Dating is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's awkward, but you never know how it'll go until you try. Luckily, even if the date goes horribly, you can at least get a great tweet out of it!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of tweets about dating. They're both hilarious and relatable at the same time! Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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Im_Tricia Report

Vanessa
Community Member
4 years ago

aha brillant

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#2

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jwoodham Report

Esmeralda Esmeralda
Community Member
4 years ago

This deserves more up-arrow

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#3

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inikoblue Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

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So, you think "Target Rich Environment" wherever you go, eh?

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#4

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francistogram Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

I probably have 4 clean shirts right now

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#5

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SufficientCharm Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

now, that's some honesty!! :D

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#6

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sgrstk Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah but you can't get catfished at a zoo

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#7

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13adh13 Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

I want someone to look at me, the way I look at the waiter when they are bringing out my food!

The Cappy
Community Member
4 years ago

Cook someone a nice meal and bring it to them. You discover that people only look at the waiter that way for about 15 seconds, then he's out of their thoughts completely. Aim higher.

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OTTERZ4LIFE
Community Member
4 years ago

There are so many of these, but this one is the best!

Hyodo widger
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't know why but I like this one the most LOL

Bunnies are better!!
Community Member
4 years ago

Your brother is SO CUTE!!

Sabine Weyermann
Community Member
4 years ago

What a cutie pie! 😍

Nicolas Chaput
Community Member
4 years ago

I want someone to look at me.....

spirit wolf
Community Member
4 years ago

Preferably in a onesie and furry boots too...

rainstarr
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG his little boots!!!

Amy Carter
Community Member
4 years ago

He is adorable

Farida Serenity
Community Member
3 years ago

What a beautiful kid!!

Markus McCloud
Community Member
4 years ago

Sans, is that you?

Chubby Unicorn
Community Member
4 years ago

I want someone to look at me like the way I look at chocolate.

Yugan Talovich
Community Member
4 years ago

That's funny!

Jose Baeyens
Community Member
4 years ago

Either thinking : "oh that looks good" or "too much sugar and colorants"..... 😃

th3pr0ph3t
Community Member
4 years ago

One day you'll find a woman like that. But she's ugly.

Nick Gisburne
Community Member
4 years ago

The only time he'll do that will be when you remind him that your eyes are higher than his gaze

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#8

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AmberTozer Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

I mean... where's the lie?

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#9

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TheSofiya Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Cheeky remark.

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#10

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michael_hendrix Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

lmao that's great!

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#11

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peachesanscream Report

Holly Blizzard
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahahha!!!!

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#12

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MindyFurano Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

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And I'll bet that every other "ex" you have will be doing the same thing as well.

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#13

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sheastrauss Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Ouch!

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#14

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KeetPotato Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
4 years ago

(0 _ 0)

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#15

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caliluvgirl77 Report

Juan Castellucci
Community Member
4 years ago

And we' re not his parents. Stop bothering people

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#16

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tatty!
Community Member
4 years ago

Well your honestly is admiring!

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#17

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bobvulfov Report

Sophie G
Community Member
4 years ago

mayihavehim

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#18

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KevinFarzad Report

Oliver Nahlik
Community Member
4 years ago

can i have my fence back now?

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#19

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sarcasticsapien Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Have to find out how it ends.

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#20

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tatty!
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah .. what is up with that ??

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#21

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jennyandteets Report

needfx
Community Member
4 years ago

or vice versa

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#22

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rollinintheseat Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

I always thought that having a farting ketchup bottle was no laughing matter.

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#23

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MindyFurano Report

Tiffany McGuire
Community Member
4 years ago

Hilarious

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#24

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behindyourback Report

Esmeralda Esmeralda
Community Member
4 years ago

This one's my favorite!

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#25

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imaliwaller Report

Nela Rothenbach
Community Member
4 years ago

I consider this a fact XD

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#26

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InternetHippo Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

Might not meant to be together as lovers, just as very good friends.

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#27

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Koko Sempai
Community Member
4 years ago

lmao

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#28

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dubstep4dads Report

JELollis
Community Member
4 years ago

Um... Nope...

