Church signs are a staple of small-community life. They’re one of the first things you see when you drive through a cute town center and often give you an idea of what kind of neighborhood you’ve just entered.
But most of the time, they’re more than a way for religious institutions to reach out to people, share the gospel, and resonate with their town’s sense of community. These roadside signs can be a valuable and unexpected source of… entertainment. You know what we’re talking about. Those short, extra clever, and sometimes quite ambiguous church sign sayings you can’t help but look at, hoping to find a rib-tickling pun or joke.
After all, you know what they say: if you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if your church has also got a funny bone, consider yourself lucky — making people laugh is an art form.
Now, thanks to the internet’s insatiable appetite for all things strange and humorous, we can look at some of the most hilarious church signs from around the country! Can you imagine the days before the internet when you couldn’t just search for clever church sign ideas for your church’s outdoor panel? Crazy how they could come up with them with no help.
These funny church signs will have you cracking up, whether it’s a clever play on words or a pun-tastic double meaning. Only one thing is sure — these people knew exactly what they were doing!
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Don't Hold Guns
Sign In Front Of Oregon Church
THIS! I always say that Christians are the judgiest ppl ever. And I grew up in a Christian home, so I should know Edit: this has gotten a couple comments, so I'm editing to say that a lot of Christians are super judgey and use religion to justify that, didnt mean to offend anyone
An Incontrovertible Truth On My Church’s Sign Today
Church Sign Of The Week With Traffic Report
The Best Version Of Yourself
Damn You Obama
Is the skull octopus real? Or is it a joke ? Looks like the Hydra icon from Marvel.
Details Inside
So hot it’s a preview of coming attractions if you don’t straighten up?
Yolo
yolo stands for you only live once... OHHH THATS WHY IT SAYS JK
This Church That Doesn't Want To Lie To Your Friends And Family At Your Funeral
Fruit vs. Nuts
Unfortunately, I know too many that are the nuts. We need more fruit.
The Preferences Of God
Basically, don’t be a hypocrite, or you’re NOT going to get the result you think you’re going to get.
It's Hot In Hell
This Sign That Understands Who Holds All The Power In The Pew
i can imagine any teen taking a selfie of this and sending it to their mom
This Sign That Is Trying To Make Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" A Bit Holier
This Sign That Promises God Loves You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye
This Sign Knows You're Spending Time At Church Instead Of The Gym, But Don't Fear Because You'll Have A "Smoking Hot Body" When You're Dead!
This Church Sign That Wants To Know How Often You Come
This Church That Embraced "Christian Girl Autumn" With A Pumpkin Spice Communion Joke
Hipster Jesus
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As an oathed atheist, I must herein declare that I'm thoroughly and in the most pleasurable way surprised!!!
But DP, Jesus said " love your neighbor as you would yourself. ( Paraphrase). So, regardless of their life choices, love them anyway.
Some of these were... confusing...
Yes. They were. Some were too punny ,to many dad jokes.
As an oathed atheist, I must herein declare that I'm thoroughly and in the most pleasurable way surprised!!!
But DP, Jesus said " love your neighbor as you would yourself. ( Paraphrase). So, regardless of their life choices, love them anyway.
Some of these were... confusing...
Yes. They were. Some were too punny ,to many dad jokes.