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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.

On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.

To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.

#1

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes

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Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

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Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.

Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.

#5

All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

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A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.

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We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.

It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.

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#9

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another example of how having money doesn't mean you've earned it or have any intelligence.

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#10

Every Job Should Be Appreciated

Every Job Should Be Appreciated

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#12

What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

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In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.

Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.

#13

Judging A Book By Its Cover

Judging A Book By Its Cover

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#14

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

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#15

So Penguins Are Mammals Now

So Penguins Are Mammals Now

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with teachers for 25 years. Many of them are not as smart as you think.

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While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.

To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.

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#16

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my wife was giving birth, someone in another room was also giving birth but had refused all pain relief. The screams......

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#17

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.

I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.

Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.

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Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.

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That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.

#19

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.

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#20

Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

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#21

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.

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With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.

#22

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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#23

My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

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#24

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.

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#25

I Have No Words

I Have No Words

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrong! It's 40 years. 2003-2013=10, 2013-2023=10, 2003-2023=20. 40 in sum.

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#26

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I replaced all the ingredients with water because they have too many calories and now my cake tastes just like my soups.

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#27

Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

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#28

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um..someone please sit her down and explain the birds and the bees to her. Well, unless she's caring for a sibling due to death of their parents.

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#29

"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

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#30

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).

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#31

Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

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#32

The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

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#33

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some one agreed to have sex with this guy at least twice.

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Marianne
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humankind would have died out a long time ago if breastfeeding made girls lesbian.

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Bewitched One
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should be more worried about the fact that his SON didn’t “attack her boobs” must mean he’s gay!!!! Omg 😱/s

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't deprive your daughter from breastfeeding because you think she'll turn out to be a lesbian. Breastfeeding infants IS NOT SEXUAL. IT'S HOW THEY SURVIVE!!!!

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Jan Bowyer
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We wish. You need more education to drive a car than you do to be a parent. Einstein award nominee, no doubt

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope she leaves him and gets full custody. Just have him tell his "theory" to the judge and he'll never see them again.

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Andrew
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this guy is gay because he willingly breathes the air, which has particles from guys d***s. So basically he chooses to inhale male meat particles which is gay 🗣️🔥

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flower petals
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Attacks” the b**bs? Somebody’s taken a sip of toxic male delusional juice, flavored with natural paranoia.. 😆

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My advice to this guy would be… “slam your head into the wall until you’ve knocked some sense into yourself.”

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Jan Bowyer
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does this gomer think people fed their babies before bottles and formula? God help us

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Jinx (she/her)
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cool, just sexualize your own infant daughter and wife, that cant possibly end well ( i want to throw up just typing that )

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country we need a license for a TV, dog and documents for a cat and this tool is having kids.

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Becca not Becky
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all women before the invention of formula and pumping were lesbians?

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Gwyn
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, thousands of years of breastfeeding before any decent technology meant that all the girls turned out to be lesbians so the human race died out!

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Dondudat
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that nothing could surprise me,but still....🤔

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Irrational Gardener
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my dear God in heaven, where is this guy? Someone go get him right now and shake him soundly. Call 911 (999) and schedule an intervention!

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does the link below the image bring me to a poorly formatted version of Reddit and why is it called Old.Reddit?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh yes... and when ur bottle fed u aren't lesbian or gay- ur actually bottlesexual where ur attracted to bottles

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good Grief. . .! With a parent like this . . . is there any hope for either child?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"is this an act of lesbianism'?? i would be much more worried that the father is having lesbian 'fantasies' about his infant daughter and his wife......or maybe the fact that he is breeding and raising children bothers me more.....not sure

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am pretty sure it’s called hungry when she goes for her moms’ boob. It is pretty much what they are designed for. Also, it comforts the baby, to be skin to skin with mama. .were you worried about your boy being gay, when you held him with no shirt on? And his little chest was next to yours? No? Well, then stop worrying about your wife breast feeding your daughter. It is how God and nature designed it to be… a food source.

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Wim Cossement
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Newsflash buddy: if your wife ever sucked your d1ck she's gay because gay people suck d1ck...

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Rita De Swaef
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noooo, he didn’t actually write all that nonsense. Those poor children and his poor spouse, imagine being brought up by an ignorant creature like that… 🙄

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Regina Holt
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you hate the idea of someone's **** being forced in your baby girl's face, do not talk. What you say is $hit

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Ge Po
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sooooo, every woman who was born ever, for up til about a hundred years or so, was lesbian because of being breastfed???????????

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PLOT TWIST: daughter grows up, marries high school sweetheart (varsity star QB), gives them 3 lovely grandchildren, lives happily ever after. son comes out at 14, marries college sweetheart (varsity star QB), gives them 8 lovely grandchildren through adoption and surrogacy, lives happily ever after. :-)

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He has an issue with lesbians, not with gay men, but lesbians.

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Doofnuts
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah because you know cave women used bottles with their girls.

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Anonymous
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HTF does this dude think humans survived thousands of years before bottles got invented?

