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Welcome to Live from Snack Time, a wholesomely hilarious corner of Instagram with a 575k-solid fanbase. Created by NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit and Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, the project is aimed at showing adults what’s going on inside kids’ puzzling minds.

So get your popcorn ready, ‘cause we’re about to go on a ride of quotes from our little ones that prove just how much wit and understanding about the world they have. Alyssa believes that "Children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant," and it’s impossible to argue with her.

After you’re done reading this one, be sure to check part 1 and part 2 with all the weird and cute stuff kids say.

More info: livefromsnacktime.com | Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

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Madison Feehan
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5 years ago

Winnie's got a better grasp on masks than most adults. 🥰

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    Raine Soo
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    "Namaste"! Graham said "Namaste."! The pizza and puppies are good too.

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    Bored Panda reached out to Alyssa and Greg, the creators of Live From Snack Time, who have substantially grown their fan audience on Instagram since we last talked. Their collection of hilarious and wholesome kids' quotes has 576k followers, and it doesn’t seem like it’s slowing down.

    “Live From Snack Time started as an account for parents and teachers to highlight the brilliant and hilarious thoughts of kids. Now, 6 years later, we have created an international hub for people to submit kids' quotes and seek out our account for laughter, honesty, and joy,” Alyssa and Greg told us.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    Bodyguard!

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    Carole Reid
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    5 years ago

    Me, too!

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    During the pandemic when people had more time with their families, the creators saw an abundance of quote submissions and new followers hit their account. “We've seen tremendous growth of both our community and the amount of quotes they are submitting. In a time of so much uncertainty and sadness and fear, I think people looked to us for light humor and relatable content,” they explained.

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago

    I'm going to steal that! :D

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    This kid knows his mind.

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    Moreover, Live From Snack Time has recently partnered with a family in the UK (Woodism_Ink) who create art based on their autistic son's amazing quotes. “This helped bring awareness and acceptance for autism and raised money for an important charity!”

    Alyssa and Greg said they’re planning on doing more of this, since they “are currently looking for other opportunities to connect people and shed light on important issues and understandings that can start young.”

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    Lena Hill
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    5 years ago

    Same 💀

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    Gin. No tonic
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    5 years ago

    Snaccidents happen

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    Another important expansion of the LFST brand happened with a new collection of children's book suggestions on their website. “We feel that children's books are one of the most effective and practical tools for initiating critical conversations about race and racism, so with the help of our incredible community of followers, we developed a library of books organized by reading level and linked to purchase them from Black-owned bookstores.”

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    Lena Hill
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    5 years ago

    That is the most heartwarming thing that’s ever been said!!!

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Always during math class.

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    The success of the LFST brand has to do with the content itself. The project has continually showed their followers that kids are gifted with a fresh perspective on the world around us that we, adults, don’t necessarily think of that much.

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    Alyssa and Greg said that at this point, with “submissions from 6 continents (c'mon Antarctica!), we have living proof that kids are talking about the same topics and have similar questions around the world, especially when it comes to the pandemic.”

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    Why is this so true though? like, i'm trying to relax but someone would ruining my relaxation time.

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    no ones life is going as they planned ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    I used to say this as a kid... It worked! 😊

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    “From the quotes that came in, it was clear that kids missed their friends, wanted to beat (or 'beat up') the virus, and some weren't afraid to tell their parents they were a little sick of all the time they were spending together!” Essentially, the pair behind the LFST realized that “We are all more similar than people realize, and the mission, brand, and content are universal and dynamic,” which is a very soothing thought during the times of crisis.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    I love this. I wish that I had thought of this with regard to my mom.

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    tail_bite
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    5 years ago

    ... thats realy smart

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Funny how that happens huh?

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    When it comes to plans for the future, Alyssa and Greg said that they have “a few exciting partnerships in the works,” and that they “also want to continue to work on being a 'hub' for silly, relatable, and thought-provoking concepts.”

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Well yeah! After all they had to gobble. 🦃

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Just wait 'til you see what it can do with chocolate cake!

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    Lena Hill
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    5 years ago

    ✨ 🍝 ✨

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    “We've loved starting conversations with our community of followers and sharing the responses. For example, asking something like 'What's a baby product that you secretly love for yourself?' led to hundreds of responses that introduced people to incredible new products and life hacks!”

    The creators said “it’s been fun hearing what our audience loves rather than pushing a message to them. It's important to us to share real, raw, and honest thoughts, just like the kids, ya know,” Alyssa and Greg concluded.

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    Lena Hill
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    5 years ago

    FACTS 💀

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! this kid got some things to say

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    Aurelia!
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    5 years ago

    YOU BET THEY CAN

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    I am learning a plethora of new words from these kids. Thanks, Lexi.

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Said every employee ever.

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    Such a nice friend!!

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    AAAWWWW! 😍😍😍😍😍

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    This girl has Attitude!

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    yes. cheese is life. 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    Brownie points for trying again.

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    I dunno kid......

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    5 years ago

    That's so sweet!

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Somebody just flipped the switch!

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    Lena Hill
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    5 years ago

    Me during quarantine

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    Protect the Doritos!!!!!

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    I feel like this might be the start of a trend for Jordan. 😂🤣

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    SNAP!

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    S
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    5 years ago

    LOL.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    Honestly, this sounds like something my brother would say. He's middle-aged.

