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Leading up to Christmas, we’re bound to see the Elf on the Shelf return to watch over children — from hanging on the Christmas tree, swinging from the chandelier or Christmas lights, or hiding behind household items. 

Although the Elf on the Shelf tradition is mainly for children, adults join the fun. However, it’s less about concealing the elf and more about the challenge of placing the Scout Elf in amusing, prank-like situations.

If you’re looking for unique hiding spots for your elf, you’re in the right place. Prepare to spread holiday cheer with our fun mix of different elf personalities and creative scenarios. 

#1

Frozen Elf

"Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf doll frozen in a block of ice, with an Elsa figurine from Frozen posed as if casting an ice spell nearby."

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Kaisu Rei
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is such a COOL idea

BusLady
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he is from the North Pole. He's probably used to the cold.

OOF
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOOOO

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    #2

    This Is What Happens When My Adult Son Comes Over To House Sit Over The Weekend

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf hanging upside down above a stovetop, surrounded by Star Wars action figures in a battle scene."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Han: now *what* are you going to tell Santa?

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This entire shelf elf thing is creepy. I'm with you son

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i prefer that scen from Missing in Action 2 with Chuck norris where they put his head in a bag with a rat. this fricking impressed me as a kid Capture-5c...010531.jpg Capture-5c0fb08010531.jpg

    Skip Middleton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys smell somethin? Smelted elf? Smelf?

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah except that burner is actually on and that thing could catch fire at any minute.

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    #3

    Just A Little Terrifying

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf and a Chucky doll 'grating' a snowman toy over a cheese grater, spilling marshmallows onto the counter."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to warn Elf that nothing good would come out of hanging out with Chucky.

    Susan Parrish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how they make marshmallows! I always wondered about that

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You leave Frosty alone, you evil monsters!

    Violet purple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what I thought the snow man was made out of snow not marshmallows

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    Where Did “Elf on Shelf” Come From? 


    Elf on the Shelf is a Christmas tradition where elf scouts are placed in homes to watch over children’s behavior. Each night in December, the elves return to the North Pole to report to Santa. By morning, they reappear in a new hiding spot.

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    According to Taste of Home, Carol Aebersold and her twin daughters, Chanda Bell and Christa Pitts, started the fun Elf on the Shelf tradition. In 2005, Carol Aebersold and her two daughters created the “Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition” kit.

    Each kit included a book that explained the tradition, offered simple ideas for hiding the elf, and featured an easy-to-set-up Scout Elf to help families continue the Elf on the Shelf tradition.

    There was an elf invasion everywhere, and merrymakers went elf-crazy, giving Elf on the Shelf clothes as a disguise, lending them creative Elf on the Shelf names, and coming up with comical Elf on the Shelf ideas.

    The end of November marks the beginning of Scout Elf’s return week. During this time, the elf arrives to carry out its duties and stays until Christmas Eve, when it returns to report its findings to Santa. 

    The trend of having an elf on the shelf became especially popular in 2007 when actress Jennifer Garner was seen carrying an Elf on the Shelf kit. 

    #4

    Elf Left Some Delicious Treats

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf sitting on cookies in a line, making it look as if the elf has left 'chocolate kiss' droppings on each one."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never again eat a Hershey's kiss.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet that if i do the same thing myself my wife wouldn't find that adorable

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's one way to teach your kids to not eat too much chocolate...

    Kambrie Loftiss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to do this for my little sister!

    C Bragg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been suspicious of those cookies!

    Christie Marek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do this in the bathroom. In the potty chair and on the floor, hershey kisses, few drops of Mt. Dew, some melted chocolate, and toilet paper everywhere. My son refused to clean it up..lol

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    #5

    One Of My Mom's "Elf On The Shelf" Photos

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf smiling mischievously in front of a gingerbread house that appears to be on fire in the background."

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like that one little girl they keep using on burning house meme

    Brooke Wagner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww cute gingerbread house... oh wait... it's on fire?? :D

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually surprised that nobody realized that it's a reenactment of the Disaster Girl meme disaster-g...0c8919.jpg disaster-girl-5c154010c8919.jpg

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On review, I see that Louis Milan did point it out upthread.

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    Skip Middleton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Gingerbread boys sure do throw a party....

