year-old child shared live from snack time about not being ready for Monday and wanting another Sunday.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #56

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying their problem is needing to be in the sun, attributed to 4-year-old Kinsley.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #57

    Child's quote about going on a real date sharing one milkshake and two straws, from Live From Snack Time.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elena, get your own milkshake. No sharing... until you are done and then you steal someone else's

    #58

    Quote from Live From Snack Time about birthdays focusing on sugar, shared by a 9-year-old named Conness.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #59

    Quote from Live From Snack Time featuring a 4-year-old Penelope about wanting to be with family and do nothing.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #60

    Child quote about adulthood featured on Live From Snack Time social media post with a white background.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #62

    Child quote about waking up tired, shared on Live From Snack Time, reflecting on what being an adult is like.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Armac
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes it is.

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it's not always like that. Some days I just skip the sleep part because if I go to sleep now, I'll just wake up feeling more groggy and tired than if I had just not gone to sleep.

    Load More Replies...
    #63

    Quote from a 3-year-old featured on Live From Snack Time about feeling overwhelmed and crying after too much day.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #64

    Child's quote from Live From Snack Time explaining marriage as love and wanting to spend every day with someone.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #66

    Note with a clip labeled to my boss and a quote from an 8-year-old kid delivering a funny snack time quote about being tired.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #67

    Quote from a 6-year-old in Live From Snack Time about family love and caring, shared with good kid quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #68

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying brunch is Italian for lunch by 8-year-old Lilly in simple text on white background.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #70

    Quote from a kid about relaxation with pickles on eyes, shared by Live From Snack Time for funny kids quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    UggaMugga
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear Shannon, you probably don't

    #71

    Child quote saying sometimes they like animals more than humans, from Live From Snack Time collection of kids' funny quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Saltypepper
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    𝕂𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ,𝕞𝕖 too

    Carrie B
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please keep using this font. I like that it annoys Eowyn.

    Load More Replies...
    #72

    Quote from kid on Live From Snack Time saying she won’t put on real clothes again after doing it once.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #73

    Child’s quote about a huggle, a hug and a snuggle combined, shared by Live From Snack Time.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #74

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about feeling a song in the heart while eating a french fry by a 4-year-old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #75

    Quote from an 8-year-old kid shared on Live From Snack Time about being tired and a thought factory closing late.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #76

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about saying the F word in their head when told no, shared by anonymous 6-year-old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #77

    Quote from a 6-year-old kid shared live from snack time about being excited for Christmas break.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #78

    Quote from a 3-year-old kid featured on Live From Snack Time about wanting to stay home and eat.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #79

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about not working too hard and taking care of a cat by 7-year-old Alex.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #80

    Quote from a 7-year-old kid shared on Live From Snack Time about taking a nap to solve problems.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #81

    Child's quote about not wanting a husband but wanting help around the house from Live From Snack Time collection of kids' quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #82

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time reading Im gonna miss my life when Im a grown up by Mina age 7 years old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #83

    Funny kid quote about pretending to be allergic to people and avoiding talking, featured in live from snack time quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #84

    Quote from a kid featured in Live From Snack Time says Dont have kids Have parties by Hanna age 8.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #85

    Valentine note featuring a kid’s quote sharing a funny and sweet moment from live snack time with kids.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #86

    Child's Halloween quote displayed on a white background, showcasing a funny and cute kid's quote from snack time.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #87

    Quote from a 3-year-old kid featured on Live From Snack Time about focusing on pasta.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #88

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying pants can't handle tummy, by Ryan, 6 years old, in simple text format.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #89

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about making a long list of complaints to read slowly, anonymous 7 years old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    rustyscate
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should say: Annoying, 7 years old.

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #90

    Quote from a 5-year-old kid featured by Live From Snack Time about weekend plans including baking cookies and watching TV.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Saltypepper
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    𝕂𝕚𝕕 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥.𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟..

    #91

    Quote from a 6-year-old kid, showcasing a funny and sassy moment shared live from snack time.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #92

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying they want a bagel on the beach, attributed to Alessia, 3 years old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #93

    Child's quote saying a calzone is a sleeping bag for cheese, from snack time kids delivering good quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #94

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying I've had a long day immediately after finishing breakfast.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #95

    Child quote about feeling lucky to skip pants tomorrow, featured in live from snack time kids quotes collection.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #96

    Child's quote saying they want to be their mom when they grow up, featured in Live From Snack Time kid quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    rustyscate
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll regret it when it comes true :’ )

    #98

    Child's quote about cake and hunger shared on Live From Snack Time, highlighting funny and relatable kids' quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #99

    Kid's funny quote about marriage by Addison, age 5, shared on Live From Snack Time social media account.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #100

    Quote from a six-year-old kid shared by Live From Snack Time about understanding how babies are made but questioning why.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #101

    Child's quote about being alone shared by Live From Snack Time, highlighting kids' witty and charming sayings.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #102

    Child’s sweet quote from Live From Snack Time about checking for warmth before snuggles, shared by 4-year-old Theo.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #103

    Quote from a 4-year-old kid featured on Live From Snack Time sharing a funny and insightful moment.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #104

    Quote from a 3-year-old shared by Live From Snack Time, highlighting funny and clever kids' quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #105

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time saying they are tired of being a person and want to be a dog.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #106

    Inspirational kids quotes from live snack time moments showing creativity and imagination in their words.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #107

    Child quote about babies acting famous featured in live from snack time kids quotes collection.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #108

    Kid quote from Live From Snack Time asking what time to come by for a hug, shared by a 7-year-old child.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #109

    Child quote about wanting Totino’s pizza and sleep featured on Live From Snack Time social media post.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #110

    Valentine message with a kid's quote saying you are my favorite part of today from Live From Snack Time quotes.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    Andrew Burke
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids like this should be writing Hallmark cards

    CSC
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True enough. I say this to my dog when I get home from work so it hits true.

    Load More Replies...
    #111

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time reading last weekend is going to be jealous of this weekend by anonymous 9 years old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #113

    Child quote about crying with a mention of Live From Snack Time, showcasing kids' memorable sayings.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #114

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about wanting to go home, eat an apple, and talk to mom, age 6 years old.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #115

    Quote from a child shared by Live From Snack Time about feeling others' emotions more than their own feelings.

    livefromsnacktime Report

    #116

    Child quote from Live From Snack Time about wanting to be a lizard and sit in the sun all day.

    livefromsnacktime Report