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    Lena Hill
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    5 years ago

    2021 lifestyle

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    tail_bite
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    5 years ago

    cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

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    Madison Feehan
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    It's not drool!!! It's tooth sweat!!! 🦷🤣

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    Aurelia!
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    #relatable

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    That escalated quickly.

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    I'm with you Lavinia. 😴

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    Welcome to my world.

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    I would get along well with Lou. 🥰

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    So, french fries are the solution to crankiness. And, I always thought it was sleep.

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    JuJu
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    5 years ago

    The perfect eye roll needs serious practice

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    This kid is a multi-tasker.

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    Lena Hill
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    Proof that noodles are bomb af

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    5 years ago

    This one is the better one.

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    Malek Basata
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    5 years ago

    im thankful for the word bored because it best describes me ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

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    Just a Snowball
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    5 years ago

    you are what you eat?...

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    Yes, please!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    Yep, same here.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    Priorities, son, priorities.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    Vengeance is best served tapped.

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    Malek Basata
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    5 years ago

    this is way too far Ó╭╮Ò

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Thank God! 🧸

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    That sounds reasonable.

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    KimTx
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    5 years ago

    I feel this.

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    Just a Snowball
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    5 years ago

    so do i

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Well that's good.

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    Malek Basata
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    5 years ago

    chicken nuggets woohoo🍗

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    James, you'll know what to do when you get to college.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    I'm old... the hard drive is still spinning but the data bits are flying out of my ears...

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    Aurelia!
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    5 years ago

    That would make a good dream

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    That's the best way of living.

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Brain.exe stopped functioning restarting in 10....9......8...

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    Allen Lavine
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    5 years ago

    Things my wife said after we got married

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    Pille P
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    5 years ago

    I love you to the infinity and back a couple of infinity times :D

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    #LifeGoals

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    It will be safe then.

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    ComfyPanda
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    5 years ago

    Fairly certain most everyone does.

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    So is mine.

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    Ashley Conover
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    5 years ago

    So true.

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    Time for a snack and a nap.

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    Lena Hill
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    5 years ago

    I am the embodiment of trail mix now

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    My line is "Yeah, I'm flexible. I've been doing yoga for two days."

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    Jette Wang Wahnon
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    5 years ago

    ....and wake up at noon...

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    Chris Miller
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    5 years ago

    Future CEO.

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    #82

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    Furry_Danger
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    5 years ago

    Important.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago

    At my age it's like "I wanna go out, I miss everyone" but when I get there "I wanna go home because I hate people!" LOL

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Isaac, the person who typed out this quote got your age wrong!

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    Ashley Conover
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    5 years ago

    Me too.

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    Tsunade
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    5 years ago

    Time to replug the WiFi router!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    5 years ago

    We've all worked with someone like that

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    Sportsgal
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    5 years ago

    Wow! This person will grow up to do great things! That's deep empathy!

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    Malek Basata
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    5 years ago

    and feel my eyes burning

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Life goals...

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago

    They get a lot shorter as you get older, trust me.

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    Madison Feehan
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    5 years ago

    I know a few adults who could use a serious hat.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    This child thinking that it is the dumbest invention in the world.

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    Angela B
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    5 years ago

    Indeed!

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    Angela B
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    5 years ago

    I applaud your positivity! I would like to be the letter K ease!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    Irie is in a mood.

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    KiwiBubbles
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    5 years ago

    Awwwww! 🥰

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    My internet technician said that the bane of his life were squirrels chewing through overhead wires.

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    Tsunade
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    5 years ago

    Can this rule count while working in a job too?

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    ComfyPanda
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    5 years ago

    Thanks for the warning!

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    Chris Miller
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    5 years ago

    Moms are the best. Followed closely by Dads.

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    PineappleQueen
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    5 years ago

    Except maybe triple chocolate cake, with rainbow sprinkles all the way up the sides.

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    Bear
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    5 years ago

    No, your a greek godess (this is a joke, you are an awsome mermaid.)

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    Tsunade
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    5 years ago

    On your pretend phone right? Just checking ;)

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    KiwiBubbles
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    5 years ago

    saaaaaame tho

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    Malek Basata
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    5 years ago

    you missed butter still love you

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    Tsunade
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    5 years ago

    Uh oh here comes the lecture 👀

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    Ryan Bitzer
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    5 years ago

    My grandma always says "I'm just resting my eyes."

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    When I was 5, I didn't want to grow up either. I still don't. :D

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    All bow to Julia, the Queen of Snacks and Helping!

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    Tsunade
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    5 years ago

    Hey don’t leave microwaves out of this too!

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    Tsunade
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    5 years ago

    I’ve always been into credit cards 💳

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    #114

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

    That's what Narcissus said when he saw his own reflection.

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    Ashley Conover
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    5 years ago

    I agree.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    You and me both!

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    Malek Basata
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    5 years ago

    ♥️🧀♥️

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    Tsunade
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    5 years ago

    I want a brownie ;(

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago

    Savage!

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago

    I tried that at a club one night but it didn't work out so well in my case! LOL

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    Malek Basata
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    5 years ago

    get pwned ©_©

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    Cupcake168
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    5 years ago

    And vice versa.

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    5 years ago

    Same.

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    No. No they shouldn't. ........unless you're playing games........

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    Markus Holstein
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    5 years ago

    Me too, buddy. Me too.