Dating is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's awkward, but you never know how it'll go until you try. Luckily, even if the date goes horribly, you can at least get a great tweet out of it!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of tweets about dating. They're both hilarious and relatable at the same time! Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

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Im_Tricia Report

Vanessa
Community Member
4 years ago

aha brillant

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#2

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jwoodham Report

Esmeralda Esmeralda
Community Member
4 years ago

This deserves more up-arrow

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#3

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inikoblue Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

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So, you think "Target Rich Environment" wherever you go, eh?

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#4

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francistogram Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

I probably have 4 clean shirts right now

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#5

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SufficientCharm Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

now, that's some honesty!! :D

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#6

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sgrstk Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah but you can't get catfished at a zoo

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#7

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13adh13 Report

Hyodo widger
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't know why but I like this one the most LOL

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#8

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AmberTozer Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

I mean... where's the lie?

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#9

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TheSofiya Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Cheeky remark.

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#10

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michael_hendrix Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

lmao that's great!

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#11

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peachesanscream Report

Holly Blizzard
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahahha!!!!

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#12

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MindyFurano Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

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And I'll bet that every other "ex" you have will be doing the same thing as well.

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#13

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sheastrauss Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Ouch!

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#14

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KeetPotato Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
4 years ago

(0 _ 0)

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#15

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caliluvgirl77 Report

Juan Castellucci
Community Member
4 years ago

And we' re not his parents. Stop bothering people

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#16

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soulthot Report

tatty!
Community Member
4 years ago

Well your honestly is admiring!

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#17

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bobvulfov Report

Sophie G
Community Member
4 years ago

mayihavehim

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#18

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KevinFarzad Report

Oliver Nahlik
Community Member
4 years ago

can i have my fence back now?

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#19

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sarcasticsapien Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Have to find out how it ends.

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#20

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theaaronone Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

She wants someone like you. but not you.

Signe Manat Hansen
Community Member
3 years ago

Kind of like me complaining I'm hungry when there's a perfectly good hotdog lying on the sidewalk outside.

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

U see, she was laughing AT you, not WITH you!

tatty!
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah .. what is up with that ??

Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
4 years ago

This smells of friendzoning :D "I wish I had a bf who is so nice, caring, observant, knows me like you do." And the friendzoned guy screams inside "Open your god damn eyes and look at me!" :x

Claire-Michelle Taverner-Pearson
Community Member
4 years ago

There's no such thing as the friend zone. It's just a bullshit thing guys say when female friends don't make them feel validated sexually.

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#21

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jennyandteets Report

needfx
Community Member
4 years ago

or vice versa

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#22

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rollinintheseat Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

I always thought that having a farting ketchup bottle was no laughing matter.

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#23

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MindyFurano Report

Tiffany McGuire
Community Member
4 years ago

Hilarious

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#24

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behindyourback Report

Esmeralda Esmeralda
Community Member
4 years ago

This one's my favorite!

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#25

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imaliwaller Report

Nela Rothenbach
Community Member
4 years ago

I consider this a fact XD

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#26

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InternetHippo Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

Might not meant to be together as lovers, just as very good friends.

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#27

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tesladrianne Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
4 years ago

lmao

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#28

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dubstep4dads Report

JELollis
Community Member
4 years ago

Um... Nope...

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#29

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sheikhimaan Report

Deana
Community Member
4 years ago

And this is why I got off of Facebook!

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#30

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T_N_Crumpets Report

Lis Zerafa
Community Member
4 years ago

I actually laughed out loud at this 😊

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#31

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CraziestSex Report

Hyodo widger
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd date her :3, I'd enjoy seeing her making an effort defending her arguments

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#32

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shiraselko Report

Olga Mest
Community Member
4 years ago

This should be waaaay up!

#33

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ch000ch Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Newton's Third Law of Life: Over time, what you invest in a relationship tends to have an equal and opposite effect.

#34

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sarahbellum Report

Sander van der Linden
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha this is So me

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#35

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Jennuflect Report

Heather Keedy Bateman
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha!!! Seriously though...

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#36

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BoobsRadley Report

Laurel Galvin
Community Member
4 years ago

Love the weird ones

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#37

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ElizaBayne Report

Marin Flavius
Community Member
4 years ago

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You know that's really fucking hurtful for the other guy, right?

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#38

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Practicalintuit Report

Laurel Galvin
Community Member
4 years ago

me too

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#39

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sbellelauren Report

Aislynn Bierenga
Community Member
4 years ago

Sadly, that would be me XD

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#40

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shelbyfero Report

Alberto Curutchet
Community Member
4 years ago

BOOM.

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#41

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4ngery Report

Marioara Popescu
Community Member
4 years ago

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Well, if you finished high-school and still use Bae, I hope you get castrated before you procreate.

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#42

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BisHilarious Report

#43

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danmentos Report

JELollis
Community Member
4 years ago

Tech: Creepy meter just reached 11! Supervisor: But it only goes to 10! All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#44

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kadyrabbit Report

Hannah Bunker
Community Member
4 years ago

'First!' .. the panda told me to....

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#45

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longwall26 Report

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

DENIED!

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#46

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OnlineAlison Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

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It's a compliment. I would never date someone whom I can see from the amount of make up she wears that I would not recognise her without it.

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#47

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alex3nglish Report

L 'stranger
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha!

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#48

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dannyricker Report

zheka
Community Member
4 years ago

nice

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#49

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OhWowThatsAwk Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahah yes!

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#50

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theshamingofjay Report

Flora Polvado
Community Member
4 years ago

Makes me miss the old days

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#51

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trevso_electric Report

Iapetos
Community Member
4 years ago

So I've got one boyfriend - ha ha

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#52

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MollySneed Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

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If you're a freak, yes.

#53

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thomas_violence Report

#54

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ElizaBayne Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
4 years ago

there's a day for that?

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#55

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underchilde Report

Neeha
Community Member
4 years ago

Were there bruises and fractures involved?

#56

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CornOnTheGoblin Report

PetruF
Community Member
4 years ago

Be a dog :))

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#57

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supaarwoman Report

needfx
Community Member
4 years ago

Language barrier is evident. He is asking if she needs Richard

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#58

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Elizasoul80 Report

Marioara Popescu
Community Member
4 years ago

I'll take sleep if he'll want me.

#59

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primawesome Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh good, I'm not the only one who looks at online dating and decides I'm good with dying alone

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#60

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mzeld Report

Holly Blizzard
Community Member
4 years ago

true

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#61

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ch000ch Report

Yugan Talovich
Community Member
4 years ago

I would be honored if a lady took me along on a dentist appointment! Just so I didn't have to let the dentist do me, too.

#62

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priya_ebooks Report

zheka
Community Member
4 years ago

clever

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#63

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commonwhitegrl Report

Holly Blizzard
Community Member
4 years ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#64

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tylerschmall Report

Marioara Popescu
Community Member
4 years ago

Disturbing. I like it.

#65

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david8hughes Report

Alexandra Rikerson
Community Member
3 years ago

20? Overestimating yourself a little too much?

#66

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lovehandle_ Report

Hello Al
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL

#67

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MartaEffing Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Newton's First Law of Life: If what you are doing continues to hurt, then stop doing it, and you'll feel better about life.

#68

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morgan_murphy Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

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You may now deliver the punchline....

#69

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CrapTaxidermy Report

BoredBunny
Community Member
4 years ago

What the heck is that supposed to be, anyway?

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#70

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blythelikehappy Report

Aditya Bhosale
Community Member
4 years ago

And going to dream of for next whole year.

#71

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itskatcombs Report

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Then try something new, and original, like "Wanna Go To Bed?"

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