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NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They’re Wholesome And Hilarious
While spending a lot of time with kids, NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so amused by some of the things kids say, she teamed up with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, to create an Instagram account called Live from Snack Time to document them. They wanted to help adults understand that children are not always acting outrageously to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud as they constantly take in new information and solve problems. And it worked. The wholesome, ridiculous, and funny quotes immediately resonated with the Internet.
The last time we wrote about Live from Snack Time, it had about 100K followers. Fast forward a couple of months and now their fanbase is 281K big. Alyssa believes that "Children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant", and it perfectly shows in the funny sayings she shares. Continue scrolling and have a look for yourself!
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Bobert Robertson 6 years ago
That is a well spoken 2 year old.... my 2 year old would say "dada no wipe tears. Me like face water"
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Ryan Baker 6 years ago
Words screw everything up. If you don’t ever speak, you can’t say anything bad. Wise, Cade.
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What does a Foxxy say? 6 years ago
I agree this kid is awesome for having that kind of confidence.
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What does a Foxxy say? 6 years ago
When you are a dad you will realise that your dad didn’t FORGET the chips.
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Ryan Baker 6 years ago
on not pizza day everybody dies then on pizza day everybody comes back to life for pizza and there is no school because pizza
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WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
Long term planning. The kid is better at it than some president we know.
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Charlotte Hoyle 6 years ago
Yes...... If Santa maintains social distancing and washes his hands..
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Ryan Baker 6 years ago (edited)
Me when I was seven (replace he with she, boyfriend with girlfriend)
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Ryan Baker 6 years ago
the leftover hair on your head that didn’t fall off will come off in the water and float all around you being scratchy and they will follow you where ever you go because the got stuck to your arms and now you need another shower but wait the water is too hot and it burns the rest of your hair off great now you are bald.
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Abigail Nagel 5 years ago
I barely made it through all of these I was doing of laughter for every one 🤣🤣🤣
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Sandra Kennedy-Heausler 6 years ago
My son was 5 when I was driving him to school. He said, "sometimes, I get annoyed just looking at you."
Lauren Caswell 6 years ago
My son yelled out that my vocal cords were keeping him awake, when I was on the phone and he was in bed. Not me, just my vocal cords XD
Sandra Kennedy-Heausler 6 years ago
My son was 5 when I was driving him to school. He said, "sometimes, I get annoyed just looking at you."
Lauren Caswell 6 years ago
My son yelled out that my vocal cords were keeping him awake, when I was on the phone and he was in bed. Not me, just my vocal cords XD
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