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It seems like there’s an irresistible gravitational pull that draws us to scissors. I mean, we all know very well what the quarantine haircut is. If you’re one of the few lucky ones who hasn’t experienced it (just yet), check out our previous post on people doing their hair in the lockdown. Spoilers: it ended badly.

But this time, the dogs are taking the hit. Because people have somehow come to the conclusion that giving funny dog haircuts to their four-legged friends at home is a must-do. “I don’t think he’ll ever trust a human again,” one X (formerly Twitter) user wrote about his mom’s decision to “try grooming the dog.” Don’t tell me you didn’t see this dog grooming fail coming.

Let’s take a look at our selection of some of the funny dog haircut pics down below. If you’re still considering becoming a first-time groomer yourself, think again, and then, think once more.

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Groomer Closed Due To Covid19. Wife Told Me To Trim The Dog. Hold My Beer

Groomer Closed Due To Covid19. Wife Told Me To Trim The Dog. Hold My Beer

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Help Me! My Mom Did My Grooming. I Was In Desperate Need About 4 Weeks Ago. I Look Like A Chinchilla

Help Me! My Mom Did My Grooming. I Was In Desperate Need About 4 Weeks Ago. I Look Like A Chinchilla

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The Most Common Mistakes of At-home Dog Grooming

Not even a global lockdown can stop people from giving bad dog haircuts. That fact alone gets the owner in closer proximity to his four-legged companion, which may not be dangerous per se since there’s no solid evidence it can be transmitted between species.

Bored Panda contacted Hayley Byrne-Ingle, a groomer at The Kennel Club, to find out things you should know before falling down the pit of funny dog grooming mishaps. Hayley urges people to remember that “a lot can go wrong without the correct training” and “clippers or scissors on a moving target is not as easy as most people think!”

The most common mistake people make when grooming at home is “reaching straight for the clippers used for human hair,” Hayley told us. “These clippers usually have one very short blade and used on dogs will take their coat very short!” she explained.

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#4

This Is The Mug Of A Dog Who Is Plotting His Revenge Against Me For Giving Him A Home Haircut

This Is The Mug Of A Dog Who Is Plotting His Revenge Against Me For Giving Him A Home Haircut

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#5

If Looks Could Kill

If Looks Could Kill

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#6

Take It From Mash And Wait Until The Professionals Are Back

Take It From Mash And Wait Until The Professionals Are Back

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Daria B
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before: innocent looking puppy, completely unaware of what's next / After: the look of disappointment so deep there's no point in anything in life anymore

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Another common mistake that often leads to hilariously funny dog haircuts is bathing your dog at home without brushing prior. “A lot of dogs now will be getting long and smelly and it’s very tempting to bathe them,” but this is a big mistake, warns Hayley. “Bathing without brushing can lead to matting of the coat as a small single knot when water is added can form a layer of mats.”

The professional groomer recommends letting the pros do their job. When grooming your dog at home, there’s a great chance of injuries that “can leave your dog with a bad experience.” She suggests investing in a good brush, which will also help you to bond with your furry friend.

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Miss That Fluffy Boy. I Want His Fur Back

Miss That Fluffy Boy. I Want His Fur Back

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The Centers for Disease Control And Prevention reports that “some coronaviruses that infect animals can sometimes be spread to humans and then spread between people, but it’s rare.” The current outbreak likely started from an animal source, but the exact source of the virus is unknown.

The first animal case that tested positive for the virus was a tiger with a respiratory illness at a zoo in New York City. Nevertheless, “Based on the limited information available to date, the risk of animals spreading COVID-19 to people is considered to be low.”

However, for now, let’s return to the funny dog haircuts still on this list. Don’t forget to vote for the dogs you think deserve the most sympathy, and if you’ve documented your dog grooming fails, share them with us in the comments!

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#10

Quarantine Haircuts 2020

Quarantine Haircuts 2020

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Cori
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I groomer I used to work with called that a lyin' cut. Cuz you're lyin' if you say it looks even halfway decent.

Terri Rowland
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is quite acceptable, please give some credit for this amazing lion cut.. 🐕🦁💇‍♀️

Roy Phillips
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jerry Clower told this story about Newgene Ledbetter, and a dog that got a lion cut, too. “My cousin, Newgene, was one of the meanest young'uns this side of the Mississippi! He was one of the biggest liars, too. One day, Uncle Versy sent Newgene out to do his chores. Our neighbor down the road had a big collie dog. Every year he would take a set of sheep shears and shave that collie dog down and leave nothin' but a ring of hair around his neck, and a little tuft of hair around the end of his tail. When Newgene went outside to do his chores, he saw that ole collie dog in our yard and ran back in the house and commenced to whoopin 'and hollerin' “Lion in the yard!! LION!!! He’s gon' get us! LION in the yard!!” Just then Uncle Versy looked out, and saw it was just that ol' collie dog. He turned to Newgene and said “Boy! What I tell you 'bout lyin'?? I done beat you and I done whooped you! You get on up-stars and talk to God for 30 minutes, and if you feel as if God has sufficiently forgiven you after that, I won't whoop you.” 'bout 30 minutes later Newgene come on back down and Uncle Versy asked him “Do you feel as if God has sufficiently forgiven you?” Newgene said “Oh, yeah. As a matter of fact, God told me when he first saw that collie dog, he thought it was a lion, too!!”

Michael Rojcewicz
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that haircut, must be hoping the Sex Pistols come back. Go Punk Rock!!!

okpkpkp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The groomer did something like this to one of our cats years ago. He was wounded in a catfight and a fly laid an egg in the wound. The vet took out about 5 or 6 maggots. After that my wife said no more and took him in to get groomed. I caught one group of walkers on my street pointing and laughing at the poor thing. He looked like a gray lion.