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#29

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sheikhimaan Report

Deana
Community Member
4 years ago

And this is why I got off of Facebook!

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#30

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T_N_Crumpets Report

Lis Zerafa
Community Member
4 years ago

I actually laughed out loud at this 😊

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#31

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CraziestSex Report

Hyodo widger
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd date her :3, I'd enjoy seeing her making an effort defending her arguments

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#32

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shiraselko Report

Olga Mest
Community Member
4 years ago

This should be waaaay up!

#33

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ch000ch Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Newton's Third Law of Life: Over time, what you invest in a relationship tends to have an equal and opposite effect.

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sarahbellum Report

Sander van der Linden
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha this is So me

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#35

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Jennuflect Report

Heather Keedy Bateman
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha!!! Seriously though...

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#36

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BoobsRadley Report

Laurel Galvin
Community Member
4 years ago

Love the weird ones

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#37

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ElizaBayne Report

Marin Flavius
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4 years ago

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You know that's really fucking hurtful for the other guy, right?

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#38

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Practicalintuit Report

Laurel Galvin
Community Member
4 years ago

me too

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#39

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sbellelauren Report

Aislynn Bierenga
Community Member
4 years ago

Sadly, that would be me XD

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#40

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shelbyfero Report

Alberto Curutchet
Community Member
4 years ago

BOOM.

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#41

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4ngery Report

Marioara Popescu
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4 years ago

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Well, if you finished high-school and still use Bae, I hope you get castrated before you procreate.

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#42

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BisHilarious Report

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danmentos Report

JELollis
Community Member
4 years ago

Tech: Creepy meter just reached 11! Supervisor: But it only goes to 10! All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#44

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kadyrabbit Report

Hannah Bunker
Community Member
4 years ago

'First!' .. the panda told me to....

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#45

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longwall26 Report

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

DENIED!

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#46

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Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

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It's a compliment. I would never date someone whom I can see from the amount of make up she wears that I would not recognise her without it.

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#47

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alex3nglish Report

L 'stranger
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha!

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#48

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dannyricker Report

zheka
Community Member
4 years ago

nice

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#49

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OhWowThatsAwk Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahah yes!

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#50

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theshamingofjay Report

Flora Polvado
Community Member
4 years ago

Makes me miss the old days

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#51

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trevso_electric Report

Iapetos
Community Member
4 years ago

So I've got one boyfriend - ha ha

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#52

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MollySneed Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

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If you're a freak, yes.

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thomas_violence Report

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ElizaBayne Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
4 years ago

there's a day for that?

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#55

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Neeha
Community Member
4 years ago

Were there bruises and fractures involved?

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CornOnTheGoblin Report

PetruF
Community Member
4 years ago

Be a dog :))

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#57

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supaarwoman Report

needfx
Community Member
4 years ago

Language barrier is evident. He is asking if she needs Richard

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#58

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Elizasoul80 Report

Marioara Popescu
Community Member
4 years ago

I'll take sleep if he'll want me.

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primawesome Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh good, I'm not the only one who looks at online dating and decides I'm good with dying alone

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#60

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Holly Blizzard
Community Member
4 years ago

true

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#61

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ch000ch Report

Yugan Talovich
Community Member
4 years ago

I would be honored if a lady took me along on a dentist appointment! Just so I didn't have to let the dentist do me, too.

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priya_ebooks Report

zheka
Community Member
4 years ago

clever

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#63

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commonwhitegrl Report

Holly Blizzard
Community Member
4 years ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#64

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tylerschmall Report

Marioara Popescu
Community Member
4 years ago

Disturbing. I like it.

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david8hughes Report

Alexandra Rikerson
Community Member
3 years ago

20? Overestimating yourself a little too much?

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lovehandle_ Report

Hello Al
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL

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MartaEffing Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Newton's First Law of Life: If what you are doing continues to hurt, then stop doing it, and you'll feel better about life.

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

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You may now deliver the punchline....

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CrapTaxidermy Report

BoredBunny
Community Member
4 years ago

What the heck is that supposed to be, anyway?

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