While churches in Europe may be world-famous for their historical value and architecture, the ones in America are known for their notoriously funny and clever church signs.
Much like a store might write up a cheeky message on their sidewalk A-frame to entice people walking by to come inside, churches use humorous marquees to try and draw potential faithful in to fill their pews - or, now and then, just to put a smile on someone's face who might need it. The trendier the joke, the more likely they are to appeal to young audiences.
Speaking of trends, one of the latest ones to hit Twitter happens to be posting pictures of sinfully funny church signs. Though we don't necessarily agree with everything they say, we give them major points for creativity. Check out the best of the best church sign sayings, and see which ones deserve the most 'praise.'
(h/t: 22 Words)
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Tables Not Fences
I was at a women's christian conference a few months ago, and the theme of the first talk was 'Towers or Tables' and it was really inspiring. It follows the same concept about how if you confine yourself away from others, you can only build up, and that to make your tower bigger you have to build a whole new floor, but to make a table bigger you add a chair. I loved it.
Texting While Driving
Please don't be an asshole and honk at signs. The horn is there for getting other people's attention.
The Preferences Of God
Best.Sign.Ever. Someone should make this into a sign and wave it in front of the vile Westboro Baptist Church members.
Christian Puns
Dad Joke Marquee
Respectively, it should have been: A sheep, a drum, and a snake. #BaaDumTss
Undocumented Refugee
can we just take a minute to talk about how there is a liberal baptist church?
Recipe For Holy Water
Noah The Brave
Hot As Hell
Jesus Is Watching
A Sign From God
Proper Last Name
Google Doesn't Know It All
Stable Management
Acknowledging The Real Hero
Great Sundays
More Than A Like
Makes You Weak
Jesus, these are funny !
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There was one in my town that said 'If you think life's a party, wait till you die!'
Jesus, these are funny !
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I'm happy I don't see any hateful comments down there! ^.^
I know, right? It's refreshing
There was one in my town that said 'If you think life's a party, wait till you die!'