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“Children say the darndest things!” People like to exclaim, but ultimately they are right. Young children in particular tend to not have an agenda and will unflinchingly share their honest opinions. The results tend to be equally as funny as thought-provoking. 

The “Live From Snack Time” page shares all the hilarious, poignant, and wholesome things young kids sometimes say. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorite examples, and share your thoughts in the comments section. We got in touch with the people behind the page to learn more.

More info: Instagram | Live From Snack Time

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Mark
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This is shockingly accurate.

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    Charlie the Cat
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    Yep. Pretty much sums it up.

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    There's always room for dessert!

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    Bored Panda got in touch with Alyssa and Greg, the folks behind "Live from Snack Time" and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. Naturally, we wanted to hear how they came up with the idea for this page.

    "Live From Snack Time started from my classroom in 2015. I am a teacher in NYC and my students had such brilliant and interesting questions. Kids have such an incredible way of understanding the world. It all began as a Twitter account. Soon after that my Co-Founder and friend from college, Greg suggested we bring it to Instagram. It has been a success ever since! We receive submissions from all over the world from parents, teachers, caregivers, aunts and uncles, pretty much everyone!"

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    Shirin chivate
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    2 years ago

    priorities

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    DB
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    2 years ago

    If only that was true for everyone.

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    BrownTabby
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    As a former retail worker, that’s a better holiday than the actual one, and I am going to call it Poop Friday from now on.

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    Since 2015, the page has exploded in popularity, with thousands and thousands of followers and even shoutouts by celebrities. So we wanted to hear it's creators take on why the content is so popular. "The feedback that we get about the account is that it’s very relatable," they shared with Bored Panda.

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    Mark
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    2 years ago

    Truth

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    Molly Whuppie
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    2 years ago

    The cake is a lie

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    Multa Nocte
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    So do we all, little one.

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    "We all have important kids in our lives, we were all once a kid trying to navigate life. I think another part of it is that you can always count on us to provide light, wholesome, positive content. We all need that daily, the internet can be an ugly place," they added, noting how the content is generally wholesome.

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    Suck it Trebek
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    2 years ago

    Poor kid just wants a mental health day.

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    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago

    Love that one

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    Mark
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    2 years ago

    Vmmmmmm *sucking noises*

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    Alyssa and Greg also shared their thoughts on why kids are such geniuses at hilarious comments. "I think what makes the quotes so wholesome and funny is that it’s unfiltered, raw, and honest. For better or for worse, kids have no filter. It feels so real."

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    Crazy Cookie
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    2 years ago

    Spaghetti sprinkles

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    The Doom Song
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    2 years ago

    Priorities.

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    Eternal Progress
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    He just busted his babysitter big time.

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    If you want to see more of this content or submit your own quotes, Alyssa and Greg had some parting advice. "We have some fun projects coming up!! So stay tuned :) Thanks for following and submitting quotes. We look at your submissions every single day so please keep sending. You can find us at livefromsnacktime.com and most of our content is on Instagram."

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    Multa Nocte
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    A question that many of us have asked.

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    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago

    That is so funny… When I was little, I thought that when I would become a grown-up, I would have the best time just eating all the fruit roll ups that I wanted

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    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago

    The effort, no. The predictability and peace and quiet, yes.

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    Shirin chivate
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    2 years ago

    me too, Avery, me too.

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    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago

    Listen to what your soul is telling you

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    nomnomborkbork
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    2 years ago

    Every morning...

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    2 years ago

    She had to get it out

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    2 years ago

    Awww that's so cute!

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    Mark
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    2 years ago

    And the best thing is, it'll happen every year!

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    Mark
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    2 years ago

    I feel you Tucker

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    A 2 year old can't say a sentence like this. At least not this clearly.

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    2 years ago

    rawr

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    BrownTabby
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    2 years ago

    Same

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    Anthony Nizza
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    2 years ago

    Looooool

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    HTakeover
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    2 years ago

    - Rodney Dangerfield, 7 years old

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    Michael Largey
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    Being awake is a leading cause of sleep.

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    nomnomborkbork
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    2 years ago

    Who knows what you might find? I'd proceed with caution too.

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    QijianSanek
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    2 years ago

    relationship goals

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    Multa Nocte
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    We're right beside you, Leo!

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    Mark
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    2 years ago

    Why are they called shorts and pants? It should either be shorts and longs, or pants and some other word

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    nomnomborkbork
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    Excellent plan. I'll go with you.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    2 years ago

    Q- Do fish pee? If they pee, does that mean they swim in their own pee? Does that mean I swim in fish pee?!?! A: Yes.

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    L-Wyvern
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    2 years ago

    Good friends

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    Who knows?
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    Break up? wonder if he lives in Alabama

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    2 years ago

    Literally me

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    Anna Stephenson
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    This is pretty much how I manoeuvre my way through my day to day life as an adult honestly!

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    2 years ago

    Brilliant

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    Eric Crump
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    Mmm. Good times!

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    PandaPops
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    2 years ago

    Me too kid, me too

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    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago

    A little bit is ok

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    They should hire this boy

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    Life is exhausting!

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    Brenda Greene
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    It's only 2 hours into my 9 hours work day and I feel this in my soul.

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    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    2 years ago

    From a 4 year old?

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    nomnomborkbork
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    2 years ago

    Home eating Oreos is better, I promise.

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    MichelleDonut
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    2 years ago

    It happens when you are big, too

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    Anytime. Hugs are always available. Except when I'm on the toilet. Or sleeping. Or driving. Or operating heavy equipment.

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    The Doom Song
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    I hope it was garlic bread

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    Anna Stephenson
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    OMG!- that would make my week if a kid said that to me!

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    Some people marry for money, others, well:

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    Multa Nocte
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    Aw, so sweet! 🥰

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    True.

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    Jeannine Pope
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    The kid version of an adult's starbucks and a walk around Target.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    I bet a parent has asked repeatedly, "What's your deal?" when she's acted up.

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    The Doom Song
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    James nailed it

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    Mmmmm...thinly sliced rat cheese.

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    Deborah B
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    Yeah, I never got what the idea was with pumpkin patches either, Max.

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    So poetic

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    2 years ago

    In the basement, playing video games in her underwear.

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    Melissa42
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    That is the perfect date that I would love to go on

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    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago

    They surely do!

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    2 years ago

    I think I lost my brains open sign many years ago

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    Kittsy
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    I can relate

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    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    2 years ago

    ?

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 years ago

    Me too, Kinsley. Unfortunately I live in the UK where I am mostly in the rain.

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    Noooo!! There are so many other great kinds of cheese!! Ur missing out!! :C :C :C :C :C

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    Multa Nocte
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    Ooooh, feel the BURN! 😂

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    2 years ago

    I just woke up this awesome

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    MichelleDonut
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    2 years ago (edited)

    Same, girl, same

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    2 years ago

    Me talking to nice ppl I literally just met online:

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    Dumpster Fire
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    2 years ago

    As an adult, it's infuriating that no one asks me what my favorite planet is.

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    meow point1
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    Because being tired makes *everyone* grouchy!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago

    How about Marie Antoinette?

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    2 years ago

    Ultraman when he was fighting Gomora but his timer ran out: