No matter how successful, cool or elegant we are, we all have our days or brief moments when our common sense and dignity bid their farewell to us. Blame it on your brain having a fart, on Mercury in retrograde, on waking up on the wrong foot, it doesn’t change anything.
Sometimes we are all clueless, hilariously naive, and shamelessly embarrassing. So if you just did or said something stupid, we want to give you a big pat on the shoulder and tell you that you are not alone.
Below we wrapped up the list of images featuring people lost in the cloud of their brain farts, so scroll down. Also, be sure to check out more clueless people caught in action in Bored Panda’s previous features here and here.
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When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For
That's 668 People Who Lack Critical Thinking
Scientific Name = Poison
While we can’t tell the reason that made these people act they way they did as seen in the images shared in this post, we can all agree on the obvious: it’s that humans are sometimes bold and unreasonable.
Luckily, the internet is a perfect place to celebrate these funny occasions. Just like the miscellaneous corner of Reddit known as the “What Could Go Wrong” community, which has been demonstrating examples of “what not to do” since 2013.
She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer
Who Doesn't Love Irony?
Don't forget Satanists. They blatantly use Alice Cooper to get their message out.
Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met
I'll be happy to pretend to be a fiancé/husband working abroad and do a video call giving my consent to anyone having this problem.
Previously, we spoke with the creator of what is now a Reddit powerhouse that boasts 7.2 million members. The creator who goes by the nickname Peanutbuttered told us a while back that in a perfect world, r/whatcouldgowrong wouldn’t exist because people would know what is smart to attempt and what isn’t. “But since that’s not the case, at least, we hope the subreddit can help to prevent an injury or save a life."
“My hope is that people who are thinking of attempting a stupid stunt will rethink their decision or maybe recall a post they saw on /r/whatcouldgowrong. Then they’ll think, 'maybe I should not do this,'” the redditor said.
The Husband Will Have To Explain A Lot
Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You
I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?
But bold actions we all sometimes do without thinking twice about them may have to do with our lack of sense of actions and consequences. This may be deliberate or not, since some people struggle to control their impulsivity.
Another reason may be the fact that we live in the age of instant gratification. From social media to online shopping, the ability to get what we want with the click of a button has eliminated the need for long-term planning and consideration of the potential consequences of our actions.
Our culture has become one of immediacy, where people are more concerned with the short-term gratification of their desires than with the long-term consequences.
Lemme Ask You This
America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did
Parenting Can Be Tough At Times
Do You Consider This A Human Being?
This lack of foresight has led to a number of problems, both for individuals and society as a whole. For individuals, it has resulted in a lack of financial planning, leading to debt and overspending. It has also led to a lack of responsibility when it comes to personal health and safety, resulting in an increase in reckless behavior and risky activities.
There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line
I was working on a commercial (makeup artist) and we were filming outside all day. I was walking around putting sunscreen on all of the actors and one flat out refused it and said that he never uses it and never burns. Guy ended up frying and blistering and getting heatstroke. Hopefully he learned from that.
Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This
He Isn't Very Good At Hints
I have literally had a girl come sit on my lap, and when walking away giving my hand a gentle pull.... yep, still didn't get it. yay for awkward teenage years.
At Least He’s Cleaning It
On a larger scale, this lack of consideration for the consequences of our actions has led to environmental degradation and climate change. We have failed to take the long-term view and instead have focused on short-term gains, leading to a situation where we are now facing the consequences of our actions.
My Body, My Choice
My Dad Flamin People On Facebook
This is why people need school. Otherwise moody fools like this who get all of their knowledge from Hollywood will bloom, and more posts like this that try to sound cool will appear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some food. (Ok I’ll stop now)
Posts like this are used to find people to scam and/or hack. Don't share them, don't like them and don't comment on them.
This ! I've seen too many of my otherwise smart Facebook friends fall for this kind of openly provocative b******t.
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In the zoo? And did you wear a boot on your foot? And was it full of soot?
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Look, book, cook, good, too,moon, mood, boom, doom, food, goofy, fool, hoop, loop, noon, oops, ooze,roof, soon, cartoon, bloom, aloof, boost, booze, broom, moose, proof, scoop, shoot, stoop, bamboo, google, school and that’s not all but still bro
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sounds to me like someone is quite good at generating engagement here, I mean look at those numbers...
Give me a sec, I'll have to google that. (About 25.270.000.000 results (0,45 seconds) )
The respond might seem clever, but the idea of the person that posted the question was to get a lot of people to react and in that way motivate the social media algorithm (or something more sinister). Johnnie and 551K others unknowingly helped this person out and got nothing for their trouble, the person that asked the question is the clever one.
I think people make posts like this as a way to bait people into commenting. I really hope no one is actually this stupid.
Ok, this is just click bait to get people commenting on stuff on Facebook. Not sure if someone is tracking it or if people honestly think they are clever when they disprove it
I find it kind of hilarious how many people respond to these troll posts.
These are engagement bait posts. They're designed to make you want to reply to prove how clever you are in order to get thousands of comments. Usually these pages are sponsored or sell a product. More engagement means more $$. Look how many comments and shares this ridiculous post got. Any English speaker with a first grade education can rattle off words with "oo". Nobody is proving anything to the poster. You're just driving up their engagement. When I see my friends commenting on or sharing these types of posts, or the posts that are generally fishing for personal information, I block the page that's posting them.
I’ve never understood the point of those type of posts. They just have thousands of responses that prove them wrong?
It's not the OP that is the gullible one here. This sort of c**p is posted on FB to generate comments and shares by self righteous people "correcting" the error / showing how superior they are. Looking at the number of likes and shares it apparently worked. As do many of the ones I see in my FB feed from time to time. Ignore them and let them quietly fade away.
Do you still eat your food raw? Lots of people cook theirs. Look for how in a recipe book.
Don't let me bring my brood of children over to visit you, they might be in a bad mood.
Wouldn't "double oo" mean "oooo"? First I thought that might be the joke … until I came to the "except Good" part.
Flood, blood ,tooth, foot, mood, cool, goose, and so on and on.. Some dictionary would be useful...
Look, book, fools, tool, cook, hook, nook, cool, rook, took, forsook, pool, mistook, too.
Might even live in a house built with Wood, do you have an air conditioner you can stay tools, you got a building things then you probably have some Tools
Look, they are some goofy fool who has never read a book, nor had to cook. Probably thinks the moon is made of cheese, and when the mood hits them, they feel aloof at having a better understanding of cartoons that run at noon. Soon you will read this and just go oof and wish me doom.
I see these kinds of questions as so simple that they border of power-plays. “I can get people to respond to anything - no matter how obvious."
Stood, mood, rood, toot, moot, stoop, poop, loop, troop, whoops, hoop, (fingers gettin' tired).
Hoot, look, cook, nook, hook, kook, rook, took. flunked vocabulary, did you?
this is so cool that the pool is bloo and soo clean while mooney is sooing someone for pooing in the cool pool
And everyone who thought the post (including the person who commented) was real is a total dumb@ss
HOOPY FROOD, great oo words. ps hoopy frood refers to a man who knows where his towel is.
This is the side of Bored Panda I have missed and needed to see to regain some of my faith in humanity. Fellow English/grammar/spelling nerds (the word nerds said affectionately, I promise!) unite! You are my people and I have needed this nerdiness quite a lot the past few months (rent payment stress: my apartment switched to a super illogical system of rent payment and I have had to deal with 3 months of nonsense figuring it out) so I appreciate finding my preferred kind of people to talk to on the internet again! Thank you everyone in the comments of this post!!
Try reading a book sometime, hooligan. You need to get back to coordination in the classroom at school. Ok, I’m gonna get some food. Toodles!
I decided to shoot the moon and do a cool thing to look for proof for this cartoon. But oops, it was too soon after noon and eating my hoop cheese while sitting on my roof and overlooking the moose, goose, and baboon that were eating the bamboo which had been on my stoop along with the broom I use after enjoying the booze I store in my boots, when suddenly I heard a great boom, foretelling of doom and dampened my mood, causing fear to ooze from my goofy, aloof, foolish tool of a brain; but I have a scoop to keep you in the loop, that a fool who could easily Google or school to boost his poor brain.
school, too, boot, cool, moon, mood, boom, doom, food, goofy, fool, hoop, loop, noon, oops, ooze, roof, soon, cartoon, bloom, aloof, boost, booze, broom, hoop, moose, proof, scoop, shoot, stoop, bamboo, Google, goose. And mesiolinguoocclusal!
Here is a LOT of words with oo in them that I definitely didn’t copy paste from a website: Zoo Wood Book Food Look Hook Cook Took Good Foot Door Floor Too Roof Moon Grandparenthood Dessertspoonful Cooperativeness Bloodguiltiness Zoogeographical Paleozoological Outdoorsmanship Schoolmasterish Troubleshooter Incoordination Noncooperation Schoolmistress Noncooperative Epizootiologic Electroosmotic Schoolchildren Surefootedness Tablespoonsful Paleozoologist Photooxidative Photooxidation Waterproofness Misunderstood Schoolteacher Uncooperative Microorganism Tablespoonful Contrabassoon Cryptozoology Zoosporangium Cycloolefinic Bamboozlement Bloodlessness Epizootiology Foolhardiness Noncooperator Nincompoopery Zooplanktonic Zooxanthellae Zoogeographer Zoogeographic Toothsomeness Schoolmarmish Coordination Troubleshoot Neighborhood Schoolmaster Bloodthirsty Weatherproof Sharpshooter Gobbledygook Unlikelihood Shatterproof Oophorectomy Whippoorwill Spermatozoon Protozoology Burglarproof
school food book nook snook cook look spook spool spoon pool cool floor door stool soot boot loot poop fool
look, hollywood, wood, mood, moody, hook, food, bloom, fool, cool, boom
look, cook, hook, took (time out of my life so respond to this) foolishness
The post says double "oo" not double "o". I don't know any double "oo" words.