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    Elves are “Real” in Iceland


    Elves are commonly known as fictional creatures. In Iceland, however, more than half the country believes they’re real (per National Geographic)

    In the vicinity of the country’s capital, there are walking tours that explore the possible homes of the elves. In fact, some Icelandic roads have even been rerouted around boulders believed to be the dwelling places of these mystical beings, known as álfar.

    According to Icelandic lore, elves are small creatures standing at least 36 inches. They have big pointy ears and wear old-fashioned clothing. Contrary to their commercialized look, they don’t wear pointy hats.

    For those curious about the hidden world of elves, an Elf School in Reykjavik offers a three to four-hour course on everything elf-related. Students learn practical and strange experiences about elves and hear hundreds of testimonials about elf sightings.

    #6

    We Couldn’t Find Our Elf On The Shelf Until This Morning

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with elf clothes and a small skeleton placed in fireplace ashes, humorously suggesting the elf met an unfortunate fate."

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really dark and really clever!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when is the funeral? Did he ask to be cremated?

    Last Hurrah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never send an elf to do Santa's work.

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacrificed on the fiery altar sad holiday memories.

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    #7

    My Sister's Elf On A Shelf

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf trapped in a jar submerged in a fish tank, weighted down with a dumbbell, surrounded by fish."

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Elf on the shelf is sleeping with the fishes

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how it's tied to a dumbbell. It's literally a diving bell

    Taylor Rozinski STUDENT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jadwiga Matusiewicz (SW)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is honestly me, making elf on the shelf a comfy spot

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    #8

    Last Known Photo Of The Elf On The Shelf

     "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf tied to a wooden plank, with Beetlejuice and Pee-wee Herman dolls appearing to place it into a wood stove."

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    OOF
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This town's only big enough for 2 dolls"

    Catte Lopez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beetlegeuse and Pee-Wee.... Talk about a nightmare duo!

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    Galaxy Domination 101
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elf looks so happy though. There is a whole story behind this scene.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee Wee broke Beetlejuice out of prison just to do this.

    Elizabeth Wilkins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know where they got the Beetlejuice doll

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peewee how could you...

    Hailey Andrew
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xd thats interesting to see beetle juice

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    Why are Elves Associated with Christmas?


    Historian and professor Ronald Hutton writes in English Heritage that there is no direct link between elves and Christmas. The association grew over time as folk tales from different cultures merged.

    In Nordic and Scandinavian cultures, elves were considered hidden creatures known as guardians of the home, protecting the family, farm, livestock, and crops (via Christmas Central). When mistreated, they unleash their fury and can become mischievous and naughty.

    Then, in 1812, the German brothers Grimm penned the folktale “The Elves and the Shoemaker,” about how elves visited a poor shoemaker nightly to help complete his last-minute orders before Christmas. 

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    The ideas put forth by the Grimms resonated with the rise of Christianity’s Saint Nicholas and Britain’s Father Christmas. As these concepts gradually merged, we eventually saw Santa Claus associated with these helpful little folk by the 20th century.

    His supposed helpers had to be extraordinary beings at his command to ensure all the gifts were ready on time. This is how elves were woven into the narrative, drawing from older mythologies to fit the role.

    Ever since, they’ve assumed the role of Santa’s little helpers. They help Santa prepare all the presents and make sure everyone is nice enough for those Christmas treats.

    #9

    Elf Climbing Wall!

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf climbing a door using colorful gift bows as footholds, with a sign saying 'Elf Wall Climbing!'"

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, that's a 5.9 (difficulty) at least. He's a better climber than I am.

    white widow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know the elf is this good!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will have to endure a lot of ribbon about that!!

    BRYNN ROBINSON
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY Elf On The Shelf is actually I do not know what he is doing something probably like this Screenshot...00ad2e.png Screenshot-2022-11-27-72111-AM-638356400ad2e.png

    Ashley Webson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Elf never does something fun like this

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    #10

    Elf On The Shelf, You Dirty Bugger

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf sitting in a bathtub tray surrounded by several fashion dolls, creating a playful bath scene."

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    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow look at all of that plastic surgery!

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Looks like you girls were on the naughty list"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, they're Bratz, aren't they?

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    GoldenAngels
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2019 is cancelled y'all don't know how to behave xD

    Asmarrah Bedford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think any buggery is going on here.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks really uncomfortable with this.

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    What Other Tasks Do Christmas Elves Do


    In addition to assisting Santa in the workshop and acting as scouts to check on children, Christmas elves are known for making gingerbread houses. Building gingerbread houses is a beloved Christmas tradition with an elfin theme, and these tiny houses are often regarded as elfin homes. 

    Elves are often celebrated for their exceptional craftsmanship, so it’s no surprise that they are frequently envisioned creating delightful treats. Picture them skillfully assembling these edible masterpieces, using gingerbread panels to form the structure. 

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    They might cleverly piece together candy canes for a charming railing, toss in some marshmallows, or even incorporate a donut or pretzel for extra flair. They would decorate with colorful M&Ms, peppermint, and mini marshmallows to enhance their creations, finishing off their whimsical houses with a swirl of icing and a sprinkle of candy.

    Families often gather during Christmas to indulge in this creative and delicious activity, sipping hot cocoa on the side. These elfin structures unite people in a shared festive endeavor and make an amusing ornament on the dining table during the holiday season. 

    #11

    Elf On The Shelf Spouse Wars Are On (Hubby Doesn’t Know It Yet)

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf wrapped in webbing and hanging upside down in a doorway, caught in a spider's web with a 'HELP!' sign nearby."

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the elf tried to take a shortcut and ran into Shelob

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, elf! That spider will just use its fangs to inject a numbing and inside-liquifying dose of venom before he sucks out your insides! Does that help you?

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you trust Gollum...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see what the spouse came up with.

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    #12

    Jigsaw Elf

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf wearing a creepy mask, next to a toilet paper roll and a sign saying 'I want to play a game...'"

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    htbq
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use the elf to wipe.

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have used the "I want to play.." sign

    Kryogen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a tape, mouhahahaha i would like to te see the face of the victim !

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The handyman's secret weapon.

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else read "I want to play a game" in a creepy dark voice?

    LONDYN BROWN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wipe with tape,thats your fate! find the paper and you'll be safe!

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    #13

    Draw Me Like One Of Your French Dolls

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf drawing a spooky sketch of a doll in a notebook, with a crayon in hand, creating an artist scene."

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    #14

    What My Little Cousins Think Of Their "Elf On A Shelf"

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf taped to the wall, surrounded by toy soldiers and a tank in a playful 'captured' military scene."

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, what i think of the elf on a shelf

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't stop til you see the whites of his eyes, boys!"

    OOF
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where did you hide the presents?"

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He even taped his mouth shut

    Edwin Quantrall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "War on Christmas" claims yet another casualty...

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    #15

    Cheeky Little Elf Has Been Jealous Of Frosty The Snowman And Has Decided To Melt Him!

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf holding a hairdryer next to a melted snowman scene, complete with hat, carrot nose, and buttons."

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    David Viesta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What is wrong Frosty? You look a little "Melty""

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, the buttons are Cookie Crisp cereal!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frosty: What did I ever do to him? 😭

    Ashley Webson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That snowman had a great life. For 2 minutes

    Flobow Trust
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frosty remember to come back next Christmas!

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    #16

    Day3 - Savage Attack

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf grating a carrot with a scared face, while other carrots watch in shock from the side."

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder id DJ Khaled's Out here grinding is playing in the background

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First the carrot, then the stick

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to shredding abs.

    RockyDude47
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed more than i should've.

    BRYNN ROBINSON
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are we having for dinner!!!!!

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    #17

    I Pea’d My Elf⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf positioned over spilled peas, arranged to spell 'I pea'd my elf' in a humorous bathroom pun."

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    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the first time I read that, my brain automatically added an 's' to elf

    MPaula Whelan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More peas, please, ... and, maybe, a plate, chopsticks, and butter.

    Waffle boy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always appreciate a good pun...

    Taylor Rozinski STUDENT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Judy C!M!?GIUL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope no1 eats your peasssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #18

    Freddy Came In Like A Wrecking Ball!

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf hanging from a ceiling fan chain, posed like a spy, with a Christmas ornament below as a 'mission' target."

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪ came in like a Christmas ornament ♪

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "IIII WANNA SWIIING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!!!"

    TRINITY PRIVETT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

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    #19

    Help The Elf Is Trapped In A Balloon

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf trapped inside a pink balloon labeled 'Help me!!' hanging by Christmas stockings on a mantel."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who put him in there, Pennywise?

    Kyana Winter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pennywise is never that precise, must be a new evil.

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    SlightlyBurntWaffle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting it in there must have been difficult...

    David Viesta
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face is all like: "You know I'm going to escape. And you know what I'm going to do once I escape"

    Judy C!M!?GIUL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DONT POP ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sakira Amadou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Harry Plopper
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the actualy f**k did the elf get in there?!

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    #20

    Elf Planetarium. Tonight's Free Viewing Uranus

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with elves setting up an 'Elf Planetarium' with a sign for viewing 'Uranus,' humorously looking through a telescope."

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    SEBASTIAN ALDANA
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ooh ooh! i wanna see uranus too!"

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    #21

    Circus Act

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf balancing on a tightrope between a hot air balloon and an airplane model, creating an adventurous scene."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, here's the question: does he have a safety net?

    Gimmick Schnabitz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would be pretty scary to see in person..

    #22

    Worst Cookies Ever

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf holding a dog biscuit by a pet bowl, next to a sign saying 'Worst cookies ever! Do not leave these out for Santa!'"

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    OOF
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look tasty..... is that bad or am I just hungry?

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Scooby snacks are a real thing. They are graham crackers in the shape of bones. Those are quite tasty.

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anybody else notice the vomit?

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they weren't so tasty after all.

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    Sharon Attwood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the dog gets into the elf fun!

    SONIA
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother ate one as a joke and he said they taste like a very dry cookie.

    BACON M&M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have eaten these before. LONG STORY BRO!

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    #23

    My Elf On The Shelf Appears To Have Choked On His Aspirations

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf 'levitating' on the wall facing a Christmas tree topped with Darth Vader and decorated with Star Wars characters."

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    John Louis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find your lack of Christmas cheer...disturbing

    Last Hurrah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the elf doesn't have a tree up his butt!

    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your lack of holiday spirit is disturbing

    Bianca Marschke-Kunz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, where can I get those Christmas ornaments? Want!

    Bianca Marschke-Kunz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - where do I get these Christmas ornaments? Want!

    Reggie Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Your lack of faith I find disturbing”

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's under that billowing cloak?Just a few balls.

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    #24

    Hot Tub Party

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf filming fashion dolls in a bubble bath inside a sink, creating a playful spa scene."

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Right ladies, who wants to jingle my bells?"... too much?

    Christie Marek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, Santa definitely has the right words for this moment "ho ho ho" lol

    Heaven Alvarez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he wants to have sex with Then and he wants to do hardcore

    Mara Pozorski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke out laughing so hard. Really hard.

    Pili Toro
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    6 years ago

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sidekicks are always a little sketchy

    Quyen1403
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Fulbright my god didn't "while right"...

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    #25

    My Elves Are Bob Ross

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with two elves dressed as 'Bob Ross,' painting miniature landscapes with a sign saying 'We're back for some happy little accidents!'"

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    #26

    I'm Watching You

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf next to googly-eyed bananas and oranges, holding a sign saying 'Remember... I'm watching you!'"

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting googly eyes on random things is the most satisfying thing ever

    GB1997
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right, me and my colleague have done it in our office in a primary school. The kids love spotting random objects with eyes lol.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the smirk on the orange at lower left.

    Julie Dunn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googly eyes are one of the best inventions ever they make everything more interesting

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    #27

    Snow Angel. AKA Buttermilk Corn Meal Angels

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf making a snow angel in flour, next to the words 'I miss the North Pole' written in the flour."

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    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course our mighty Elf Overlord requires the best Colombian Nose Candy...

    MPaula Whelan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should he not be facedown to take best advantage?

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fly away, dusty elf. Go sit on someone else's shelf.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the tries to go home I am sure he can make it

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    #28

    K Is Gonna Be Mad When He Wakes Up

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf holding nail polish next to a note saying, 'Take a look at your feet,' and toes painted blue shown below."

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    Sheila Shaffer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL.....must be a VERY sound sleeper!

    D Gibson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once kids are past the baby years they usually sleep like a warm machine.

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That elf is a pretty good nail-painter for having his hands sewn together.

    Zinia Sundahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could sleep throug about 1 minute of that

    Elizabeth Bartlett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope he dons't spank the elf (evil laghf)

    cheerios
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist: it was actually Lord Voldemort who painted them

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    #29

    Naughty Elf On The Shelf Ate The Whole Advent Calendar

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with two elves raiding an advent calendar, with chocolate pieces scattered around and one elf holding a bottle of syrup."

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    FatBaby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Eats all the chocolates* *Blames it on the elf*

    Eric Cox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally did that this weekend late night moment of weakness I ate all the cookies so I stuck the elf under the glass dome and went to bed. Next morning my 5 year old is telling me how the elf ate all the cookies and my wife is giving me the silent stink-eye.

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    David Viesta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he got the "I don't regret it" expression.

    LONDYN BROWN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elf ate all my donuts and my mom had to wipe it off. now she's lipstick less and has a blue stain there too! LOL

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure glad the Elf drank “lite” syrup to wash down tiny pieces of chocolate. It would be terrible if he got too much fat, calories or sugar!! Oh wait! Those one or two tablespoons are HUMAN serving sizes, so I’m sure an Elf just took in a year’s worth of each!! BusLady, if he didn’t have diabetes before, they sure The heck do now!!!

    Quyen1403
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    không thưỡn gệt ảnh ngược...?

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    #30

    Open Lid And Smell

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf inside a glass jar, next to a note saying, 'I farted in here. Open lid and smell,' creating a playful prank."

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should put him and the note with the Christmas cookies to make sure the kids won't eat all of them before Christmas

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren't chocolate chips in the cookies ;)

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else notice she had longer hair and lipstick?... Oh, GOD!!!!!

    Galaxy Domination 101
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's definitely going to be rigged to explode when you open it or something

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra points if you include a cotton ball soaked in peppermint oil

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to see which idiot would be the first one to open it. When we were little it would have been my little brother. Hell, 35-40 years later, I still think it would be my little brother.

    Loraine MacGinness
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many deal with bodily waste functions !!

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago

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    #31

    Let It Go

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf on a toilet tank, next to 'Let it go! Don't hold it back anymore!' written on the toilet in a Frozen theme."

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    Pan39
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re drawing on your toilet and you realize your using a permanent marker. Blame it on the elf! He did it! The real question is who would do this type of thing

    Madoka
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the elf is holding a dry erase marker...

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    Janet Aleman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😅😅😅😅😅

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao...I love it. Weird, yet hilarious.

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    #32

    Looks Like Freddy's Making Copies Of Himself... And His Butt

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf sitting on a printer, producing enlarged and funny copies of its own face on the printed pages."

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    #33

    Prankster Elf

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf perched on a toilet paper holder, while the entire toilet is wrapped in festive holiday gift wrap."

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elf is taking a p*ss at the sh*ttiest gift ever

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elf: It wasn't me, honest!

    SEBASTIAN ALDANA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    merry christmas i got you your own toilet!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a gift that keeps on giving.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best one is a sheet of Saran Wrap across the bowl, with the seat over it

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol what if you REALLY have to go to the bathroom

    Violet purple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how in the world do people do this?

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to cause the person who did this some serious damage after I unwrap the damn toilet so I can go.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the need, the need for peed!

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    #34

    Pre-Christmas Workout

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf lifting a 'barbell' made of marshmallows on a stick, creating a playful weightlifting scene."

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    OOF
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *takes marshmallows off* Nom nom nom

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all, you'll still be carrying them around in your tummy. That's just as much work, right?

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's quiet ... and still.

    Edwin Quantrall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His muscles aren't the only things that have gone soft...

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of SpongeBob

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    #35

    Dec3 A Trap! Will Shelf And Batman Escape The Clutches Of The Evil Underworld?!

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf trapped in a blender surrounded by villain action figures, creating a humorous 'hostage' scene."

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    David Viesta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batman sharing his evasion plan: "I got an idea, and it involves you being torn into pieces, while I leave."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will if the Joker can't figure out those controls. Dammit, Riddler, did you forget to plug this thing in?

    Eric Spence
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tune in next week. Same Bat time, Same Bat channel."

    Edwin Quantrall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welcome! We've been planning this 'Mixer' for weeks, Bats!" *insane laughter*

    Marlin from Finding Nemo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tune in next time, same bat time, same bat channel.

    Sylvia Hunt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Carmen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take out the Batman and leave the elf.