Judy Rofe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, that's like scribbling all over the walls before you paint them. Someone was experimenting with the new doo's before finalisation... I hope.

Karin Gibson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not funny. If he is like my dog he will detest being laughed at.

Kimberley Thomas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

was doggie shaved, only for its own hair to be turned into an extension of a ponytail?

Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The lion is great, see in the next weeks if you can make other animals like sheep, llama, maybe sealion, ...

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#12

Covid19 Haircut. Mistakes Were Made

Covid19 Haircut. Mistakes Were Made

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#13

It Was So Long She Couldn't See, So I Tried My Best But Poor Maggie May Deserved Better

It Was So Long She Couldn't See, So I Tried My Best But Poor Maggie May Deserved Better

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#14

My Dog Got A Haircut. Seems Pissed About It

My Dog Got A Haircut. Seems Pissed About It

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#15

First Time Quarantine Groomer Here! How’d I Do?

First Time Quarantine Groomer Here! How’d I Do?

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#16

Guess Who Won’t Be Asked To Groom The Dog Again

Guess Who Won’t Be Asked To Groom The Dog Again

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#17

Dogs With Haircuts - Riley Edition

Dogs With Haircuts - Riley Edition

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#18

My Wife’s First Attempt To Groom The Dog During Quarantine

My Wife’s First Attempt To Groom The Dog During Quarantine

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#19

Not Happy

Not Happy

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#21

I, Too, Gave My Dog A Deeply Regrettable Quarantine Haircut. I'm So Sorry, Son

I, Too, Gave My Dog A Deeply Regrettable Quarantine Haircut. I'm So Sorry, Son

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#22

Avery Also Thinks Pants Are Optional During Isolation

Avery Also Thinks Pants Are Optional During Isolation

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#23

I’m So Sorry Baby. Dog Grooming Will Be Left To The Professionals Only From Here On Out

I’m So Sorry Baby. Dog Grooming Will Be Left To The Professionals Only From Here On Out

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#27

Mojo Before And After

Mojo Before And After

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Terri Rowland
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does the poor sweetheart have a bandage round his ear..? 👩‍🎤😢🐕🖤

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#28

My Advice: Abort This Mission! My Poor Mimi Looked Crazy For 2 Days Until I Was Able To Fix Him

My Advice: Abort This Mission! My Poor Mimi Looked Crazy For 2 Days Until I Was Able To Fix Him

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#30

This Happened

This Happened

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DforDorothy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why groom this dog in the first place? Doesn't seem to be a long haired one and an internet one minute fame doesn't worth this.😕

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#32

Before And After Mum Tried To "Groom" The Dog. Poor Alfie

Before And After Mum Tried To "Groom" The Dog. Poor Alfie

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#33

Sorry Milo

Sorry Milo

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Dutch VanZandt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That bald patch is a BAD sign... much too close to the skin. Please just wait and go to a professional next time if you insist 'grooming' your dog.

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#34

Uuumm, Maybe I Should Leave His Haircuts Up To The Dog Groomers

Uuumm, Maybe I Should Leave His Haircuts Up To The Dog Groomers

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#35

So I Had To Give My Dog A Trim

So I Had To Give My Dog A Trim

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JessG
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, I've seen worse. Grooming these types of dogs is hard for sure

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#36

My Pawrents Has To Shave Me. Hoping It Grows Back Fast

My Pawrents Has To Shave Me. Hoping It Grows Back Fast

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Beautiful

Beautiful

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#39

Intense Chase

Intense Chase

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#40

I Tried Giving My Sister's Dog A Trim. A Maltese. It's Terrible

I Tried Giving My Sister's Dog A Trim. A Maltese. It's Terrible

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#41

My Mom Gave Her A Haircut

My Mom Gave Her A Haircut

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#42

My Dog Halfway Through His At-Home Haircut

My Dog Halfway Through His At-Home Haircut

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Cori
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not bad so far! Those poodle haircuts are NOT easy. Speaking from experience. I have a little one who had a hot spot flare up necessitating an at home haircut.

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Willy

Willy

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#44

Whoa Mom, That Was Not The Look I Was Hoping For! I’ve 4 Letters For You Momma, F A I L

Whoa Mom, That Was Not The Look I Was Hoping For! I’ve 4 Letters For You Momma, F A I L

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#45

Far Better

Far Better

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#47

Note To Future Self: You Are Not A Dog Groomer, Don’t Use Clippers While Quarantined

Note To Future Self: You Are Not A Dog Groomer, Don’t Use Clippers While Quarantined

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#48

He Has No Fur Now

He Has No Fur Now

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Ronnie

Ronnie

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#51

Quarantine Life Has My Dog Getting Haircuts At Home Too

Quarantine Life Has My Dog Getting Haircuts At Home Too

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#52

Wet Dog With A Quarantine Haircut Living His Best Wet Dog Life. It Is What It Is, Y’all.

Wet Dog With A Quarantine Haircut Living His Best Wet Dog Life. It Is What It Is, Y’all.

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#53

I Spent 3 Days Attempting To Groom Little Squiggy With People Hair Clippers. It Was Traumatic For Everyone Involved. These Embarrassing Little Raccoon Hands Were The Most Difficult Part.

I Spent 3 Days Attempting To Groom Little Squiggy With People Hair Clippers. It Was Traumatic For Everyone Involved. These Embarrassing Little Raccoon Hands Were The Most Difficult Part.

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#54

Must... Resist... His... Puppy Eyes

Must... Resist... His... Puppy Eyes

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