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badmotorfinger
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your baby girl is breast fed there is a 100% chance she will be a lesbian. You cannot stop it. Resistance is futile!

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The Doom Song
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone should tell this guy that breasts are literally for feeding babies.

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RiceRiceBaby 929
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think of all the money saved not buying formula. This guy is a f*cking idiot.

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mSpencer
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poor little girl is destined to have no social life as a teen 🤣

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Jon Stuart
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you just eat potatoes while pregnant they the chances are your going to die like your baby. How uneducated are you??? Not saying stupid, just uneducated.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My head still hurts from all the Facepalming that I did at #8 on this list... Cannot Facepalm again!!! 😭😭😭

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AgingBull
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess human history prior to the invention of formula and breast pumps maybe might be some evidence to the contrary, so like most of human history.

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Julie S
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I've just found out I'm a lesbian no wonder none of my relationships with men have worked out!

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ConstantlyJon
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

keep arguing, maybe she'll get some sense eventually and leave your a*s.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTH IS WRONG WITH THESE COMMENTORS?! ONLY A TRASH PARENT WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THE THINGS THAT WILL EFFECT THEIR CHILD! THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK PARENTHOOD IS NO MORE THAN JUST DROPPING YOUR UNDERWEAR AND GETTING KNOCKED UP-PLEASE DO NOT BREED! WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH STUPID PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AND WE ARE WAY OVER-POPULATED ALREADY! YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE ASKED MORE QUESTIONS AND HAD MORE CONCERNS!

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Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.

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#35

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

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#36

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

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#40

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.

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Blood Is Blue, Apparently

Blood Is Blue, Apparently

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red

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#43

I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

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#46

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight

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#48

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

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#49

Science Is Too Hard

Science Is Too Hard

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#50

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate

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#54

Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People like this is why hair dryers have warnings not to use in the shower.

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#56

Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should straighten it out and stick it up your ärse for maximum effect.

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#57

"How To Fix It?"

"How To Fix It?"

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maka paka
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how do you work out your son failed. You failed as a parent and a decent human

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#58

What Do You Expect Them To Do?

What Do You Expect Them To Do?

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Enuya
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After you say no, they should grab you by your hair and then take you to their cave to explain that "maybe means yes and no means maybe", obviously 😌 /s

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#59

Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

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#60

Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

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#61

Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

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#62

For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sooo you never washed that thing? Never got up close? Ok. Not judging just surprised

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Scissors Of Satan

Scissors Of Satan

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Marie Clear
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a hunch, when they move in together at least one of their cats will be named Emily Dickinson.

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He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh drat, I better start warning the other 4.6 million people who live here in Cape Town that we better start packing, as all this time we have been living in a direction. Sorry for the other millions of South Africans, but I don't have time to warn them all. Thanks for the laugh on this cold autumn day.

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The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, what orange named doesn't make a country a country...

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#66

Wait, What?

Wait, What?

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Mom Needs To Go Back To School

Mom Needs To Go Back To School

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#68

That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's people like this that give Christians a bad name 🤦🏼‍♀️. Please note, I'm not trying to start a theological debate - everyone should be free to believe what they believe, without hate.

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Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of get this one after you hear stories of mothers lifting entire cars to save their children and such. It's not mental toughness though it's pushing past you bodies natural defense mechanisms that keep you from injuring yourself.

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Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life is but a never ending intelligence test. Some fail miserably and wouldn't have survived in any other period.

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#71

Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

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My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

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#73

Just Accept Him

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Finally Found One

Finally Found One

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the sun exploded, we'd see it 8 minutes later. But the sound wouldn't reach us until 14 years later. Doesn't matter tho, because, well, we're all dead.

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#75

And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

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#76

This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet they went 5, 15, 25, 35, 45, 50, 55, 65, 75. Forgetting all the other numbers in the 50s.

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#77

What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a guy that has done this to his (now ex ) wife’s car multiple times !

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#78

Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

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Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My eyes are week, I need to add glasses. My brain lacks neurotransmitters and -receivers, I need to add those

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#82

There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those not in tech, 256 is a power of 2 (2^8) and powers of two crop up all the time in programming. Although actually I'd have thought 255 was a more likely number as it's the largest number that can be stored in a byte.

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#83

Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

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Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the outer fabric comes with a (plastic) case on the inside and they cut only the outer fabric to match the phone? Trying to figure out what I'm looking at here..

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#85

Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By

Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

27 + 3 = 30. 48 - 3 = 45. 30 + 45 = 75. That's what happens in my head. Well, actually what usually happens is I type it into Chrome's address bar and Google give me the answer.

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#86

Americans Are Also Europeans

Americans Are Also Europeans

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if in the post above Cleopatra could be African-American, then *obviously* Americans can be American-Europeans, right...? /s

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#87

What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

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Fat Harry
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can iron synthetic shirts, but use a cooler temperature or put something like a teatowel between the shirt and the iron.

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#88

I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

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#89

This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

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