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    #37

    Alfsy’s Version Of “Girl With Balloon” Now Known As “Love Is In The Bin”

    "Elf On The Shelf idea inspired by Banksy's shredded balloon artwork, with the elf in a frame reaching for a red heart balloon as paper shreds below."

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    #38

    Let There Be Peas On Earth And Let It Begin With Me...

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with elf sitting on a globe, resting on a bag of frozen peas, humorously representing 'world peace.'"

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is ... and it just did.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zomg this opened a memory of singing this song in grade school!

    Anna P.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at this point its the most we can hope for :p

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...But...the Earth is flat! Eric DuBay says so!

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    #39

    Free Reindeer Poop

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with elf next to a container labeled 'Free! Reindeer P**p!' filled with cocoa cereal, creating a playful scene."

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    Borgia 137
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we called them rabbit poops, because of Nesquik bunny

    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And because they look exactly like rabbit poop

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    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the elf is thinking "hehe, its really my poop"

    Linda Christian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop holding yourself and go to the bathroom!

    OOF
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ok....

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    #40

    Ridin’ Dirty...

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with elf posed as if skiing on top of a Roomba vacuum, holding strings like ski poles for a playful effect."

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    Sylvia Hunt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the most helpful elf of them all

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a reflection of a giant bug at his feet.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well spotted, didn't see 'till you said.

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    Rob Grier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking Shai-Hulud for a ride.

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    #41

    Oops! Sorry Freddy

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with elf peeking through a door window, holding a note that reads, 'HELP! You locked me out!' for a playful scene."

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    OOF
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DONT OPEN IT! HE WILL KILL YOU!

    Kevin Watson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't come in if you don't invite them.

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    Cakpop_and_Pringles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh, he can freeze to death. Wouldn't bother me.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We told him curfew was 11:00

    #42

    Cupcake Where U At?

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with elf hiding in a bunch of bananas, wrapped in a banana peel sleeve, creating a playful disguise in the kitchen."

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put him and the other nanners in the freezer; we'll make banana bread later

    Sagan Dickson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww

    Zinia Sundahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know they made bags like that

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    #43

    Homework Gives Him Migraines

    "Elf On The Shelf idea showing an elf holding its head in stress, sitting beside pain reliever and stomach medicine bottles, surrounded by a worksheet and pencil."

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    Char Char
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could if sworn they were your-graines.

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    #44

    Gone Fishin’

     "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf in a plastic container 'boat' fishing in the kitchen sink, surrounded by toy fish and a 'Gone Fishin’' sign."

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick! Pull the drain plug and dump the boatm

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My, what a long pole he has...

    Zinia Sundahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ducks like “ LET ME IN YOU LITTLE BITCH I WANT TO KILL U!”

    #45

    We Wiped Our Butts On Your Face Towel

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with two elves sitting on a towel rack, leaving a note saying, 'We wiped our butts on your face towel! Soz!'"

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke's on you, Elves. I wiped my butt on it first.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who is doing laundry for me - all next month

    MPaula Whelan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is for guests only and will be laundered when you leave. Enjoy while you are here.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, when did all these extra elves start popping up?

    released kraken
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are somehow more disturbing than the other ones

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    #46

    Droppin A Deuce

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf sitting on the edge of a toilet, surrounded by chocolate candy pieces to mimic a prank in the toilet bowl."

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have used mints - those Christmas ones with red/green swirls in them.

    Tina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross! Now they have to throw him out!

    Zinia Sundahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised it didn’t fall in

    Weird Spit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they washed the toilet before putting him there!

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they wash him before putting him anywhere else.

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    #47

    Elf Work Is A Dirty Job

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf inside a washing machine drum, appearing to be caught in the laundry with clothes around it."

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    Abigail Bostick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the top ways of getting out of doing laundry

    Peter Albrecht
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND!!!!

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everything looks like jammies!" Rachel from "Friends".

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    #48

    Freddy Has Been A Very Naughty Elf Tonight

     "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf holding a marker beside a sleeping child, with 'Freddy Rocks' written on the child's forehead and a mustache drawn."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddy sure is flexible.

    Kyleigh Griffin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see the kid's eyes are squeezed tight so she's waking up uhoh.

    Amanda Ferraz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW, got myself confused with this kid, she really looks like me

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it is you, and your parents never told you they did this. 😁

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! that is a sound sleeper.

    David Viesta
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Again with the sick expressions: "I wonder who did this horrible thing, such a vile creature".