German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage
The concert continued after a 30-second interruption.
Yeah, Sure
What’s The Problem?
If you are 25+ with no kids... bet you get to sleep and stuff. Sit down for dinner without having to stand up til you're finished. Go on nights out without thinking about childcare. I feel sorry on you. /S :)
I Bet Her Father Knew
Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive
Natural selection couldn't take these morons soon enough... Smh...
I Never Thought Of That
It’s The Principle Though
Exhibit A
I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This
Math Is A Myth
A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24
King James Bible - Mark 16:13-15. 'And THEY went and told it unto the residue: neither believed THEY THEM. Afterward HE appeared unto the eleven as THEY sat at meat, and upbraided THEM with THEIR unbelief and hardness of heart, because THEY believed not THEM which had seen HIM after HE was risen. And HE said unto THEM, go ye out into the world...'!
Does This Count As A Facepalm?
Clueless Karen
I do want to specify that the employee knew English. He was trying his best to get his message across. It’s just that he spoke in broken English, which the woman couldn’t understand. But everyone else in the vicinity, including myself, could.
Conversely, i know of a lady who, on whirlwind tour of Europe and stressed by language difficulties, one day finding herself in a large seemingly-public building called out 'DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?'. After a stunned silence, a well-modulated voice replied 'madam, this IS the Bank of England'.
Indian Billionaires
This Guy
How Is This Even Possible
Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency
So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath
Just went back out and he was still there I shouted mate you alright? No reply, so I walked over to check on him and it was a trampoline net hanging over the wall.
The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese
"We did a full inspection...." like they are the CSI team swooping in, rather than two dumb***ses who can't even wait to post before figuring out what happened.
"It's The West"
You would think r/NewsWithJingjing is a troll subreddit, but you would be wrong. It's a cesspool blending different types of nazi supporters, where -for some weird combination of factors- russian and chinese nationalists regularly come to agree on the stupidest, most idiotic talking points from regime propaganda.
This Is What Worry Looks Like
Sorry but you seem more like a jackhammer yourself if you're worried about that and not how smoking will affect your baby. *Corrected*
Please Write In English
I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today
One, she can apparently see microscopic bugs. Two, the education system has failed that replier.
Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"
When will Americans realise that their spelling don't work in other countries lmfao
Complimentary Biscuits 0/10
Digestives are a type of biscuit in the UK for those wondering. They do, tbf, look very similar to these coasters. They're a plain wheat biscuit that you dunk in your tea, you can get chocolate covered ones too!
Talk About Missing The Point
Cancel Culture
They Painted The Shadow
We Are Doomed
I wonder where they think the original York/Hampshire/Jersey is if they are aware that there is a “New” York/Hampshire/Jersey??
Does She Not Know How WiFi Works
This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”
Couples Tee
The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend
Surprise Surprise
That's An Appropriate Answer
Another Victim Of Simple Mathematics
Bros Bangin
It’s Almost Sad. Almost
I have a non-fungible token (NFT) of Brooklyn Bridge to sell them.
Covid Is Aids
Round Of Applause Everyone
The Straights Are Clueless
Damm straight the straights are clueless.... ok jeez I'll leave
Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?
I just googled it out of curiousity: Literally means go get f*cked in the *ss or something similar XP
Orthodontist Challenges You To A Battle
My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius
Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"
Virtue Signaling
I will probably get downvoted, but I, as a mixed-race Asian, think the world has blown this whole cultural appropriation thing WAY out of proportion. There is nothing wrong with learning about, and experiencing, different cultures.
Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"
When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder
My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own
Only One Way To Identify The Snake
A Roving Eye Has No Morals
It seems a reasonable mistake to make - and a nosy / unreasonable thing to comment on...
"Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"
Now we know why Americans can't use the metric system. Actually, we've always known why.
This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology
Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora
Imagine Being This Stupid
And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support
I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas
Where can I get one for next year's Christmas sweater competition in our office?
Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out
Hey I have that laptop! I think they’ll be fine Lenovos are indestructible
As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico
Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl
God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist
Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days
My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out
Thank You For Your Profound Observation
English Is A Universal Language
Who Says No To A Pizza?
Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”
Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis
I Think She Was Confused
Actually they’re both wrong, “paracetamol” and “acetaminophen” are both generic names of the same drug, neither is a brand name.Double facepalm!
My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain
Purified Blood
I know someone who took a "homeopathic covid vaccine" and when I asked many times what it was, she admitted it was her own urine.
A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her
The more I look the more I'm amazed/ stunned! What does she think is the land that isn't labelled as a state is? No man's land? I have so many questions I'd love to ask!
Fascinating Calculation
He Realized It Too Late
🎶My boss, deleted her email too quickly, and now these days, no one knows just what they should do…🎶
He Was Taking A Bath
Pan Flip
I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar
Thank you for doing this experiment, but we need more info on the results.
My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This
Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris
Meanwhile In Ireland
Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not
Here's an excellent example of a strawman fallacy - that argument is not the argument OP is making, it is a made-up argument the second person created and believes they can win to discredit OP. This also is meant to keep OP on the defensive in the exchange to further make them appear weak. Common troll/Alt-blight tactic.
Oh Musk
My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was
My question is, is that actually a pen, or do you somehow smoke weed out of it? 🤔
Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This
Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away
Especially when it's a citronella candle produced by OFF!, the bugspray/bug repellent people?
Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)
Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night
Well, That’s Not How It Works
I can see that being a mistake someone could make. Sure they have a key on the site though. Your friend isn't guilty of being stupid, just ignorant :)
A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment
What Could Go Wrong Driving Through A Tunnel
Once when walking home from the grocery store we saw a guy with two bikes upright like this about to drive into a very low-ceiling garage and tried to warn him...he flipped us off and then quickly realized the error of his ways. They looked expensive too.
New Year's Revolution
Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine
He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit
Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere
15 Push-Ups?
Sally Manilla
Sally Manilla? Doesn't ring a bell. I know a fisherwoman named Salmon Ella though XP
Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?
My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement
You're not dumb for not having eyes in the back of your head. That's something we leave to the hill people.
What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond
Claire Buoyant
Need I Explain More?
Needlepoint pliers, bend open one by one? Of course many people won't have any such pliers available...
Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen
For anyone missing what's going on here. They measure the size diagonally.
My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care
Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation
Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash
Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious
I don't get how this is even possible. It certainly isn't in the UK.
Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan
What the actual hell??? I'm not African but I have curly hair! It's not exclusive you know
The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot
Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning
I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race
Just want to check I got this right. Starting at 0 - Bought for 800 = -800, sold for 1000, so now on +200. Then again for 1100, so -900 now, and then sold for 1300, so +400 right?
I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left
One of my more memorable customer interactions was with a uni student who was trying to photocopy transparencies and couldn't, no matter how I tried, understand why the *white copier paper* wasn't turning clear when she copied.
Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight
This is something we've actually done in my industry. Basically, if you know the weight of one item, then weigh the whole package of items, you can determine the number of items. Some scales will do the calculation and read out in items. In this case, provided the scale is calibrated to the density of the fluid and tared with the weight of an empty can, you can absolutely tell how many fluid ounces are there based on weight. That said, I doubt the scale is calibrated for Sprite, and looking at the final measurement, it's reasonable to assume it wasn't tared correctly.
Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl
My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them
There's a lot of hate on here for American bashing posts. And I agree it gets a bit mmuch. Then I read the posts like this and I realise tens of millions of them deserve it. But to the other hundreds of millions, we love you and..... How do you survive?
Aren't you lovely! Thank you for acknowledging that we aren't all too bad. Can I blow you a kiss? Mwah!
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For schools being mandatory in America, there sure are a lot of dummies
Nessbit: They have to go to school but they can't be made to learn.
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Every country has it's share of morons and usually they get the most attention.
Ylime: It's downright embarrassing to think I am in the same species.
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Don't forget us bookkeepers, a word that had three double letters in it, including two "oos"
“Do not be misled: “Bad company corrupts good character.”” ~ 1 Corinthians 15:33
There's a lot of hate on here for American bashing posts. And I agree it gets a bit mmuch. Then I read the posts like this and I realise tens of millions of them deserve it. But to the other hundreds of millions, we love you and..... How do you survive?
Aren't you lovely! Thank you for acknowledging that we aren't all too bad. Can I blow you a kiss? Mwah!
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Nessbit: They have to go to school but they can't be made to learn.
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Ylime: It's downright embarrassing to think I am in the same species.
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“Do not be misled: “Bad company corrupts good character.”” ~ 1 Corinthians 15:33