    Badette Aco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a mean thing to say to a sleeping kid lol

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    #49

    I’m Sure It’s Freshly Squeezed Too

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf sitting on a toilet surrounded by cups of yellow 'lemonade,' humorously selling it for 25 cents with a sign."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elf sure loves to hang out in the bathroom.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry up and buy his lemonade, so the rest of the family can use the toilet. Did he rent that space? Lol

    Zinia Sundahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum elf pee. Oops! I meant lemonade

    MPaula Whelan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try to substitute for a urine specimen.

    Tiffiny
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That toilet looks a bit small to me, maybe a kids size potty chair?

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    #50

    Let It Go

    "Elf On The Shelf idea featuring the elf and a doll resembling Elsa from Frozen making 'snow angels' in flour with the words 'Let it go!' written below."

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    Cyanna Garcia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let it go,let it go..my-self is a dummy ohh~~

    Maggie C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the sequel... do you wanna build a snowman:)

    Cakpop_and_Pringles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um... skirt is off. Should we be worried???

    Quyen1403
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, fueling this are this is name know thinking have...

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    "Elf On The Shelf idea with two elves, one appearing to rescue the other from a sink 'ice pond' marked with 'Danger Thin Ice' and surrounded by fake snow."

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    Susical
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did this not score higher - it's so cool!

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    #52

    Crime Scene

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with one elf holding a can of silly string and another elf covered in pink silly string on the bathroom counter."

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    #53

    “When the Elf Turns the Toilet Into a Cereal Bowl”

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf sitting above a toilet filled with colorful cereal, creating a humorous scene in the bathroom."

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    #54

    Elf Loves to Make Kids Brownies

    "Elf On The Shelf idea featuring an elf dangling over an open oven with toy elves arranged on a baking tray, creating a playful mischief scene."

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    #55

    Dental Treat

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf mischievously replacing Oreo cream filling with toothpaste, creating a prank setup with scattered cookies."

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    #56

    Elf on Holiday

    "Elf On The Shelf idea featuring an elf relaxing in a toy boat wearing sunglasses and swim trunks, surrounded by toy sharks in a bathtub."

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    #57

    Good Tidings and Laundry

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with elves sitting on top of a dryer decorated with googly eyes and a red blanket resembling a tongue, making it look like a face."

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    #58

    Water Patrol

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf hanging above a bathtub filled with 'Croc-infested' water, featuring various Crocs shoes floating on blue water."

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    #59

    “The Milk Has Gone BAD!”

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf in the fridge holding a 'Help me! The milk has gone bad!' sign, with a milk jug decorated to look menacing."

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    #60

    Jaws Attack

     "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf clinging to a toilet seat, which has an image of a shark’s open mouth, creating a humorous 'shark attack' scene."

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    #61

    Hangover Elf

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf lounging in a 'hammock' made of a face mask, holding mini bottles, mimicking a relaxed vacation scene."

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    #62

    AA Meeting

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf attending an 'AA meeting' surrounded by AA batteries, playfully referencing Alcoholics Anonymous."

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    #63

    The Ritual

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf in a 'sacrificial ritual' setup, surrounded by candles and lying within a salt circle, with a small figure standing nearby."

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    #64

    Taped-Up Elf

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with the elf taped to a door with masking tape labeled 'Don't Play With Tape,' 'This Stuff is Sticky,' and 'Help!'"

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    #65

    Elves Sent to “Straighten You Out"

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with four elves seated behind a hair straightener, appearing to make homemade potato chips on a wooden surface."

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    #66

    Melted Snowman

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf holding a sign saying 'Tried to bring you back a snowman... but he melted,' next to a glass with drawn snowman features."

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    #67

    These Elves are Swingers

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with two elves sitting on swings made from toilet paper rolls, hanging from the ceiling in a hallway."

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    #68

    On a Hammock

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with an elf sitting in a hammock made from a roll of toilet paper hanging on a towel bar in the bathroom."

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    #69

    Borrowing a Butt Brush

    "Elf On The Shelf idea with two elves on a bathroom counter; one holding a toothbrush, a note humorously apologizes for borrowing it."

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    #70

    “Wrap” Music

    "Elf On The Shelf idea featuring two elves wrapped in tortillas on a tray with a note saying they love 'wrap' music, creating a humorous scene."

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